Table Of ContentThe Anglo-Irish Murders
The Anglo-Irish Murders
Ruth Dudley Edwards
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Disclaimer: This is a farce, so while I have drawn inspiration from conferences and people on the Anglo-Irish circuit, if anyone thinks
they recognize themselves among my characters, they are in a bad way.
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EDICATION
To Carol, who endures the Irish without complaint, and to John, who doesn’t.
And with thanks to Sean O’Callaghan, who suggested the idea, to Liam Kennedy, who identified
and named the ‘MOPE’syndrome, to Colm and Alva de Barra, Máirín Carter, Nina Clarke, Eoghan
Harris, Gordon and Ken Lee, Kathryn Kennison, Robin Little, James McGuire, John and Una
O’Donoghue and Henry Reid, all of whom helped with information and advice, to Georgina
Hawtrey-Woore, a sensitive and tolerant copy editor and, of course, to her wee boss, the
exquisite, brilliant and ruthless Julia Wisdom.
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ONTENTS
Dedication
Prologue
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
Chapter 19
Chapter 20
Chapter 21
Epilogue
Notes
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ROLOGUE
Amiss put yet another question mark beside yet another name on his long list
and groaned. He picked up the receiver and dialled a Dublin number. ‘Robert
Amiss here. May I speak to Mr McCorley?’
‘’Fraid not, Robert. You’re after missing Roddy. He’s just this minute stepped
out to church.’
‘Will he be long?’
‘You wouldn’t know. It depends on if they’re doing the works.’
‘Sorry?’
‘Loads of priests and communion and all.’
Amiss found it odd that a senior civil servant should absent himself from his
desk in the middle of a weekday morning to pursue his religious duties. But then,
he was finding much that was strange in his new-found incursion into AngloIrish
relations. ‘Ah, I see. He’s gone to mass.’
‘A funeral.’
‘Oh, I’m so sorry.’ Amiss retreated into shambling English embarrassment.
‘How terrible. Was it someone very close?’
‘Oh, not at all. ’Twas only the Minister’s granny. But you know how it is.’
Though Amiss didn’t, he said, ‘I see. Could you put me through then to Mr
McGarrity?’
‘Sure isn’t Joe after going to the same funeral?’
‘Mr Devoy?’
‘Johnny’s gone an’ all. There’s no one in this division this morning only me,
’cause you see what with the Dublin Castle reception last night, they all had to
miss the removal.’
‘The removal?’
‘The removal of the remains.’
‘The remains?’
‘The remains of the Minister’s granny. Do ye not bury people in England?’
‘We do. But clearly we don’t take funerals as seriously as you do. Well then,
in their absence, do you think you could help me, Miss…?’
‘God, you’re terrible formal. I’m Maureen. But I’d say I couldn’t help you.
Amn’t I only the temp?’
Amiss’ other phone rang. ‘Just a moment please, Maureen, till I answer that.’
He leaned over and pressed the speaker button. ‘Hello. Robert Amiss.’
‘We’ll go a couple of days early,’ boomed Baroness Troutbeck. ‘I’ll show you
Ireland.’
‘What are you talking about? I’m up to my eyes as it is. I can’t possibly take
any time off before the conference.’
‘Balls. You’re getting your knickers in a twist over nothing. You should have
it all done by now.’
‘Shut up a minute, Jack. I’m on the other line. Call me back in a few minutes,
will you?’ He winced at the hopeless tone in which he made his plea. This would
hardly impress Maureen.
‘Can’t. Going into a meeting. Anyway someone’s already booking our
tickets.’
‘Jack, the arrangements are very complicated. Not to say sensitive. I can’t
abandon ship.’
She cut in. ‘Never heard anyone make so much fuss about pulling a gaggle of
Paddies together. Read them the riot act and tell them to get a grip. Like we
should have done years ago.’
The phone went dead. Amiss returned to Maureen.
‘I heard,’ she said. ‘Tactful, isn’t he, whoever he is. Didn’t think anyone
called us Paddies any more. Who is he anyway?’
‘She,’ said Amiss grimly, ‘is for the present moment my boss. Her name is
Baroness Troutbeck. She is the key player in a conference intended to resolve
some of the sensitive cultural issues in AngloIrish relations.’
There was a brief pause at the other end of the line. ‘Well, shite and onions,’
giggled Maureen. ‘That should make for great gas.’
