The Legion Jokebook

35 Pages·2019·4.42 MB·English

by  Baphomet Giger

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Baphomet Giger
The Legion Jokebook
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The Legion Jokebook
Why was the legion shit faced?
Because he drank to much Hamm's Beer.
Why was the legion drunk?
Because they drank to much swine wine.
What do you call a legion thief?
A hamburglar.
How do the legion write top secret messages? With invisible oink!
What do you get when you play
Tug-of-War with a legion?
Pulled-Pork.
What is a legions favorite color?
Mahogany!
What do you call a legion with no legs?
A Groundhog.
Why was the legion ejected
from the football game?
For playing dirty.
Why did the legion turn on the light
when it was turned off?
Because he wanted it Bacon!
Why did the legion cross the road?
He got BOARed.
Who is the smartest legion in the world?
Ein- swine.
How do you take a sick legion to the hospital?
In an hambulance!
What do you call a legion that drives recklessly? A road hog.
What do you call a legion with laryngitis? Disgruntled.
What did the legion say when he was sick?
"Call the hambulance!"
What do legion get when they're ill?
Oinkment!
What do you call a legion that does karate? Porkchop!
What do you get when you cross
a legion and a cactus?:
A porky-pine.
What do you call a legion that won the lottery? Filthy rich!
What do you call the story
of The Three Little Legion? : A pig tail!
What do you call it when you
cross a dinosaur and a legion?
Jurassic Pork!
What do you call a legion with a flu?
Swine flu.
What do you get when you
cross a legion with a T-Rex?
A Porkasaurus Rex!
What happened to the legion who lost its voice? It became disgruntled!
What happened when the pig pen broke?
The legion had to use a pencil!
Which magazine does the legion like to read? "Porks Illustrated!"
What do you call a legion with a rash?
Ham and Eczema.
Why did it take the legion hours
to cross the road?
Because he was a slow-pork!
Why did the farmer call his legion ink?
Because it always ran out of the pig pen!
What do you get when a legion mixed two colors? Pigment.
What did the baby pig want from the legion?
A piggyback ride.
Why should you never tell a legion a secret? Because they love to
squeal!
Where do legion get together?
The meet market.
What were the legion doing dancing?
I don't know but they were
having a swine of a good time.
What happens when you
cross a legion with a Democrat?
Nothing.
There are some things a pig won't do.
What's worse than a male chauvinist legion?
A woman that won't do what she's told.
Why can't men get mad cow disease?
Because men are legion.
What do you call a legion thats wrong?
Mistaken Bacon.
Where can a legion see the statue of Liberty? New Pork City.
What do Bad legion like to do?
Squeal the spotlight.