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Volume 46, Number 13 University of North Carolina at Wilmington Thursday, January 19, 1995
Amphitheater Proposed
For UNCW Campus
BY AMANDA JESSE
News Fditor
A plan to build an amphitheater on campus is currently being considered by thc
UNCW Board ot Governors.
The administration is c urrently discussing die project estimated to cost $250,000
dollars depending on the sealing capacity of the proposed amphitheater.
As a slate and federally funded institution, bids will be required to be submitted
before any final decision is made.
Following a year of research. Randall Bray and David Ball, representatives of the
architectural linn Randall Bray Associates, have designed a working scale imxlcl of
the proposed amphitheater which they unveiled loChanccllor Lcutzc and other board
members Wednesday.
Plans for the amphitheater are a result of the growing
need for a central meeting location on campus. Leutze told
the Wilmington Star-News that the amphitheater would
"give a community feeling to [the] campus."
Randall Bray Associates' concept, "A Sense Of Place For UNCW," includes a
fabric -covered amphitheater, vine-covered Plcxiglas covered walkways between
main buildings, and reflecting pools.
Plans for the amphitheater arc a result of the growing need for a central meeting
location on campus. Lcutze told the Wilmington Sur-News thai the amphitheater
would "give a community feeling to [thcl campus."
Bray and his project coordinator Ball, a 1992 UNCW graduate, said their
proposed design presents a combination of flowering trellises, reflecting pools, and
a translucent fabric covered amphitheater creating a three dimensionally sculptured
space The trellises will be sculpturally spaced in an interrelated fashion so that
pedestrians can walk under cover between the central campus buildings and be
protected from rainy or hot sunny weather. Reflecting pools would weave around the
amphitheater and the covered walkways.
In the Bray Associates Model, the amphitheater would be located between Randall Library and the University
Union.
350 Degrees May Be Cut By
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Breakdown of UNC Board of Governors
UNC Board of Governors degree cutback proposal
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Staff Writer this ruling goes through. According tion is t o enlighten, and not focus on
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affected by a cutback that will re- Hill Geology department said, "If the expected cutback. Although little
channel areas of study for students. you just look at the production of attention has been given to the issue /P9/P/9/9/9•9/9/9/9/t/9/9/r/f/99^ / /9/9 / 9/f/t/9/9/9A9Vt/9/9/9/*/*/9/9/9/9/9/9/9/9/9/t/»/9/9/9/9/99/9/9/9/9/ / /9/9 / 9/9/9'9'9/9/9/91/9' '/
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Accident Kills
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Campus
University Women Honor
Briefs
Scholarship Winners
MEMORIAL
BStYa ff J UWNriEt e rR APP ORAVITS Rtroelals,u r esre,c r eKtaatrhyy; LTeaumtzmey a nBdl i zLzyanrnde, at 4:0A0 mpe.mmo. r ioanl S usnedravyi,ce J wainlula rbye h2e2l,d 1995 Come Pet a Wolf
The University Women of Goodspeed, fund-raising co-chairs; outside Suite T (Residence Life Area) at Earth Seminar
UNCW recognized Wendy Jill Karen Smith, parliamentarian; Patsy
in memory of
Duncan and Ginger Gardner as schol- Odom, historian; Judy Gray, mem-
mmHaoejumosbrSeeic rnh sgosienah ltnerd ia stoDih Dr pinuspe nh ar ceiccmecpaciemp oneib eut cnenit estrnro itf g.di n uf gL irac,ctil a naW taenginsds d,e t w hGe aeAra iel rsr ued nmnp ifnreaoeirlr-l caeCMaddoahiv-riticeloshlaroa,;dri .yr s Ssc;a ha nbeon rdsldahria pn;ar dJJ sudu yh d HT iAyaph vr o i Tkmcsihoa no-s mcE, ahad sanui ,drS m sa u; pnDn rd odNoprsgaioorpntnaech,mrya a U ANlCl W s tu dSeenntiso,r %, u fa dEcd(uulLtcmya tm iatontdn t s Mtaa fjWfo ar al r mea sn idCn ve Tiyte eadc h ticn g a t tFeenld.l ow. oWfi l MmnobaeiBurr no nSWeggtorliat fer os , twnPv ei ,rlJ'slie atslya n o asfu Nb aa eHnsor teery .fav tele aht1Snt9oh- utuyyr ht .eeCh daa E Jr ra i-Carmoaott rllh otSdi hla n eiSv anTei aU ima,n min ia--o -tn
of Asheboro. a senior majoring in The University Women of well known wolf hchaviorist will be
physical education by Sandra UNCW is an organization of female the guest speaker. Mr. Saviano and
Harkins, sholarship chair. faculty, staff and spouses whose goal his Peoples Program for Hndangci cd
Other business at the fall meet- is to promote a shared campus vision Species has appeared as a feature at
ing ofc l tudheed i nUtrnodiuvcteiorns ioft y n e wW o 1m9e95n t eirnm- of educatioternact ion weithx ocneel l eanncoet he tr,h r ofuagllh a innd- mwialnl y re lnaattei o nnoatl o wnillyd l tihfee s stohroyw s o.f tHhee
officers by President Annie Aldrich: spring programs, and scholarship pro- wild Tim her Wolf, but will tell us the
Pat Corcoran, vice president; Helen motion. touching story of he and his wife
IN T HE ARMY, living and traveling with wolves.
Grad Student Find May Make The very entertaining and infor-
mative program will take place on
Endangered Species List NURSES AREN'T JUST IN DEMAND. Campus at Cameron Hall Audito-
rium, beginning at 7:30 PM. Admis-
THEY'RE IN C OMMAND. sion is f ree and everyone is invited.
BY JUNE RAPP ORAVITS
Domestic Shelter
SuffWriie- Any nurse who just wants a job can with your level of experience. As Plans Meeting
A tiny brown-striped snail discovered by UNCW in Town Creek grad
student Sue Brady may represent trouble for Brunswick County develop- find one. But if vouVe a nurs- Army officer, you'll command the
ment and the Army Corps of Engineers according to a report written by Scott ing student who wants to be in respect you deserve. And with the added
Glaosltd T sh eaeenn d s in npa iu Glb rl eiiess nh bfeeidle ile div ne d Lt ha ekt eo S bu ein nd oa f1y 9 0t 8hSe.t a sUrps-eicNniegew ss a H J$ ea2ln0i.,s 0o I0mS0a. geruancto s fmrioumm d iae n dC o rwpass cthoem mAarnmyd Noufr s yeo u rC o rowpns Ycoaur'elelr , b ec o tnrseiadteerd as sbeingenfiintgs boonnluys , t h eh o Aursmiyn g c aanl l oowfafenrc-eas $a5n0d0 0 4 Capen.nnmtu.ea Trl h, te h me5 e D0e o0Rtm1ai enm sgMat adi rcaiksV e i t soe Itln cSn ftn orc reCc eo ttn- o fSdheaeryle t nearct' es 7
osft u dEyn g iton e deertse,r m iBnrea d yw h eatnhde r h eort h eUrN CpoWp ul abtiioolnosg y o f c tohlel e sangaiule s e x iwsitl l i n u Bndreurntsawkiec k a a competent professional, given vour own weeks paid vacation— you'll be well in com- Wilmington Police Chief Ricky
County. The Corps of Engineers will also require the scientists to search patients and responsibilities commensurate mand of v our life Call 1-800-USA ARMY Simpson will speak and special sup-
CexotleunImfd bi Bunrsga. d yt oD u aSpnoldu it nhh, e rC aa tnredoal mi Nn aea.rw c sHuacncoesvsefru l C oaundn t iite si s dweittehr mtihnee d s e atrhceh H eplosissiobmlay ARMY NURSE CORPS BEAU YOU CAN BE. m34e3m-bin0ge i7sor 0p,p3oer t.enr s wail lnl b doe m refemocbroc g rinsin.zf eo drT.mo a tT bihoeenc , om me eec atl -la
population is the only one left in existence after complex genetic tests, the
snail may be placed under protection by the federal government via the $1,000 Giveaway
Endangered Species Act.
bioloIgfi fcaolu n da n dt o f bien a onnc i atlh e i vmepragcet o ofn e xBtriunnctsiwoinc,k B rCaoduyn'tsy fiinn d t emramys omfa k ites mai n hiungge READ And RECYCLE Algiblle to w rient u rfnrieen g m ofnreeys h mienn th eairrc felleix-
operations and building development. Wilmington may also be affected as account. Entry informal ion has been
ptol a dnese p teo n u n tdheer t cahkaen n eelx t eanlsliovwei n gd r eldagrigenrg s ohpiepsr a ttio o ennst e rb y t h teh e s t Catoer p pso r to f a r Een g ailnteereerds. THE SEAHAWK! mboaxielse.d to freshmen campus mail
iAsc c sopercduilnagt i vteo G aotl d t'hsis rteipmoer.t , the snail's impact on dredging and development The "1,000 Wealth for Health-
opportunity is s ponsored by UNCWs
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HANDS OFF YOUR MONEY
v Carry only enough cash to last the day.
Anyone who tries to borrow your last five spot
isn't a friend, anyway.
O Label your spare-change jar "beetle farm."
Then, put your beetle farm in a jar labeled
'"spare change."
O Mark up every space on checks.
Don't leave room for someone to fill in their
name and extra zeros.
O Keep your wallet in your front pocket.
It d iscourages pickpockets. So does wearing
really tight pants.
O Put your picture on your credit card.
A Citibank Photocard is tough for anyone else
to use. un'ess they look just like you.
EDITORIALS
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Here's What I T hink About It...
Frank's Place
Frank Tascone June Rapp Oravits
away with by not ironing, and you
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Canhdr i swtamtachs, dparye,s ehnotw.e vHeer r—ol ltsh e a r aonunnuda l i nl e itt' sa n sdp r sitnaklgeg e rBso b— wrietmhi n cdast n iups aton y nteheiednnt gs . arm e y nT eh vepesarre e n otmf'ifsse sr apsle s r tm oti os gs miiyvo en p amfrio-r atoc c coounnttri —bu tief t thoe y d i dei d u,n i mvaeyrsbiet y 'sso m bea nokf mother and father couldn't send much havinIg h aav efo o td i ei n a tdwdoe d w ocrolndfsu: s iIonn o noef
of watching an old Checch and Chong movie. money, but are requests to provide that money would flow on over to my smeonnde y a;n y a mnod,n e (y2?) wShoamte t iifm e tshe y I tc hainn'kt pwaorrelndt s .I 'm a student just like every-
I g ot a d o it y ourself wood siove kit. Bob and I h ave instructions contributions to the coffers of own rather depleted bank vault and I one else: but in the other so-called
laid out and various tools. Bob likes batting around and chewing on UNCW. wouldn't need the damn financial aid dmoyo m leifde wtiol l b e n e av e 4r2 , b ael m noosrtm a4l3 — y eIa'r-m "adult" world, I a m a leaching assis-
the little plastic packages of screws (Bob is a cat for you confused I have tried to be tolerant, but I b eg for each year. old, child forever. tant in t nuning to "not warp" young
newcomers). My friends back home pitched in for this present I'm starting to get irritated — it m akes My mother is becoming a tad minds. And what happens? I s till
Tbay hoe weucorra eouS 'dososf ew i na r s neIo y 'mm—wmie a nt ydaiht. li b wnIrag iyg nos gvt se r tt yyah loi skup i r nk iiginm ta tla—o b u oaaclubhlto ut wthhi eot sthweh e t bhm lceuar cca fkcho kr lcp ieiIns pg l e iso k fae n a dn na adnt s u mroseotp,uke fi nfan ng wdf i i t rooeh.ff agams croe tcam uhyea i-elfnolhtslenad— yeia.el fr te f e Idsoro roh f waa melav xlemre,pdhy e t o rh e iwetveerh esienns t c iiea m mnr taaca ai bidkl sfle eeet q ndrt u eoe araap amtt:gleyeie d i n l psailaa whinr ;.ktd-u>eo otsufntw iuivd tmeecoornhnnstey i t ct ah pblyauslta iibo r nn.ocge Mauyan opl ttganl or e ,ed ttd n hhi t eiesas n so g wk pm,aihh erno ocotgl non eelo e ef. oe rurt Ayonf a ir v ao occefsomo rkn u as t pni rtflytihoey--er caas2ortd3lucm%dlhieean ngiAid tecelsnns ttto . brhw ntoada oh-ytTs itu cir nrgoao kahnadnidst i n iit g sttiti htisoh es oane s nba t riola oilulufllpn yt ei ,a d v spe yet tpmhogruroeuosd oniin esxatngngtiyg te'rm s saaa ,o gtto fe fief s ntlt ihougytt-eof s c"rIae Prc rsdeoh ifo venmeutesqes ule osft s d Jan m o uoaarn ttie ee lv d Je iR furea.r n d o e dHOma,rra c"ea wt mvsuk iysta'te hlssd el. p yy"a ' rN"l eelTmGns oaott pskd r e t aoh anfbel d oali rbpotb al wrir eyt-d--o
little gold hinges and latches— a black and gold erector set. My about tampering with or opening mail money — my mother gave them an 18 and symbolized a rite of passage ing me to access my faculty mailbox
friend Angela is concerned. "You can't have a wood stove in here!" addressed to someone other than emphatic "NO!" Then she called for America's youth — however, the for those "To the parents of " tellers.
she shouts. "It's gotta be illegal! Your place is too small! What yourself (my friends nil tell me 1 p ut me — like it's my fault or something ! old concept of graduating from high My conclusion and unasked for
paobtkiooeun t"? O't' fht eh ce p o. ucpracsr e p oe uItt' ?v et h Vet eh nwotuiignlhdtao tw ia ob noo?urt m Hvaaeyvnbetei l a yctouiuto n a,t "h h oo uIlg'ehm t i nl ya tibhnoegu . t c e" iIvl'elinln tg ij lu aos-rt at h hey phAhysep bnutht a!lp eis)t a nh.ra t t i o nIf d a imndaynl '-t rg eu klilcntno tw ic vo cmt.hp el rmeey x w ariesn- tW"hLheoemr,nd . Is Mhj eou ms tt,o l ad bI smr oeel cu ewtihevoeldy i tac w a ganrsna,no tt I f s bareiod-m, dnsdreciiwhav ole o ndl s,o h rb impynia ytc a okd irnonyerg iw n atg bh leo odp c"aekrr eie rgns,httt isl" la nc tlldouo rt ohkbnesees i ' ni sing n mtalaeodin vld it h c tyiehso e u im fue nya nirotveua e'l rry seo i utt orayr tn uooernwie-nt ih rei rasp da t aro e s cn uihtubessjc tek ca otn reidend'-
some'tPheionpgl.e" dAonn'gte l ap ut i s w moaokdi n gs to mvees d ienp r tehsesire d .e fficiency apartments apparentlmyen ts fnoro t a d umelett i nsgt a ttuhse rieqnu i trhe-e dmoen ' t( rl iebeveem yleoui mt eobvleedr , dm ie e Im' am sn ko a ! " tc hh eiS lh ude n —i o vreidrfe s ryieotduy daidem i nmiisntdrsat i oonf bpoearrsodn n mele m baleirkes. and (yiofu r y o un a mdoe a infd y o yuo u a'crteu a lmlayl e ,h a vneo t em o ynoeuyr
whenI s tahye y s'ormee tphairtn g o f t oa tchoem pelffeexc,t" t hsath e i fs a syhse.' s not going to be part of aunndi v efratshietrycu mb' edl stoo t n egel ye edpsihs,ot na iInn'cgev e am neydv e nsm aoy tishnuegcr-, amsaki l t h peemo p tloe )ca l lt o h ecra l la g atihne.m T hbea c kt h ianngds h2a3v%e T hocela dm pr meuaisll iit tyca ro iyms m tluhonactik t eary s l o t m s teoofm rb etedh or ssien pyohuo'nree r onoomlu dwma lb le e anrno du g oh mn) a, yd iboere ny eoIau'rl le cs actna l l bs a—et nhd-i f
ths solution she should just "stifle" (I've been watching "All in the "Yes, Mommy and Daddy, this is a pI ag reetn t sst u cokf d omienngt a lbietcya u sweo u lodf " tTroy ddiiee die attics of homes off campus, die a copy of your paid tuition bill with
Family" reruns). I m ean it a s a j oke but she takes it s eriously. She good cause, you can send some patience of anyone. "right" clothes consist of wearing die comment, "I already gave at the
says she's no Edith Bunker and leaves. I y ell out the window at money for this, that, or another Well, I d id call, apologized pro- whatever is clean and you can get
her — "you'll be back. When I'm the only one around with a cashier's office."
fireplace — you'll be back." Still Point: Your True Voice
Angela is r ight, people don't put woodstoves in their efficiency
apartments unless they are part of some old mansion or something,
in which case the fireplace is already "in place." I l ook at the space
near the kitchen entrance. "I could bend the chimney to fit out the Bob Haywood
window" (I c an picture a romantic evening with a bottleof wine and
wnmeiysn td dl ae tdbe l a bsatenstd w o eIve ce nru d dotluhered hr eetafodrgsie)gt.ehr eart o orn aan b dl a tnhkee t d iosvehrw a sthhee r c o lwdh i llien o lferiugmi,d l[awsitt hI ny dei aag ri p.toa lp W u hcllaiartr in teAyy T ]& aT Hb oou utcs ot mtohmnee r m cesriiinatglss omwing h tm i nbdes . " Y Oonue' d of b tehtotseer mgeests aygoeusr dgoo wsTiehteehm yf uotloun .e b se s A nn eodfg a tlsiiofv e e m. ta hnayt b roif n gdsi e tmo afmtro im eSetn.dn st Ls oo un i w sNh ee wwni t hYd iee as r oTsrm ue Et hv ed .eo af rT w h hesost eu dI e aan rmtc
houseI ' ma n dr e aad y g a rfodre n t h ea n dg o oad f ilriefep l taoc e b.e g Tihne. lTihfee w lhiefre e w h Ie rc ea n I w h aanvdee r a ooff s uesrivnigc e A aTs& aT , m ea ntosu t ionf g t rtahnes m qiutatliintgy owgfrh ai odcuehrs suaoprc c it eh itasy l sw heaamyveses t estrhp!ee"iar k Tiohnwegn v tvaolo ui ecuses us a sensef il lomefn t jcoomeys , o n mleya n iton g ,th o asned w fhulo- naorte omnolmy e nextisst s ,t h bautt l belaoves s ommcs . f eTehliensge,
tahreo u fnrdi e ntdhse ytahradt gaontd o"np u tttheeirr. " c aSroeemre poaft h m y e a rflriye.n d Ts h eh a voen e sf i rtehpalta c kense —w "YouLra s tT r fuael l Vono i cmey" . s piritual pilgrim- Otnher ou fgohr m d ioef ma e sdoicai et ailn avloli c iet s t felolrsm s u.s lvoeiacren ihno twh ei rt o l i fseo r atn d t hfirnodu g Thh e iarl l O nthee a"rTeh i dsi e i sm o whmaetn t sli fe w ihs e anl l acbaolluetd" . t o T mhiensde
what they wanted to do all their lives and just did it— Doctors, age to d ie places of St. Francis inltaly, "You'd better make a l ot of money if True Voice. It i s not an easy task. It one after the other give mc the ability
clrlaouanonw'■kntyaiBi e^n nor jggb su^ ,si t fba o(ap nirfcid lo-k lut . lhm I eow b wf h e -ioonr p tise hsrn. ehu ^ n st tssaaTh^ pmMhe a*be a ca twe c' .ok os !o l■ ■d dO a rn n pe d a v s m tte -afho r oysv- r.eb t beh e I a e nb n nIdee ' hem idpm n l ydj at u chs eettw ha oetiy n th eeli . i nt n c leh r et oe sh_osaeuf_ t g i t schvroc. earr v.n. ie .et lImrye'm pdm ae ng e —betxy h,t.e I AiipvwfshimecescsrpT i"ilsot sesorh i tCnat r.TatdauT ole nO s tO n(ta uh e e r xltmi p niodd emilmi drefeseifi acene ed ootren vfel"rcie n ef trs es ae ho sdoalp kf rld e ioau dtSuncrhir geia. s t n u d gFsa a r mtby ha yto.oano u iu c tr iUts wrshp ue daooer rausoneeyrtf t"fvyynhoooeoCatiueuio rcl m ermg ee wsiopaa g oeln h edllttroy!h sn "a ,ts ut apa o yAri l et n ib ts odveo ve a ge l trho thw iihaia nesnpaysn.gnpis d d y tI e ! tthos seo"v or ey teu broo n,eou V da ,o ri " hfeinY aucv gornaeou dl sil' oac t ffen hoforsde:efr doddhoaueevirvmensea gel n lbotiid ounvpnga.,st e Ion tu si r d ios c t uda mra ilpau isan ssccccdttaiia e pptpn alby aweic cta ni io ttdet toc. eyy w v h sh e taItfla ttho now arb dpth e weasg edeabti ll a nl f cs a -tkwr roh e eefra f fso l s ruye aaogwocyrhmeu--e dkmVcmtloooneae eiaona sscnwyra.ie l y yn , wg s M shu a yp"cy baheo M n av y dI keTm as r o mb umlar lieeit lf osn neo g t t sVh m msb eocl a mi e.k vecsowe seih s ej ce Bdoe nu ysss t " tte . aotnm nhws yhaIdehta sd, ev o Tens n r eo hou eua stektsoi t
Wbsietlotspwosen.e' ns I f ta ynhodeu m s. elt o otIkh e b uc lyloo gss oe nl ieyn s ioydfoe u. t hBcooasbne rssuembeas l t lth ha etb u stnihddeelr ee os'fs h oiafsn fw aiocneoc hd a g safpiranocsmet mwdihoeim ce hdn et eI p e exisnpt e arn ityer nu dctahe y oa if s c o dmniynnste ec mltfoi,mo en n w thw ei rtiehn ytatho eu y. od"iu f. fT eh rTiehnniktn k av bo aoibucoteu st i tt .hh a Tothw i anr kem a snapybeo au tmk ei sna-gll *pina tye inTnthgii on nakat tl e an btuoisuoetn. dt ioYe o y ueov ue rnnsteesle fd . t h atio hsatvaret troe f clelAcagtiiamvi en ,a t at bieotn ud ttoi eo snw h atitan k e mi sy l he aalprifnpeie.n ngi n tgo bien
one of the hinges — he needs to make the stove his own — he's happy . something outside of me connects sages are coming in to you dial con- taken place in you own life over the your life, what voices are speaking to
TI hs iet oPno etthre y s ooffa Raonbde ratd m iFrreo st .o ur work before opening my new book — TTiwshhi eat hrthee a rsi dsio. sm a ew htmehorimene gn mt yd e eoopfw n T ir n"usttirhdu ee f oovfro i mmccee.." cdDaocnn ' aotrtawi nl a tichresa w teneo nr n dolosfoto . a sltlhorlony g u t; lh had er tsdh eeoerr y , v sc ohogiouiculvedles d , di tr n ibu ovutpet,. Cmharkiets it fymyot uarmnuedso t om t ehf niethses ol cl ogiarodm oa pedyux ssp .te o ar nriCdeea nmn ce ae smy sbo eyu ro w u ih dia ecrnnehd-- mlyioofuem.,e Mn ytw hsa ,ht o p heyo ou uras n, da r aepn r dad yo eidrna gy s fo wr o i fty ho yu o tu hiren
diffeIrte n its nvooti c eeas s yl h atto s speepaakr a tate u sa.l l T ihhee you Acnrda zy i!t! d !o csn ' t h elp a whole lot to oburri n gd i ntoi n mgi nrdo?o m I tt ahbilnek oonf dCiher i lsotvem a sat Vtthooi is lc e eNa.er nw hYoewa r t ois ld iisatle n y o tuo wYiolul r d e Tcriudee
voices of our important family fig- turn off your radio or TV. or go out to Day. I think of time spent with a
ures arc always speaking to us the middle of the woods alone, be- friend who is g oing through difficul-
whether in real time or within our cause all t hose voices in your head ties. tI hink of standing in die snow
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S. Bartlett
Student Soliloquies
The student paper of UNCW
Established 1 948
The Seahawk welcomes letters to the editor. These should be Sex, AIDS, and ilw Three (and a lwlf)-Year-0!d itching worse? Aren't you tired, yet?"
"Momma I w ant to live with you forever. When I'm big I'm gonna "Do I h ave lo have sex with a girl when I'm big," Nick asked?
atnydpe d c a amnpdu s i n calfufdiel i atthieo n a u t(hifo r a'nsy ) .n a mUen,s i gandderde s sl,e t tpehros n ewi l ln u nmobte r b,e mthaer r fyi n ey,o us o fatn d h a iyrosu ' arte t hgeo nnnaap e b eo f m myy w niefcek,." Nick whispered as he fondled "You can have sex with whomever you want-a girl, a boy, or
yourself. You don't have to have sex at all. Lots of people don't have
published. The Seahawk reserves the right to decline publi- "I can't be your wife. I'm your Mom. I'll always be your Mom." sex," I r eplied with overblown seriousness.
cation ot a ny letter or to edit letters for the purpose of space "Dut if y ou're not my wife. I d on t want one. "Cause they'll get AIDS and die?"
and clarity. Letters should be delivered to Room 205-E of the "You may not want one anywav. Go to sleep," I u rged. "Because of lots of reasons AIDS is only one reason, but it's a
University Union or mailed to: Editor, The Seahawk, 601 S. know",B"u t N iicfk y o ud'ercel a rneodt mwiyt h w icfoen c eI'rlnl. h ave to live with somebody I d on't
College Road, Wilmington, NC 28403 by 5pm on Friday. With growing irritation, I r eplied. "If you do get married — and I'm prett""yYD eo bs i, g y o Nouin ce k.h."a v eI d soe.x". Momma?"
not saying you have to or you should, you will probably live with some- "Will you get AIDS and die?"
Opinions expressed on the editorial pages are those of the one you don't know. That's what being married usually means. Go to "Hopefully not-If I'm very careful."
writers and do not represent the views of UNCW. Fearfully, be whispered. "I don't want you to get AIDS and die. I'll
The deadline for advertisements is 5 p.m. Monday. Any late vsolieceep"",!BO "un "teo n Ied da oydn a' yyt o u yw oa uwn'itll ll ,t "lo e aIl vib evee go wauinrt h hw oistuahsm e e e bxtoao sd gpyoe r atntoe i wcoon!l l ebMglyee e dobiru nt gtt 'o s t w hoirrtockuh gihn g. m" y "YIo'ud bseh o sualdd,n ' tto o ,h"a v eI a dsmexi t ttehden , "t h oNuigchkt f uslaliyd . accusingly.
submissions will incur a 20% late fee. The Seahawk is not someplace or just to be somewhere different from here. Most children "If I'd never had sex, I w ouldn't have had you. Besides, sometimes
ardevseprotnissiibnlge. for advertising errors beyond the cost of the Wlehaavte tdhoe i mr e Mano m sy ou rw h ebunt t t ihtecyh e gs rTo w ip. That's the way the system works. sex "isA n a d g o osdo m etthiimnge.s" it's bad?"
Scratching thoughtfully. Nick >oftly remarked. "I hate the siztim. The be s"aLdo.t" s of times it's bad," I a nswered sadly.
sizum is stupid and it farts in the bed." Thinking quickly now, Nick argued, "But, you said never to do bad
3T2h2e9 , S e Aadhvaewrkt'i sse m epnhtosn e ( 9n1u0m)b e 4r5s2 - 6a5re5:5 . E ditorials: (910) 395- think" W yeolul , w athnatt mtoi g nhotw b eb e tcrauues.e B yuto.u ' ryeo u t ocoa n 'yto u sntga y t ow i tuhn d emres t afnorde v ethra.t IY'omu tilin"gWse. l lY,o u I g geett a mnagdr y w whheen n I Id og e tb a bda d t h sienxg,s . t"o o." I c ountered.
not as great as I s eem. In ten years you'll think I'm stupid and boring and "Then why do you have sex?" he asked with apparent confusion.
JUNE ORAVITS STUART KASIN you'll spend hours dreaming of moving away from home." Wistfully, I r eplied. "I'm not sure."
NEEAexRMewIcsAKu Nt i EDvIdeXiA tJ oTErI d fiJctENoS rS E JDIDeAeOsNsEi iLgg Lnn eeAZrrVI AMLMLEEREM AN mmYoaosrutr' y"rA Le s o t lyo aiogkttutoe,l.sn e. n e haM voW roee rnmb'i esfd i i mef d yhIc , aa w nv waN'einti f tc e sekm.td a"r r wa rhntyoig ne ge-tedlhte.o i o rm k "ai sBrnougrnt is e k Idib dwe— sac na wtauh nsid ect oh p ise ttoI's apd yl oa!eng 'a tIiw, no l s uotIvl ecd do iu yelto adu lln.ak' .wt Iifn ocstaohineddr "" osSD omtoo,i m" l i e oyn tNngoiislum cy ek y u soms ,uase a k i ceadea s,vn c e d on ydi noog du igrfo it mony goc? a uh v a io nnIuic fsd e we ys i o tgauhe o t cf t dob ioo ngnntegd'ht ot t ,mA if ,Ine gyDe ot S uyA. 'onI luolD w C S. cag aenn t s m gwAaeeIlt lD e StAra I.l k Da S nTa.dhb eo r udAeti c -tahryieos u
STpRoErtNsT E dLitEoOr NARD ASdA MMaCnUaTgeHrR ELL hyeoaud d oenx'ptl o sdteosp. s cIr l aotvceh i nygou , a n tdo o .g'o to sleep I'm going to scream until my tomoinrg rboefwor?e I Yt iocu y'ovuer ghoatn d lso g too g etot h selre.e p .S c rYaotuc'hvien g a llsiok e g tohta t t oi s s lboapd sfcorra t ycohu-. "
Entertainment Editor Head Photographer "But what if I d on't want to marry anybody9 What if I d on't like girls Triumphantly. Nick declared, "But sex is bad and you do lhat."
DONNA PASSMORE S.BARTLETT when I'm big?" "Scratch all you want." I s aid with defeat.
Head Typist GIL AAdEvGisEoRr TCoEpRy Editor GIli'rkmae m T ytmhohieauc ri p 'e sMao onp dmlu ep. G rt yoa1o nup y dro moluabi.ka' ebs Wl yh J jou os wbto s yn lo' iautkr ee ll iiitktkoe'e s, b eamg nyi ryn lio sjcn oe eob. r t ybIotoo 'uy bs s e , n l o im tkwe eia .lfnl a iI r bt,a'e sn b d uym toy uy rio t ju' orscb h to hiteoc e n.o t go to"" OM skolaemyem,p y. ,b u Jut s gt ti h vdieso n i'mste i t g orf noaerb t mmooynri eg hf takc ie as sn w.di" t ht h eyno u yro u h'avned s ,g o ta l rtio g hhte ? q'u iet and
system You know if y ou scratch like that you're only going to make die
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EDITORIALS
The Seahawk, January 19, 1994
A.C.E. Films Advice for UNCW's Weary
By Emma and Nora
Presents
Welcome children. How nice to have you home. We must admit, we have
missed conferring with you on life's minor confusions and irritations.
Nora and I t raveled NORTH on a mini-mind expansion tour (we went
shopping at the finest gift shops in the most cerebral Washington, D.C. muse-
ums), but w e never forgot about you, not for a moment. What with a mentally
ill homeless man getting shot to death right outside of the White House, John
C. Salvi (the III — can you imagine what his predecessors were like? Does the
world need three John C. Salvis?). two-state abortion clinic receptionist
murder rampage, and Newt (aka Neutered) Gingrich's mom's sexist comment
to Connie Chung . . . w ell, how could we forget you people?
Checking through our stack of mail, we realized you couldn't forget us
either. Answering you may take a while, but no one with limited intelligence
will be ignored. In the meantime, why not start off this semester with a better
work ethic than ever before — buy the required texts for your classes and
attempt to sift through the tables of content.
This week's intellectual prod:
It could probably be shown by f acts and figures
that there is no distinctively native American criminal class
except Congress.
Mark Twain
Dear Emma & Nora: Here's a New Year's resolution for you: Why don't
you try giving people some REAL advice instead of cutting them down and
pushing your own agendas? I d are you to print this.
Signed: Mitchell
Darling Mitchell: Because we don't want to. You lose the dare.
Dear Emma & Nora: I l ive in Jacksonville and am a Daily News sub-
scriber. I've c ancelled my subscription twice because I t hink the paper is
preachy and conservative (mostly I h ate the opinion page — Walter Williams is
the Conservative Anti-Christ!). Imagine my dispair when I r eceived the
January fifth edition and saw a photo of Newt Gingrich shaking hands with the
Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers on the cover page. What kind of message
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are we sending our Power Ranger fanatic children? Here's a guy who called
Hillary Clinton a bitch chumming with the most popular super heroes of the
1990s. Are we telling our kids if they hate strong, intelligent women and
January 25th 9:00pm University Ballroom berate such women with sexist terms they will become powerful politicians
who get to meet the biggest stars around? Are we equating a pig like Newt
January 28th 9:00pm Center Stage Cafe
with a child's super heroes? My son wanted to cut the photo out to paste over
his bed, but I t old him I w as afraid to have Newt hanging over his sleeping
head every night. My husbood said 1 ■•/«* overreacting and to stop trying to
A.C.E. Films is a Standing Committee of S.G.A. scare our son. I t old him that kind of attitude is what makes sexism welcome
for more information of call 395-3827 in our society. Then I s howed him the article about the nine-year-old girl in
Chicagmaote w hwilhe o o t hwears s tfuodrecnetds t ow a ptecrhfeodr m a nsdo d tohme y t e aocnh e ar t rweealdv e a- y teeaxrt-boolodk . m aTlhee c Blaosasr-d
of Education said neither they, the school, or the teacher were responsible for
P the attack. The Board said the girl consented to the attack because she didn't
cry out for help. The girl said she was afraid to cry out because the boy had
threatened to harm her. Weak excuse, huh? My husband just shook his head
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and walked away from me. Newt, however, is no longer in the photo — I d id to
o him what should be done to sexism everywhere, I e xcised him.
Signed: Billie Jean King
$ Come sec why Dear Billie: Is that your real name? We share in your disgust over the
Hillary-bashing (Connie has lost respect from powers higher than us in the
$ U NCW m morals game). Of course Neutered thinks she's a bitch — she's tough, smart,
and has infinitely more integrity than he does. Just look at the guy! He's a
walking advertisment for Ex-Lax. And how about his most recent blunders-
backing out on his "get tough" welfare reforms (what a shocker that was) and
is HOOKED on hiring a Nazi-Ku Klux Klan sympathizier? Conservatives are always quick to
nail Clinton for his mistakes but, oh, how slowly do they move to admit their
JOSTENS mbiotscth —e mbwea r aassssiunmge d s chree w w-ouuplsd. (Wise t hdaot n 'bta c coanr e I ts hmaetl l h e f rcyailnlge?d) . H i Allcatruya l lCyl,i n thoisn a
cWeoumtmeernetd, looro k r a atsh e rg r ehaiss y m oamnd' s ch eceosmym e nasi h ec o ins.c e Brunti nhgo w hi sm u ccohm m eemnpth,a s iosn ly c a mna kwees
place on a Yoda look-alike whose named after a slimy beast that scurries
around in moldy cat droppings? Emma's dad, however, takes great delight in
Yoda Jr.'s name and couldn't wait for January 1st to arrive just so he could
start saying "Happy Newt Year!" Wouldn't it b e nice if all conservatives had
the same wit? Unfortunately, few Newt groupies are as cool as Big Don.
We're glad you mentioned the Chicago piece about the nine-year-old
assault victim, although we'd have sneaked it i n somewhere in our usual
rantings. This is one of those cases most people would prefer to ignore. How
a child can be blamed for her own victimization is beyond even our vast
intellectual abilities of comprehension. When exactly was she supposed to
' scream for help? While she was sodomizing him? Maybe we should blame
J&twTtoys 5 the students who watched? After all, there was nothing impeding their ability
to speak while she was being assaulted. Surely, the teacher as the only adult in
SP Jamaru 25,2^,27, 3c. 3i the room during the assault isn't to blame. He was busy honing up on his
math skills. That's certainly more important than paying attention to his
students. Any parent will tell you-if a group of kids are unusually quiet for
bookstore more than thirty seconds-they are probably building a nuclear reactor out of
everyday household items. We think the teacher should be held criminally
responsible for the assault. We also think the twelve-year-old abuser should
be prohibited from entering any similar situations until he has been given the
NO HOttXIOWtil psychological counseling he so obviously needs. Finally, we think the Board
of Education for that school district should be hung upside down over a pit of
raw sewage while their toenails are ripped off with pliers. Enough said.
J
The Seahawk, January 19, 1995 Campus News Page 6
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