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Much Ado About Nothing
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M A A
uch do bout
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othiNg
A PLAY IN ONE ACT ADAPTED BY
John Minigan
FROM THE ORIGINAL BY
William Shakespeare
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Much Ado About Nothing
Adaptation and Notes Copyright © 2004 John Minigan
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Characters
MALE
DON PEDRO: A Prince from Aragon. Benedick and Claudio’s
commanding officer.
DON JOHN: Don Pedro’s bastard brother.
BENEDICK: A soldier. In a relationship with Beatrice.
CLAUDIO: A soldier. In a relationship with Hero.
* FRIAR FRANCIS
FEMALE
BEATRICE: Leonato’s/Leonata’s niece. In a relationship with Benedick.
HERO: Leonato’s/Leonata’s daughter. In a relationship with Claudio.
MARGARET: Gentlewoman to Hero.
URSULA: Gentlewoman to Hero.
EITHER MALE OR FEMALE
LEONATO/LEONATA: Governor of Messina. Hero’s father/mother and Beatrice’s
uncle/aunt.
BORACHIO/BORACHIA: Follower of Don John.
CONRADE/CONSTANZA: Follower of Don John.
DOGBERRY: A constable.
VERGES: A police recruit.
* MESSENGER: A messenger.
* SEXTON: Interrogator.
*One performer can play the roles of FRIAR FRANCIS, MESSENGER and SEXTON.
A NOTE ON CROSS-GENDER CASTING
Replacement dialogue for female casting of BORACHIA or LEONATA is included
throughout the script, denoted by .
If LEONATO becomes LEONATA, change all titled references from “Signior” to
“Signiora” and “Master” to “Mistress.”
Female casting of CONRADE, DOGBERRY, VERGES or SEXTON requireschanging
only the personal pronouns referring to them and, in the case of CONRADE, the
name. It is also possible to cast DON JOHN as DONNA GIANNA and replace
references to “brother” and “bastard” to “sister.”
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Much Ado About Nothing is set in Messina, in Sicily, after a
war, on land owned by Messina’s governor, Leonato. As the
war ends, Don Pedro, a military commander from the Spanish
region of Aragon, brings some of his troops, including Benedick
and Claudio, to visit his old friend the governor. He has also
brought his illegitimate brother Don John. Although the war
has been left behind, there are still battles of wit to be fought
SCENE 1. Messina. Before Leonato’s house. between Benedick and Leonato’s niece, Beatrice, and a more
sinister battle between Don Pedro and Don John, who resents
Enter LEONATO, HERO, BEATRICE, followed by a his brother’s admiration for Claudio.
MESSENGER from DON PEDRO. The MESSENGER
gives LEONATO a letter. What is Leonato’s feeling about the letter? Is it good news?
Did he know before this that his friend had survived the war?
LEONATO: I learn in this letter that Don Pedro of Aragon comes this night
to Messina. Don Pedro hath bestowed much honour on a young
Florentine called Claudio. Florentine: Claudio is from Florence, a town on the Italian
mainland.
MESSENGER: Much deserved.

BEATRICE: I pray you, is Signior Mountanto returned from the wars or Signior Mountanto: Beatrice insults Benedick. A
“mountanto” is a thrust in fencing.
no?
Beatrice’s first words in the play are about whether Benedick
LEONATO: What is he, niece? has survived the war. How doe she feel about him? Has she
been worried about him when he was at war, even though she
HERO: My cousin means Signior Benedick. begins the play with an insulting comment about him?

MESSENGER: O, he's returned. And stuffed with all honourable virtues.

BEATRICE: It is so, indeed; he is no less than a stuffed man. a stuffed man: a mannequin

LEONATO: [to the MESSENGER] You must not mistake my niece. There is

a kind of merry war betwixt Signior Benedick and her.
betwixt: between
BEATRICE: Alas, he gets nothing by that! he gets nothing by that: Benedick never beats me in our
battles of wit
MESSENGER: I see, lady, that the gentleman is not in your books. the gentleman is not in your books: you don’t like him

BEATRICE: No. An he were, I would burn my study. But, I pray you, who an: if study: a place to keep books
is his companion?

MESSENGER: The right noble Claudio.

BEATRICE: O Lord, he will hang upon him like a disease. God help the noble
Claudio if he have caught the Benedick. caught the Benedick: another insult; Beatrice implies that
“benedick” is a disease Claudio suffers with
Enter DON PEDRO, CLAUDIO, BENEDICK, and DON

JOHN.

DON PEDRO: Good Signior Leonato, are you come to meet your trouble? your trouble: Don Pedro jokes that his visits cause Leonato
nothing but trouble.
LEONATO: Never came trouble to my house in the likeness of your Grace.

DON PEDRO: I think this is your daughter. [F]

LEONATO: Her mother hath told me so. Her mother hath told me so: Leonato jokes that he can’t
know if Hero is his daughter; he has to accept his wife’s word
BENEDICK: Were you in doubt, sir, that you asked her? that she was legitimate.

F
If Leonata is female, substitute three lines as follows:

DON PEDRO: The lady mothers herself.

LEONATO: [line cut]
BENEDICK: She would not have Leonata’s head on her shoulders for all Messina.
JOHN MINIGAN 3
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BEATRICE: I wonder that you will be talking, Signior Benedick; nobody
nobody marks you: nobody is listening to your jokes
marks you.

Lady Disdain: Benedick insults Beatrice, calling her disdain BENEDICK: What, my dear Lady Disdain! Are you yet living?
personified
yet: still BEATRICE: Is it possible Disdain should die while she hath such food to
feed it as Signior Benedick?

BENEDICK: It is certain I am loved of all ladies, only you excepted; and
What is their history? Are they older than Claudio and Hero?
As old as Don Pedro or Leonato? truly I love none.
Who wins this first battle? Do the other characters overhear
BEATRICE: A dear happiness to women! I had rather hear my dog bark at a
it? What is their reaction if they do? Who roots for Benedick,
who for Beatrice? If they don’t overhear, what occupies them crow than a man swear he loves me.
during the exchange?
BENEDICK: God keep your ladyship still in that mind, so some gentleman or

other shall scape a scratched face.
scape: escape
an ‘twere: if it were BEATRICE: Scratching could not make it worse an 'twere such a face as
Benedick implies that Beatrice would claw at any man in a yours.
relationship with her.
continuer: a horse with stamina (also a dirty joke, since BENEDICK: I would my horse had the speed of your tongue, and so good a
“horse” is similar to a word for prostitute) continuer. I have done.
I have done: I’m finished insulting you.
BEATRICE: You always end with a jade's trick. I know you of old.
a jade’s trick: a jade is 1) an old horse, likely to drop out of a
race and 2) a prostitute, hinting that Benedick is only
LEONATO: [to DON JOHN] Let me bid you welcome, my lord; being
successful with prostitutes
reconciled to the Prince your brother, I owe you all duty.
I know you of old: this is the first indication that Benedick
and Beatrice have known each other a long time
DON JOHN: I am not of many words, but I thank you.
I am not of many words: Don John claims he does not speak
as much or as well as the others LEONATO: Please it your Grace lead on?
Is this proven true or false later? Is it a comment on the
conversation of Benedick and Beatrice? DON PEDRO: We will go together.
The word “nothing” in the title of the play would have
Exit all but BENEDICK and CLAUDIO.
originally been pronounced like “noting,” meaning that this
play is centered around what and whom the characters note or
CLAUDIO: Benedick, didst thou note the daughter of Signior Leonato?
notice.
note: notice. BENEDICK: I noted her not, but I looked on her.
I noted her not, but I looked on her: I saw her, but I didn’t
pay much attention to her. CLAUDIO: Is she not a modest young lady? I pray thee, speak in sober
Is he honest or is he teasing his friend Claudio?
judgment.
speak in sober judgment: Claudio knows Benedick is likely
to joke rather than speak honestly. BENEDICK: Why, i' faith, methinks she's too low for a high praise, too
low: socially inferior brown for a fair praise, and too little for a great praise. Only
brown: dark-haired fair: light little: short this commendation I can afford her, that were she other than
Benedick admits only that Hero is not ugly. she is, she were unhandsome, and being no other but as she is,
I do not like her.

CLAUDIO: In my eye, she is the sweetest lady that ever I looked on.

BENEDICK: I can see without spectacles, and I see no such matter. I hope
you have no intent to turn husband, have you?

CLAUDIO: If Hero would be my wife.

threescore: sixty years old. BENEDICK: Shall I never see a bachelor of threescore again? Look! Don
Benedick, a confirmed bachelor, expresses anger that Claudio Pedro is returned to seek you.
suddenly wants to marry Hero.
Enter DON PEDRO.
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DON PEDRO: What secret hath held you here, that you followed not to
Leonato's?

BENEDICK: He is in love. With who? Mark you how short his answer is —

with Hero, Leonato's short daughter.

DON PEDRO: The lady is very well worthy.

CLAUDIO: You speak this to fetch me in, my lord.
fetch me in: trick me
Claudio is worried that Don Pedro is just trying to trick him so
DON PEDRO: I speak my thought.
that, like Benedick, he can tease him for being in love with
Hero.
CLAUDIO: That I love her, I feel.
I speak my thought: I am not trying to trick you
DON PEDRO: That she is worthy, I know.

BENEDICK: That I neither feel how she should be loved nor know how she

should be worthy, is the opinion that fire cannot melt out of
Benedick claims he would rather burn at the stake than agree
me. That a woman conceived me, I thank her; that she brought
with Claudio and Pedro in praising Hero’s worth as a possible
me up, I likewise give her most humble thanks. But all women wife for Claudio.
shall pardon me. I will live a bachelor.

DON PEDRO: I shall see thee, ere I die, look pale with love. ere: before
This is the first hint of Don Pedro’s upcoming plan to trick
BENEDICK: If I do, hang me in a bottle like a cat and shoot at me. And so I Benedick into falling in love with Beatrice.
leave you. bottle: basket (Cats were sometimes suspended in baskets as
archery targets)
Exit BENEDICK.

DON PEDRO: If thou dost love fair Hero, What is Benedick’s mood when he leaves? How do Claudio and
Don Pedro react to his sudden exit?
I will fit thee with the remedy.
Don Pedro pledges to help Claudio get Hero’s love.
I know we shall have reveling tonight.
reveling: a party
I will assume thy part in some disguise
assume thy part: pretend to be you
And tell fair Hero I am Claudio,
Don Pedro, disguised as Claudio, will win Hero’s love and also
And in her bosom I'll unclasp my heart;
get Leonato’s permission for the marriage.
Then after to her father will I break,
For the first time in the play, a character speaks in verse
And the conclusion is, she shall be thine. (poetry) instead of prose. This is usually a sign that the
emotional state of the character has changed. Is Don Pedro
In practice let us put it presently.
more serious? How does Claudio respond to his friend’s plan?
Exit DON PEDRO and CLAUDIO.
What is the mood of this scene? How will the actions of the

characters indicate their bitterness or foreshadow the cruelty
of the plan they will later develop? What is the cause of the

bitterness between Don John and Don Pedro? Is it because of
Don John’s illegitimacy and, therefore, his inability to inherit

the princely title that goes to Don Pedro? Did they fight
together in the war or on opposite sides? Is Don John’s
SCENE 2. Don John’s rooms.
greatest concern that Claudio has become more of a brother to
Don Pedro than he himself is?
DON JOHN, and CONRADE

CONRADE: What the good-year, my lord! Why are you thus out of
what the good-year: a mild curse
measure sad? out of measure sad: sadder than you should be given your
circumstances
DON JOHN: There is no measure in the occasion that breeds; therefore the
breeds: causes the sadness
sadness is without limit.

CONRADE: You should hear reason.

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DON JOHN: I must be sad when I have cause.

ta'en you newly into his grace: welcomed you and forgiven CONRADE: But your brother hath ta'en you newly into his grace.
you
DON JOHN: I had rather be a canker in a hedge than a rose in his grace. In
canker: thorn; also a spreading sore in plants
the meantime, seek not to alter me.

Enter BORACHIO.
Borachio is a Spanish word for drunkard. Borachio is often
played in various stages of inebriation. What news, Borachio?

BORACHIO: I can give you intelligence of an intended marriage.

DON JOHN: Will it serve for any model to build mischief on?

BORACHIO: It is your brother's right hand.
right hand: his “right hand man,” Claudio
DON JOHN: Claudio?

BORACHIO: Even he.

Which way looks he: Whom does he want to marry? DON JOHN: Which way looks he?

BORACHIO: Hero, the daughter of Leonato.

start-up: upstart DON JOHN: That young start-up hath all the glory of my overthrow. If I
cross: harm, foil, double-cross can cross him any way, I bless myself every way. You will
Don John puns on the word “cross” (meaning to make assist me?
the sign of the cross) by saying that crossing Claudio
will be a blessing. CONRADE: To the death, my lord.

prove: find out DON JOHN: Shall we go prove what's to be done?

BORACHIO: We'll wait upon your lordship.

Exit DON JOHN, CONRADE, and BORACHIO.
How will you convey the spirit of this party? The characters
SCENE 3. Leonato’s Garden.
are masked (DON PEDRO will pretend to be CLAUDIO when he
speaks to HERO), and the focus of the scene will shift from
Enter LEONATO, HERO and BEATRICE.
person to person or group to group fairly quickly. What style of
music and movement will work best for the atmosphere and
LEONATO: [to HERO] Well, daughter, I trust you will be ruled by your
the shifting of focus required?
father.

BEATRICE: It is my cousin's duty to say, "Father, as it please you." But let
Beatrice hopes that Hero will speak up for herself at this him be a handsome fellow, or else say, "Father, as it please
party, and not agree to any romantic arrangements just
me."
because Leonato likes them.
LEONATO: [to BEATRICE] Well, niece, I hope to see you one day fitted
with a husband.

metal: material BEATRICE: Not till God make men of some other metal than earth. Would
it not grieve a woman to be overmastered with a piece of
Beatrice is as determined to remain single as Benedick was in valiant dust? No, uncle, I'll none. [F]
the first scene.
LEONATO: The revelers are entering. Make good room.

Enter DON PEDRO, CLAUDIO and BENEDICK, all

masked, with BORACHIO and DON JOHN.
Where should Don John and Borachio be in order to observe
the action but not be suspected? If they are also masked, how
will your audience know who is who? FSubstitute “aunt” if Leonata is a woman
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DON PEDRO: [to HERO] Lady, will you walk about with me in your company?

HERO: I may say so when I please.

DON PEDRO: And when please you to say so?

HERO: When I like your favour, for God defend the lute should be favour: face
God defend the lute should be like the case: I hope your
like the case.
face is not as ugly as the mask that covers it
DON PEDRO: Speak low if you speak love. low: quietly

They move aside.

BEATRICE: [to BENEDICK] Will you not tell me who told you I was
I had my wit out of the "Hundred Merry Tales": none of
disdainful, and that I had my wit out of the "Hundred Merry
my jokes are original, but all taken from a popular book of
Tales"? Well, this was Signior Benedick that said so.
humour.
BENEDICK: What's he?

BEATRICE: Why, he is the Prince's jester, a very dull fool. He'll but break
Prince’s jester: fool employed by Don Pedro.
a comparison or two on me; which (not being laughed at)
break a comparison: crack an insulting joke
strikes him into melancholy, and then the fool will eat no
supper that night.

Music plays.

We must follow the leaders. leaders: leaders in the dance that has started

BENEDICK: In every good thing.

BEATRICE: Nay, if they lead to any ill, I will leave them at the next turning. Although Benedick thinks he is cleverly disguised, Beatrice
knows it is he and insults him freely; she knows he can’t
Exit BEATRICE. Enter DON PEDRO, HERO and
respond without revealing his true identity.
LEONATO.

DON PEDRO: The Lady Beatrice hath a quarrel to you.

BENEDICK: O, she misused me past the endurance of a block! She told misused: insulted, abused
not thinking I had been myself: although Beatrice knew it
me, not thinking I had been myself, that I was the Prince's
was Benedick, he has not figured that out
jester, that I was dull; I stood like a man at a mark, with a
at a mark: in front of a target
whole army shooting at me. She speaks poinards, and every poinards: arrows
word stabs. If her breath were as terrible as her terminations, terminations: terms, words
there were no living near her; she would infect to the North
Star.

Enter CLAUDIO and BEATRICE.

DON PEDRO: Look, here she comes.

BENEDICK: Will your Grace command me any service to the world's end? I
will fetch you a toothpicker now from the furthest inch of toothpicker: toothpick
Asia rather than hold three word's conference with this harpy. harpy: a mythical monster with the face of a woman but the
claws of a bird of prey
You have no employment for me?

DON PEDRO: None.
Is Don Pedro enjoying this? How do the other characters react
BENEDICK: O God, sir, here's a dish I love not! I cannot endure my Lady
to Benedick’s frustration at being insulted and outwitted by
Tongue. Beatrice?

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