Table Of ContentThe Black Lagoon's Grim Reaper REBOOT
by redbird691
Category: Black Lagoon, Naruto
Genre: Adventure
Language: English
Characters: Balalaika, Naruto U., Revy
Pairings: Naruto U./Revy
Status: In-Progress
Published: 2016-04-11 12:15:31
Updated: 2016-04-11 12:15:31
Packaged: 2016-04-27 19:55:28
Rating: M
Chapters: 1
Words: 6,618
Publisher: www.fanfiction.net
Summary: A reboot of my first Lagoon crossover, hopefully better,
Naruto leave the EN and gets roped in with the Lagoon company,
instead of Rock, smart/Naruto, NarutoXRevy. M for violence, and
language, no Lemons, can write them to save my life.
The Black Lagoon's Grim Reaper REBOOT
(If anyone reading this story hasn't read the original version of
this story, if you're interested be my guest and read it if you want
to, it's not too good though, welcome to my story, to those who have
read the original, welcome back and sorry f you liked the original,
after reading it over again I decided it needed a reboot. I didn't
like where it was going and am starting fresh, quick notes about
Naruto, this will be Naruto after the battle against Kaguya, but he
won't have any abilities he got from that battle. He will however be
smarter, and know some air elemental Justus, along with the Hirashin
and some advancements on the technique, as well as a sword style and
special sword, and his childhood is going to be even more tragic,
because I can think of a few things to do with it. I'm going to try
my best to make this a believable Naruto/Revy, though no guaranties
as I'm still trying to figure out how to write romance well, and Revy
is a pretty deep character, so again an attempt. Well that was longer
than I would have liked, so let's get on with the show...fic...what
ever)
Naruto Uzumaki, just couldn't seem to get a break when it comes to
strange situations could he? His plan was simple, sneak out of
Konoha, get to Kiri, get on a boat leaving the veil, and leave his
days in the EN(elemental nations) behind him and live the rest of his
life in what he could only assume was normal. However that was not
the case, as currently reeling from a punch he could have easily
dodged, and had two strange cylinder...things pointed at his face.
"You don't seem to be like the rest of the people on this ship, so
I'll assume you don't have anything to do with them, so keep you head
down and your mouth shut, and everything will be fine blondie." Said
a rather buff, bald black man who wore a green vest, over top a white
wife-beater, pants of a darker green with a strange belt buckle, and
black military boots, as well as a pair of shades covering his
eyes.
"Can we hurry this along Dutch?" Asked a girl next to the now
identified Dutch, she has amber-brown eyes, a slightly tan
complexion, and plum-colored hair in a loose ponytail, with rather
large bangs falling onto her forehead, in spite of her slender
appearance, she sports a slightly muscular build, which she doesn't
conceal in the least. On her right upper arm, Revy has a tribal
tattoo, reaching all the way up to her neck. She wore a pair of black
jungle boots, very short cut-off jeans, and a black crop top that
makes her rather large D-cup breasts more pronounced, leaving her
belly exposed, her pants aren't done up, and instead has a belt
keeping them up. She also sports a pair of brown leather cross-draw
shoulder straps with one of those cylindrical objects in it, she's
also wearing a pair of fingerless black gloves. After years of combat
training Naruto could tell this girl was blood thirsty and looking
for any reason to fight.
Dutch sighs, he raises his device and starts to walk away, "Yare
yare(1)." He says as he approaches the crew of the ship. "Alright, if
any of you people even think of calling for help, just know that out
boat is faster than yours and it has torpedoes that can blow your
ship to pieces, just keep that in mind. If there are no objections,
we'll be on our way." Dutch then put's his device in some kind of
holder, and walks to the side of the ship and walked down a ladder
that lead to a smaller ship.
Naruto could hear what the man had sad, and while he meant every word
he spoke, there was no real threat behind them, telling Naruto that
he didn't really want to shoot the ship. He relaxed for a few seconds
before the girl, Revy if he remembered right, poked the top of his
head with the end of her device. "Hey, you, get up, you're coming
with us." Naruto gave her a look that said, Really? She pulled a
piece on the end near her back and said, slightly more demanding, "I
said get off your fucking ass, unless you want your brain to give
this boat a new coat of red paint!" While his luck was usually
godlike, Naruto didn't feel like pushing it right now, he stood up
and followed the girl to her ship.
(Scene change: Lagoon company boat)
"What the hell were you thinking Revy, why would you bring this guy
on board!?" demanded Dutch, seemingly more than annoyed at his
associate's decision to bring an extra body onto the ship.
"You don't get it Dutch, you don't fucking get it. We're getting paid
20 grand for this job, 20 fucking grand! That disk is worth more than
twice that, we're getting fucking gipped. Based on how this guy's
dressed, he's got to have a lot of money or come from a rich family,
I figure we ask for ransom and get at least 15 grand out of him."
Revy said sitting on a box, leaning back slightly, and crossing her
arms.
Naruto herd what she said and took this time to think of how he was
dressed, and nodded slightly at the confusion. He was wearing his
sage cloak, black t-shirt with the Uzumaki crest on the chest, black
ANBU pants, metal platted blue sandals, his headband was currently in
a hidden pocket inside his cloak, a precaution, just in the off
chance he got caught trying to leave. She probably thought he had
lots of money due to the headband and cloak, as they were pretty
fancy. Naruto decided it would be a better idea to let these two
argue it out rather than say he A) didn't have much money on him, and
B) didn't have a family to call fro ransom. And if they tried to get
ransom out of the Hokage, they would have assassins sent after them
instead of negotiators, who would kill them and take him back to
Konoha. Neither options would make this easily angered girl a happy
camper.
"And who's going to negotiate, you? Who are you going to call? Do you
have a phone number? How about a back account to accept the
transaction? Did you even take 5 minutes to think about what you were
doing?" Dutch asked getting slightly more and more angry with each
question, Revy was too but for different reasons.
Revy then stood up quickly took out one of her devices and aimed the
cylinder part at Naruto and he suddenly learned what the device did
"FINE THEN, WHY DON'T WE JUST KILL HIM HEAR AND NOW!. When Revy
yelled that she pulled a piece her finger was on, ad as she did a
small, fast piece of metal cam flying towards him, due to him combat
experience, fighting people who could naturally move faster than the
speed of sound, he could vaguely see where they were going and moved
out of the way of any that would hit his head. A few seconds later
the metal stopped flying towards him due to the fact that Dutch held
the hand that Revy had the device in over her head, while hos other
are was under her arm pit and around her throat. "Alright Dutch, I
get it."
"Get what?" Dutch asked.
"I'll calm down." Revy replied. Dutch let her go and she rolled her
shoulder and put her device away.
Dutch then approach Naruto, "You don't seem too worried about you
current situation." he said in his usual flat tone.
"It's not the first time I've nearly been killed by a crazy woman."
Naruto answered, a few name that cam to mind were, Kaguya, Tsunade,
and Sakura.
Dutch chuckled at the teen, "Well, you'll have to tell me the story
some time, let's go top side and talk." Naruto nodded and stood up,
stretching his legs that had been crossed for a few minutes. He
followed Dutch topside and joined him as they sat, near the back of
the boat.
Dutch pulled out a carton of cigarettes, he took one and offered one
to Naruto, "No thanks, one of my teaches died to the death stick,
after that I swore I wouldn't do them."
"I can respect that. But please tell me you drink." Dutch said as he
put the carton back into his breast pocket.
Naruto have a quick chuckle, "Where I come from, you can start
drinking at the age of 12. I'm 18, and I've been drinking Sake for
the past 6 years now." Naruto gave Dutch one of his fox like
grins.
Dutch himself chuckled a little, he offered Naruto his fist, which
was soo bumped. He then sighed, "Sorry for getting you dragged into
this, Revy has a tendency to act before she thinks. We'll get into
contact with you're family once we reach shore."
Naruto gave another quick laugh, "You're gonna need séance for that.
I'm an only child, the rest of my family was either killed in a war,
or died shortly after I was born." Naruto couldn't explain it, but
there was something about Dutch that just made it so easy to trust
him. Maybe it was the fact that Naruto couldn't feel any ill intent
towards him from Dutch, or the fact that the man gave this aura of
calmness and understanding.
Dutch stood up and said, "Oh, sorry to hear that. Is there anyone we
can get into contact with to come get you?" Dutch asked.
Naruto fox grinned again, "Actually, if you could just drop me off in
town I'll just take my leave from there."
Dutch nodded, "You got a name kid?" He asked flicking his now dead
cig into the water.
"Naruto, Naruto Uzumaki." Naruto said once again giving one of his
grins.
Dutch nodded and went back below deck, giving Naruto some time to
think about what he was going to do next. "You know, when ever I'm
put into these situations, I always seem to always have some sort of
adventure, maybe my next one starts with these people. I'll ask if I
can tag along for a few days see if anything interesting happens,"
Naruto thought to himself he then got up and walked to the edge of
the boat, and looked out to the sea. "knowing my luck, something
crazy is going to happen a few hours after we hit shore." Naruto
laughed to himself as he watched to sea go by.
Little did they know, there was a small speed boat tailing them from
just far enough away that they wouldn't be detected by radar, "Just
you wait Kyuubi, you will return to the village, and you will be our
greatest weapon." Said a man behind a mask with the picture of a don
on it and grey hair that seemed to defy gravity.
After a few hours of riding the boat pulled up to a dock and everyone
came out of the cabin and made their way off the boat. Dutch turned
to Naruto, "You wanna join us Fox?" He asked before he turned and
walked towards the town.
"Fox? And join you where?" Naruto asked confused.
"For some drinks, and I think he means you." Said a man with blond
hair tied in a loose pony tail. He wore glasses, a Hawaiian shirt,
white khaki's, and white sneakers.
"Count me in." With the mention of drinks Naruto was up and following
the blonde man. As they walked Naruto wondered where the crew had
taken him, it looked like Tanzuka, but with more lights and if it was
run by criminals. The blonde man then turned into a building with a
neon sign that read Yellow Flag.
(Scene Change: Yellow flag)
The place was definitely a bar, but this one was different from the
ones Naruto had been to. It had the typical patrons, gamblers, pimps,
hookers, but the main difference was that it wasn't as well kept as
the ones back in the EN, and every table had at least one of those
devices that Dutch and Revy carried. Also the selections of drinks
were different too, while EN bars only served Sake in saucers, this
place sold drinks Naruto had never heard of. He ordered something
called Beer and upon the first sip, he spat it out onto the floor,
there was barely any alcohol in it and what wasn't alcohol was nasty.
"what's the matter Fox, never had beer before?" Dutch asked.
"No, and this shit is nasty, why do you people drink this?" Naruto
asked, trying to finish the drink, since he was being treated.
"Well maybe it's because i this bar was originally opened by veterans
of the south Vietnam army, they let in AWOL soldiers, so to forget
about the pain of war, they had these drunks to take their minds off
of it." Dutch answered.
Naruto nodded, "Guess there's war no mater where you go," he said
under his breath, "maybe so, but still this places got to have
something better." Naruto said, downing the rest of the drink as
quickly as possible to avoid the taste, and started to scan the rack
of booze for anything that sounded good. Revy heard Naruto say that
had asked Boa, the owner of the bar for a bottle of Bacardi.
While that was happening, two men got into a fight, over a game of
poker. Dutch then got up, "Benny, I've gotta make a call, be right
back."
The now identified Benny gave a "Sure." in response. Naruto took his
eyes off the booze and turned to Benny.
"So what's your story, you don't seem like the guy that would fit in
with the people here." Naruto inquired.
Benny smiled, "I was in college in Florida when I got into some
trouble with the FBI and mafia at the same time. I'd be dead now
if..."
"If yours truly didn't come in and save his ass. There's no point in
telling stories, you're tooo young to be reminiscing, how 'bout the
three of us go shot for shot? We came here to drink, let's talk about
something more interesting kid." Revy pour the Bacardi she got from
Boa into a glass and slid it down the table and into Naruto's
glass.
Naruto looked at the drink that was slid his way and looked at it
confused, he looked back at Revy who was smirking and downing it like
it was nothing. "you've experienced it, beer's no different from
piss, real men drink rum. But if you don't have the balls to keep up
with a woman," Naruto's eyebrow gained a twitch, was she saying what
he thought she was? Revy closed her eyes, not seeing what was going
on with Naruto's face, "I won't hold it against you," yes, yes she
was, Naruto grabbed the cup, "But I might put you in a dress with
some pretty ribbons and take you out for a night of dancing." Revy
cracked and eye and suddenly both shot open as Naruto was standing
and downed the drink as easily as she did.
"Where I come from you start drinking at the age of 12, I've been
drinking Sake for 6 years, this shit doesn't even come close to the
amount of alcohol I usually in take." Naruto slammed his glass on the
bar counter, and smirked a challenging smirk. Revy got in his face
and growled, with Naruto returned.
Revy the turned to Boa and said, "Boa, get us all the Bacardi you've
got!"
While this was going on Dutch was on the phone speaking to a woman,
"Yeah everything's going fine, we just happened to get a little side
tracked, Revy managed to pick us up some extra baggage."
"Oh what kind of Baggage?" Asked the lady on the other
side.
"Nothing too special, a blonde kid named Naruto..." Dutch paused as
the sound of a gasp, and a phone being dropped was heard on the other
side, "Everything alright Balalaika?" Dutch asked.
"Dutch, does this blonde have blue eyes, and whisker like tattoos on
his cheeks?" Balalaika asked, her voice seeming to falter ever so
slightly.
"Yeah, do you know this kid?"
"Yes, now listen very carefully to me Dutch. I want you to take
Naruto with you and bring him to our meeting location, I would like
to speak with him in person. Understood?" Balalaika's voice was now
more commanding.
"OK, you got it," Dutch heard the sounds of a commotion coming from
the direction of the bar, "sounds like Revy started some shit, I've
got to go, before Boa was to weld her ass shut."
"Take care Dutch." The line went dead, and Dutch hung the phone up
and made his way back to the bar.
With Balalaika, after she hung up the phone, she sat back in her
chair, and put her head in her hands. She took a deep breath, to calm
her nerves, and then started to cackle like a mad woman. The then
said, "You fucked up cousin, now he's out of your grasp and is coming
right into mine." Balalaika then took some time to plan how she would
confront Naruto when she met him tomorrow.
Back at the bar, Naruto and Revy were on their 6 glass of Bacardi,
Naruto's cheeks were rosy, while Revy had a more prominent blush. As
they put their cups down to get refilled, Naruto grinned and said,
"You're looking a little pink there Revy, want to call it quits
now?"
Revy growled and glared at Naruto, "Not on your life." Naruto
shrugged and they both took their 7 cup, the crowd cheering loudly at
this.
Naruto put his cup down and was about to make another taunt, when
something he thought he'd never see again hit the front of the bar, a
kunai with an explosive take on it. Naruto's eyes widened and he
pushes Revy backwards and yells, "TAKE COVER!" As he hops over he bar
and covers his head, the tag then explodes, sending small chunks of
metal and wood flying in all directions.
A few more go off, reviling that the one on the bar wasn't the only
one. A voice he recognises is then heard from the other side of the
bar, "Find the Kyuubi and eliminate those he's accomplices, leave no
loose ends!"
"Really, you sent him after me? You're a fucking bitch Tsunade."
Naruto said to himself, he then channels chakra to his index and
middle fingers on his right hand and tough tattoos on his left arm, a
popping sound is head before a katana and 6 tri-pronged kunai are in
Naruto's hands. Naruto lays the Katana and kunai on his lap, makes a
few hand seals, he then puts the kunai in between his fingers and the
katana attracts to his left hip, he stands quickly, seeing that
Tsunade didn't just send him she also sent a squad of ANBU with him.
Naruto the calls, "HIRASHIN NETWORK!" and throws the Kunai to
different parts of the bar. Once all the Kunai are embedded in
something, Naruto puts his left hand on the Katana sheath, his right
on the handle. He preforms the start of a draw and disappears in a
flash of orange lightning.
Revy groans, being shoved backwards then having shit explode around
you, while being slightly drunk is not good for the brain, she shakes
her head, ignoring the quick shot of pain, and looks around, only to
find the mar in shambles, dead bodies littering the floor, and Naruto
no where to be found. She then hears what sounds like a quick zap of
electricity, she turns towards the sound and sees Naruto, now with a
sword in his hands decapitating a guy wearing a white face mask. He
then disappears in a flash of orange electricity and appears a few
feet away from where he first was and stabs under his left arm, his
katana going through another mans chest, only for him to disappear
and reappear again. "What the fuck?" Revy thinks to herself.
She then heard Dutch amongst the chaos, "REVY!?"
"I'm OK!" She replied.
"BENNY?"
"Strangly I'm alive!" He yells as he runs towards the hallway Dutch
is in.
"AND FOX!"
"A LITTLE OCCUPIED AT THE MOMENT!" Was his response, as he blocks a
few kunai with his sword, before he slits the throats of 2 ANBU
agents.
"FOX, you're coming with us, some one wants to meet you, REVY, why
don't you show the assholes why you're called two hands?" Revy
grinned and pulled out her 2 guns.
She gets up and quick shoots two ANBU who are preoccupied with
Naruto. As the sounds of her guns going off and two ANBU dropping got
the attention of the rest of the ANBU, this distraction gave Naruto
enough time to Hirashin and kill a few more ANBU. The duo the
proceeded to take out most of the ninjas, Revy blasting a few of them
with Naruto either capitalizing on distractions or covering Revy's
back. The two were almost immediately in synch it was scary.
Dutch decided to pull the plug on this, "FOX, REVU TIME TO MOVE!"
Naruto quickly teleported to each of his kunai, throwing on near
Dutch, and collecting them, when eh got all of them he landed next to
Revy, grabbed her shoulder and ported them both to where Dutch was,
Revy felt slightly woozy, but Naruto helped her run in the right
direction without hitting anything.
They made their way outside just in time for Benny to arrive with a
car, he rolled down the window and yelled at the group to hustle.
Once they were all in Benny floored it and they took off, not before
Revy popped a grenade and threw it at any ninja's trying to
follow.
At the now decimated bar, Dog was looking at their handy work when
one ANBU came up to him, "Sir the Kyuubi sand his accomplices have
escaped, I'm sorry we failed you." He said and he bowed low.
"It's alright," said Dog with looking at a certain orange covered
book, "We know their chakra signatures, and have a few benefits,
bring me the chopper and we'll follow them in the morning." The other
ANBU gave a yes sir, before he Shun shined away.
Dog the looked up at the sky, "We well get you back Kyuubi, Konoha
will not lose it's greatest weapon."
The next morning aboard the Lagoon Company's boat, the company plus
Naruto were in the cock pit. "So I take it you would all like an
explanation as to why those people were looking for me?" Naruto
asked, already knowing the answer, but asked to break the
tension.
"Yeah, and while you're at it, why don't you explain why you could
teleport around like that, and where that sword came from." Revy
demanded.
Naruto sighed, "OK, first let me ask, how much do you guys know about
The Veil?"
"Only that a lot of strange things happen there, ships go missing,
some make it out but say they visited a strange fantastical world. No
one really knows." answered Benny.
"Well I come from beyond The Veil, and past that large fog bank is a
continent known as the Elemental Nations, it is a continent that is
run by ninja's who can manipulate an energy called chakra to do
extraordinary feats." To demonstrate Naruto created a Rasengan in his
palm, "Chakra has three main uses, Physical enhancement, Jutsu
execution, and sealing. Physical enhancement is just what it sounds
like, by channeling chakra to certain parts of the body, a ninja can
either increase that body parts natural strength, or allow you to
stick to surfaces," again to demonstrate, Naruto jumps, half flips,
and sticks his feet to the ceiling, he then flips back down, "I can
even run on water, maybe I'll show you that later. Now Jutsu's are
slightly different, they require two things, a sufficient amount of
chakra, and hand signs, though there are some exceptions, a ninja
channels chakra to their hands and preforms the hand seals then
releases the chakra to unleash the attack. And finally, sealing,
sealing is when someone with enough knowledge on the subject creates
patterns that do specific things," He roles up his sleeve showing the
containment seal on his arm, "these seals are used to store things,
like for example my sword and kunai. The teleporting around was a
mixture of jutsu and seals. Does that answer all your
questions?"
Benny and Revy nod, while Dutch says, "I'll let you know if I have
any more. Thanks for the info Fox."
Naruto turns to Dutch, "You keep calling me that, why?"
When we were talking the other day, you had a grin like a fox, and
those tattoo's on your face look like fox whiskers, so I decided to
call you Fox, is that OK?" Dutch said.
Naruto thought for a few seconds then shrugged, "Sure, why not." with
that Benny went back to his equipment room and Revy went to the top
deck. Naruto turned to Dutch, "So Dutch, you said that I was coming
with you, what's the reason. It's not my charming personality is it?"
Naruto said with a smirk.
Dutch chuckled, "No, though that does help, our boss Balalaika want's
to talk with you, she made it sound pretty important, and I intend to
not disappoint her."
"Oh, OK, cool." Naruto moved closer to get a better view of the sea,
"I'll say this much, you don't get good view of open water like this
back at the EN, only one place is really close to a large enough body
of water, and it's constantly shrouded in mist. So it's nice to get
good views like this."
"Yeah, the open water is nice, calming, it's a nice bonus to get to
see this while making money." Dutch commented.
"So what exactly are you guys, you don't seem like pirates to me."
Naruto asked.
"We're a delivery company that doesn't mind getting it's hands dirty
if it means putting food on the table. What was you job before you
got on that boat?"
"I was a soldier in my villages ninja military, officially I was one
of the lowest ranking officers, but I was definitely their strongest
fighter. Some of my attacks can literally tear people to
shreds."
"Wow that's pretty impressive Fox, why'd you leave? If you don't mind
me asking."
"I got sick of being treated as a weapon instead of as a human, no
one actually liked me and usually avoided talking to me, but when
ever a powerful enemy came to fight, suddenly I was everyone's best
friend. It got annoying so I left."
"hmn, well let's hope life out here treats you better then it did in
there."
"I hoped so to. I'm gonna go get some fresh air. Talk to you latter
Dutch." Naruto the made his way up the ladder.
Once he opened the hatch, he took a long sniff of the air, enjoying
the smell of the sea. After he stepped out he made his way to one of
the torpedo launchers and ran his hand along the side of it. "Pretty
impressive isn't it?" Came the voice of Revy from the other side of
the boat.
"Yeah, I just wish I knew what thy were." Naruto said.
Revy walked towards Naruto, "They're torpedo launchers," when Naruto
still looked confused Revy elaborated, "a torpedo is a kind of
explosive that can travel underwater and hit ships from below,
causing them to take in a bunch of water and cause them to
sink."
"Oh OK, now would you mind explaining what those things are?" Naruto
pointed to Revy's guns.
"Sure," she pulled on out, "These are called guns, they are machines
that are designed to kill people with these," she pulled back the
slide and released one of her bullets, "This is a bullet, the top
grey part is the slug, with the bottom bronze part is the casing, the
casing has gun powder in it that will explode when this part of the
gun," She points to the hammer, "This this part of the bullet," she
points to the dot on the back of the casing, "and that sends the slug
hurtling through the air faster then the speed of sound." She then
takes out her clip and puts the bullet back in the clip, "This is
called the clip, it hold the bullets and loads them into the chamber
where the hammer can hit the bullet. And that's how a gun
works."
"OK thanks for the information, is there anything you wanted to
know?"
"Yeah, what kind of, what was the word, jetus do you have?"
Naruto chuckled slightly, "The word it Jutsu, and I know the Shadow
clone jutsu, which lets me copy myself by splitting my chakra evenly
amongst as many clones as I make, then there's the Rasengan, which is
this one," he makes a Rasengan, "then there's the Odama Rasengan
which is a bigger Rasengan, and finally there's the Rasenshuriken,
which is bigger then the others and has a shuriken in the middle of
it and is my most destructive jutsu yet. I also have sword jutsus,
based on my fighting style, the slash style which focuses on pouring
chakra into my sword and unleashing attacks, or cutting things
easier. Some of my techniques include the Draco Slicer, which is a
barrage of energy waves coming from my blade, then there's the Draco
Sword-Beam, which is a beam of energy launched from my sword, and my
most powerful sword technique is the Draco Splitter, where depending
on how much energy I put into the blade, I unleash a powerful cut
that can split a mountain in half vertically."
When Naruto finished, Revy felt very thankful that Naruto didn't
decide to use any of those attacks when she told him to come with
her. "Jesus Fucking Christ, and you say these techniques are how
powerful?"
"The Rasenshuriken will rip apart anything in comes in contact with
and I already told you about the Splitter."
"That's fucking awesome, are there any draw backs?"
"Only if I use to many of them at once, I could drain myself of
