When I mentioned the word âvacation,â the expressions on the faces of my six sisters-in-law subtly changed. Each of them had titles so complex that they made my head spin every time I spoke to them.
One of them widened her eyes as if Iâd just revealed the most groundbreaking idea, while another wore a clear expression of regret and sadness. The third seemed to be deep in thought, as if she were seriously considering my words. Meanwhile, one of hyungâs subordinates bit her lip, shoulders shakingâ she was probably trying to hold back laughter.
Given that even hyungâs own subordinate was reacting like this, I could tell. The chances of hyung getting a vacation as a birthday gift were pretty much nonexistent.
After all, there was always a reason when something didnât exist or wasnât possible. If it were that easy to give, then it wouldnât even be considered a gift worth mentioning.
âHonestly, just spending time with loved ones on your birthday is a gift in itself. Besides, heâs technically here on vacation right now, isnât he?â
I cautiously added that after thinking for a moment. To be honest, I wasnât sure about the others, but seeing the deeply contemplative look on the Mage Duchessâs face made me feel like I had to say something.
My instincts were sounding loud alarms. If I didnât step in now, the Mage Duchess would soon be sending an official petition to the Imperial Palace, and that petition would likely be a bizarre request for her fiancé to be granted some time off. I could already imagine hyung burying his face in the ground out of shame if such rumors spread through the social circles.
No, I wouldnât just bite my tongueâIâd hold my breath until I passed out.
The image of his much older fiancée publicly demanding rest for her significantly younger fiancé⦠the thought alone was terrifying. The Mage Duchess even called hyung âbabyâ sometimes. If that ever happened, he wouldnât just be a kept manâheâd become a literal baby.
For a brief moment, I lost my conviction. Although it would be terrifying for me, maybe hyung would actually welcome it. Wouldnât he be willing to endure humiliation and shame just to get that vacation?
Of course, I kept that sad speculation to myself. Even if hyung didnât mind, I wasnât sure I could handle witnessing it. The idea of hyung becoming the Mage Duchessâs little baby in exchange for rest⦠that was the kind of nightmare that would keep me up at night.
I forced myself to think optimistically. Yeah, there was always the marriage leave and parental leave in the empire. And with six wives, thatâd be six times the marriage leave and six times the parental leave. Maybe even more if they had a lot of kids.
âOr maybe you could give him the first thing you bought when you thought of him. That could have a lot of meaning.â
I hurriedly steered the conversation back to the subject of gifts before things took a strange turn. If giving everything was too much and a vacation was impossible, then this seemed like a decent middle ground.
The first instinct was usually the best. Overthinking it would just lead to odd results.
Since they seemed satisfied with the resolution, I finally managed to escape from the circle of my sisters-in-law. Though I still felt uneasy seeing the Mage Duchess deep in thought until the last moment, I trusted that I had done all I could. If anything happens, hyung can deal with it. I was just a powerless student; there was nothing more I could do. So, that wasnât my problem anymore.
The moment I saw Sarah anxiously pacing the hallway, my thoughts of hyung vanished. I wanted to finish quickly and wait for her in the room, but it looked like Sarah had come looking for me first.
This was embarrassing. I had promised to stick close to her in case anything happened. I had even told her confidently to rely on me when she said I was her only support. And yet, I ended up leaving her alone. It was really shameful.
âSarah.â
âOh, Erich.â
Sarah, who had been nervously looking around, greeted me with a smile when she heard my voice.
âThere you are. I was wondering where youâd gone since you werenât in the room.â
âSorry, I had someone I needed to meet for a moment.â
âHehe, itâs fine. I just finished talking with my mother, too.â
Though she smiled as she spoke, anyone could see that Sarahâs hands were trembling and her breathing was slightly off, faster than normal. She was putting on a brave face, but she was clearly shaken deep down.
Of course, it made sense. No matter how much she tried to act fine, for Sarah, this was her first time out in the world, her first real adventure. Everything she saw must have been unfamiliar, and every person she passed was likely a stranger. Given how isolated her life had been, it was only natural that she felt afraid.
She must have trusted me and relied on me enough to come all the way to the mansion. However, the person she was counting on had disappeared. The shock Sarah must have felt was likely beyond my imagination. If she was wandering around looking for me instead of just waiting in the room, I could only guess how deep that impact was.
âStill, leaving a lady waiting⦠Youâre a terrible knight.â
Sarahâs playful words brought a wry smile to my face. She must have been quite shaken, yet she was pretending like nothing had happened. That only made me feel more guilty.
âThen, may I ask for a chance to make it up to you?â
I gently extended my hand and kissed the back of Sarahâs right hand as soon as she placed it in mine.
Sarah had always enjoyed playing the role of the lady, with me as the knight. Whether she was upset or feeling down, this act would usually cheer her up.
âIâll let it slide this time, just for you.â
Thankfully, it seemed to work again. Her trembling had stopped.
âThank you, my lady.â
Honestly, continuing this little knight-and-lady act even as adults felt a bit embarrassing. But what could I do? Sarah liked it, so of course I went along with it.
Besides, after nearly ten years of this, it was a little late to start complaining now.
***
I repent. I repent for the disrespectful thoughts I had and for daring to think of the Patriarch as a treasure goblin and imagining Mother wearing a rainbow. Please forgive me if youâre watching, Enen. What was I supposed to do when they made a person look like the unique-rank monster in the world?
I never imagined Iâd become the complete packageâa combination of both. They did say that children resembled their parents, but I didnât think Iâd inherit everything.
âCa-Carl⦠Do you like itâ¦?â
It was already my birthday, and from the moment the morning celebration started, giftsâno, an avalanche of giftsârained down on me. Marghetta, who was standing nearby, cautiously asked as I stared blankly at the colorful mountain of presents.
âI-I was going to choose just one really good gift, but they all seemed to suit you, soâ¦â
Her words, spoken as if in defense, made me chuckle softly. From the embarrassed glances around me, it seemed like the other five had also gone overboard, not just Marghetta.
âI did say just one, didnât I?â
Erich mumbled under his breath, his voice tinged with frustration as he surveyed the mountain of gift boxes. Meanwhile, Marghetta, who was acting as their spokesperson, hung her head in shame.
Amazing. Was this the result after they asked for advice? I canât even imagine what they wouldâve given me if they hadnât asked for any.
Considering their familiesâs wealth, it was probably a miracle they didnât bombard me with properties. If things had gone worse, I mightâve been smacked in the face with a deed. In comparison, this pile of gifts seemed almost cute.
Thank you, Erich. You really saved my sanity.
âI love it. Honestly, itâs more than I deserve.â
I stroked Marghettaâs head gently as I said this. Sure, the sheer quantity of gifts was a bit shocking, but they had clearly chosen them with me in mind. It was always better to be loved than unloved. Who would hate receiving too many gifts? Only someone with a truly twisted personality would.
âIt looks like Iâll be spending the whole day just going through all these wonderful presents.â
It wasnât an exaggeration. I had the feeling that simply unwrapping each gift would take the entire day. To be honest, one day might not even be enough.
However, that was a good thing and not a bad one. After all, opening presents was like a gacha game: the thrill came not from the results, but from the anticipation. And with this many gifts, it was like pulling a dozen gacha tickets at once. I couldnât be happierâ¦
Upon closer inspection, I noticed that the wrapping paper was divided into six distinct colors. They really put thought into this. With the colors, I could even tell who gave which gift.
âThank you. I feel like Iâve received a lifetimeâs worth of gifts today.â
âFrom now on, weâll continue toââ
âYour feelings alone are enough.â
I decided to accept their gratitude in my heart. If I received gifts like this every year, Iâd need a ten-story warehouse to store everything. One grand event like this was enough for a lifetime.
My firm refusal made Marghetta smile awkwardly as she quietly stepped aside. Surprisingly, there were still more people waiting to give me presents.
âI imagine one of our gifts might be in that pile too.â
Mother approached next, smiling deeply as she handed me a box.
I wasnât quite sure how to react, given the tricky nature of her words. Whatever the Patriarch and my mother prepared, I had a feeling it might overlap with something already in that mountain of gifts.
âEven if itâs the same, Iâll be sure to use this one.â
âThereâs no need for that. Iâm sure the younger ones picked something better than us old folks.â
That felt like a bit of a rash comment. If their gift ended up matching one from the Mage Duchess, I didnât know how Iâd survive the awkwardness.
***
After that, there were more gifts from Erich, Sarah, the head butler, the head maid, the valet, and so on. I received countless congratulations and gifts from everyone attending the banquet.
Yet, even when all those gifts were combined, they still didnât surpass what Marghetta alone had prepared.
After the banquet ended, I locked myself in my room and began to go through the gifts one by oneâ
âYouâve got to be kidding me.â
The words slipped out the moment I saw what Erich had given me.
Erich had scratched his head sheepishly as he handed me the small box, saying it was something I absolutely needed. I had thought it might be a nice fountain pen or something along those lines.
But no.
When I opened the box, I found a magical version of a folding bed, the kind that transformed from the size of a baseball to something large enough for a person to lie on with just the press of a button. It was the magical equivalent of a foldable cot, an essential item for every government office, and also something already stored in the corners of my office and the on-call room.
My hand trembled as I gripped the bed. Of all things, he had to get me this.
To be fair, it was practical and useful, just like Erich said. That was why I already had them stashed in so many places.
Yeah⦠I should just leave this one in the club room. Sleeping in the corner there doesnât sound too bad.
Damn it.