The Death of Griffin Hunter

104 Pages·1999·0.64 MB·English

by  Kirk Wood Bromley

The Death of Griffin Hunter

by Kirk Wood Bromley

Griffin Hunter - Secretary of Disarmament for the United Nations
Sophie Berceau – an actress
Walker - Hunter‟s advisor
Semion Rockwell – entrepreneur and patron
Vivian Nash - theater director
Leveret - operative for Rockwell
Boa - operative for Rockwell
Mayumi - owner of the Bluebird Bookstore
Madera - investigator for the United Nations
Xiao - Hunter‟s secretary
Trick and Track - operatives for Leveret
Jurgen Scheckel - German diplomat
Powers - actor
Various UN diplomats - Saiyid, Tanduru, Ling, Georges, King Ngomi
Iranian actors
Assistant to Walker
Stage Manager
Cops, voices, audience members

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Act 1, Phase 1, Scene 1. The United Nations General Assembly. Enter
Griffin Hunter.

Hun- Honest members of our United Nations,
Today I depart for San Francisco
To sign the seminal Hunter Accord,
A contract whereupon we have labored
In close diplomacy these past ten years,
That fueld with peace it fumes, all systems go,
Upon the launch pad of its mighty promise.
As you well know, for tho our measure holds
My name, you each are prime in its intent,
The Hunter Accord, when signed, shall ensure
Disarmament and non-proliferation
Of weapons world-wide thru monitored,
Cooperative, incremental actions,
Confirming and negating sovereignty,
That thru this shared empowering surrender,
We may beckon peace back to our planet,
So littered with the refuse of our wars,
Yet now so ripe to wash away the wrath
Beget by this disease of mass destruction
Whereby we burn our house to heat our home.
The Hunter Accord, when signed, shall also form
A noncombatant enforcement brigade
Under the command of my department,
Which may invade, inspect, and confiscate
The weaponry of any member state
Seen to be in breach of our commitment,
For you and I thru trust may tender union,
Yet trust reverts to terror without threat.
Many of you, during our discussions,
Have askt me pointedly: How force peace?
Be it thru restriction or indulgence?
Ought we pursue the costly delicacies
Of freedom or the staples of restraint?
Do we thrive by nations or by nature?
Should all sacrifice to one, one to all,
None to none? Is parity polarity?
What, in essence, is the value of violence?
And while it is my hope that my Accord,
When signed, shall prove to be our best attempt
At loosing these uniquely human knots
Whence long ago our species loopt itself
Into society for safety‟s sake,
I can at least in fullest faith attest:
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Who lives promiscuate shall die deceived,
For in our trust alone is peace conceived.

All exit.

Act 1, Phase 1, Scene 2. San Francisco. Enter Leveret. Enter Boa from
behind.

Boa- Flinch!
Lev- You fuckin retard.
Boa- I am not.
Lev- Then kill the gun in public.
Boa- Kill the public.
Lev- Take your pill.
Boa- What are you, my legal gordian?
Lev- Not.
Boa- Flinch!

Enter Rockwell.

Rock- Ma ismok, my sons?
Both- Vaad Sirat.
Rock- Hug me, Boa. Leveret, do me a favor.
Lev- Anything, Mr. Rockwell.
Rock- Kill Griffin Hunter.
Lev- What?
Rock- Don‟t make a man in pain repeat himself!
Boa- I‟ll kill him yesterday.
Rock- Yesterday‟s too late.
This cowboy christ comes hanklin into town,
Spurs his most righteous steed, Annoying Nag,
Up to my home, and plugs his pacifier
Down the pipeline of my right to deal arms.
Now all the kiddies, just to trick my treat,
Are set to sign his suicide Accord,
Enamored of his candy-coated slogans
How words are bones too strong for sticks and stones,
But razorblades loiter in the nougat.
Global peace? That‟s local liquidation,
The sons a-swingin from the liberty tree!
This planet may be volatile as hell,
But half of hell was unjustly convicted,
So less the right to fight, we all get fried.
Lev- He‟s the Secretary of Disarmament
For the UN. Peace is his profession.
Rock- And conflict is our cash.
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Boa- Like he says.
Lev- But the UN is a colony of ants,
With bosses inside bosses inside bosses,
All humping at the queen of compromise,
So what‟s the point in squashing just one drone?
Rock- This ant invades my picnic.
Boa- Boom! Boom! Boom!
Lev- But we kill people who deserve to die;
Griffin Hunter, he‟s just inconvenient.
Rock- Inconvenience is death personified.
Lev- The pigs will snoop.
Rock- Hey! Pigs love feed, me feed pigs,
Pigs love me.
Boa- It‟s a piggy love tangle.
Rock- Look here, Leveret. I trust we can agree
On any issue clement to debate,
So then, no more debate, and we agree.
Lev- But Griffin Hunter ain‟t the bad guy here.
Rock- So, tell me, Leveret, who is the bad guy?
He who gives the gun that the fight be fair
Or he who takes the gun to win the fight?
That man, that kind of man, that Gripy Whatever,
Seems good, is bad, but we‟re the opposite:
I support every people‟s vital need
For innate primordial sovereignty
In this gruesome, post-historic era
Of biological death recipes.
Does he? Do you? Would the true man of peace
Please stand up and lose his ass?
Boa- Shit get shot!
Lev- But offing figureheads is futile. „Sides,
We sell the very weapons he precludes,
And illicit makes demand, so victory us.
Treaties are bowling pins and homerun hits -
Set to be broke. But if we plug the groom,
His wedding vows will hold, so victory him.
Rock- You fail to see this see-thru Super Dupe
Infracts a blockage in the legal colon.
Look, normally the system takes in bread,
Processing it for solid, timely exit,
And all moves smoothly, til some causy coccus,
Jejunating our financial squama,
Creates a clot of runny, twisted crap
That moves his ideals and crams ours into
Unhormic dead-end diverticula.
Boa- Moronic godsend hyperchondria!
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Rock- We strongly advocate a weak UN,
Give lavishly to keep our shortlist long
In gestures of tenderness torrential,
Yet that undiplomatic diplomat
Seems destructively devoted to himself,
And that is terror!
Boa- It‟s like he loves the guy!
Rock- Do you, Leveret?
Lev- Ah, we had a thing.
Boa- You‟re a cheat!
Rock- Excuse me?
Boa- He‟s a cheat?
Rock- Slander him again and it‟s the muzzle,
Babyman! So, Leveret, describe this thing.
Lev- His real name is Gryphon Huzala,
A Dutch Afro-Asian mutt whose parents
Were servants for the UN caviar crowd,
So Gryphon was a mongrel on the move
Who learnt to loathe the lowness of his life
And want it better, even for the worst.
We met in Hong Kong, near ten years ago,
When I was runnin opies outta Kabul
And he had hit the diplomatic corps.
We hung out, made some contacts contraband,
Then Gryphon did some killin and got caught,
And I, well, like, ya know how I can be,
I took the heat so he could live his life,
For which I hate him now, so off he went,
Changed his name to Hunter, while I served time
In that Malaysian death camp with this freak,
Until you bought me out, and I ain‟t seen
Him since, „cept on the tube with his Accord
Or gettin' hitcht to that froggy actress.
Boa- I told you he‟s a cheat!
Rock- Meet the muzzle!
Lev- I thought you‟d kill me.
Rock- Kill you? Leveret, take my hand.
Lev- Okay.
Rock- You are like a child to me.
Lev- You are like an adult to me.
Rock- We‟re friends. Right?
Lev- Right.
Rock- Wrong.
Show me my friends, I‟ll count my enemies.
Boa- Some of my best friends are enemies.
Rock- Friendship‟s a genetic flaw as fatal
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As birth, a handshake with a phantom hand,
Agreeing to some shareware giveaway
Wherein a debtor‟s bonded to a debtor.
Boa- I hate my friends.
Rock- But you love me. Say it.
Boa- I love you.
Rock- See how sweet that was, Leveret?
Lev- That was sweet.
Rock- You and me and Boa, we‟re not friends;
We‟re al-mumenoon, the true believers,
Partners in one great and holy purpose,
Embracing to preserve our allegiance,
That all-or-something, man-to-plan pivot
Round which the wheel of function spins, and we,
Put to the test by our own tenuous trust,
Share an accord refresht but on returns,
Unlike your common friends, who give to give,
All taken by a nothing they don‟t get.
We are a nucleus whose nascent bond
Cannot be broke but it brings destruction,
Yet in cohesion causes all creation,
Giving of ourselves for ourselves in all.
Are we beautiful? I‟m crying again.
Boa- Quit toying with his afflictions!
Rock- Maybe he doesn‟t love me.
Lev- I love you.
Rock- Then let me tell you, lover, how it goes:
Lie to me again, I shall rise early,
Slip on my favorite swishy suit and sneaks,
Jog to your pad in the crisp morning air,
Savoring the bright Embarcadero,
Then, with my tye-dyed uzi full-a-fun,
I‟ll pepper you like a rare tuna steak,
Garnish you with greens, cuz, hey, I‟m a health nut,
Gobble you up, wash it down with wheat grass,
Then drite your bulk down Boa‟s throat, rejuved
And ready for my day. Cool fool?
Lev- Cool fool.
Rock- So, back to the laughs. Kill Griffin Hunter.
Lev- Vaad Sirat.
Boa- He won‟t do it.
Rock- Khalas, Boa! There‟s the Mission.
Lev- Now?
Rock- The gate of ijtihad is closed.
Boa- Cheat!

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All exit.

Act 1, Phase 1, Scene 3. The garden grounds of the UN Mission. Enter
Griffin and Sophie.

Soph- How can we live this way, always apart?
Hun- Once my Accord is signed, we‟ll settle down.
Soph- In Paris?
Hun- Or New York.
Soph- Or in Paris?
Hun- Wherever you wish, my sweet Sophie.
Soph- But I‟ll be always acting here and there.
Hun- Then here and there, my love, I‟ll follow you.
Soph- Yet you must work.
Hun- I‟ll work from where you play.
Soph- It is important, as I think, to be
In one another‟s presence, to be true?
Hun- There is no other way to be with you.

They exit. Enter Leveret, hiding.

Lev- Griffin Hunter, here, in San Francisco.
Is this a nightmare or a living dream?
Must him I love now meet the life I hate
And dance into the death I circumstance?
Could any cause compel to such a crime?
To save Vaad Sirat, or should I not say,
To save my job? My job? My job‟s a jail,
Tho I‟ve a pretty cushy seafront cell.
To preserve my alliance with Rockwell?
Alliance is not worth its weight in whim:
That flimsy net might catch you once or twice,
But then it snaps, tattered by the pressure,
Snares you and you drop, tangled up in lies.
So then, to keep my life, for I am dead
If I don‟t. Yet what‟s my life without him?
I cannot kill the only man I love
Tho not to kill him I should lose my life.
Some strange new clash is creeping into me,
So, to stay safe, I‟ll steer clear of myself.

He hides.

Soph- Were you then true this horrid time away?
Hun- Were there a part of me you did not know
It would have died ten deaths ago, for you
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Provide the light whence my ambitions grow.
Soph- My lover tells the most alluring lies.
Hun- If your lover lies, his lie is true love,
As of his love he lies to gain his love,
About his love he lies to keep his love,
And with his love he lies to please his love,
So let your lover lie - he lies for love.
Soph- Yet what if out of love my lover lies,
Lying with another love than my love?
Hun- How lie out of a love that I am in?
Soph- Do we not dream outside the dream we‟re in?
Hun- We do, but love‟s a drama, not a dream.
We sleep to dream, yet sleep before love‟s drama,
One sees nothing and wakens to “the end.”
Soph- You fit the French - bon parole, vil dessein.

Enter Trick and Track, dressed as security guards, Shuck and Jive.

Shuck- Welcome to the United Nations San Francisco Mission.
Jive- As of I‟m sure you hold great cognization, our heightenized
state of alertage - we are, I believe, in magenta or rouge -
makes necessitary some extreme security measurables
veezasneez your high profile peace keeper person people
and the safety of the adoriful Misses Griffin, so have I been
ordinized to searchulate your physicals.
Hun- That won‟t be necessitary.
Jive- Yo, Shuck!
Shuck- Yo, Jive?
Jive- What‟s the procedurance with resistulating searchibation?
Shuck- The three I‟s - Incarceration, interrogation, and, if
necessitary, incoercination.
Jive- I recommendify the searchibation.
Hun- Who ordered we be searchified?
Jive- Those parties properly positionized to pass down
searchibation orderance.
Hun- I consider myself a properly positioned party to over-ride
that order, so you may go.
Jive- Do you possess the proper searchibation orderance over-
riding formage?
Hun- Not on me, no.
Jive- Then as you cannot provinate yourself a proper
searchibation orderance over-rider, we will proceeduralize
with the unridden-over searchibation orderance passt down
from the properful searchibation orderance ordering
partyalization. Spread em.
Shuck- Or face the three I‟s.
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Soph- Griffin, c‟est bon d‟accord.
Jive- Much obligified, madam. Standard procedurals, sir. We
regret any sense of invaginating. I‟m sure you‟ll sleep more
soundly knowing every curve and crevace, even of your
most trusted loved-ones, has been thoroughly probicized.
Shuck- Bungo!

Shuck pulls a gun off Griffin.

Jive- Weapons are prohibilogical on UN grounds, sir.
Hun- Yes, I know.
Shuck- You may go.
Sophie- Thank you, guards.
Jive- Our pleasurativity, madam.

Shuck confiscates the gun. Hunter and Sophie exit. Enter Leveret. Shuck
gives him the gun.

Lev- Less fun, more done.
Trick- Dude, I‟m an artist.
Lev- So take your loot, and next time, keep it real.
Track- You rub that wonk, I dibs his spetch.

Exit Trick and Track.

Lev- There he goes, in the flesh, the same cologne
Wafting in his wake, the same grand stature,
The same genteel composure suavely quashing
Insatiably voracious desires.
Time travels down its ugly road, but leaves
Its beauty with him, and with me it leaves
His weapon, which I‟m to use against him,
Gaining innocence thru total evil.
Yet is there not some anger in my heart?
I took his bad rap to save his good name.
I did time for him; he gives me no time.
He is now powerful and famous;
I am now pathetic and enslaved.
So, let me kill him, then, and free myself
From this encagement in the under-smug
I wander just to gloss his reputation.
But no. I am not natural with anger,
Especially with him I love so much
For friending me, once, tho not forever,
And memories alone spare us madness.
Here froths the edge of the filthy pool
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Of my own past, and from it sucking pests -
Love? Guilt? Fear? - flit up and bite at me.
Run, they will follow. Pause, I am eaten.
So, all that‟s left‟s to dive, and so to drown.
To kill myself or kill the man I love?
O, murder is a major life decision.

Enter Sophie and Walker. Leveret hides.

Soph- I do not see why Griffin needs a gun.
Walk- He needs it, Sophie, to protect himself.
Soph- From what?
Walk- From those who hate his policies.
Soph- His policies of peace? Who could hate them?
Walk- The purveyors of war.
Soph- In San Francisco?
Chacun à Paris est un amoureux.
Walker- Death often enters in the form of love.

Enter Griffin.

Hun- How do I look?
Soph- Comme mon amour.
Walk- Well, it‟s nice to finally meet you, Sophie.
Your husband speaks so ceaselessly of you
My job descript of late has mostly been
To get his mind off you and onto work.
Soph- And it is nice to finally meet you, Walker.
My husband speaks so ceaselessly of you
My job descript of late has mostly been
To get his mind off work and onto me.
Hun- My many minds can satisfy you both.
Walk- Enjoy your night.
Soph- We will, unless we‟re shot.
Lev- I cannot do it. Activate Plan B.
Enter the assassin, peacefully.

Leveret enters.

Lev- Ya habibi!

Walker draws.

Walk- Stop or I shoot!
Hun- Walker, drop! This is a UN Mission. You, there. Step to the
light and prove you are not what we think you to be.
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