Table Of ContentThe	Cigarette	Book
The	History	and	Culture	of	Smoking
Chris	Harrald
Fletcher	Watkins
Copyright	©	2010	by	Chris	Harrald	and	Fletcher	Watkins	
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Harrald,	Chris.
The	cigarette	book:	the	history	and	culture	of	smoking	/	Chris	Harrald	and
Fletcher	Watkins.
p.	cm.
9781616080730
1.	Smoking--Social	aspects.	2.	Tobacco--Social	aspects.	3.	Cigarettes.	I.	Watkins,
Fletcher.	II.	Title.
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Table	of	Contents
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Acknowledgements
For	permission	to	use	copyright	material,	grateful	acknowledgement	is	made	to
the	following:	For	material	from	Lucky	Jim	(1954)	by	Kingsley	Amis,	to	Orion
Publishing;	for	extracts	from	her	writing,	to	Beryl	Bainbridge	and	to	Johnson	&
Alcock;	for	extracts	from	her	writing,	to	Lynn	Barber;	for	the	extract	from	My
Last	Breath	(1982)	by	Luis	Buñuel,	published	by	Jonathan	Cape,	to	the	Random
House	Group	Ltd;	for	the	extract	from	Of	Cigarettes,	High	Heels	and	Other
Interesting	Things	 (2008)	 by	 Marcel	 Danesi,	 to	 Palgrave	 Macmillan;	 for	 the
extract	 from	 The	 Woman	 Who	 Walked	 into	 Doors	 (1996)	 by	 Roddy	 Doyle,
published	by	Jonathan	Cape,	to	the	Random	House	Group	Ltd;	for	the	extract
from	The	Philanthropist	(1970)	by	Christopher	Hampton,	to	Faber	and	Faber;
for	‘Be	prepared’,	to	Tom	Lehrer;	for	the	extract	from	Memoirs	of	an	Infantry
Officer	(1930),	to	the	Estate	of	Siegfried	Sassoon;	for	the	extract	from	his	article
on	 journalism	 and	 smoking,	 to	 Ian	 Jack;	 for	 the	 extract	 from	 The	 Singing
Detective	(1986)	by	Dennis	Potter,	to	Faber	and	Faber;	for	extracts	from	The
Butt	(2008)	and	other	cigarette-related	writing,	to	Will	Self;	for	material	from
Kenneth	Tynan:	A	Life	(2003)	by	Dominic	Shellard,	to	Yale	University	Press;	for
‘Smoke!	 Smoke!	 Smoke!	 (That	 Cigarette)’	 and	 ‘So	 round,	 so	 firm,	 so	 fully
packed’	by	Merle	Travis,	to	Warner	Chappell;	for	extracts	from	The	Road	Home
(2007)	by	Rose	Tremain,	to	the	William	Morris	Agency.
Every	 effort	 has	 been	 made	 to	 trace	 or	 contact	 copyright	 holders.	 The
publisher	 will	 be	 pleased	 to	 make	 good	 in	 future	 editions	 or	 reprints	 any
omissions	or	corrections	brought	to	their	attention.
Thanks	also	for	their	help	to	David	Hewson	and	Suzanne	Fisher,	and	to	David
Fabricant	and	Chris	Mullen	for	assistance	with	images.
One	day	the	last	cigarette	on	earth	will	be	smoked.	One	final	puff	will	be	sent
heaven-bound,	 leaving	 a	 lingering,	 evanescent	 smokering.	 Then	 nothing	 but
pure,	clear	space.	The	perfection	of	a	safe	and	rational	universe.
And	the	wise	of	this	world	will	rejoice.
Because	logic	demands	that	mankind	is	rid	of	this	pernicious	poison.
Wasn’t	that	well-known	logician	Adolf	Hitler	the	most	virulent	opponent	of
cigarette	smoking	in	the	last	century?	Logic	also	tells	us	cigarettes	are	bad	for
our	health	…	hence	perhaps	the	diseased	visions	of	Pablo	Picasso	who	smoked
cigarettes	until	his	death	at	the	age	of	ninety-two.
No,	this	is	sophistry.	All	smokers	know	that	cigarettes	are	dangerous.	Each
one	is	a	dance	with	death	–	and	the	defiant	smoker	will	say	that	therein	lies	its
charm.
So	each	puff	is	an	existential	gesture,	an	assertion	of	choice	and	life	in	the
face	of	death.	They	would	mock	the	warning	on	the	packet	that	Smoking	Causes
Fatal	Diseases	with	the	rejoinder	that	life	causes	fatal	diseases.	No,	these	too	are
silly	actuarial	calculations	masquerading	as	philosophy.
The	 truth	 is	 that	 cigarettes	 are	 pleasurable.	 It’s	 a	 strange	 pleasure	 but	 a
pleasure	nonetheless.	There	is	no	other	reason	for	this	devotion	to	the	illogical
absurdity	of	the	cigarette.	Kissed	as	ever	by	the	corrective	of	pain	but	a	pleasure
nonetheless.
A	 pleasure	 in	 the	 choreography	 of	 smoking	 the	 cigarette,	 pleasure	 in	 the
aesthetics	 of	 the	 packaging,	 pleasure	 in	 all	 the	 cultural	 resonances	 of	 the
cigarette	over	the	last	century.	In	novels,	in	art,	in	films,	in	sex,	in	politics,	in
war.	The	ubiquity	of	the	cigarette	is	astounding.
But	soon	it	will	be	no	more.
So	this	book	is	a	simple	valediction,	a	miscellany	of	curios	and	soon-to-be-
lost	facts	before	that	perfect	tube	of	delight	is	plucked	from	the	smiling	face	of
the	earth.
A
Aardvark
The	UK	cigarette	advertising	restrictions	that	came	in	during	the	1970s	drove
advertising	agencies	to	new	heights	of	ingenuity.	In	a	1983	poster,	Winston’s
agency,	J.	Walter	Thompson,	showed	a	surprised	public	an	unusual	piece	of
taxidermy.	The	headline	read:
We’re	not	allowed	to	tell	you	anything	about	Winston	cigarettes,	so
here’s	a	stuffed	aardvark.
The	 same	 campaign	 showed	 a	 Chinese	 cooking	 implement	 forcefully
embedded	in	a	chocolate	cake.	This	time	the	line	was:
We’re	not	allowed	to	tell	you	anything	about	Winston	cigarettes,	so
here’s	a	wok	in	the	Black	Forest.
This	was	advertising	surrealism	fighting	back	against	government	censorship.
For	the	two	triumphant	examples	of	this	See	Benson	&	Hedges	and	Silk	Cut.
Adieux
On	1	January	1971,	at	11.59	p.m.,	on	the	Johnny	Carson	Show	and	the	Merv
Griffin	Show,	the	Marlboro	cowboys	rode	across	TV	screens	and	into	the	sunset,
the	last	cigarette	commercial	to	be	shown	in	the	US.	The	date	had	been	extended
a	day	 to	allow	 the	 television	 networks	one	 last	cash	 windfall	 from	 cigarette
advertising	in	New	Year’s	Day	football	games.
CBS	 and	 ABC	 networks	 said	 the	 ban	 resulted	 in	 a	 50	 per	 cent	 drop	 in
advertising	revenue.	Lost	revenue	is	independently	estimated	at	$220m.	Under
the	Fairness	Doctrine,	anti-smoking	advertising	was	also	removed	from	the	air.
Johnny	Carson	(1925	–	75)	often	had	a	cigarette	in	his	hand	during	early	years
of	the	show.	He	stopped	smoking	on	air	as	the	deleterious	effects	of	smoking
became	 known.	 He	 died	 of	 emphysema,	 following	 a	 massive	 heart	 attack
brought	on	by	his	chain-smoking.
The	last	televised	cigarette	ad	in	the	UK	ran	on	31	July	1965.	It	was	a	60-
second	 commercial	 for	 Rothman	 International.	 The	 televisionadvertising	 ban
came	into	effect	the	following	day,	1	August.	By	the	following	year,	cigarette
consumption	had	surged	to	6	billion	cigarettes.
Tara	Parker-Pope,	Cigarettes:	Anatomy	of	an	Industry,	New	York,	2001
Advertising
Cigarettes	 are	 inseparably	 intertwined	 with	 advertising	 and	 are	 the	 most
spectacular	 proof	 of	 its	 efficacy.	 Across	 the	 world	 cigarette	 companies	 have
made	their	advertising	agencies	rich,	while	the	advertising	agencies	have	made
the	cigarette	companies	even	richer.
It	is	with	the	launch	of	Camel	in	1913,	and	R.	J.	Reynolds’s	singleminded
high-budget	plugging	of	the	brand	that	the	idea	of	an	‘advertising	campaign’	was
born.	The	word	‘campaign’	with	its	implications	of	battles	and	war	was	highly
appropriate	 to	 the	 fierce	 competition	 that	 was	 soon	 to	 consume	 the	 tobacco
companies.
It	could	be	said	that,	however	successful	the	advertising,	much	of	it	amounted
to	no	more	than	hyperbole	and	ingenious	suggestion.	Yet	there	is	a	profound	skill
in	playing	with	words	in	a	way	that	catches	people’s	imaginations.
‘It’s	toasted,’	claimed	Lucky,	to	enormous	effect,	splendidly	ignoring	the	fact
that	 so	 was	 the	 tobacco	 of	 every	 other	 brand.	 George	 J.	 Whelan,	 a	 leading
distributor	of	tobacco	products	in	the	1920s,	and	former	cigarette	manufacturer,
observed:	‘There	is	no	secret	about	cigarette	making.	Anyone	can	analyze	a
Camel	and	manufacture	it.’	But	that	wasn’t	the	point.	‘The	users	would	say	it
was	not	the	same.’	Such	is	the	power	of	advertising.
‘The	public	must	be	given	ideas	as	to	what	it	should	like,	and	it
is	quite	surprising	sometimes	how	the	public	is	sold	on	what
might	look	[.	.	.]	like	the	brainchild	of	a	demented	person	.	.	.	’
An	analyst	writing	in	Advertising	and	Selling	in	1936	observed:
You	know	a	large	part	of	the	public	doesn’t	really	know	what	it
Description:“A truthful and learned treasury of musings on the miracle drug.”—Beryl BainbridgeFrom A is for Aardvark—“We’re not allowed to tell you anything about Winston cigarettes, so here’s a stuffed aardvark”—to Z is for Zippo, the iconic American lighter, The Cigarette Book is the ultimat