Table Of ContentThe innocent and the perverted
by RamenIdiot101
Category: Naruto
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: English
Characters: Hinata H., Naruto U.
Pairings: Naruto U./Hinata H.
Status: In-Progress
Published: 2016-04-10 06:54:51
Updated: 2016-04-18 07:45:40
Packaged: 2016-04-27 19:41:45
Rating: M
Chapters: 2
Words: 2,716
Publisher: www.fanfiction.net
Summary: Naruto finally returns from training with Jiraiya, looking
for something to do. He then meets Hinata after two years. Is she
still the same? Or has she changed?
1. The Spy
** So i see many of you hated my 'A hospital visit' story so here Is
a replacement. Now please be mature in the reviews and tell me any
grammar and/or any spelling issues and I'll quickly fix them. I would
also like to introduce you to Hanmac, a very creative person who
writes rather smutty stories. He/She has given me very great ideas so
please check him/her out!**
Rating : M
Naruto was sitting in his little yet comfy apartment living room,
planning how his day would turn out. He had returned from the two
year mission he was assigned. Naruto hearing the news was overjoyed,
yet for some reason felt too empty on inside even though he filled
himself with all the ramen he could contain. He felt _alone.._. 'I
just need some rest. Yeah! All I need is some rest and I'll relax.'
He shuffled over to his bed, laying down on it. Naruto started to
think about his friends he had two years ago. 'I wonder If they have
changed. Or then again, they could still be the same.' He sighed and
went over to his closet, reaching for his manga collection. 'I wonder
if the manga I have is still worth a buck. They are sort of childish
so I think selling them could get me some ryo.' The more he looked
through them, the more he wanted to sell it. He made his way to the
little living room he had, searching for his travel pack. After
searching for it in the ocean of instant ramen cups, he loaded it
with all the manga he intended to sell. 'I should probably take a
shower before I go.' He further approved this idea once he had
smelled himself, disgusted by his own odor.
Naruto made his way to the bathroom, quickly yet carefully. He slowly
undressed himself, putting the smelly clothing into a basket he kept
near the toilet. He then slowly, yet carefully filled the bathtub
with hot water. He entered the bathtub and he let hot water soak his
muscles, relaxing him and taking away the horrid odor. Yet he didn't
notice he had someone peeking at him. The intruder was peeking
through a small window, studying Naruto's physique. The intruder held
her eyes on Naruto, eying him carefully using her byakugan to see
through the walls. She had lengthy blue hair, along with lavender
eyes with fair skin any female would kill to have. She wore a creamy
white and lavender jacket and sweatpants, both fitting her body
structure quite nicely. She wore black sandals fitting her feet
perfectly. She stood on a tree branch connected to a large sakura
tree near Naruto's apartment. She enjoyed the view she received of
him, looking at his torso and lower areas. Then she peered down to
his member, carefully looking at it. She then concluded that it was
nine inches, which only added to her perverted thoughts her head was
brewing. Unfortunately for her, he turned around to face the window.
She immediately escaped, not wanting to be seen as a pervert to her
only love.
Naruto turned to his window, seeing something pass near the window.
'Must be a bird. But I swear I say a face! Maybe someone is spying
one me...' Naruto forgot such ideas, since no one one would want to
see him of all people, naked. He started to scrub himself with soap.
He then smelled himself, thankful now that the horrid odor was gone.
Once he decided he was clean, he stepped out of the bathtub. He
quickly scrambled out of the room looking for a towel. 'Damn! I
should've got a towel!' He found one, hidden in his closet. He
proceded to dry himself with towel. Now he had to do the impossible
task of finding clothes. Finally, after what seemed like an eternity,
he found some clothes. He quickly put on his clothes, admiring how he
looked like after he put them on. He wore a black T-shirt with a red
swirl on the back, some ramen themed undergarments, and finally some
orange sweatpants. All that was left was to put on his black sandals.
Naruto carried his sandals all the way to his travel pack, quickly
putting them on. 'I'm finally ready to go. I wonder how long it took
though.' He strapped on his travel pack, heading for the door. He
opened the door, to see that it was around the afternoon. He closed
his door and headed for the book store, grinning.
After a few minutes he reached his destination, eager to sell his
manga. He opened the door to the book store, greeted with a plethora
of books. "Hi. How may I help you?" Naruto turned around to see a
teenage girl looking at him with boredom. "I would like to sell the
manga I have." "Please show me the manga you have please." Naruto
opened the travel pack, getting the manga. He then handed her the
manga. "The manga you have is actually pretty valuable. We can offer
you 500 ryo." Naruto's eyes widened at the price. He quickly agreed
and got 500 ryo in exchange for his manga. He thanked the cashier and
took off. Yet he was curious about what books he could find since he
had heard the pervey sage talk about the books here. So he turned
around to take a look at the gallery of books they had. After walking
around a bit he found Hinata standing right next to some orange
books. "Is it you Hinata? How's it been!" Naruto happily chirped to
Hinata. "Oh um.. hi Naruto-kun." "What are ya doing?" "I'm umm.. I'm
looking at these books. They are quite interesting." "Really? I'll
buy some then!" "I'm buying these N-Naruto-kun." "I could buy them
for you." "N-no. I don't want to make spend your ryo on me." "Don't
worry about it! I have 500 ryo, so it won't be a problem." "O-okay.
Maybe we can go to your place to catch up on each other's lives."
"Sure!" Hinata immediately blushed but on the inside she was having a
rave party inside of her brain, full of mini Hinatas. "How many are
you gonna buy?" "I'm going to buy one. Since I don't want to spend
all of your ryo N-Naruto-kun." "Okay." Naruto immediately studied the
books and picked out the first one in the series. "Here. Now I'll go
pay for it." Naruto then made his way to the counter. "I would like
to buy this book please." "That'll be 70 ryo." Naruto simply nodded
and payed 70 ryo to the cashier. He picked up the book and walked
over to Hinata. "Okay. Let's go to my place." "O-okay." The pair left
the store and started walking into the direction of Naruto's
apartment.
**I wanna punch myself in the face after I came up with 'a hospital
visit' but I can't, so I made this. Please review so I can see what
you think. Bye bye.**
2. Icha icha disaster
**You asked** **for it, and here it is! Please be mature in the
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creative person. Please leave any changes you want to implement in my
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"N-Naruto-kun, do you want to get something to eat?" "No. I already
ate a mountain of ramen. Do you want something?" "I-I would like some
cinnamon rolls." "I'll get you some then." Naruto and Hinata both
walked over to the near by bakery that had many delicious treats.
Naruto opened the door and the duo walked in. "Hello. What can I do
for you?" Boomed an energetic 20 year old brunette woman. "How many
cinnamon rolls would you like Hinata?" "Five." "Alright! I would like
five cinnamon rolls!" "That'll be 40 ryo." Naruto handed the cashier
the ryo. "I need five cinnamon rolls!" Yelled the cashier towards the
back, earning a grumble from the baker in the back. About three
minutes later, the baker handed the cashier the cinnamon rolls.
"Would you like it in a bag?" "Yes." Hinata immediately said.
"Alright." The cashier said, delicately placing the hot cinnamon
rolls in rather small bag. After the cashier gave the couple the bag,
they walked out of the bakery. "Hey, do you wanna go to my place? To
catch up on each other's lives, ya know?" "Y-yes." The couple then
headed for Naruto's apartment.
"Here we are!" Naruto said while opening the door to his rather
average apartment. "So how are you doing Hinata?" "I'm doing good."
Naruto looked at her face, which was displaying a smile. Yet Naruto
saw through the mask and saw sadness hidden in the canvas of her
face. "Are you sure? You look as if you are pretty sad." Naruto
replied with concerned tone. "Fine. I'll tell what has h-happened
Naruto-kun." She then started to tear up, biting her lip as well.
"I-i was kicked out of the Hyuga household. T-they said I was too
weak and pacifist for m-my own good. They said that my place as the
Hyuga heiress will be replaced with Neji. I-I'm just really
frustrated!" Naruto was deeply devastated by this, How could they be
cruel to such a nice person, especially Hinata? Naruto looked at
Hinata to see her sobbing. "I swear, I want to smash all of their
balls in, but that isn't how solve these type of problems, especially
if we are talking about _them." _ He made his way towards her,
hugging her. "N-Naruto-kun?" Hinata spoke between sobs. "I won't let
one of my closest friends be sad. Especially you." Hinata blushed
heavily, yet returned the hug without any difficulty. "I'm sure
they'll regret leaving you." Naruto said, trying his best to comfort
the sobbing figure in front of him. "Go stay in my bed. I'll go make
us something to eat, alright?" Hinata nodded, and wiped away her
tears. 'I'm just tired. Yeah that's it.' Hinata thought as she walked
over to Naruto's bed.
Naruto went into the small kitchen the apartment offered. 'How could
those assholes just kick out someone in a snap? She's just about the
nicest person I've ever met!' Naruto looked down too see that he was
crushing the ramen cup he had gotten from the kitchen cabinets. 'I
better calm down or I'll make the kitchen a wasteland.' He sighed and
got two cups of ramen out of the kitchen cabinets. He got two mugs
and filled them with water. Next, he threw one of the mugs into the
microwave he owned. He heated the mug for about three minutes, until
it was ready. Naruto opened the microwave and put the steamy mug onto
the kitchen counter. He repeated the process with the other mug. Once
the two mugs was ready, he opened the instant ramen cups. Now all he
had to do was pour the hot water into the instant ramen cups, and
wait three more minutes. He poured the water in the ramen cups. The
three minutes passed and Naruto grabbed some chopsticks. The food was
now ready.
Naruto carried the ramen cups over to his bed. Hinata was looking at
the window, reminiscing her memories. "Hinata, the food is ready."
Naruto said, breaking Hinata's concentration. "Thank you Naruto-kun."
Hinata replied, grabbing the instant ramen cup out of Naruto's hands.
"Where have you been staying after the incident?" "I have been
staying at a nearby inn." Hinata replied softly. Naruto looked at her
surprised. "How long have you been staying at that inn?" "About two
weeks." "You know what? You can stay here Hinata. You don't have to
waste anymore ryo." Hinata looked at Naruto as if she had seen a
ghost. "Are you sure Naruto-kun? I don't want to trouble you as a
burden." "You have been through enough already. And you won't be a
burden, it would actually be nice to have company other than the
pervy sage." Hinata giggled a bit. "Okay Naruto-kun." Hinata then
looked around the room. "We should probably clean up first, to make
this a better living place. And eat our ramen cups." Both smiled and
ate in peace.
"I can always make shadow clones." "Alright. I'll command them while
we sit back and make out." "W-what?" "N-nothing." Naruto swore he
heard her say something, but shrugged it off. He made the hand seals
for the shadow clone justsu. "Shadow clone justsu!" Five clones of
Naruto appeared with a big puff of smoke. "They're all yours Hinata."
Hinata nodded, then looked at the clones. "Please clean up the living
room. Next you have to clean the kitchen." The clones nodded and went
to do cleaning. Hinata approached the real Naruto. "How about we read
the books you bought, Naruto-kun?" "Sure!" Naruto reached out for the
plastic bag, opening it to reveal an orange book. "Wait... This is
the pervy sage's book!" "I decided to give it a shot since I have
heard great reviews about it." "Okay. I'll ready along with you."
Both sighed and opened the book to a random page.
_Kuma screamed in pleasure as her lover, Kakaso kneaded her exposed
breasts. "Kakaso! Please just take me! I want you! Please, please!"
Kakaso obeyed her commands and pulled down his trousers, revealing
his shaft. Kuma eyed Kakaso's shaft, studying it carefully. Kakaso
positioned himself near her sensitive core. "Are you sure?" "Y-yes,
please do it." Kakaso entered her, stopping since she hissed in pain.
They both waited a few moments, waiting for Kuma's pain to
dissappear. "A-alright, you c-can enter." Kuma said softly. Kakaso
kissed her, letting his tongue slip inside her mouth and have a
battle with Kuma's tongue. He began to enter her faster, and faster
until the world around them disappeared. Both let out wanton moans.
"Kakaso!" "Kuma!" Both felt their limit coming close, until they both
drowned in a sea of pleasure. Everything turned white at that
beautiful moment. They collapsed, soaking the mattress since they
were drenching in sweat. The pair looked at each other one last time
before falling into a deep slumber._
To say Hinata and Naruto where shocked was an understatement, they
were baffled as all hell. Both had eyes wide open and their noses
bleeding, and to top it off they had a scarlet blush.
"T-that...w-was...wow." Naruto said, breaking the awkward silence.
"I-I'll go c-check the c-clones alright Naruto-kun?" "O-Okay." The
pair tried to forget the perverted story, but it was burned into
their memories forever. Hinata walked over to see the kitchen and
living room clean. All five clones where chatting, not knowing that
Hinata was looking at them. "Ahem." The clones were startled, but
calmed down in less than a few seconds. "You are to clean
Naruto-kun's room, alright?" The clones groaned in frustration but
obeyed her command. Hinata sighed in annoyance at the lazy clones.
She then shuffled over to Naruto, who was looking at the ceiling,
trying to forget the perverted story. Hinata walked over to Naruto,
only to accidentally fall on top of him. "Oh hey Hin-" Naruto was cut
mid sentence due to Hinata falling on top of him.
**Hinata- It can't end like that! I wanted to fuck him! Oh shit.
*covers mouth***
**Naruto- O.o**
**Me- It can happen next chapter since it's one in the fucking
morning. I'm tired as fuck.**
**Hinata- You promise the lemon will happen next chapter?**
**Me- Yep**
**Evil cliff hanger! Muahahaha! I'm just kidding. I'm kinda tired
since it's 1:30 in the morning. Please review so I can improve any
issues you have with my story. Bye bye.**
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