Wait, How Did My Digital Girlfriend Become a Sword Immortal?
Author: 宇宙无敌暴龙烧鹅
Chapter 547: You Actually Don't Have Fox Odor?
Chapter 547: You Actually Don't Have Fox Odor?
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Monk Burning Heaven looked at his foot being crushed by Old Demon Xiao, his face darkening.
"Xiao Feng, don't think this monk fears you!"
"You have one breath to remove your foot!"
Old Demon Xiao's demonic energy surged around him, causing the spatial grid of heaven and earth to collapse inward, making him appear like a humanoid black hole. His foot pressing down on Burning Heaven seemed like a nail pinning the entire world in place.
For Burning Heaven to break free,
He would need to exert equivalent power.
But... he was afraid!
Xiao Feng laughed wildly: "Afraid? Who at our cultivation level isn't afraid of death?
This venerable fears heavenly tribulation, but fears even more the Heavenly Demon Sect having no successors.
Fears hypocrites like you pinning all sins on our sect, then declaring—'The Heavenly Demon Sect is utterly immoral and deserves annihilation!'"
"And you're not immoral?" Burning Heaven retorted angrily, neck straining: "During the Central State Secret Realm incident, it was your Heavenly Demon Sect remnants who sacrificed so many righteous sect disciples!"
"Bullshit!" Xiao Feng pointed at Burning Heaven's nose: "You think this venerable was completely isolated in the Void Abyss? It was your Burning Purity Holy Land and Jade Pool Holy Land who manipulated my disciples!
My disciples erred, but at their cultivation level, how could they resist your two holy lands' schemes?!"
Burning Heaven's cheeks puffed slightly, flushing red.
He truly hadn't expected Old Demon Xiao to know everything.
After all, the monk had indeed been isolated in the Void Abyss.
Had Monk Burning Karma not informed him, he'd never have known about the atrocities committed by their holy lands.
For reputation-conscious Burning Karma, these were unforgivable stains.
Hidden nearby, Real Person Yuyao paled and shrank further into the shadows.
"Chen Huaian is actually from the demonic path? This... is absurd." She was utterly bewildered—this revelation confused her more than when Zhang Mengchu took her virginity.
If Chen Huaian was demonic, why not collaborate earlier?
Why fight her Jade Pool Holy Land to the death?
Now attacking was unwise.
Best observe if these powerhouses would clash first.
Yuyao considered retreating.
Against Old Demon Xiao, Burning Heaven, and Tu Shan Yue, she stood no chance. Now that Burning Heaven knew her holy land's crimes, she'd become his target too.
Chen Huaian had Old Demon Xiao's protection.
But who would protect her?
"This concubine thanks the master for restraining Old Demon Xiao. Now, if you'll excuse me..."
While the two titans struggled,
Tu Shan Yue had somehow appeared behind Chen Huaian.
Five Demon Saints formed a defensive line behind Old Demon Xiao.
Noticing Tu Shan Yue from his periphery, Chen Huaian gripped his sword hilt calmly,
Ready to "log off" anytime.
Having gained Old Demon Xiao's favor,
His protection was guaranteed.
The alliance mission was clearly complete.
"Tu Shan Yue, you dare?!" Xiao Feng's eyes nearly burst with rage.
Chen Huaian was his hope for revitalizing the demonic path!
As Xiao Feng moved to attack, Burning Heaven grabbed his shoulder.
Where the monk's hand touched, Buddhist light shimmered—within it, countless arhats chanted scriptures amidst celestial Buddha realms.
The surrounding landscape distorted under the two peak Great Ascension cultivators' clash.
"Old Demon Xiao, you're going nowhere!" Burning Heaven clasped hands, gaze icy.
"Chen Huaian infiltrated righteous sects as a demon cultivator—his karma must be immense! Let this monk grant him liberation!"
To Tu Shan Yue, he warned: "Fox, remember our deal, or I release him now!"
The threat made Tu Shan Yue reconsider monopolizing Chen Huaian.
After deliberation, she produced a bell-like artifact.
Seeing it, Burning Heaven's eyes lit up while Xiao Feng relaxed slightly.
Millennia of experience made their intentions obvious—
Neither would relinquish Chen Huaian entirely.
The solution? Split his three spiritual souls and seven physical souls.
The body mattered little—except to body cultivators, flesh held minimal value for others.
The artifact was none other than Tu Shan Yue's signature treasure—the Tu Shan Bell.
Its three functions: soul suppression, soul capture, and fortune borrowing.
Clearly, she intended soul capture now.
"How unfortunate, Sword Master Chen. You resemble that person so much~" Tu Shan Yue swayed the bell while tracing circles on Chen Huaian's chest, her breath fragrant.
Chen Huaian took a deep inhale—full lung capacity.
"You actually don't have fox odor? Are you a fake fox?"
Tu Shan Yue: "..."
Her smile froze, the formerly attractive face now less appealing.
"Soul Capture!"
No more hesitation—she channeled true essence into the bell.
Her graceful form danced around Chen Huaian as the bell chimed nine times.
Normally, nine chimes would extract the victim's soul for manipulation.
Yet nothing happened.
Chen Huaian studied Tu Shan Yue's raised arm and nine swaying tails behind her.
His curiosity peaked.
Suddenly, he sniffed her armpit.
"Wow!" He clapped, thumbs up: "Impressive! Truly odorless! My Moon Shadow Sect has a guardian beast, Daha, currently in heat—howling daily. Since you're both canines without smell, shall I play matchmaker?"
Tu Shan Yue: "..."
Old Demon Xiao & Burning Heaven: "???"
Five Demon Saints: "!!!"
"Brat! You dare mock this sovereign?!" Tu Shan Yue's composure shattered.
Her shriek held no allure—only glacial fury.
Realizing Chen Huaian must possess soul-protecting treasure (likely from Old Demon Xiao),
And unable to claim his soul...
She opted for annihilation instead!
If she couldn't have a White Sword substitute,
Then only White Sword would remain!
Space within a thousand zhang radius solidified like amber.
An invisible force crushed downward—
The earth silently collapsed into a bottomless pit.
Light twisted and dimmed.
"Hum—!"
Her nine tails transformed from elegant ornaments into whip-like extensions,
Coiled with void-rending demonic power!
Blue fox fires blazed at each tip, radiating soul-freezing cold and matter-annihilating heat.
Her eyes became blazing golden slits,
Her beautiful face contorted into primordial ferocity.
One raised finger gathered a blue spark—
A condensed stellar explosion of absolute destruction.
"The price for provoking this sovereign..." Her voice held zero warmth,
"...is your complete eradication!"
The blue spark erupted!
Chen Huaian remained expressionless,
Observing Tu Shan Yue's raised hand,
Her smooth, flawless underarm.
His focus remained on the "log off" button.
Do fox spirits groom their armpits?
Or are they naturally hairless?
He pondered idly.
Controlled hairlessness seems plausible—Li Qingran has none either.
Convenient for appreciation.
Clang—!
At the critical moment,
A sword's resonance suddenly filled heaven and earth!
A desolate, deathly sword intent swept from the west,
Instantly suppressing Tu Shan Yue's aura.
...
...
Monk Burning Heaven looked at his foot being crushed by Old Demon Xiao, his face darkening.
"Xiao Feng, don't think this monk fears you!"
"You have one breath to remove your foot!"
Old Demon Xiao's demonic energy surged around him, causing the spatial grid of heaven and earth to collapse inward, making him appear like a humanoid black hole. His foot pressing down on Burning Heaven seemed like a nail pinning the entire world in place.
For Burning Heaven to break free,
He would need to exert equivalent power.
But... he was afraid!
Xiao Feng laughed wildly: "Afraid? Who at our cultivation level isn't afraid of death?
This venerable fears heavenly tribulation, but fears even more the Heavenly Demon Sect having no successors.
Fears hypocrites like you pinning all sins on our sect, then declaring—'The Heavenly Demon Sect is utterly immoral and deserves annihilation!'"
"And you're not immoral?" Burning Heaven retorted angrily, neck straining: "During the Central State Secret Realm incident, it was your Heavenly Demon Sect remnants who sacrificed so many righteous sect disciples!"
"Bullshit!" Xiao Feng pointed at Burning Heaven's nose: "You think this venerable was completely isolated in the Void Abyss? It was your Burning Purity Holy Land and Jade Pool Holy Land who manipulated my disciples!
My disciples erred, but at their cultivation level, how could they resist your two holy lands' schemes?!"
Burning Heaven's cheeks puffed slightly, flushing red.
He truly hadn't expected Old Demon Xiao to know everything.
After all, the monk had indeed been isolated in the Void Abyss.
Had Monk Burning Karma not informed him, he'd never have known about the atrocities committed by their holy lands.
For reputation-conscious Burning Karma, these were unforgivable stains.
Hidden nearby, Real Person Yuyao paled and shrank further into the shadows.
"Chen Huaian is actually from the demonic path? This... is absurd." She was utterly bewildered—this revelation confused her more than when Zhang Mengchu took her virginity.
If Chen Huaian was demonic, why not collaborate earlier?
Why fight her Jade Pool Holy Land to the death?
Now attacking was unwise.
Best observe if these powerhouses would clash first.
Yuyao considered retreating.
Against Old Demon Xiao, Burning Heaven, and Tu Shan Yue, she stood no chance. Now that Burning Heaven knew her holy land's crimes, she'd become his target too.
Chen Huaian had Old Demon Xiao's protection.
But who would protect her?
"This concubine thanks the master for restraining Old Demon Xiao. Now, if you'll excuse me..."
While the two titans struggled,
Tu Shan Yue had somehow appeared behind Chen Huaian.
Five Demon Saints formed a defensive line behind Old Demon Xiao.
Noticing Tu Shan Yue from his periphery, Chen Huaian gripped his sword hilt calmly,
Ready to "log off" anytime.
Having gained Old Demon Xiao's favor,
His protection was guaranteed.
The alliance mission was clearly complete.
"Tu Shan Yue, you dare?!" Xiao Feng's eyes nearly burst with rage.
Chen Huaian was his hope for revitalizing the demonic path!
As Xiao Feng moved to attack, Burning Heaven grabbed his shoulder.
Where the monk's hand touched, Buddhist light shimmered—within it, countless arhats chanted scriptures amidst celestial Buddha realms.
The surrounding landscape distorted under the two peak Great Ascension cultivators' clash.
"Old Demon Xiao, you're going nowhere!" Burning Heaven clasped hands, gaze icy.
"Chen Huaian infiltrated righteous sects as a demon cultivator—his karma must be immense! Let this monk grant him liberation!"
To Tu Shan Yue, he warned: "Fox, remember our deal, or I release him now!"
The threat made Tu Shan Yue reconsider monopolizing Chen Huaian.
After deliberation, she produced a bell-like artifact.
Seeing it, Burning Heaven's eyes lit up while Xiao Feng relaxed slightly.
Millennia of experience made their intentions obvious—
Neither would relinquish Chen Huaian entirely.
The solution? Split his three spiritual souls and seven physical souls.
The body mattered little—except to body cultivators, flesh held minimal value for others.
The artifact was none other than Tu Shan Yue's signature treasure—the Tu Shan Bell.
Its three functions: soul suppression, soul capture, and fortune borrowing.
Clearly, she intended soul capture now.
"How unfortunate, Sword Master Chen. You resemble that person so much~" Tu Shan Yue swayed the bell while tracing circles on Chen Huaian's chest, her breath fragrant.
Chen Huaian took a deep inhale—full lung capacity.
"You actually don't have fox odor? Are you a fake fox?"
Tu Shan Yue: "..."
Her smile froze, the formerly attractive face now less appealing.
"Soul Capture!"
No more hesitation—she channeled true essence into the bell.
Her graceful form danced around Chen Huaian as the bell chimed nine times.
Normally, nine chimes would extract the victim's soul for manipulation.
Yet nothing happened.
Chen Huaian studied Tu Shan Yue's raised arm and nine swaying tails behind her.
His curiosity peaked.
Suddenly, he sniffed her armpit.
"Wow!" He clapped, thumbs up: "Impressive! Truly odorless! My Moon Shadow Sect has a guardian beast, Daha, currently in heat—howling daily. Since you're both canines without smell, shall I play matchmaker?"
Tu Shan Yue: "..."
Old Demon Xiao & Burning Heaven: "???"
Five Demon Saints: "!!!"
"Brat! You dare mock this sovereign?!" Tu Shan Yue's composure shattered.
Her shriek held no allure—only glacial fury.
Realizing Chen Huaian must possess soul-protecting treasure (likely from Old Demon Xiao),
And unable to claim his soul...
She opted for annihilation instead!
If she couldn't have a White Sword substitute,
Then only White Sword would remain!
Space within a thousand zhang radius solidified like amber.
An invisible force crushed downward—
The earth silently collapsed into a bottomless pit.
Light twisted and dimmed.
"Hum—!"
Her nine tails transformed from elegant ornaments into whip-like extensions,
Coiled with void-rending demonic power!
Blue fox fires blazed at each tip, radiating soul-freezing cold and matter-annihilating heat.
Her eyes became blazing golden slits,
Her beautiful face contorted into primordial ferocity.
One raised finger gathered a blue spark—
A condensed stellar explosion of absolute destruction.
"The price for provoking this sovereign..." Her voice held zero warmth,
"...is your complete eradication!"
The blue spark erupted!
Chen Huaian remained expressionless,
Observing Tu Shan Yue's raised hand,
Her smooth, flawless underarm.
His focus remained on the "log off" button.
Do fox spirits groom their armpits?
Or are they naturally hairless?
He pondered idly.
Controlled hairlessness seems plausible—Li Qingran has none either.
Convenient for appreciation.
Clang—!
At the critical moment,
A sword's resonance suddenly filled heaven and earth!
A desolate, deathly sword intent swept from the west,
Instantly suppressing Tu Shan Yue's aura.
...