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Challenger 
.. Center cleared 
take-off 
~for 
Northwest named 
problem solving. Each student is as 
signed a role. A medical team mem 
new site.for  ber performs and records tests for 
perspiration and pulse rates while 
,  NASA  Center;  other teams  handle flight address 
communications, navigation, data 
additional funds  relay  and other functions that are 
done aboard space shuttle flights. It 
needed to  finish  will also provide in~service and pro 
spective teachers with opportunities 
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project  and  to develop teaching techniques that 
will excite students and stimulate 
them to learn. 
pay operation cost 
Hubbard said, "There is a national 
problem with the lack of skill in sci-
by Jeff Behney 
ence and math."  · 
;,.  StafJWrit~r 
Northwest professor of chemistry 
.  During a Congressional luncheon  and physics, Dr. Jim Smeltzer, was 
on Friday in Washington, DC, North- responsible for the initial interest in 
west was named as ·one of the new  the Challenger program,  said,  "I 
Challenger Learning Centers to be  would like to see it here to serve the 
established during 1991.  purpose of the math  and  science 
•  University  President  Dean  problem facing the U.S. Education 
· HubbardandSamEdmundsattended  majors will also be enhanced by it," 
the  luncheon.  Edmunds,  a 1931  Smeltzer said. "It is a legitimate ap  .  .·  "<''·. ·. . ,·,·: 
graduate of Northwest, provided the  proach to a very real problem which  "INTO THE WO;DS"-The Stephen Sundheim Broadway musical, "Into the Woods", a winner of three 1988 Tony Award~ will be per!onne~ at 7:30p.m. tolllorrow n~ght 
University with $50,()()() to fund de- is to keep students interested with ·  at the Mary Linn perfonning Arts Center. The musical is being sponsored by Northwest ~ncore perfonnances and 400 tickets are still avallable at the Student Servtces 
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signs by &rchitects and engineers.  math, science and engineering."  Center; Tickets are $5 for students, $7 for faculty and staff and $9 for adults. 
'Into the  s·-.  r.e  ects  on .,  atry ta_  e··s 
In a few weeks, a group of archi- · ·  f 
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•  tectsandengineersfromNASAwill  Public Relations  Officer Bob  VV   
come to Northwest to ins·pect and  Henry voiced his concern on why the  _  I  _  _  _  _  _ 
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Taylor' Commons cafeteria. · . · ·.  _  ·~we're not P[()du.c~g enough stu- . .  to the Northwest campus. · ·· · · ··  ··   . ·  .  - .  ·  ·  ·  ·  ·  G  A  d 
s'cie'nce  'The'  of 
It is estimated that to complete tlie  dents' with  technology.  .  .  wiilher  threel988 Ti)nyAwards will be perforined by a touring  ·..  Desk Award.  The original.fast r~ording also wona . ~am my  war 
.·, ._  centerandrunitforayearwilltakcan  Companies want to employ people  company(DodgerProduction·s )onFriday;Feb.l·, at7:30p.m.m·  th e Mary  Reserved tickets are$5;UU for Northwest students; $7.00 for North$w  est 
additional $500,000 plus. The Uni- with a background in science. We  Linn Performing Arts ~enter. The music al 1· s bem' g presente d locall Yb Y    faculty and staff, non-Northwest students and senior citizens; and  9. 00 
versity is currently seeking funds.  have to meet the competition."  Northwest Encore Performances.  '  for adults. 
Tickets are currently on sale at the Students Services Center on the first 
The Challenger Center will b6 the  The most optimistic view is the  .  The Broadway show is a musical exploration of what happens to the  floor of the Administration Building during the days, Monday through 
first to be located on a college or  Brothers' Grimm's best known folktale characters, and some new ones,  · 
Challenger Learning Center will be  Friday, and from ~8 p.m. Monday through Thursday at the Mary Linn Box 
university campus.  ready for operation in August, 1991.  after "happily ever after." Young and old alike will recognize Cinderella,  Office. Remaining tickets will also go on sale at 6 p.m. at the Mary Linn 
11  PresidentHubbardsaidhavingthis  . Today, there are five Centers opera- Little Red Riding Hood, and Jack and the Beans talk as they ponder what 
ter 1's   cry 1'mpo·r tant fior the fiu  Box Office the evening of the performanc_ e. 
cen  v  - tional with a sixth under construe- it means to grow up. 
ture.  ·  tion.  L,.:.._~...::.__:_;_~:__------------------------:-:-----.....;;.-----~--------.J 
"This will keep us on the cutting-
edge. Besides the math and science  The Challenger Center is set up  ACP names 
portion of the center, it will also help  mainly for the elementary and sec  Wand hypnotizes -audience volunteers 
with  the  teaching  process,"  said  ondary students wirh the idea of get 
·Northwest 
..  President Hubbard.  ting young minds interested in math-. 
The objective of the learning cen  ematics and science, and to continue 
ter is to provide students with hands  with their college education, major  Missourian 
on educational opportunities to learn  ing with such a degree. 
about mathematics, science, technol  President Hubbard said he plans 
··-ogy ,communications, teamwork and  to explore ways for college students  All-America11 
·911  option system 
' 
Newspaper 
• placed on April ballot 
The  Northwest Missourian  has 
been named an All-American with 
four marks of distinction by the As 
by Tonya Reser  with the 562 or 582 prefix and also 
sociated College Press for the fust 
· Sla[[Writer ·  the surrounding communities," Woqd. 
· semester. The distinction puts  the 
The Maryville City  Council  said. 
Notthwest Missourian in the top three 
unanimously approved an ordinance  . The system will include two an 
percent of the nation. 
that would place the option for a 911  swering systems and two lines for 
*  The TowerY earbook has received 
system in Maryville on the April 2  each prefix effected by the system. 
national recognition, but this was the 
ballot.  Since Maryville has two prefixes they 
first for the Northwest Missourian 
The emergency telephone system,  will be dealing with four dedicated 
since 1986 when the paper was named 
911, can be hooked up as early as the  lines reserved for only the purpose of 
an All-American. For Laura Widmer, 
beginning ofO  ctober 1991 ifitpasses  the 911 system. The city must main 
who is the adviser for both the Tower 
on this ballot.  tain the two answering systems in 
Yearbook imd the Northwest Mis-
This system will only be offered  order to have a back-up at all times. 
. ·sourian, the r~ognition was a tribute 
to the residents within the city limits  This way the o(ficers and dispatchers 
111!1'  to the students involved with the pa-
of Maryville due to the limitations of  can enter new  information at any 
per.  . 
time and funds. The ordinance was  time and still have an available unit to 
by Scott Jenson  "It isjustexciting to sec the editors' 
passed only after the district limita  answer any incoming calls, accord 
and staffs' hard work and ideas bring 
tions were set  ing to Wood.  Chit[P hotographer 
them  this  national  recognition," 
"We have the opportunity right  The previous dispatchers at the  Master hypnotist, Dr. Jim Wand, entertained stu  Widmer said. "I am just so happy for 
now to get this system hooked up and·  Maryville Public Safety Department  dents Thursday, Jan. 24, in the Mary Linn Perform- ·  thecdi~rial board because there were 
going in Maryville. I think that this is  will answer any emergency incom  ing Arts Center. An audience of800 students observed  some nights oflittle orno sleep. There 
one.chance we can't afford to pass up  ing calls.  and 22. of them were actually hypnotized.  .  were many times when they could 
since this will hopefully benefit our  The system will serve approxi  One "macho man" contestant Deb Karas ~id; "It  have said enough is enough, but they 
town," said Keith Wood, director of  mately 4,500 lines, which is about  was a very weird, relaxing feeling. I didn't remember  didn1t." 
• Maryville Public Safety.  31300 less than what would have been  doing these things after being hypnotized, but I was  The  most rewarding aspect of 
served if the surrounding cities would 
During the early stages of plan  reminded and teased the next day by my.friends. u  being on the paper this year has been 
of have been included. 
ning  those involved had hoped  to  · '  Wand had some students participate in a dance  the students' reactions on campus, 
·  The cost of the system to the resi 
invite surrounding towns and  the  · ' contest to M. C. Hammer's hit song "U Can't Touch  according to Laura Pierson, editor in 
dents will be 75 cents during the rust  This." 
entire 562 and 582 exchange areas to .·  few  month's  while  the· equipment  .•  chief.  . 
participate.  Many  problems arose  "Seeing  the  newspaper stands 
payments are being made. The cost·· 
TOUGH <?UYS7-Whlle hypnotized, a grouf of volunteer 
during these planning stages, some  will then drop down to 50 cents after  girl• act like macho men by lledng their mu•clu. (Photo by  ~empty beCause people want to read 
being that there is a variety of tele  the paper is the most rewarding part," 
the equipment is paid for,  .  Scott JeniOn) .  · 
phone companies within Nodaway  "I think it would serve the co1U  I.OOK INTO MY EYES·Dallall Kimbrough U1ten1 intently  .P ierson said. 1'We want to give the 
County and the fact that the opportu  co  tq Pr: Jim Wand •• he explain• that if the .lelt h~f fhtge.- · $tudents the. best coverage and the 
munity well for someone  pursue 
nity has risen for Maryville to get it  some enthusiasm for the system here.  . touch he.-note ahe ~ill totally rela~; Wand  t~)'pnotlzed  best looldrig pa~r posSiblr·" 
hooked up in town.  Northweat 1tudent• in front of 110(1 people la1t Thuraday  All-American 
The more publicity we get the clo~r ·  nlj$hl at the Mary Linn Perfonning Arts Center. (Photo by 
"I think it is regretable dlat we  we are to having this system," Wood  Sta~ Uauted  · 
4JI  can't include the out-of-town people  said.  CQ~t~ue~ on p. 3
MISSOURIAN. 
EDITORIAL 
Page2  January 31, 1991 
V·IEW 
.··OUR. 
addam  vssein. 
Students  can  boost 
soldiers'  morale 
odamninsan 
Imagine how lonesome it would be nearly 7,000 miles away 
eah,I/ike 
from home with no word from friends and family. Since. 
i t  
conflict began in the Persian Gulf, many groups and individu-· · 
als have given time of themselves to brighten the day of  ---------
American soldiers by sendil}g packages and letters.  • 
Now,  more than  ever,  it is  important to realize  that a 
·----~ 
soldier's biggest enemy can be low morale. A letter from home 
brings part of their normal lives into the new environment they 
have been thrown into. 
So far American support has been extremely positive. Peace 
vigils,  yellow ribbons and letter writing campaigns have 
become everyday activities. Studies show that the value of 
family has been re-evaluated and means more to most Ameri 
cans than it used to. 
Still there are those people who are protesting the war .. 
Peace is a precious commodity that all  people should be 
allowed to bask in. Thanks to Saddam Hussein, Kuwait was 
not being afforded this luxury. Geographic size does not equal 
political pull and Kuwait, no matter how small, should never 
have been subjected to the atrocities it has seen. 
At Northwest, the younger generation seems to be doing  ',, . 
more to support the troops than those in college. Horace Mann · 
students have been writing to soldiers in Saudi Arabia for quite · 
some time. Many of the troops over there are our age and more 
than that, some are Northwest studen~s who had to put their 
college careers on hold to defend the rest of us. The most 
a 
important thing each of us can.do is find out what we can.do  . Don't bank on  bet 
to become more involved. 
Mail for someone in the Army, Air Force or Marine Corps  Super Bowl stresses Stroller 
should  be addressed  to  Any  Service Member,  Operation 
Desert Storm, APO New York, 09848-0006. 
Mail for someone in the Navy or the Marine Corps should 
How 'bout those Giants! I've got  run for student body president next  "You bet on the Giants," my friend  you think .it's safe, another skeleton 
be addressed  to  Any  Service Member,  Operation  Desert 
to admit that your Campus Crusader  semester. There were great things in  yelled with a giggle. "And, the Bills  comes crawling out of your cloSet. 
Storm, FPO New York, 09866-0006. 
1  got a little overly excited about Su- my future.  can take it all with this field goal."  "HeyStroller,youmighthavewon • 
M~ny families of U.S. soldiers stationed in the gulf report  per Bowl XXV. Thisyearienjoyedit  Just then a friend shouted, "Hey  y  k  I h  · k d ti  big on that game, but the Bud Bowl 
that letters from home. are a lifeli~e.to them,' Th~.c~i:re~pSJn::  :for mor~. than .merely·· the sport. 9-f ,• S troller,,rememJpJh~-f,~(p,>,_sJ.tm¥!1l!!.··i .s tlareo~f'~?:~Ies ~ili~:anyo ;e:.  isn't .t urning oqt in your favor " 
dence helps divert their attention from the frightening aspects;  ;•f goQo.~tb.wailltbhu.~t.t.f or:,.a lhl.h e.. fun. stuff..  that'' -~:.,.  .:w, e Wbeeltl o,nno twh,el wgoaumldens'?t". G~r$@tf);.;Y;.;;;9,u-,i·~9,.":''  •...~ :•. y ...v. ·e~. •·]jnet,·~ne-'~-..  I1, ie ~·a'n-."1  to.,:- ~·? n' tl (,:.r  ,  .. Turl~l'1~:o ~~ r.ri, en.C J:e ~t tJ, up~:1'6-sti.t g·' ."t·n Cf·t e:1  
of war for at least a little while. One relative said it helps to  · L· 'u c k ha' s·n  't. exa· c·. tl y be en on ·o 1 • . "·t h'm k  ·th at  I was m. t o (foi'r gt..v. e ·m e ..·.  ho· w ·m ·y ...  cr·e _· dit·· :w·· a · s. .,m· ··   ·t h·e _·  ·.m · ·r rac·l e  than I won m the frrst place · .Story .o f··  
keep the soldiers sane.  Stroller's side lately so I pretty much  Dean  Hubbard)  G AMBLil'-1G  0;  d?pa;tment .and decided that I really  my life.  .  .  .  . ..   ~ 
hung up the pigskin when the game  anything, but I began to thinklmight  dt?n thave mu~h.more to lose. After  How could I have been so weak? 
To allied soldiers in the Persian Gulf, this is not a war about  came down to a field goal.  I was  have been  coerced. Could it have  thts, no more ~nendly wagers, I really  Must have been quite an evening in 
oil. It's a war about restoration of peace and fairness. The  sitting there enjoying the 25differe.nt , . beeiJ ~o~ething I saicj the.othernight  · would 1~ over a new leaf..  . .  which I. couldn't ge.t my ~~uth and 
dips and chips, hoagies and hot dogs  atthe Pub?  . .  ··  ·. · ·  ·.  .  .Then t.t h~ppe~ed. ~e J4ck ~~a~  .my ~r,am to ~or~, m ~~nc .~f I was 
American people need to stand behind the efforts of American 
mygracioushostshadsupplied(what  Iguessedthatiprobablyshouldat  . gomg,gm.ng ·: · mtssed ..H  alleluJah.  makmg bets like I had mopey .. 
forces to end this conflictand not let soldiersfeel forgotten. 
a great excuse to pig out), thinking  least ask which team I was suppos- I knew I had ptcked the nght tea?'~ all  ' At least it would be another year. 
After all, it would be sad to think that the war's greatest  how happy I was that I hadn't been  edly supporting since the play that  along. All ~f a sudden the Gtants  before I had to worry about.it 'I:hen f 
casualty was apathy.  ·stupid like years past and bet on the  was about to end the game was going  were heroes m ~e eyes ~f the worl~,  again, I heard the fell as say there is a 
game. I had cleaned up my image and  to decide my fate and ultimately de-.  and I w~ a her~ m ~~tile. (Docsn t  .· g?Orl basketball game on tomm:row 
emerged intoa fine young represen- cide, my  social status  around my  seem qmte frur, does It.)  mght ... okay, I know. I BETter,get 
tativeofNorthwest.Perhapslshould  friends in!l matter of seconds.·  Thenithappenedagain. Just when  my homework done frrst.  .  ,, , 
... 
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Speak for yourself while you .can 
Living wills prevent living hell 
I. J. 
Associated Collegiate Press All-American 
Nancy Cruzan is dead, but the  suffering for the patient and the fam~  good, but there must be a life worth  saving measures  you· do not want  The Northwest Missourian Is a weekly laboratory newspaper pro· . 
right-to-die controversary lives on.  ily?  .·  .  savingfirstLetmedcscribewhatlife  taken should you become unable to  duced by students of the University's Department or Mass Comm· 
unicatlon. TheMlssourian covers Northwest M15souri State'.  · 
No one knows this better than I.  I would like to ask those demon  was like for Cruzan and is like for my  speak for yourself. Leave copies with 
My husband has been in ap ersistant  strators protesting the removal of the  husband.  ·  ·  your doctqr im~ family.  eUdniitvoerirasli tbyo aanrdd  tIhs es oIlsesluye rse tshpaotn asfifbelcet  ftohre  luisn icvoenrtseintyt..  The Missourian 
vegetative state for over three years  tube feederifthey would have traded 
. You lie in bed. Youlieinurineand  If not for yourself, do it for your. 
following a car accident.  places  with  Cruzan  if given  the  EDITORIAL STAFF 
excrementuntilsomeonecomesalong  family. It is unfair to put your family 
Cruzan lived in hercoma-lik~state  chance;  to clean you up, Every square inch of  in a position of wondering if they are .  GLeanuer aM Poirerrisso In M/ Eandaitgoirn Ign E Cdhitioefr  
for eight years until her family won  "No way. I wouldn't want to live  yourbodyispokedandprobedbythe  following your wishes. The burden  Michelle Larison/ University Editor 
court permission to remove the tube  like that," I can hear them saying.  cold hands ofstranger8. People stand  of guilt would also be lifted from  ·  Kathy Barnes I News Editor 
·through which she was fed. She died  They also said they wanted to force·  over you and talk about you a8 if you  them if they donot have to decide for  Tracl Todd I Assistant News Editor 
Pat Schurkamp /J<'eatures Editor 
less than two weeks later of dehy- feed Cruzan. That .would have killed  don't exist.  ·  you. They will know exactly what 
Jodi Lescberg/ Assistant J.'caturcs Editor 
dration.  · 
her. sooJ1er. The feeding  tube was  Someone else must position you  you want, a!'ld if forced to go to court  Joe Bowersox/ Sports Editor 
More recently a father had to fight  there for a reason. If she was like my  in bed because you don't have the  they will have clear arid convincing  Suzan Matherne/A  rt Dlr1.>etor 
Anita Nlsh I Copy Editor 
in court for permission to move his  husband, it's because the part of the  brain waves to tell yoUr body what  evidence .to remove a respirator or 
Andrea Johnson I Editorial Cartoonist 
vegetative daughter from Missouri to  . brain that controls swallowing was  you wantittodo. You lie in this same  tube feeder.  · 
Minnesota where the right to die is  destroyed. The food would ~hoke her  position, comfortable or not;.fortwo . : . · ..'  Do_ii;t thin. k .it'c.·.ari't Iia.p'p.. e' it to..·  YO.·. u~  STAFFWRITERS 
less controversial. The Mt. Vernon  or settle in her lungs, leading to com- ho u·r s un t"1I  1't ' s·  ·u· m· e L~ Or you to  ·b e.  I am sure a_s  my husband told me  JMcircfh Baeehl nGeyri, fJfaiitlh o,n B Bilrlu Hhna,c Pkeatlte,  BMroawrsnh,a J iHll oEfrfimckasno, nT, rCahcayd L Fyekrirniss,,  · 
Rehabilitation Institute,· where this  plications th~t cause death.  tW'Ile~ again.  ..   ..   .  ..  .  gOO<Ibye just before the car accident 
. Krlstl Madison, VIcki Meier, James Meyers, Tonya Reser, Tracy 
woman and Cruzan were both pa 
Did they really think they were  .. Sometiriu!syolicoughsotmrdyour:·. he didil'r'lhiriJC:·i~~would be the· last ·. .  Runyon, Dawn Scarborough, Kenrick Scaly, Charm Ia Thoren 
tients, attempted to block the move. 
helping her? Would she have been  head gets stuck in the bed rails. Ify ou  thing hewould ever say to me.  . . 
ADVERTISING/IJUSINESS 
I know the pain these two families  happy about having her family hurt  don't cough enough, a tube is stuck 
Bhase Si!llth{lluslness Manager 
..... 
are  feeling.  .I  watched  the  by their actions or by the attention  down into your lungs to suck out the  ·  , ...  Lara Sypkens I Sales Manager 
r;]i@mlllitliliilllllimimf:l0f%J4JWJ 
controversery surrounding Cruzan  they were drawing to her?  phlegm, lest you get pneumonia.  .  Kent Barthel/ Assls'taritSules Manager 
fromafrontrowseatandwasshocked  .One final argument is that by re- Then there are the seizures, each  Cara Arjes I Advertising Design Director 
bythestatementsandactionsofthose  moving the tube feeder man is play.·  oric <testroying mor((braincells.  >' , .  ...·   · Mlch~lle F~rguson/ Assistant Advertising Design Director 
opposed to letting her die.  ing God. Cruzan and my husband  ·  fi  ·.  ·  · ·  . · ·  .  .. · .  · ,. 
ADVERTISING I Missourian DESIGN ASSISTANTS 
One of the nurses who cared for  And  mally, you are unable to tell 
were dead, man brought them back to  h  ·  h th  ' 1  ·Kelll Ch~~~~ee, Evelyn Kopp, VIcki Meier, Kelly Howe,  · 
Cruzan said, "Why is it illegal to  someone you  urt,Itc  , . at you ave 
life. Man put the feedin'g tubes in.  the"' or that  ·  ·  · t t  di.  ·  .. .  ·  Mlctulci Turner 
starve an animal to death but legal to  "'  . you wan  o  e. 
starve Nancy?"  Death is a natural process, it can be  . What is it like for the .f amily? 
prolonged but not avoided, It is not  Therearenotidyendings. Thereisno  STUDENTPUBLICATIONSPIIOTOGRAPHY 
Would this same nurse force an  natural to cut someone open, stick in  ending at all. It's being stuck:in the  Br,andon Russell/ Photography Editor 
animal to live in the condition Nancy  a tube, force feed the body • then wait  middle of a bad novel and no matter  Todd Weddle I Assistant Photography Edllor 
llruce Campbell/ Technical Consultant 
was in? Probably not, The dog would  for something like pneumonia or kid· ·  how hard you try, you can •t  get to the 
Stacy Uauter I Darkroom Technician 
be taken to a veterinarian and put to  ney failure to kill them.  endhig.  · 
Don Carrick I Chler Photographer 
sleep in a nicf:l, h4mane manner.  . Yes,GO<lgivesusthetechnol0gy,  flqw can a persOn prot~t them".,  Scott Jenson I Cider Photographer 
Whatd~s this. say about our socl- put like everythfu,g ~lse ~e has .8i vr!l. ..  ~~ves fro!ll.l>eeom~p~ ~ .v.~c~~,. q~ f  , ~TuDENTPUULICATIONSPJIOTOGRAPHYSTAF~ .... · 
ety when animAls are allowed more  us we abuse lllld m•suse 1t. After 1111, .: ·: .tq~ f~er? ,Get f.l. Jl.YIIl$ ~AJ ,!l{li;l &et ·  · Ya·Pina C~g; M,elloda Dod&~ Ray E"banks, E'\'elfo KOf'P• BeUI .. : : . 
dignity in life and· death than hu-. He gave. us tile ability to pnw;Juce  .Jrsoon.  ·  ·  ·  .  ·.  McDonald, VIcki M.eler, MlchellCI Smith, Asa Walterson,. · · ·  ·  · 
mans? Why is it cruel to let animals  nuclear.powerandlook wtu\t we have  · They caq be ob'!'tlled  ~rom a  Am~Wona 
suffer, but humane 10 rowe humans  doqe w1th that.  .  .  .  doctor'sofficeofhasptW. Wntespe~ . 
Laura Widmer I Advlller 
tQ scay alive no matter the cost in  The technology to save lives is · , ctUiCilllY as possible what.soft of\ife..
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KDLX  broadcasts 
Room service enrollment 
local news reports  Registration by vax 
.., 
to troops in gulf 
to reduce long lines 
still kind of know what's going on 
by Kathy Barnes 
here ... we're telling them," Greunke 
'If" News Edilor 
said.  by  Gene Morris 
Campus radio station KDLX is  News Director Kcllic Watt was  Managing Editor  "The best thing 
broadcasting weekly, five-minute  also excited. 
The long lines at the Registrar's 
newscasts to the American troops in 
"Jeff pulled me out of a meeting 
Office will become a thing of the past  is that it will be 
Saudi Arabia.  and showed me the letter (of accep 
with Northwest's concept of self-reg 
The station was accepted for the  tance into the program). Ijustthought 
•  program byoneoftheregionaldirec  istration.  a convenz• ence 
Oh my God and I couldn't let go of 
Self-registration will allow stu 
tors oftheRadioand Television News  the paper," Watt said. 
dents to physically input their sched 
Directors Association.  "We take all of the information  for students. 
ule by using any of three methods, 
"Ken White, adviser of the local 
and put it together, but we can't just 
according to a memo released by 
chapter had seen an article about sta  read the news, it's so important that 
Vice President of Academic Affairs  The students 
tions  wanting  to  participate.  He 
we  communicate the information. 
Dr. Robert G. Culbertson. Following 
"' contacted Bill Yeager in Los Angeles  We 'rc learning that much more about 
the advisement session the student 
who is in charge of the program and  '  will be able 
real life because of it," Watt said. 
can usc the faculty member's office 
ahbe osuati d thtoe  fasxta toiuotn ,s"o mJee fifn fGorrmeuantikoen,   minTuhtees b troo agdivcea svtesr ayr eq uliimcki taendd t oa cfcivue   ..  /,' .'r·.··.   \  terminal with the adviser's assistance.  to register 
They can also input their schedule by 
KDLX station manager, said.  rate news from the United States.  ~~.  · . .1 iT' '  .,_:.. ,  ·  using any terminal, after the advise 
Greunke said the station's loca 
KDLX is one of 18 stations in the  \'\.  J. .... '•'  ' .F •.•.  ment session or in the Registrar's  right after their 
tion in Northwest Missouri helped in  nauon sending the reports and one of 
1111  their selection. KDLX is exclusively  only two university stations sending  ON THE AIR-Preparing to tape a news segment for pe~sonnel in the Pe~sian ~ulf,  Office with the assistance by their 
covering the Kansas City market, but  the newscasts. Other stations include  Jeff Greunke makes notes on his news copy. I<DLX IS. one of 18 rad1o stations  personnel.  advisement. " 
nationwide sending five-minute newscasts over to the M1ddle East. (Photo by Don  "The best thing is that it will be a 
that Kansas City stations might join  WCBS and WOR, both in New York; 
Carrick)  convenience for students," said Dr. 
the program any time.  WGN, Chicago; WHO, Des Moines;  -Dr. Terry L. Barnes 
In  the  first newscast, regional  said.  · Terry L. Barnes, the assistant vice 
"As far as we know I assume the  WOW, Omaha; KMOX, SL Louis; 
stories about gas prices,  KDLX's  "I think it's a morale booster for  president of academic affairs. "The  assistant vice president 
~ newscasts will be sent until  the war  and KFWB in Los Angeles. 
ribbon ceremony and the KY102's  the troops over there. That way they  students will be able to register right 
is over," Greunke said.  Currently, the reports are going  of academic affairs 
Kansas City memorial (a rally for the  can still fcclapartofhome ... they can  after their advisement" 
The first recording was done on  out to the troops on a rotating basis on 
troops) were covered.  know a bit of home is still with them  ·  The system should be fully op-
Wednesday, Jan. 23, and sentto Los  the Armed Forces Radio Network. 
The station has to make sure there  even ·when they're so  far  away,"  erational  by  the  Spring Semester, 
Angeles the following day.  Greunke said  he  had  no  way  of 
"We started thinking 'Wow, our  knowing when the first tape will be  is nothing in the broadcast that will be  Greunke said.  1992, (pre-registration in October,  The self-registration software is 
voices will be heard in Saudi Arabia.'  playedorifitalready has been played.  .offensive to the Arab people. The  Watt added that while they are  1991) for all students then currently  going to be designed as a split screen 
jli  I mean it's one thing to know that  The reports are  anchored  by  station does not know if their reports  excited to do the newscasts, they are  enrolled in the Fall Semmester,1Q91.  to make it easier for students to use. 
people can hear you in Dietrich Hall  Greunke and Watt and include two  will be censored.  not excited about the circumstances  The system is not intended for  The top of the screen will display the 
or listen to you at breakfast, but now  minutes of Kansas City news, two  ·" I'm sure they will be and I'm sure  they came with.  General Registration, acording to the  student's enrollment as courses are 
you're talking clear across the world.  minutes of regional news- and one  the armed forces listen to them before,  "I don't think anyone wants war,"  memo  released by Culbertson.  selected. The bottom of the screen 
•  "The troops that are from here will  minute of sports and weather.  but I really don't know," Greunke·  she said.  Graduate students are eligible to pre  will display the section openings for 
register through the system.  a selected course, as currently avail 
··--------------~~--- The system is intended to maxi  able through INFO. 
mize the use of existing on-campus.  ·User-friendly prompts will lead 
computer technology as well as to  the student through the enrollment 
enhance the computer literacy skills  proc~ss and full HELP messages will 
of enrolled students, acording to the  be available. 
memo.  Self-registration  will  never do 
The goal of the system is for 80  away with the conventional registra 
• 
percent of the returning students to  tion process, according to Barnes. 
pre-register in their faculty adviser's  "Some students will just want to 
office or independently at another  register the old way," he said. "Stu 
· termirial for spring of 1992· and 90  dents enrolling in a closed cqurse 
. perccn~of those who return in the fall  will also have to go to the Registrar's 
Office.''  ·  · .. ·  ·  " ' 
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Joe Bowersox, Sports Editor; Anita 
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According to the victim, a fight had started at tile house and the 
victim and two others were trying to get in tile victim's car when the 
Anti-war students were arrested and injured at demonstrations in 
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and drove around the block before reportedly firing the six shots. 
workshop for the Executive Board of the Missouri Home Economics  homa ~ong others 
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Dr. Shipley and Dr. Mary Gray from the University of Missouri 
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The focus was on professional ethics. 
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react to war 
Council taking donations 
The Support Staff Council at Northwest is currently collecting  From College Press Service 
donations for the Maryville Food Pantry. 
Donation barrels arc located outside of four Mary.ville grocery 
stores. The barrels have been placed at Sack n' Save, HyVec, Easter's 
and Thomas MarkeL Other donations can be made by calling Sharon  'In Broad Daylight' on Sunday 
Hilbert, the event coordinator for the Support Staff Council, at 562-
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1230.  The book "In Broad Daylight" by Harry McLean was made in a 
The Food Pantry needs to be restocked after heavy use during the  movie for television. The movie will air Sunday, Feb. 3, on NBC at 8 
holidays. The Food Pantry is associated with the First United Methodist  p.m. In Broad Daylight was based on the murder of Ken Rex McElroy, 
In New York, where 1,500 New York University students gathered 
Church in Maryville.  the Skidmore, Mo., bully. 
to protcstJan. 17, Mayor David Dinkins said he had been inclined to 
The Support Staff Council will be collecting food items through 
join anti-war protests before tile shooting started. "However~ we are 
Saturday, Feb. 2.  · 
now at war, and so my support is.w.itll our forces that are there. But you 
Suspect thought to live near students 
(protesters) clearly have a right and a duty to express your views." 
Hart speaks on  research  Autllorities in Gainsville, Fla., believe that the prime suspect in the 
slayings of five Gainsville college students lived in a campsite in the 
woods  near the University of Florida and the ·student apartment 
University of Pittsburgh 
Winnie Owens Hart had to cancel her art exhibit scheduled for  complexes where tile murders took place in late August. 
Februrary, but she was on campus Monday, Jan. 28.  Autllorities are linking Danny Harold Rollings of Sherveport, La., 
She talked about her recent research, showing slides covering  University of Pittsburgh President Wesley Posvar, a 1946 West  to the murders and a car theft a few days later from a student apartment 
African-America artists' work and her own recent ceramic artwork.  Point grad and former Army test pilot, published a public letter to  complex. 
Hart is presently curating the exhibit and writing the catalog of  students Jan. 17, disagreeing with the estimated 1,000 Pitt students who 
"Ceramic Works and Artifacts by Americans of African Descent." This  demonstrated against the start of hostilities, but commending them for 
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exhibit traces the ethnic influence and traditions of African-American  their awareness and concern for larger issues like war  peace .. 
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A pre-game announcement that tile war had begun sent an estimated 
The bodieS w·ere found in a walk~in freezer after police stopped the 
3, 000 fans streaming out of the Carrier Dome at Syracuse University  teens on suspicion of druken driving and spotted a Taco Bell sack filled  -
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A nationally televised University of Montana-University of Idaho 
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basketball gan1e was delayed for five minutes when  12 anti-war 
Area growers invited  protesters lay down on the court and had to be Carried from the arena.  Superpower summit set for Feb; 11 has been postponed because of tile:~· · 
war in tile Persian Gulf.  ·  · · 
to video conference  It will be rescheduled before June 30. The P<>stponeme~t marks ihe  :. 
Columbia· University·  . first time since 1960that a summi~has been postponed. 
Area growers and producers are invited toparticipatein an alternative 
cropsvidcoconferenccatNorthwestfrom IOa.m.tonoononWednesday,  At Columbia University, collegians who wanted to demonstrate ' 
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Dr. Alex Chung,  Northwest alternative crops specialist, said tile  "Students Mobilized Against Saddam Hussein," or SMASH.  · •  · · 
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65th n·atio·nal  chapter 
Rodeo added 
of Alpha G3'ntmaRho 
.  :  .  to  intercollegiate 
joins frater.nity, family 
sports agenda 
by Jason Bruhn  "llfeltlikeanhonor, weare really 
proud." 
_s_ta.::;rfi:.,.»_'rl_t_er_  _______ ·  Winter'illso said AGR fraternities 
On  Saturday,  Dec.  8,  Alpha'.  fro.~ neighboring u~iver¥;ities gave 
Gamma Rho became Northwest's  ,their assistance.  ·  ·  by Dawn Scarborough 
-· 
newest fraternity imd 65th chapter ..  · ."Nebraska, Iowa State and Mis  Staf!Writtr  "Two ~t-h-ir-d~s- -o-f- o-u-r 
for the national agricultural frater- souri helped us out a lot when we  by Michael Griffith 
members are there 
nity.  talked to them. We learned a lot."  Staf!Writtr 
Alpha Gamma Rho was cstab- Winter said.  .  will 
Rodeo  be added this spring as  simply because they 
lished at Northwest in January of  Finance officer Chris Rost feels 
an intercollegiate sport for all stu 
1989 as a colony and has become a  that. the official. change to chapter  are involved in some 
dents with the ability and interest, 
fraternity by sending a petition and  statuswillbringthemembersofAGR 
making Northwest the third univer  means at home with 
representative group to Washington  closer together. 
sity in Missouri to offer such a sport. 
D.C.  to  appear  in  front  of. the  "I was glad that we finally got it, 
rodeo or horses and 
According to David Sherry, tele 
Interfraternity Commission.  we feel more like a brotherhood now 
communications coordinator and 
,llj  ·  "I think it's great," said charter  instead of just a group. We'd like to  they want to be 
coach for the new sport, the idea 
member Chris Hildebran. "Everyone  get a house and get more a feel what 
worked really hard to get chapter.  we arc about," said Rost, "tiy to get  came about by a group of students  involved." 
that wished to participate at this level 
status. It doesn't mcan~s much now,  closer together with the brothers."  -David Sherry 
in certain rodeo events. 
but if you come back in 25 or 50 years  Hildebran has similar feelings with 
''This group of students came to  Rodeo Coach 
it will mean a lot." 
Jason Winter, the current Noble  Rost. "I hope we get a house and  me shortly after school started and 
Ruler of AGR said being a new fra- i·acrcase membership, those would  we sat down and basically everything 
be the main things," he said.  was put together," Sherry said. "We  ber. "Itgivespeoplewhoaren'tgood 
ternity has its problems.  "We have been negotiating on the 
had several unofficial meetings of  in other sports the opportunity to 
"A lot of people don't know about 
us," he said. "Being new is a chat- priceofpropertyforahouse,"Winter  interested people and saw that the  compete." 
said.  support was there, and we then just  "Rodeo is fun,"  agrees Renea 
Jenge to b~ome better known across  "We have also talked of building 
started from there."  Beech, who not only does barrel 
·.- campus." 
,  one," Winter said.  A proposal allowing rodeo to be  racing in the rodeo, butgoattyingand 
Hildebran feels receiving chapter 
come a sport was drawn up by Sherry  breakaway calf roping as well. "Not 
status will boost respect for the new  AGR has other plans for the near 
with the assistance of some of the  only do you get to compete, but you 
fraternity.  future, including anannualsteershow 
interested students and taken through  get to meet people." 
"It can only help, I think we were  working with the 4H organization. 
the hierarchy of the University in  However, Sherry does caution that 
respected before though," he said. 
"We'd like to get kids up here for  order to gain its approval.  it is like other athletic sports, and 
Hildebran said he likes the activi 
;r;  that, it would also help promote the  After being signed by the team's  rodeo participants at this level must 
tics AGR offers, but they were not the 
University."  faculty advisor and chairman of the  have a firm grasp of the rodeo skills 
reason he joined.  · 
"A friend of mine from home got  Win.ter said AGR differs some- department of agriculture, Dr. Duane  required. 
me  interested in  it-people helping  what from  the other fraternities on  Jewell, who added a letter of recom  "It requires a Jot of strength and 
you out and supporting you."  campus.  mendation to it,  the proposal was  endurance," added Allen. The club is 
then sent to Dr. Gerald Brown, dean  there to support the team, but the 
Winter also said the fraternily$cn t  "Being profesional and yet social 
•••  of the department of agriculture •  team itself will have to be self-sup 
from colony to chapterstatus in one  is the big thing I think, we all have  a 
"With that proposal in hand, those  porting. The NIRA membership card 
of the shortest times in AGR history.  common bond-agriculture." 
endorsements and a lor of research,  each team  member must purchase 
'Nodaway Update' debuts Feb. 10  Dr Jewell, three students and I took  costs $135.  In addition, the team 
the proposal to the president [of the  members are going to be responsible 
university],"saidSherry. "Readopted  for transporting themselves, and if 
• Broadcasting faculty produces KQ-2 progratn  it and was very supportive of the  their event requires .a horse they will 
proposal."  At the present time, 10  be responsible for  transporting 
students have submitted applications  themselves and their horse to each 
vF·::  to become members of the National  rodeo. Ori top that each contestant 
byTraciTodd  Other members of the production • 
r·  Assistant News Editor ·  team are· Mark Brislin, mass com- ·  (INntIeRrcAo)l lteog cioatme pRetoed aeto th aAts lseovceila. tTiohne   will Tpahye  ar ofedee toos  eanrteer  athlla t trhordeeeo-.d ay 
I  munication instructor; Fred Lamer, ' 
KQTV channel 2 of St. Joseph  team is supported by 30 students who  competitions  to  be  held on  the 
assistant professor and chairman of 
will be airing a new public affairs  arc members of the rodeo club here at  weekends. Ten rodeos  have been 
the mass communication department; 
show at 7 a.m. and again at 11 a.m. on  and Webster Struthers, mass com  Northwest.  scheduledfortheacademicyear,thrcc 
Sunday,  Feb.  10.  The  show,  If someone wants to join the club,  in the fall and seven in the spring. 
munication instructor. Some students 
"Nodaway Update," is the effort of  there arc no prerequisites. However, ·  Northwest is one of approximately 
involved in broadcasting were also 
Northwest's mass communication  to be a member of the team, a student  125 colleges and universities which 
invited to help in the production. 
department and will be seen monthly.  must be enrolled in a minimum of 12  are members of NIRA. The United 
"Nodaway  Update"  has  a  hours a semester and maintain a 2.0  States  is  broken  into  11  regions. 
KQ-2 was looking for a way to  "Nightline" format with pre-produced  grade point average. Although it is ag  Northwest is located in the Central 
boost ratings in Nodaway County,  segments and live in studio inter  based,students don'thave to be in ag  Plains region and will be competing 
especial Iy  Maryville, and thought that  views.  to compete in the rodeo. It's not a  against the two other schools in 
a public affairs program designed  requirement at this level.  Missouri as well as students from 
especially for Nodaway County  "We want to avoid being a slow  "Two thirds of our members are  Kansas and Oklahoma. 
would be it, according to Ken White,  paced public affairs show," White  ·there simply because they are in  Practices will be held on Tuesdays 
mass commmunication instructor and  said.  volved in some means at home with  and Thursdays. Those students in 
a member of the show's production 
rodeo or horses, and they want to be  terested in becoming involved in the 
team.  For the Feb. 10 show, two issues 
involved," said Sherry.  rodeo should contact either Sherry, 
will be discussed, the economic sta 
"Having a rodeo is a great oppor  Jewell, Dave Cannon, president of 
The general managerofKQ-2 had  tus of Nodaway County and  the 
tunity," said Nate Allen, team mem- the rodeo club, or the ag office. 
been on campus before and saw that  proposed 911 emergency telephone 
the faculty of the department has had  system in Maryville. 
Look for coverage 
professional experience in the areas 
White said that he would like to 
they teach. 
sec one of the two segments focus on  on Black History Month 
'"Oncehe found that out, I think he  Maryville. For the March show, the 
in the next issue 
BEHIND THE SCE,NES-Intcntly watching the video screens, Tracey Steele, Fred  realized that we could actually do a  topics are the proposed land-fill and 
Lamer and Mark  Brislin make sure the production of "Nodaway Update " runs  show, produce and provide them with  a look at the Challenger Center soon  of the Northwest Missourian 
smoothly. The show was produced last Thursday, for airing on KQTV in St. Joseph.  I 
a show." White srud.  to be on campus. 
(Photo by Don Carrick) 
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200 according to Bob Love) that the  meal," Kara Ackerman, resident of 
As students' appetites increase, so  .m  oney made in sales out-weighs the  Hudson Hall said.  , 
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Over the pickle barrel 
· by Gene Morris 
by Joe Bowersox  he entered USC, Todd had never 
Managing EdUor 
Sports Editor  eaten  at McDonalds  or tasted 
1----------' Coca-Cola.  Falling behind 14-2 during the frrst five minutes proved to be too much for 
Please, that is the breakfast of 
the Bcarkittens to overcome against the Central Missouri State Jennies 
champions.  Just  ask  William 
Saturday night in Lamkin.  , " 
Perry, who has purchased as much  The Jennies scored the frrst_five points in the game and never trailed from 
as  $22  worth  of  chow  at  the opening tip-ofT to the final. buzzer. The Bcarkittens offense took several 
Recently my sports pals joined  McDonalds, and his body is per  minutes,to get things going, b~t the Jennies had alrca~y taken charge of the 
me in a brief discussion about the  fect.  - .  . 
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life of a big-time quarterback. I'm  This still wasn't good enough  The Jennies took a 13-point lead into halfti!lle and eventually won by 15 
not talking about Joe Montana,  for Mr. Goodbody. Todd had to  points (70-55).  - ' 
Dan Marino or Jim Kelley. I'm  bring his own carrot sticks and  "Probably the key to that g~c was the first five minutes," Bclu-ki~tens 
talking about college snap-takers  su~arless ice cream to birthday  Coac)l Wayne Winstead said. "Ifeltit was a matterofus focusing on the game.  · 
with too much pressure lace~ upon  p~ies while his buddies packed  It took us a while to get the wheels turning;  . 
winning.  their checks with junk.  "In this league'you can't get down early in the game'and then try to pull it 
Sure the pros have pressure to  What happened to the old fash  out," Winstead said. "I thought that (the slow start) really hurt us." 
win, but they're professionals, and  ioned training methods? It was  The score was not the only part of the game which appeared to be a little 
it's their job. They earn their pay,  said that Babe Ruth would walk  one-sided. The Jennies had 25 free throw shots while the Bcarkittens had 
and they do not have to keep grades  across  the street from  Yankee  seven.  . 
up-to-par.  Stadiumforabecrandahotdogin  "I ihought the free throw situation hurt us," Winstead said. "I was unhappy 
So  how docs a young  man,  between double  headers. Thill  with the inadequacy of it. I felt both teams played a very physical g~e. but 
fresh out of high school, deal with  beats carrot sticks any day, and  the free throw shots don't reflect that. That was hard for me to understand;" 
the pressure of directinq a mil  Babe Ruth was a champion.  The 'Kittens had drawn their seventh team foul12 minutes into the contest. 
lion-dollar' athletic budget down  Todd's high school training was  It was six minutes later when the Jennies were called for their sixth team 
the field?  special. His father hired 13 spe  foul. The second half went much the same way .The 'Kittens had their seventh 
So how does a you~g man, who  cialists, including a psychiatrist,  team foul called on them seven minutes into the half while the Jennies had five 
was born and raised to become the  to develop his son into a top notch  fouls called on them the entire half.  . 
best quarterback to ever play, deal  quarterback.  The Jennies' Krisiti Lawson nailed an eight-foot jumper in the lane 20 
with the pressure?  Todd did not develop into the  seconds into the contest, and the team never trailed. They exploited the  .,, 
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So how docs a young man, who  champion his father tried to build.  'Kittens sluggish start for a confortable 12-po~nt lead five minutes into the  ... 
is sitting on top of the world in  A talented athlete, but far from a  .'game.  .  ·  .  'I' 
sunny California~ deal with the  champion.  The 'Kittens played a close sccond,half hcing outscored 32-30, but it was  ,, 
pressure?  After Todd's outstanding Rose  · not close enough after falling behind by 13 points at the intermission.  •·''  
He doesn't,  he  sdf~destructs  Bowl appearance as a freshman,  The loss moved the 'Kittens record to 14-4· overall and 4-3 in the MIAA. 
under his father's pressure.  Todd started to slip.  The Jennies improved their overall record to 13-3 and a perfect 7-0 in the,  ,I,  
Todd  Marinovich,  Southern  ·- Marv could no longer tell him  MIAA.  I,.'  
California's superstar quarterback  when to cat, sleep, walk and talk.  The 'Kittens were led offensively by ChrisS wan son who scored 23 points.  .•:'  
witnessed the unlimited pressure  The strings to his puppet had been  Collen White was the only.other 'Kitten in double figures with 13.  .',•,  
firsthand. Marinovich was pushed  cut.  .  pefensively, the 'Kittens were anchored by Lisa Kenkel, Sara Hemminger,  ., 
by his father to be the best, but his  USC'~ Coach, Larry Smith,  Danae wagner; Swanson and Wliite. They combined for 30 rebounds and five  .'\•,t   
father pushed way too far.  doesn't have  trouble talking  to  steals.  .,~.,   
knoHwiss  faththere,  Mparrve sMsuarrein. oviHche,   Tdiosdcdu.s sTihoen  towno  ncaatriroienda lo nte ale hveisaitoend   Thonmieas J wenhnoi ecso mwbeirnee dle fdo ro 5f5fe pnosiinvtesl.y T bhye yL aalswos aonnc, hGorineda  tBhela dnekfse nasned w Dithaw 2n2   ,.,,,   
cqhuaamrtepriboancskheipd  iUn S1C9 6t2o.  a national  athfete Jro Thno dHda nwcaosc kb eBnocwhel.d  during  rebTouhne d'sK ainttde nfsiv ne esxtet aalcs.t ion is ag~nst Lincoln at 5:30 Saturday ni.g ht in,  .  aRMsIsiGsissHtosuT or inB  SYtth aeYtc As'ae_-aNgsuooarnrthd, w (GPehisnot atgo Bu .balyard nS kcLso iitsnta   SJKeanetunsrokdneal) y a nttiegmhtp'sts 7 oto-5 p5alossss .a r~oeunnkde lC heanst r4a7l   .,.,  
Marv raised his son to become  Todd finally broke. He recently  Lamkin Gym .•  ·  )",  
super-human. When Todd was 1  was arrested for possession of co  Baseball team awaits tough.schedule  ,,"..   
month  old, Marv  was  already  caine.  ,, 
strctchin'g  Todd's  hamstrings.  Todd collapsed under the pres 
Todd  was able  to  do  push-ups  sure of his father, not the fans or 
before he could walk. Wow!  the media.  ·Johnson's expectations high  championship, we have fallen short of  Offensively, the Bcarcats look for  ;: 
I've seen babies that can swim,  It is obvious that Todd is not a  it for the past six ycars.and that's way  production from  Joe Iannuzzi, Jeff 
but that's explainable. If I  was  machine. He is human, and his  too long, it's time to. bring it back  White, Curtis Landarr and.~Brian  :: 
for  conference championship  srud ..  ·,· 
thrown  into water and  couldn't  father would not let him live his  home,"Johnson  Wandrey.  · 
swim, Lwould catch on -~quick.  own' life.'  . .  '  .. '.  ''In order for the Bearcats to achieve  Wandrey has been honored as the 
B'ut push-ups?  .... Don't blame Todd. How would  by Bill Hacketl  their goals they will need rufingredi  NCAA-Division II "Player to Watch;" 
V/o 
This 'wasn't good enough for.  he know differ(md y? Football was  Staff Writpr  for the team will be perinal powers  ents to gel as a team, which basically  "Being 'Player to Watch' is an honor, 
Marv .. He pushed harder.  the on! y thing that mattered to his  such as Arkansas, Nebraska, Kansas  means the hitting must produce, and  but the success of the team is my first 
Marv rationed Todd's  meals  father. Todd's life took a backseat  Spring baseball is just around the  State and arch rival Central Missouri  the pitching must be stable.  priority and I just hope to contribute," 
like a Kentucky Derby filly. When  to USC football.  comer and  the Northwest Bearcat  State.  According to Kirk Boch, assistant  Wandrey said. 
baseball team is beginning to prepare  The Bearcat's hopes for a confer  coach, hitting is not llie concern, but  The Bearcats start off this season 
themselves for possibly the toughest  ence title has been exterminated by 
·Red '·' Grange dead at 87  season in the team's history.  CMSU the last few years.  the" pIfit ocuhrin pgi tsceheinmgs  htoo lbdes  suups lpiekcet .i t did..   rthaiet k'Ceda ts2 c4ltihm nbaetdi oansa hlliyg.h  Lasa 4stt hs eina stohne  
"We have the toughest schedule in  "We can beat them thrccoutoffour 
definifely  be  tested,"  Bach· said.  polls. 
division  II,"  Northwest Coach Jim  times but when it comes to the confer 
Leading the Bcarcats defensively this  "We're always ranked by who we 
Johnson said. "I'd bet on it, especially  encechampionship we always seem to'  ooat. 
fall will be pre-sca.c;on All-American  play, not who we  This year we'll 
Professional footballs first superstar Harold Red Grange died Sunday,  considering the caliburof cqmpctition  lose," Johnson said. 
Dave Suggs, Kent Kelley and Gary  play bettercompctitionand beat them," 
'Jan. 27, of pneumonia. Grange was 87 years old. .  .  we'll be facing."  Expectations run high as Johnson 
Stickney.  Johnson said. 
Grange was known as the "Galloping Ghost" while playing (or the  ·The competition that the Bearcats  wants to win the conference champi 
University of Illinois and then the Chicago Bears.  .w  ill be encountering composes of Di  onship .  "With the talent we have, our sea  The Bearcats open the season 
son should be nothing short of spec  againstSt.CloudStateathomeonFeb. 
Grange rushed for 3,637 career yards.  vision I and II schools. Top challenges  "We have to win the conference  tacular," Suggs said.  26.  . 
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Track teams place 
'Cats lose heartbreaker, 66I  -62-
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scores on  final  seconds  .  ·  · 
Hu~phrey 
by Joe Bowersox  CMSU Coach Jim Woolridge  Cummings  leads 'Kittens 
Sports Editor  credits his team's hard play for the 
comeback viCtory. "I thought we  Northwest received a fifth-place 
Central  Missouri  State's  played hard. We had to because  by Joe Bowersox  finish from An ice Morgan in the 440-
LaKcith H umphrcy drilled a 3- ·  Northwest is playing hprder than  Sports Editor  yard dash. The mile relay team placed 
pointer with 13"scconds remain  anyone in the league," Woolridge  fourth. 
ing as a  ncar-capacity  crowd  said.  The men received second place fi·n 
watched Northwest fall short of  Northwest's Larry Brown paced  Bcarkitten  · freshman  Diane  ishes from Ken Onuaguluchi, who set 
6th  ranked CMSU,  66-62  in  the 'Cats with 18 points, with 12  . Cummings led the way in the 'Kittens  a personal best in the shot put with a 
Lamkin Gym Saturday night. .  coming in the second half. Keith  thfrd place finish at the 16-team ·C  en- · toss of 51'2". Kenrick Sealy alSo fin 
Northwest led throughout most  Wilborn chippc<fin 15 points, in  tral Missouri Stale Mules Relays Sat- ished second in the 880. 
of the  game  until a Humphrey  Cluding  3  3-pointers.  Kevin  urday, Jan. 26.  .  ·  1  "I had a great mce in the 880, but I 
basket at the ten minute mark of  Shelvin .added 7 points and 4 as- The men were supported by the ·  still have a lot of work to do,'' Scaly 
·the second half put the Mules ahead  . sists. ·  _,.  first place rimning of the two-mile  said. 
G los ton finished wilh 10 points  relay. The 'Cats finished fourth as a  Onuaguluchi was not alone in the 
for good. 
Northwest remained close in  and 7 rebounds. As a team, North  team.  shot puL 'Cat sophomore Steve Ander-
the end  due  to  forward  Tim  west was outrcbounded 46-26.  Cummings cleared the high jump  son  finished third with a throw of 
G los ton's  outstanding  play.  "I thought we really got hurt on  (5'3") for first place. Cummings fin- 50'3.5". Northwest's two-mile relay 
Gloston buried a 15' jumper with  ished second in the triple jump with  team finished ahead of the pack for the 
the offensive boards," Tappmeyer 
1:57 to play to pull the 'Cats to  said. "They really like to go in- leaps that reached 34'8.5".  ·  only first place finish of the day •. 
within one, 63-62.  side."  ,.  The'Kittenleaperalsofinishedflfth  "Everyone had a great in~vidual 
Gloston theri managed to re  in the long jump (16'7"). Bcarkitten  race in the two-mile relay. We were 
CMSU was paced by foreign 
bound a CMSU miss, but North  sophomore Sherry Messner placed  challenged each leg by a team, but we  ' 
player Armando Becker. Becker, 
west failed to convert on theirnext  third in the two-mile, and Jennifer  never relinquished the lead,"  Scaly 
a native ofVenezula, poured in 20 
possession.  points.  .  ·  Holdiman fmished fourth in the shot  said. 
The Bearcats forced CMSU to  put  This Friday the Bcarcats will travel 
Northwestusedthe3-pointshot 
takeadifficult3-pointattempt with  "I felt preuy happy at my perfor- to Lawrence, Kan., for the Jayhawk 
to their advantage. J'hc 'Cats used 
the shot clock running out.  manceon Saturday," C~mings said.  Open. The 'Kittens will also face Divi 
eight 3-pointCrs to keep the pres~ 
Humphrey sank the shot de  , "Itisearlyintheseason,solhavealot  sion I competition in the Iowa Stale 
sure on the Mules.  · 
spite two Northwest defenders  ' of things to work on."  '  Open on Saturday. 
"We knew they were a streaky 
draped around him. 
team  from  the  perimeter,"  Three  players 
"We did everything we could  Woolridge said."They like to try it  ten~Jis 
on  that.  He  hit a  tough  shot,"  out." 
Northwest  Coach  Steve  Northwest was sparked by the' 
ranked- nationally 
Tappmeyer said.  playof6'8" freshman Chad Deahl. 
Deahl played physical on the in: 
I'd let him shoot the damn thing 
side, and used up 4 fouls .. 
ten times and see how many times  z• n  Division II 
he couid get it," Tappmeyer_said.  "Deahl played hard, he'sgonna 
be an inspiration for us. I've· got 
Humphrey, transfer from Kan-· 
real high hopes for him down the 
sas State, made the shot with con  by Kenrick Sealy 
line," Tappmeyer said. 
fidence.  StaffWriter 
"We should 
"I  love pressure situations,"  '  CMSU advances to 14-1 on the  . 
.  Three Northwest tennis players re 
Humphrey said. "I felt· our team,  year, and  4-1  in  MIAA play.  UP FOR IT-Bearcat forward Keith Wilborn takes a short jump .shot against  have a pretty 
ceived pre-season Division II national 
did  well,  and  we  handled  the  Northwest falls to 9-8, and 1-5 in  Central Missouri State in the 66-62loss Saturday night. Wilborn's lS points were 
rankings, and in about two months the 
pressure very well." .  the l~gue.  not enough to push the 'Cats past the sixth-ranked ~ules. (Photo by Scott Jenson) .  good  season, 
Northwest tennis teams will.start an-
• other intense season.  _our goal is to 
Coleman's. number retired  "We should have a pretty gOOd 
season,ourgoal is togetinthetop 10,"  get in the- top 
Coach Mark Rosewell said. . 
b:Y  Gene Morris  records were set so you could mea- .  Both Northwest teams are ranked  .. 
10 .. 
Managing Etlilor  spularyei nygo,"u Crsoelelfm awnh seanid .y "oIu tr'rieed  d1.0o sneet   Dini vtihSiiso ny IeIa pr'rse -Vseoalsvoon  pToelilm. Tish eN mCeAnA's   "~·  ,. :  . ~  ..... ~ ...,  .. ~' 
If four all-time club records were  them the'bcstl could so when people  team ranked 19th nationally and the  ·~Mark Roswell 
not enough, the Bcarcat basketball  come along  they  could  measure  women were also selected to the top  Tennis Coach 
team  made sure Victor Coleman's  themselves and become a better.  20. 
achievements at Northwest will not  player.  The men's team is one of only two 
be forgotten.  "The records arc no big deal," he  MIAA teams in the pre-seaon Divi 
Coleman's numbcr22 was retired  said. "I would like to be here when  sion II top 20. Southwest Baptist joins  College in Chicago, was a qualifier for 
by Northwest during halftime of the  they are broken and shake the person's  Northwest in the polls.  .  · nationals her first year at singles and 
Bearcat's contest against Eastern  hand. When you're playing, they are  ·  The Bearcats and  Bearkittens'  doubles. 
MontanaJan.4. In the words offonner  great, but after that they don't mean  . number one players, Luis  "Lucco"  Mark  Ardizzone, transfer alsO of 
Bearcat Coach Lionel Sinn, "Victor  that much."  Orellana (Monterrey, Mex.) and Julie  DupageJuniorCollege, and freshman 
Coleman is, quite simply, the best  Coleman led the Bearcats to two  Callahan (Freemont, Neb.) are ranked  A<fam Carroll (Waterloo, Iowa) add 
player in the history of our school.:' ·- NCAA  Division II regional  births  44th and 32nd respectively individu- some depth to the team. 
Coleman is Northwest's leading  and  two  of the  best seasons  in  ally in pre-season. Mitzi Craft (Kansas  The players are very excited about 
scorer with 1,795 paints. He also has  Northwest's modem history with a  City, Mo.) and Caliahan are ranked  theseason,andareveryeagcrtosharc 
the most assists (4 67), field goals  club record of 20-10 in 1983 and a  20th(l4-2recordlastyear)asadoubles  their views. 
(793) and games played (114) during  24-7 mark,i'il·l984.  team. .  ·  ·  Senior Rob Pekar said his expecta-
a career at Northwest  Coleman played half a season as  tions we~ kind of low when he first . 
Rosewell is hoping that his other  came here, but feels  with ihe new 
The recognition is very gratify  point guard for the Kansas City Siz 
returning and incoming freShmen will  players they should have a good sea 
ing, according to Coleman. "I feel  zlers of the CBA in 198h. He then 
help solidify his chances of going to  · 
really good about it and it's just ex~  moved to the·sidelincs as an assistant  son. 
the NCAA Division II championships  "The morale of the team is very 
citing to know people think that Qluch ·  coach for Sinn at Northwest during 
this year.  high, conditioning is the key that we 
of you and Vfhatyoudid as a player,".  the 1987-88 season. 
GOODBYETO 22-ln honor of his f~ats on an& off the court, former Bearcat player Vic  he said.  When Sinn was hired by the Uni  · The  team's .~dditional strengths  are working on," Mitzi Craft said. 
Coleman is awarded a plaque confinning the retirement of his basketball uniform  Coleman said the records meant  versity of Southern Indiana the fol  should come from  incoming new  ·Northwest players, Orellana_ and 
number. Bearcal basketball head coach, Steve Tappmeyer presented Coleman with  more to him while he was playing ,  lowing year, Coieman went with him  playerssuchasJulieCapata,atransfer.  Callahan were selected to play in the 
the plaque,  honoring him as the only Northwest player to ever have his number  than they do years later.  and they are now on their third season  fromthcUniversityofNebraska.Kara  NCAA Div.II tournament last year, 
retired. Coleman is presently an assistant coach at Southern Indiana. (Photo by Don 
Carrick)  ·  "My father always told me that  at Southern Indiana.  "'  Fritz,. transfe~ from  I;>upage Junior  but both lost in open singles matches. 
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UPDATE 
Marsha Hoffman  Gen.  Norman  Schwarzkopf, com  Saddam Hussein would order the usc  thing in their POW camps and look at : 
Skiff Writer  mandcrofU .S. forces in Saudi Arabia,  of chemical weapons continued. of  how they're treating our people and : 
said American arid Saudi forces had  the 53 scudslaunchcd,all33 engaged  the other coalition POWs," he said.  : 
After the United States declared  destroyed 24  tanks  and  inflicted  by Patriot missiles were destroyed.  IraqclaimedoncPOW,beingused; 
"air supremacy" over Iraq, the ques  "substantial casualitics" to the Iraqis  As casualties mounted in Israel,  as a human shield, was killed during : 
tion of if and how soon a ground war  at the four locations.  however, the allies worked to keep  an allied air raid. No confirmation · 
would begin took center stage.  On  the  ground  battles,  the country from entering the war  was immediately available. 
But as the Persian Gulfwarentered  Schwarzkopf said, "With regard to  and disturbing the delicate balance  Environmental terrorism became 
its third week, the United States and  Saddam Hussein saying that he has  achieved by the United States in en  a concern as Iraq created an oil slick 
the Soviet Union surprised many by  met the best the coalition has to offer,  listing the aid ofs everal Arab nations.  in the Persian Gulf larger than the 
announcing a joint cease-rue plan.  I can only say that the best is yet to  The treatment of allied prisoners  Exxon Valdez spill. Over 11 million 
Bush spoke to the nation and a  come."  ·  took on added importance after Iraq  gallons of oil was released from the · 
joint session of Congress Tuesday in  Allied  forces  had  also started  broadcast interviews ofPOWs. Navy  Sea Island terminal offKuwait'scoast. 
the frrst wartime State of the Union  launching 300 sorties a day against  Lt. Jeffrey Zaun and Marine Corps  The spill also threatens Iran and Saudi • 
address since Vietnam. Security at  Iraqi positions in southern Kuwait.  Chief Warrant Officer Guy Hunter  Arabia,  where  vital  desalination 
the address was tight, as, it had been  Bridges and supply convoys were  were two Americans interviewed.  plants arc located. 
Sunday at the SuperB owl, to prevent  targeted to cut front line troops off  Hunter said the war, "Is crazy and  During his address, Bush summed 
terrorist attacks. '  ,from valuable supplies.  never should have happened. It is an  up what he believed Hussein was: 
In  the  speech,  Bush  assured  So far, 30,000 sorties had been  aggression against peaceful Iraq."  thinking. 
Americans  that the war would be ·  launched against Iraq with only 19  It was not determined if they were  "If he thinks that by targeting in-· 
IRAQI  CULTURE  won.  allied aircraft losses.  In  air-to-air  reading statements or were  under  nocent civilians  in  Israel  and 
"I'm pleased to report that we are  combat, 29  Iraqi  planes were de  duress. Their statements echoed many  SaudiArabia, that he will gain ad 
•'  '  '  '  I  on course. Iraq's capacity to sustain  stroyed while the Allies lost none.  phrases often used by the Iraqi gov  vantage, he is dead wrong." 
Reprinted from the Kansas City Star  war is being destroyed," Bush said.  As Iraq continued to launch scud  ernment  "If he thinks that he will advance 
The second week of Operation  missiles against both Israel and Saudi  "I think our leaders and our people  his cause through tragic and despi 
Customs 
Desert Storm ended as Iraq invaded  Arabia, targeting  mobile  missile  have wrongly attacked the peaceful  cable environmental terrorism, he is 
Flowery language, filled with hyperbole, is customary among the 17 
Saudi Arabia at four different loca  launchers became a pri01ity of allied  people of Iraq," Zaun said.  dead wrong." 
million people of Iraq. Before an Iraqi gets down to business, he will 
tions along the Kuwaiti border in the  bombing raids. Schwarzkopf said,  Schwarzkopf told reporters that  "And if he thinks that by abusing 
expect to hear such compliments as You arc the light of the East 
war's biggest ground battle. AtKhafji,  however, that all30 permanent scud  the International Red Cross had in  the coalition POWs, he will benefit, 
Public displays of intimacy, even between husband and wife, are 
six miles inside the border, 12 U.S.  launchers had beP.n. destroyed.  spected allied POW camps. He an  he is dead wrong." 
improper. But it is common to sec two women or men, including soldiers, 
Marines were killed during the in  People in Israel and Saudi Arabia  grily demanded Iraq do the same.  Compiled from CNN, ABC News 
holding hands as they walk down a street as a sign of friendship. 
vasion.  continued to put on gas masks fol  ·"I challenge - I challenge the  and the Omaha World-Herald. 
It's not unusual for the Iraqis to be just 10 inches apart while talking; 
At a Wednesday press briefing,  lowing each attack as the fear that  Iraqis right now to do the same damn 
a greater distance is seen as an insult. 
They hate penny-pinchers. Double-checking the arithmetic on a res  The scud missile 
taurant tab is an insult to the proprietor. 
Teenagers do not date. People often do not marry until they are in their 
late 20s and early 30s; 19 or 20 is considered too young. 
The Soviet-designed Scud-B and how Iraq modified it: 
Occupations and Income 
Per-capita income in 1988 was $1,950. Iraq is considered wealthy in 
Soviet Scud·B  -
the Arab world because of farming and an oil potential, but Iraqis are still 
poorer than some of their neighbors.  Range: 186 miles (unable to  Warhead: About 2,200 
Oil, farming and textiles are main occupations.  Top crops include  Missouri Air Force Reserves Deployed  reach Saudi Arabian cities of  pounds; explosive power 
. barley. wheat, rice, dates and cotton~  Riyadh or Dhahran from  equal to one stealth bomber 
A Woman's Place  1137th MP Co  139th TAG Deployed  Kuwait)  Length: 37 feet 
By no means emancipated by American standards, Iraqi women have  169th Engr Bn  Operation Desert Storm  Weight: 14,000 pounds  Diameter: 34 inches 
mcirc freedom than their Saudi sisters. Women can drive and go to clubs  Ft. Leonard wood, MO 65473  APO New York 09856 
and dances.  ·'   Iraqi AI·Hussein ----
At home, men still domin:ite.'Halfof all marriages are arranged.  ll38th Military Police Company  4th SPF/131st SPF  Modified Scud-B  Chemical potential: Both 
About 10 percent ofthe work force is women. They include teachers,  400th MP Battalion  Operation Desert Storm  Range: 375 miles (can hit  AI-Hussein and Scud-B can 
physiCians, pharmacistS and faciory workers.  APONew York 09616-5000  APO New York 09762  ·Riyadh or Dhahran from Kuwait)  carry chemical or nuclear 
In the cities, many women wear Western-style clothes. The veil is worn 
1139th MPCo  Warhead: About 250 pounds  warhead; if chemical, 
in the more traditional, rural areas.  probably mustard gas · 
Ft. Riley, KS 66442 
The gov~~mcntcn~9~ralf~s .~arge f~ilie~ because the co~ntry los~ so 
many men m 1ts war w1th Iran:. So stand~<.! b~~,cqnt£ol.deyiC:~ ~ p1IIs  ; ~ . '  '  JflW  '· 
''a n·;d'S IeTvJeDns.  :-have been removed from· the inark'et  ,  . ·-··-- .. ~~~.~- Ground action picks'up· 
or'ci'ght 'C:nildrcn is conside'rdl"a good number. Abortion is  !  '.I ~ ' 
virtually non-existent.  (Star News Service) Marine Harrier fighter-bombers destroyed a con 
Recreation  voy of four Iraqi tanks and personnel carriers inside Kuwait in the large 
The most popular sport is· soccer, but Iraqis also enjoy· basketball,  confirmed destruction of Iraqi ground forces, military officials said. 
water-skiing, yachting and horseback riding. Iraqis hunt and play bingo.  The strike came late Monday as U.S. forces near the Saudi-Kuwait 
They do not play golf-no grass.  ·  border intensified their attacks on Iraqi positions in southern Kuwait. 
Although the government controls TV statibns, American westerns, 
si~oms and game shows are popular. So are Dallas and L.A. Law.  Joint statement made by U.S ·and U.S.S.R. 
Pr~sident Saddam Hussein rewards artists richly. For example, he is 
building a 6,000 square foot house for Iraq's poet laureate and has given  (AP) The United States and the Soviet Union issued a joint statement  sou~pe;\i~ri~~li&Jvret rnterugeric~ Review, Joumar. ·  . 
him three cars. Artists and poets help Hussein gibrify himself and further 
saying the war could stop if Iraq made an "unequivocal commitment" to  ojDel~~~~i0doiploina~; J~ne;s Neapon Sy::;tems; Research by PAT CARR 
his political goals. 
Religion  withdraw from Kuwait-and they promised to work to end the Arab  KRTN lnfographlcs/MARTY WESTMAN and JUDY TREIBLE 
Israeli conflict. The statement appeared to go further than had previous 
Mosi Iraqis arc Shiite MUslims; about 40 percent arc Sunni Muslims,  Support group formed 
U.S. proposals. 
including Hussein. The two groups look upon each other with disdain and 
distrust. 
l'herc is a tiny Jewish community, and 5 percent of Iraqis, including  Oil spill in gulf larger than previous spill 
Foreign Minister Tariq Aziz, are Christian.  Michelle Larison  est charges. Simple doctor office calls 
Muslims believe God' s·word was revealed to the prophet Mohammed  (AP) The huge oil spill in the Persian Gulf was estimated to contain 460  Univenlty Editor  require 200-250 mile trips to Offut 
and written in the holy book oflslam, the Koran. Like the Bible, the Koran  million gallons of crude oil and to measure 60 miles long by 20 miles wide,  AFB in Omaha or Fort Leavenworth. 
forbids lying, stealing, adultery and murder; it teachers such virtues as  making it almost three times the size of the largest previous spill.  J,>eople in Maryville with friends ·  Lange says the group plans on 
. charity and kindness.  and family stationed in the Persian  having resource people come to the 
Education  Gulf won't have to look very far fora  meetings and share ideas. A field trip 
Fighting intensifies in Saudi Arabia 
Six years of education is mandatory and education is free up until a  caring car.  is  planned  in  February  to  Ft. 
person reaches the Ph.D. level.  A community-based Nodaway  Leavenworth for a Family  Action 
(AP) Allied warplanes knocked out two dozen Iraqi tanks and other 
In recent decades illiteracy has dropped from 99 percent to less than 50  County support group whose goals  Symposium. 
vehicles in a military convoy in southern Iraq and seta petrochemical plant 
percent. The government was aggressive about it:  illiterates between 15  includesharingfeelings,information  "The key factor to this group is 
ablaze ncar Basm. Iraq claimed that its ground forces had penetrated 12 
and 45 had·to attend classes, 1,800 centers were established and TV  and resources has be!n formed for  takingcareofcachotherandkceping 
miles into northeastern Saudi Arabia, near Kuwait. A Pentagon spokes 
offered daily literacy lessons.  anyone interested.  morale up here and overseas," Lange 
man said U.S. marines there were engaged in the most intense ground 
"The term 'support group' is kind  said.  "This gives those who want to 
Homes  skirmishes of the war.  of misleading," said Janet Lange, one  help and don't know how to go about 
In cities, mbst people live in apartments or brick and concrete houses;  of three women on the steering com- it a chance to channel their assis 
others live in apartments and others live in glass and steel buil.:lings.  mittcc.  "What we're trying to do is  tance," 
About three people in IOO.have telephones.  share and be supportive of the effort."  That assistance, Lange stresses, is 
Toyotas are the most popular cars.  Lange is assisted in the program  . ncit  always  financial.  Emotional 
by  Alice  Vandiver  and JoAnn  support for others facing the same 
Bortner.  Director of Applied Re- situations is one of the group's main 
Allied Casualties  search Dr. Bob Bush is serving as the  · focuses. 
group's adviser and many resources  "There arc always families and 
., ; .· > 
As of2 p.m. CST,'Jan. 29, 1991  ..  ·  ~  are being provided by the University  friends who love and support you," 
and Maryville churches.  she says, "But you can't really relate 
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'··  .  Assistantprofessorofpsychology  to it unless you've been there." 
MISSING*: 8  at Northwest Carol Detmer· was a  "We know that there arc many 
POWs: 7 ·  featured speaker at the meeting Tucs- people out there who really need oth 
AIRCRAFf LOST: 11  day night.  .  ers right now," Lange said.  "We'd 
"She helped us to understand the  like to urge each of them to attend at 
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· cffcctsofthewaronchildren,"Lange  least one meeting  to sec how  the 
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MISSING: Britain : 8:  said. "Manypeopleinthcgrouphavc  group works." 
. Italy: 1·   children and don't really know how  . The group is open to anyone with 
POWs: Britain: 2; Italy:l; Kuwait:!  to approach the subject" .. .. .  ·  . family or friends in the gulf, espe-
AIRCRAFfLOST: Britain: 5; Italy: 1; Kuwait: 1  Spouses with children also have  cially spouses and children.  Meet 
. 
.. .....  had their family incomes cut signili- ings will be held  at 7 p.m; every 
cantly because of their lower military .  Tuesday in February at the Christimt 
DEAD: 10 Americans  · J ·  .  , .  pay as compared to  their civilian  Church.  Babysitting is provided. 
AffiCRAFf: 6 U.S. (3 planes, 3 helicopters); 1 British, lSaudi  salaries.  .  For any individual or business in· 
Money is not there for baby for- tcrested in contributing resources to 
'  mula, emergency water leaks, house  the families, forms can be picked up 
*Including one reported killed.'. 
and car payments, This adds up to  at the Chamber of Commerce build· 
delinquent bills and compound inter- ing &t 201 F. First Street. 
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instantly lose 27 p.Junds. You  day,  which  is  the  biological 
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D\JP.I N {,  A IJJri.DOI N (,  But the scale my wife brought 
OF- Fu NE:/2.A-L  home was a very strict Certified  One of the first things you no 
People often ask me: "Dave,  tice when you look at healthy 
Public Accountant of a scale, 
Nor- dNL'j  -"ILL. '(ou Sol,_  $•1\1\10  what do you do for entertain  animals in the wilderness is that 
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p,;op.. SAP'S  Sv\T,  Y<IU1l.L.  .SfofL.,...  ment?"  they arc not spraying canned 
was always studying in the library 
t..IPF:T/Mr:::  OF  C.l-tE:'P,.I$'1-\E'P  MIOMO,It.IE'S  The answer is: I try on pants.  cheese into their mouths. 
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It's the only real joy I have in 
...------~  Of course there  is  nothing 
~Xft..op.e oTHt!~  my life anymore, because I'm  scales were at wild parties puking 
natural about the "food" I cat on 
1UT C.fl.JitZ-"1  G.t-u ~ orJ Al.L  fo1~ t81t..ITiriS:  on a diet. It's called the Think  their springs out. When I stood 
Tr\'E:  Toll.!:r'i S'e"A-IS  lrJ  the Think About Food All The 
T H.::  f' E' o e '-"" t- c.oo_J  IL'-'i-"-'--- S LAS 1\- Tlfl.e'S  CAUC.I+i  /IV  A Ml<pf>t.INf..  About Food All The Time Diet.  on this new scale and it informed  Time Diet, either. For example 
C.Ll'l'" W/1-/JOJ~  AUTIIO,rt.l'r'f  f:.I'Vtw:'J  The way it works is, you tum  me, withinone-tenthofapound,  I cat "rice cakes.''  which  are 
riO P/...6&'-~tVI!  ·-.:;._---------..  every experience you have into  how much I weighed, my im 
$O Q'.{ o Je I  ,1I..N'\  ~T Li.At cE.f. o(.  UP/o lde WV E"!I'N-'O( INJL.OD!- J''(oOJIoA)I G C.f(!foqF;.  rT,;l' h\<.J .J ."r'J.<o.cr.   a food fantasy. For example, if  mediatereaction was that a very  poeblvlieotsu sulys emd adtoe  fprroomte ctht eV foCaRms  
C.LO'r~S Ofl.'{f!~  oF- Yallf/!.  LIFe" lt.foiP  Flf'IP ...  you'rewatchingthemovie "Alien,"  largeparasite,suchasaDobennan 
during shipment. Also I drink 
Jl.rt::MOI/E'  l't V.W/'J  and you get to the part wliere  pinscher, had attached itself to 
STDP '$1t.iJ~  f!UL.C...O,t:.n+;;  the spaceship crew member is  my body somewhere without my  diet" shakes," similar to the ones 
N£1Gif6'o12-.s •  that Oprah Winfrey used back 
'i~ArH ...  lying on the table, looking queasy,  being aware of it.  when a box containing a small 
and suddenly his chest bursts  Looking back,  I realize I'd 
frozen plastic plate, which you'll 
open, blood flying everywhere,  been ignoring subtle signs of 
just heat up and throw away. 
by Michael Fry  and out lunges this horrible, gore  weight gain, such as that I had 
Meals like these do not leave 
dripping insect-like thing, your  worn only one pair of pants for 
me satisfied. Meals like these 
· reaction, on the Think About  three straight years. They were 
leave me thinking of ways to 
FoodAIITheTimeDiet,is, "Hey,  my biggest pants. The only way 
distract the dogs so I can quietly 
I could sure go for some ribs!"  I  could wear my  other pants 
grab a handful of their kibble, 
On this diet, if you were on a  would have been on my arms. 
The only time I feel really good 
commercial jetliner seven miles  But I did not attribute this to 
is when I'm trying on pants. It's 
in· the air, and all the engines  weight gain. I attributed it to a 
the highlight of my existence. I 
exploded and you started plum  natural weight shift that occurs 
meting toward the Earth, your  as guys get older, wherein your  wish I'd saved my pants from 
only thought would be: "'Damn!  weight gradually shifts to your  high school, so I could try them 
I could have had the lasagna!"  thighs from other areas, such as  on. What I'm looking for is a 
I got on this diet because one  your refrigerator.  restaurant where, when the waiter · 
day several months ago my wife  It had not occurred to me that  brings around the dessert cart, 
by Michael Fry  became possessed by demons  my pants situation might be re  he also brings a pants cart, so I 
in a mall and purc~ased a digi  lated to eating habits I had de  can select a couple of pairs and 
we~~. 1 lflltJK 1M  tal computerized bathroom scale.  veloped 'egarding foods  such  try them on in the men's room 
ReAP'! .• Ille 6T'vDleD  I  have  always  liked the  old  as spray cheese. This is a kind  while all the normal humans eat 
eveRVTI-\IN& FOOM 
I?IFFR€ N€ lii\L..  eatJI\f10N~  fashioned, incompetent bathroom  of synthetic cheese that comes  cheesecake. But for now I'll just 
10 61\RTRe.  .  scale,  the kind  that makes  a  in an aerosol can, like shaving  stay home, waiting for the Big 
creaking noise when you step  cream. You're supposed to make  Moment when I can thaw out 
on it, and the dial swings wildly  hors d'oeuvres with it by squirt- my dinner {Tonight's Special: 
back and forth as if the scale is  . ing dainty little cheese flowers  -Molecule of Beef). Not that I 
trying to make up its mind, and ·  onto crackers, but I figured, hey,·  am asking for your sympathy. 
it never gives you anywhere near  why slave away for as long as  Do you plan to eat that entire 
the same weight twice, and if it  two seconds over a Triscuit when.  Tic-Tac? 
seems to be registering a little  you can obtain instant results · 
on the heavy side, you can a~- by squirting the cheese directly  trrED(C )B 1Y9 9T1R TIBilUEN ME IMAMEDIIIAIE SREARLVDI CDEISS,T IRNICB.·  
Kids,love.them or.f.eqvethem 
January 31. 1991  Events  February 4. 1991 
From  I couldn't believe my ears. Ter  True, it ~as as far up as Timmy could  . BCeyoonnfedr tehn·ec eD dr~~temr P 1~2 '3p.. Vmi.d e· o  C.  a.  lenda.  r  · Du.riil;~ni Kumalo Lector~ t·. . 
MLPAC 7:30 p.in. 
rible?  Rude? This cute kid would  reach, and he probably didn't mean to 
Introduction to WPS Plus 
Left "Field  soon become a vile disgusting child-·  hit me that hard. But, I believe I saw  James Tatum art exhibit opens 
Colden HalllOl 
DeLuce Gallery -7 p.m. 
thing?  Never!  I simply couldn't  my family tree wither and die right 
by Don Carrick  Lab Series Auditions  February 3. 1991  Campus Rec Bowling begins 
believe it.  before my eyes. 
Fine Arts 200  Sports Trivia entry deadline 
In the next few hours I found out  Sigma Society Bridal Show 
On the plane to Cleveland this  IFCMeeting  Campus Rec Office 3 p.m. 
Right off the bat, I want you all to  how much of a problem a kid at his  Charles Johnson 2 p.m. 
Christmas season, I asked my Mom if  Northwest Room 4:30p.m. 
know that Timmy is basically a good  age can be. Ifl sat on the floor, he was  Black History Month-'l'he meeting  February 5. 1991 
she thought Timmy had changed  Panhellenic Meeting 
kid,  possibly  spawned  from  the  promptly jumping on me.  Ifl stood  Mary Linn PAC -7:30p.m. 
sinceccond birthday.  Stockman Room 4:30 p.m.  Kappa Delta Pi Meeting  . · 
bowels hell, but a good kid.  .  up,  he'd give me a repeat perfor 
Timmy started to show signs of  "Well, it's not as if he becomes a  mance of his lovely heartfelt greet  -February 1. 1991  University Club N-3 p.m. 
dseeamsoonn.  Mpoys sfaemssiiloyn a nlda sI tw Cenhtr bisatcmk atos   pcMaronobdmllee ssma oi du·r.t i og"nKh hti idsas bf jtiuertrsh td hsateay r cbta ltokoew r Desa oltnihz,"ee    ihneg .w Iafnl hteadd  sito mtoeot.h inI gtthoienakt  oIr  dkrnionwk,   "InMtoa rtyh eL Winno oPdAsC"  7:30p.m.  DrsU Mniavxer Rsituyh Cl &lub M -ik1e2·  Gp.mra.h am 
Cleveland to spend some time with  Tyron Crider -Operation Push 
what they can get away with at that  where  the phrase  "go play  in the  Last Day to Audit semester class 
oseueri nrge lTatiimvemsy.  bI ewcaauss ee xhcei tise dth eto t ibrse~   tim"eW." hat was I like when I turned  sbtyre tehte"  pcaamreen tf roomf a.  tIwt hoa-yde toar b-oel sdt.a rted  CaRrle Bgiosytrda rl'esc Otufrfeic e  NaCsho nFfienrcehn cJeo bCe Inn~tcerr-vi7e:w30s p.m. 
of my cousins that I've really go~n.  Lower Lakeview Room 
to watch grow.  Last summer I was  . two?" I asked.  As the week went on, Timmy be  Wesley Center 7 p.m . 
told  that Timmy was entering his  "I wouldn't know," she said. "We  . gan to calm down a little. It got so I  February 2. 1991  February 6. 1991 
left you alone for an entire year. I just  only had to tell him ten times not to do 
w"Toenrdriebrl eif  Titw moesa"n st thaeg eg.r ewI  bgeilglsa no r.t oa   shoved table scraps under your door  something. On the day that we left,  C-BaseTest  Dr. Jim Smeltzer lecture 
Charles Johnson 7:30p.m. 
third eye. I decided to ask about it·.  atnighL"  all the relatives came to say goodbye.  Colden Hall 228 • 8 a.m. 
"Kids are at their worst when they  When I opened the. door to my  As I was preparing to pack the lug  GRE  Bearcat & Bearkitten basketball 
reach the age of two," my Uncle Flip · Grandfather's house that evening, I  gage into the car, I heard a Httle voice.  Colden Hall 228 -8 a.m.  Northeast Missouri State 
found out just how bad Timmy had  Introduction to 20/20 
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