I woke up with a groan as I blinked away the sleepiness.
For the first time since Iâd found myself in this world, I wasnât confused about where I was when I woke up.
Had I finally accepted my situation?
âMorning, chat,â I mumbled and got up from the floor.
Sleeping on the hard floor of the dungeon probably wasnât the best for my back, ugh. I needed to find a proper shelter⦠or at least a pillow or something. Was it too much to hope the dungeon would give me a pillow? Probably. If only the outside wasnât still wet from the rainâ¦
âMmm⦠Hey, Ranger. Are you my morning fairy for today?â I asked as I idly began to do my morning squats. I had kind of forgotten about those yesterday.
âUgh, well⦠Could have been better. Oh, hey, Booper! You too! Havenât seen you in a while.â My mouth automatically curled into a smile as I said that silly name out loud. âBut nah, Iâm fine. I think I had a dream about beating up a bird with a giant egg though. That was weird.â
âProbably⦠I havenât been thinking much about it, but yeah. Just wanna punch the damn Phoenix, you know?â
I stopped for a moment before continuing with the squats.
âI⦠I think I forgot about quests altogether for a bit.â
Iâd completed the non-starvation one a few days ago, but hadnât even tried to generate more quests to go with it. It had kind of⦠slipped my kind.
And nobody in chat had pointed it out until now, either.
Just more evidence that they were just the product of my subconscious mind⦠But then again, Ranger
pointed it out now, so maybe�
â¦Anyway. Quests.
They werenât even
good, to be honest. Achievements gave way more skill points than quests for a lot less effort. Not to mention, failing a quest would give me
skill points.
But then again, achievements were limited. Quests seemingly werenât. Not to mention, completing side and hidden objectives seemed to give extra rewards besides skill points. If I could stack up on those tickets, it would make me exponentially more powerful the more I got. If the bonus stacked multiplicatively, that is. But that was kind of hard to tellâ¦
Either way, if I could breathe fire all day long without worrying about collapsing, that would make fighting much easier. And since I didnât really know what exactly increased my maximum reserves besides the tickets, I might as well try and get more of those, right?
âWell, why not? I can have one main quest and three side quests at once, right? So since Iâve completed that one side quest, I can still take one more. Letâs see hereâ¦â
â...Right. I forgot it takes a bit.â
I finished with my squats and began with the push ups while idly talking with the two. By the time I finished those, I had a few status windows waiting for me.
âNow, letâs see hereâ¦â
Youâve been homeless and sleeping wherever for a few days now. Find a proper shelter to settle down in.
- 3SP
- 5SP debt
Youâve been wandering in the wilderness for a few days and you have yet to encounter any sentient creatures besides yourself. Try and find someone.
- 4SP
- 6SP debt
â...Right. And I can only accept one of them. Hmm.â I narrowed my eyes in suspicion as I went over the quests again. âWhy does it feel like I came up with those quests myselfâ¦? Like⦠Just a few minutes ago, I thought how nice it would be to have somewhere better to sleep at. And Iâve been wanting to meet other people since the startâ¦â
Probably because the system was reading my mind to create these quests, just like the chat.
I grimaced at that thought.
âYeah, thatâs what I think too. Itâs kinda creepy though⦠Stupid mind reading system, ughâ¦â I grumbled.
âWell, whatever! Which one should I pick? Hmm⦠Why do I feel like the first contact one is a bait? Like⦠Iâm
going to be able to find anyone in this world. But this quest will make me desperately search for someone and then Iâll be depressed when I finally fail the quest,â I said a bit sourly.
I grunted as I finally stood up and headed for the table where all my stuff still lay. Iâd done a lot of experiments with Fusion yesterday, although I hadnât gotten a whole lot of exciting stuff after the naginata. Iâd just combined the Ether pop with the Tempor juice for a two-in-one drink and that was about it in terms of useful results.
âWell yeah, maybe⦠But after yesterday⦠I donât know. There could be time nonsense happening, so the phoenix might not even be around⦠or this could just be a simulation and the phoenix was never real in the first place, orâ¦â I took a deep breath and slowly exhaled.
â
I think Iâm gonna pick the other quest. Finding a shelter shouldnât be
hard, right?â
I blinked at the side objectives.
â...It wants me to
a shelter myself? Yeah, I donât think thatâs happening.â I shook my head. âA door could be possible⦠but bedding and pillow, uh, I would have to find some. I doubt I will, though,â I mumbled to myself as I packed all of my stuff into the backpack once more and prepared to set off.
âYeah, I mean, I gotta test out my cool new weapon, right?â
âThatâs trueâ¦â I grunted. âI wonât go too deep for now. And I can do other things now! Like the bubble cannonball or the key!â
Speaking of, Iâd sort of gotten the hang of channeling my Ether manually without the help of Craftsman. It was
from perfect, and I definitely couldnât properly do it in the heat of a battle without messing up, but it was a start.
And with that, I shrugged on the backpack, grabbed my awesome new naginata, climbed out of the window, and headed for the gate once more. I also briefly glanced at the entrance and saw that luckily, it wasnât raining anymore. Maybe I could sleep on the grass today again, rather than the hard floor of the dungeon.
Then I frowned to myself as a thought struck me.
âI wonder if this is the final floor, chat⦠I mean, it feels like Iâm following a pattern. The first floor was the front entrance where you pay the fee, then you change in the locker room, and then you go to the pool to swim, right? What could possibly come after this?â
I snorted.
âThat would be incredibly lame⦠But I guess Itâs possible, yeah.â
I stepped through the golden gate and was greeted with the pools once more. Now, I
go through the maze of the side buildings again, but I felt like Iâd already gone through those thoroughly enough and it was time to move on.
But then again, Iâd gotten some amazing loot from them. Both the infinite pizza and the popsicle were from the chests over thereâ¦
Well, there were probably going to be more chests in the other section of this floor as well.
So finally, after sneaking a peek of them oh so long ago, I approached the pools, hoping that maybe I could even swim in them.
Naturally, as soon as I got close enough to one to take a good look, I stopped and took a careful step back from the pool.
It had this bluish cyan hue that was typical for pool water, just like Iâd observed from afar, but⦠It wasnât because it reflected the color of the sky like water would. No, this liquid was completely opaque and didnât look natural at all. It only
like water from afar.
It had
!
I shot Appraisal at it and stared.
Dungeon liquid that drains intrudersâ Ether on touch and creates dungeon monsters.
â
?! Seriously? What is this, a platformer game?!â I yelled in indignation. âSo itâs basically lava? Donât fall in or you die? Come on, man!â
And apparently, it also created dungeon monsters. So as soon as I walked in between the pools, hordes would probably emerge from it and swarm me.
Great.
I groaned and rubbed my forehead.
Part of me wanted to just boldly walk in like it was nobodyâs business, but I had no idea what kind of monsters would even emerge. More zombies? Sentient swimsuits? Flying hamburgers? Could be anything. I didnât trust it.
Worst of all, if I got swarmed, I couldnât even use my usual strategy of lighting everything on fire since Flameguard was still on cooldown.
âOkay, fine⦠Iâm gonna go back for a bit and wait till I can swap my fire skills back in just in caseâ¦â
With some mixed feelings I walked back to the gate and sat down while looking out into the third floor. Unlike the other two floors, I could see most of it from the entrance, although I had no idea where the exit⦠or the boss room was. It was probably hidden away in a non-euclidean corner like always.
I sighed.
âSo⦠Anyway⦠How are you two doingâ¦?â I randomly asked, despite part of me feeling like it was pointless to do so. They were me, after all, werenât they?
I cracked a smile.
âThatâs good⦠Oh, are you still working on your game, Ranger?â
I winced in sympathy. Iâd had to juggle streaming and work not too long ago so I knew just how much that could take out of someone.
âOof, yeah⦠I feel you.â I smiled. âOnce itâs done, I can play it on stream!â I suggested, pushing away the intrusive thoughts telling me that I would first have to get back to Earth, and that this Ranger wasnât even the real person, andâ
âSure!â I grinned.
What a funny duo this morning. Like a cute little animal and an older cousin working hard on their passions. I could almost forget that they werenât real.
I sat there, chatting with the two for a while, before more people began to pop up in the group chat. At some point, I decided to snoop around the buildings once more instead of sitting idly.
âI still need to get used to using this thing⦠and test the glove on the zombiesâ¦
maybe Iâll find some more treasures,â I reasoned.
Chat seemed to agree that it was a good idea.
I entered the same building as yesterday and began exploring more of the maze, running into several zombies on my way. Having to fight with a long polearm indoors was⦠very awkward, to say the least. Even if I tried to keep my distance and just shoot wet lightning at them.
I ended up putting it into my backpack and using the key and the cannonball bubble glove to fight them, in the end. The glove was excellent for pushing them away, and the key was enough to deal the finishing blows, butâ¦
âThat sucks, chat⦠I really wanted to use my cool new weapon⦠Maybe it will be more useful out there, though.â I glanced out of one of the windows overlooking the pools. âSpeaking of⦠The cooldowns should be almost up. Time to check out the main part of this floor.â
I quickly made my way back, stashed away the key, and pulled out my naginata once more â I just wanted to make it work, okay?
I briefly thought about swapping in the skills right away, but held on for the moment. I could instantly swap them in at any point, after all. And if I could get through this floor without needing to use the phoenix skills⦠that would mean that I
gotten better at this. I wanted to test myself. To try to stand on my own feet without âcheatingâ.
And also, it felt like giving the damn phoenix the middle finger if I
use the gift theyâd given me.
Take that, you damn bird.