Table Of ContentThe Antifa Handbook
Text: Allum Bokhari
@LibertarianBlue
Illustrations: Vey
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Contents
An Introduction to Antifa
IDENTIFYING ANTIFA: THE FOUR CUCKS OF THE
SOYPOCALYPSE
ANTIFA: FACTS & MYSTERIES
HOW TO ANTAGONIZE ANTIFA
SELF-DEFENCE AGAINST ANTIFA
THE RETURN OF POLITICAL VIOLENCE: CLOWN WORLD
OR WEIMAR AMERICA?
An Introduction to Antifa
You’ve seen the headlines. University campuses set on fire. Storefronts
smashed. Pensioners and women punched, kicked, and pepper-sprayed in
the street by masked thugs. This is the work of the violent alt-left, or
“antifa” as they prefer to be known.
“Antifa” is short for “anti-fascist.” Their symbol is a red flag
surrounded by a black circle bearing the words “anti-fascist action.” The
first antifa group to bear the name and the symbol was Antifaschistische
Aktion, a street-fighting group set up in 1930s Germany by the Communist
Party of that country.
Antifa like to cast themselves in the same mould as the Resistance
fighters of the 1930s and Second World War – brave, selfless souls fighting
evil, genocidal Nazis. In reality, they’re a pack of thin-skinned beta males
and obese feminist hamplanets ganging up on women and granddads who
wear MAGA hats. While the real Resistance risked machine guns and
concentration camps, today’s antifa are likely to run to their safe spaces if
they hear a sufficiently loud voice.
The antifa movement of the present day uses the same name and flag as
the anti-fascists of the 1930s. Like their predecessors, the modern-day antifa
movement is still filled with communists and far-left anarchists. Unlike the
1930s movement, they no longer confine their attacks to actual fascists, who
are pretty difficult to find in modern America.
Their targets now include free speech defenders like MILO, academics
like Jordan Peterson, and mainstream politicians like President Trump. Even
fluffy establishment conservatives like Ben Shapiro have been accused of
“fascism” by this chronically deluded group.
No-one on the right is safe. If you support free speech, national
sovereignty, border control, or if you’re just a common Republican, you will
be physically attacked by antifa if you are unfortunate enough to cross their
path. They show up to right-wing events in large, threatening mobs,
typically wielding weapons and wearing black masks.
But they are not as threatening as they seem. Time and again, when
antifa have been confronted with determined resistance, they have turned
and fled. This guidebook explains the different types of antifa, from the
violence addicts of the black bloc to the perpetually, impotently angry
Trigglypuffs. It will recap the highs and lows of the movement, and ask the
important questions.
For example, why do they hate garbage cans so much?
IDENTIFYING ANTIFA: THE FOUR CUCKS OF
THE SOYPOCALYPSE
AIDS Skrillex a.k.a “The Soyboy”
These are the most common and least threatening forms of antifa. If
straight, expect them to be in the company of Alternative Chick (see below),
nervously orbiting her, casting suspicious glances at other men, and
periodically checking if she’s OK. If gay (extremely likely, due to chemicals
in the water and soy in the diet), expect them to be even more passive-
aggressive and shrill than usual. While the Soyboy does not pose a physical
threat, their autistic screeching and tearful outbursts can be incredibly
aggravating. Earplugs are strongly advised.
Physical characteristics: weedy, dangerously malnourished, poor posture.
Black-framed glasses sans lenses, nose piercing, dyed hair. Pasty white skin,
pale from long hours spent masturbating indoors.
Countering the Soyboy: although the Soyboy poses little to no physical
threat, they are extremely annoying. Gay soyboys may be disabled with
Bible verses, particularly Leviticus, which sends them into fits of
uncontrollable rage. Straight soyboys can be disabled by hitting on
Alternative Chick, which yields similar results.
Alternative Chick a.k.a “The Slutwalker”
