March 2004 Song of Spring Fashion Show

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by  Paul Saulnier

March 2004
Song of Spring Fashion
by: Danika Smit
Ladies and Gentlemen(cid:133)it will not be Show
long until a story of murder, greed, corrup-
tion, violence, exploitation, adultery and
by: Vanessa MacKinnon
treachery unleashes itself in Saint John
High School. Sound intriguing? Well all of At first it was a rumour whispered in
these nasty little fascinations we hold near the halls by a selected few, however, now
and dear to our hearts will soon be unveil- the hounds have become curious and the
ing themselves in our very own Dennis people demand confirmation. Well here you
Knibb auditorium. have it(cid:151)the rumours are true, the big day
The annual musical for 2004 was cho- is coming; Saint John High School is hav-
sen to be the ever sexy, ever vivacious ing a fashion show on April 23rd! Now brace
Chicago, and although there has been con- yourself, I know it(cid:146)s exciting!
troversy surrounding the production and When I first heard of this amazing
its sexy demeanor, many students are over- event I knew I had to get to the bottom of it.
joyed and excited to be strutting the stage It turns out that the show has been organ-
in something so (cid:145)daring(cid:146). ized by twelfth grade Saireena Memon, who
The initial reaction from many students decided to throw this event to raise money
was shock. Brad Feicht, who plays Billy for the student council, grad class and
Flynn had (cid:147)heard some speculation...but charity.
over all [he] was stunned to [be] doing some- She contacted dozens of stores all over
thing released on video so recently, and the city. Finally, Ms.Memon was able to re-
which was also so racey(cid:148). cruit popular retailers- including Le Ch(cid:226)teau,
Chicago, set in the 1920(cid:146)s when jazz is Suzy Shier, Garage Clothing, American Ea-
roaring hot and cold blood killers are on the gle and many others- who were interested
loose, shoots its spotlight in the direction in the idea. She and the store managers de-
of the merry murderesses of the Cook cided that each of the stores would submit
County jail and their struggles to make the outfits to be modeled by various students-
newspaper headlines, and essentially be- male and female- from Saint John High. In
come famous. addition to the modeling, local bands and
various artists will perform to make an en-
Andrew Black, who is partially respon-
joyable evening.
sible for the technical aspect of the show, is
excited to (cid:147)show everybody what we can Also Saireena Memon says that she
do(cid:148) or to possibly (cid:147)give them a better show will submit her own original line of clothing
than last year(cid:148). Although he knows it will into the show. Proposing this idea to the
be hard work, Black is ready and willing to school, going all over Saint John, phoning
try to represent SJHS at its best and end his stores for submissions and still having time
high school career with a boom. to make her own line of unique original
clothing makes Ms. Memon a force to be
Another Black is bursting with enthu-
reckoned with! This girl proves that any-
siasm for the show to start, except she is
thing can be done as long as you are will-
not a he. Sarah Black has been a choreogra-
ing to put your mind to it.
pher for the musical for the past four years
and is very happy that (cid:147)this is a musical The show will take place in the Dennis
which actually has a lot of dance numbers R. Knibb auditorium and the time will be
to show off(cid:148). announced closer to the date. So there you
have it. The rumours have been confirmed
Overall, the desire to make Chicago the
and now you too are in the loop about the
mysterious, sexy, ever-spectacular musical
event we like to call- The SJHS 2004 Fash-
it deserves to be leaves participants opti-
ion Show.
mistic and excited for the show to begin.
The upbeat tempo and daring attitude will
be sure to leave audiences talking (cid:147)and
ITALY TRIP: SJHS STYLE
that(cid:146)s [always] good, isn(cid:146)t it?(cid:148) by: Nathan Rogers
St Mark(cid:146)s Basilica, the bell tower, and the pigeons were all part of St Mark(cid:146)s square, a
meeting point for the students.
We were fortunate enough to take a gondola ride, which was a very relaxing, and
enjoyable experience. From the gondola, the Rialto could be viewed. On the beach in
Venice, a number of students played hide and go seek where they, according to Will Orford,
managed not to (cid:147)get mugged, shot and/or raped(cid:148).
Upon arriving in Florence, (cid:147)David(cid:148) and many churches were seen. It proved to be a
great place to shop. Big spenders included Maddy Reardon and Vanessa Currie. The
group also made an excursion to Pisa, where they of course saw the (cid:147)Leaning Tower of
Pisa(cid:148) and the baptistery. The Chinese name writers in Florence followed and harassed us
throughout our first day there. We also went clubbing, which was an experience in itself. In
the alleyway just before the club, many Italian men tried to stop the girls in our group, one
even shoved Jed Cabilete out of the way to get to Mariel Hunter. They hooted and hollered
as the group walked by. Everyone had tons fun throughout the evening. However, the
highlight of the night was when Jed defeated all challengers and was king of the Italian
dance floor for a night.
In Assisi, we walked through St Francis(cid:146)s cathedral with a monk. Also, Jed got his left
Wow! That(cid:146)s all anyone can say when asked about the Italy trip. It was the voyage of arm and book bag hit by a car, a Mercedes Benz no less. Assisi provided some incredible
a lifetime, guaranteed. Verona, Venice, Florence, Pisa, Pompeii, and Rome were all visited. panoramic views of its city and mountains.
We lucked out with an excellent tour guide named Gina and her companion, the bus driver, Rome had by far the most interesting structural and historical attractions. The stu-
Alfonso, or (cid:147)Fonzie(cid:148) as most of us called him. dents got to visit the Vatican, Parthenon, Forum, (cid:145)Circus Maximus(cid:146), and the best part of it
During our time in Verona, Juliet(cid:146)s balcony and statue were visited. Many people all, the Coliseum. Rome also included a night tour, and an excursion to Pompeii.
touched her left breast, which is said to make them (cid:145)lucky in love(cid:146) so to speak. Many people had comments on the trip, such as Amy Hunter who said (cid:147) This trip was
In Venice, the group got to see Doges Palace, which contained (cid:147)The Bridge of Sighs(cid:148). the best time ever! You cannot go there without trying the gelatos (Italian ice cream)!
The myth behind this bridge is that prisoners crossed it before their execution and sighed. Whoever did not go missed a trip of a lifetime! Ciao! (bye).
2 NEWS
The Application Rush
School Lunch Hours
by: Brittany Auvinen
by: David Wilkes
Complain, Complain, Complain; that(cid:146)s all teens seem to do some times. Well
here is something else. Our lunch hours are too short(cid:133)actually they are not even an
hour.
Many students feel that if it is going to be called (cid:147)lunch hour(cid:148) then it should be
at least an hour long. Jeff Walsh said (cid:147)I think that our lunch hours are ok, but they
really should be at least an hour.(cid:148) Bruce Dryer said (cid:147)I think that our lunch hours
should be an hour, or maybe even more.(cid:148)
A lot of kids like to go out with their pals to lunch and most going out will
venture to Brunswick Square. The walk from the school alone takes about 10-12
minutes. Going both ways adds up to about 20-24 minutes which only leaves half an
hour tops to eat and relax. The extra 10 or 15 minutes that the school could add to the
lunch hours could come off of all those long breaks we have between classes. Take
2 minutes off each break and add that on to the lunch hour; that(cid:146)s 10 minutes right
there. Rob Richard says, (cid:147)Our lunch hours are outrageously short(cid:148). Or our morn-
ings could be extended by another 10 minutes and same with our afternoons and
then we could have an extra 20 minutes to play with for lunch. Some teachers and
students use their lunch hours to run important errands.
A longer lunch would benefit just about everyone. The only thing that a longer
lunch hour would do on the negative side is lengthen the school day a bit maybe.
The time has come. Students are in a rush. University application deadlines are near-
ing. Students are frantically filling out their transcript request forms in hopes that they will
get accepted into their university of choice. Nervousness and anticipation set the mood.
No worries though. The admission average standards of Ontario University students
are back to usual, despite last year(cid:146)s double cohort graduating class that limited the amount
of availability. For instance, Queen(cid:146)s University in Kingston, Ontario, held their minimum
admission average for a BBA at 88% but it is expected to be 2% lower this year.
The application process is easier than ever with online applications and UNB(cid:146)s (cid:145)on the
spot admissions(cid:146). The online method allows the prospective student to view their applica-
tion status at any time, to find out whether or not they have been accepted. UNB(cid:146)s (cid:145)on the
spot admissions(cid:146) requires an interview and transcript. The student immediately finds out
whether or not they were accepted.
Fall 2004 deadlines range anywhere from February 20th, for Ontario schools, March
across Canada, and May, for most specialized programs. The most popular deadline for
graduating SJHS students is March 1st for UNBSJ/UNBF.
The university experience is an exciting experience, opening a window of opportuni-
ties. When SJHS student Brianna Starkey, was asked why she was looking forward to
university, she stated, (cid:147) It(cid:146)s such a different atmosphere than high school, and you can
concentrate on subjects that interest you.(cid:148) The twelve years are nearly at an end. It is time
for change.
Instant Admissions
by: Nicole Nadeau
On February fifth and sixth, the University of New Brunswick Saint John came to Saint
John High School looking for qualified students to accept into the local university.
Many grade twelve students anxiously awaited their appointment with the University.
Within minutes they would know what their future held. Would they be accepted to the
university? Would they have to apply somewhere else in hopes of getting accepted? Or
would they have to try again in another year? This is what many students were forced to
ask themselves the night before.
While it is a very convenient and innovative way of applying to university, some
students would just prefer to send an application in the mail and receive a letter back in a
few weeks. (cid:147) It took away the whole experience of
applying to university,(cid:148) said grade twelve student
Erin Brewing.
Most students, however, liked the idea of (cid:147)in-
stant admissions(cid:148). Shawn Ekstrom said (cid:147)I thought
it was reassuring because you knew right then
and you didn(cid:146)t have to wait for a letter in the mail.(cid:148)
With on site registration, they tell you in minutes
whether or not you are accepted into the program
of your choice and you receive an acceptance let-
ter within days.
On site registrations take away some of the stress of having to wait for a letter in the
mail. (cid:147)I thought it was a good idea and it takes a lot of the stress away,(cid:148) said Sasha Lawlor.
Students sometimes have to wait one or two months before they receive a letter, which
makes it hard to plan ahead.
The University of New Brunswick is one of only a few universities in Canada provid-
ing this quick and easy alternative to traditional methods of applying to university.
Vitalis Saint John High School March 2004
NEWS
3
The JA Experience E-Learning at SJHS
by: Brittany Auvinen by: Paul Saulnier
You hear the buzzwords thrown around
Every Tuesday night, several high ters, who provide a great deal of inspiration casually every now and then. You see the
school students from the greater Saint John for today(cid:146)s youth. distance education students sitting in their
area gather at Holy Trinity School. These On top of the advantages of meeting own little room next to media centre, quietly
students are a highly motivated, talented fascinating people, there are scholarship typing away. It has even brought a large
group, looking for experience in the busi- benefits. For those involved in the company influx of Dutch students to the Saint John
ness field. Experience is certainly what they program, there are several essay formated High School Forums, much to the bewilder-
get! scholarships. Just write five hundred words, ment of many users. It(cid:146)s called e-Learning,
The many students are divided up into and ta-da, you(cid:146)re a thousand dollars richer! and it involves the use of modern technol-
several groups, each forming a company. The time it takes to write the essay is well ogy to enhance the learning process.
The President and executives are then worth the rewards. And, you can even use Dozens of students at SJHS have al-
elected by secret ballot. Once the leader- that scholarship to your benefit by putting Tara Jennings writes online test. ready been involved in taking a course
ship of the company is selected, the achiev- it on your resume, which will earn you some online for distance learning, myself in-
ers decide on a product. Products range from major brownie points. cluded. Instead of being in a regular classroom and listening to a teacher, students log
T-shirts, popcorn spices, to relaxation packs. This May, the annual Future(cid:146)s Unlim- onto a computer, and follow their course material online. All tests and assignments are
The variety is bound to meet the interests ited Banquet will be held to give recogni- completed online, and sent to the instructor via email. A chat room is provided for students
of just about everyone! tion to the Junior Achievers and compa- when they need assistance from their teacher. Best of all, students typically get to work at
This past October, twelve representa- nies who have suceeded in their roles. Rep- their own pace.
tives were selected to attend the JA Busi- resentatives from companies in the Saint (cid:147)I learn better on my own because I often find it hard to concentrate in the classroom,
ness Hall of Fame, at the Moncton John Area will present awards of where I do not have option to work at my own pace,(cid:148) says Will Orford, a grade 11 student
Colliseum. These twelve students were distinction. The Gala will take place at the currently taking IT 110 through distance learning.
given excellent opportunities to mingle with Delta, where dinner will be served. If it is
Technology can also be used to allow classes in different countries work together.
some big names in the business world. Peo- anything like last year(cid:146)s event, it is sure to
Last year, Mr. Sullivan(cid:146)s class worked with another class at Alfrink College in the Nether-
ple such as the CEO of Loblaws, Richard be a success.
lands as part of the TwinSchools project. Each student worked with a student in the other
Currie, the high power name in the Grocery With JA,everyone is welcomed to join class, and they used the SJHS Forums as their primary means of communication and
world, who brought you the Superstore and the program. The only guideline is that they getting their work done.
other great stores, were inducted into the attend regularly and be in high
(cid:147)The project was great,(cid:148) says Justin Granger, one of the students who participated in
Hall of Fame. In the crowd, were the Irvings school.When SJHS minor niner student
the project last year. (cid:147)It gave us a chance to interact with other students around the world
and Oland family of Moosehead Breweries. Brian Beckett was asked about JA, he re-
while learning at the same time.(cid:148)
Business cards were passed around, which sponded, (cid:147)We have lots of fun and meet
As time goes on, we can only expect that technology will become an even bigger part
led to some fantastic job connections for lots of people; if you(cid:146)re a drunk, don(cid:146)t join.(cid:148)
of the learning process at SJHS, and other schools around the world
those achievers who took advantage of the As for grade nine greyhound Jon O(cid:146)Kane,
occasion. For those lucky enough to attend, he simply stated, (cid:147)It(cid:146)s JA okay!(cid:148). The ver-
it was an excellent opportunity to take in dict is in, JA is O.K. Registrations begin
Skateboard day without witnessing someone with a
the the powerful atmosphere of the go-get- next September. Get involved!
skateboard, or some one(cid:146)s new skate
shoes being ruined after a couple times
Park!! skating with them.
This park is going to be costing
by: Terri Todd
somewhere between $250,000 and
$350,000 after everything including the
bowl. It has been said that (cid:147)this mini
park would become one of the Atlantic
region(cid:146)s centers of excellence for skate-
boarders(cid:148). And it(cid:146)s due to be open on
Canada Day of this year.
This skate park will probably be the
best thing to come to Saint John in a
Hey skateboarders, can you not long time. It will most likely become a
wait until the snow is gone so you can great place for skateboarders to show
get skating again? Well, most of you off their talents, and maybe even get
hard core skaters have probably been enough courage to go out there and get
out on your boards whenever it was dry sponsored.
out, or have found a dry spot to skate Well I don(cid:146)t think Canada Day can
whenever possible. Even being a begin- come fast enough for some people, and
ner, I can(cid:146)t wait until the snow is gone. while you(cid:146)re waiting get out there and
I(cid:146)m sure most of the skaters out get ready for it! For the rest of you non-
there already know about the new skate skaters get out there and try it at least
park coming to Saint John. The location once. Who knows you might even get
for the park is going to be on the west hooked on it.
side of harbour station in the 15 parking
spaces under the Viaduct Overpass.
It(cid:146)s guaranteed that this skate park
is going to be a big thing. All you have
to do is look at the number of people
who skate at Saint John High and think
about the numbers from other places as
well. Most of the time you can(cid:146)t go a
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Joshua Baldwin, Robert Barton, Andrew
Editor-in-Chief: Danika Smit
Black, Erin Brewing, Anita Bryan, Lindsay
Layout: Vanessa MacKinnon
Carroll, Scott Delaney, Bruce Dryer, Shawn
News: Brittany Auvinen
Ekstrom, Ashley Ferguson, Matthew Fos-
Opinions: Corey Christie
ter, Chanel Freire, Nora Grisdale, Ashley
Features: Brianna Starkey
Henderson, Jon Leaman, Fenning
Photo: Litt Mathew
McAlpine, Shannon McLaughlin-Butler,
Sports: Nathan Rogers
Nicole Nadeau, Robert Richard, Paul
Entertainment: Catie
Saulnier, Erin Smith, Valeria Stephens, Terri
Todd, Carrie Tower, David Wilkes
March 2004 Saint John High School Vitalis
4 OPINIONS
Wardrobe Malfunction or Public Displays of Affection
Society Malfunction? by Ashley Ferguson
by: Danika Smit
drawn by: Valeria
Public Displays of Affection
You have all experienced it: you are walking down the hallway, and you look over to
find another one of those (cid:147)couples(cid:148). You know, the ones who leave absolutely nothing to
the imagination, and you(cid:146)re left trying to squeeze your way between them to gain access to
your locker? You then need to walk away with your eyes closed, holding back what you ate
for breakfast.
When it comes to public displays of affection here at SJHS, there seems to be a wide
range of tolerance by both teachers and students, along with a variety of views on the
issue. Britta Garnett feels that (cid:147)Anything other than a short kiss should take place on their
Turn on the television. Open a given by all parties involved, the inci- own time. Nobody really wants to see anything more than that occur in a public place.(cid:148) On
magazine. Take a walk along the down- dent was replayed continuously over dif- the contrary, PDA doesn(cid:146)t seem to bother Bronwyn Keirstead: (cid:147)People can do what they
town streets of any city. Through the ferent shows and an apology by want, when they want. If you don(cid:146)t like it, don(cid:146)t look.(cid:148) But should people really have to
execution of any one of these tasks, a Timberlake was delivered at the Grammy avoid looking at something that is drawing so much attention? And what is it that gives
person will notice how it has become Awards. Why such a frenzy? It seems the people the urge to show such a great deal of affection in front of such a large group of
increasingly difficult to do anything that the hype created was mostly due peers and teachers?
without somehow encountering sex, to younger viewers, with parents deem- Many regard it as an issue of self-respect, along with respect for others. Given that the
drugs or rock and roll. However, as the ing the act as offensive, unnecessary vast majority of people feel uncomfortable with PDA, it shows very little consideration for
world changes and becomes more open and overtly sexual. others. It has an effect on more people than just those directly involved. Perhaps being
and tolerant, we must change with it Personally, although I found the affectionate in the hallway is nothing; just an innocent way to show that you care about
because in the end, it is the survival of stunt to be a shocker, it did not draw someone. Yet there are people, including myself, who really don(cid:146)t have any desire to be
the fittest. This is not to discourage in- from me any extreme opinion or feeling. exposed to what you should do in private.
dividual opinion or belief, but eventu- However, the greeting from Jackson(cid:146)s Basically what it comes down to is that there is a time and a place for everything.
ally, opposition in opinion to the old right breast did reach the original ob- Maybe the hallway at school isn(cid:146)t the place to show that special someone how much you
(cid:147)sex, drugs and rock and roll(cid:148) will jective of the two pop stars, which was (cid:147)care.(cid:148)
occur...as it did February 1st of this year, publicity. Nevertheless, in a world where
during the annual Superbowl half time every individual is immersed in a whirl-
show. wind of advertising, including sex or
For Superbowl XXXVIII, it was not sexual connotation, I do not agree that
the consistent close scores, the game our society is as innocent as we hope,
deciding kick of Vinatieri or the final win or believe it to be. Kids are learning
of the Patriots which made constant about sex and engaging in sexual ac-
headlines across television networks, tions much earlier then they would have
internet sites and newspapers. Instead, a couple of decades ago and yet, soci-
the issue became Janet Jackson(cid:146)s ety remains na(cid:239)ve about it. We shouldn(cid:146)t
(cid:147)wardrobe malfunction(cid:148) as Justin be scared of sexuality but embrace it.
Timberlake comically called it. The (cid:147)mal- Perhaps nudity and sexual openness
function(cid:148) of Ms. Jackson(cid:146)s right breast should be left in the bedroom, but living
cup, torn off by Timberlake as he fin- in the 21st century, this does not seem to
ished the song line: (cid:147)Bet I(cid:146)ll have you prove itself an option. People will always
naked by the end of this song(cid:148), allowed want to be sexy and cause controversy. Hebrew, and reading subtitles would make
The Fustigation
her breast to pop out and say (cid:145)hello(cid:146) to My feeling in the end is based on any person a little uneasy about a film, but
the tens of millions of viewers across the reasoning that no harm was done. It combine that with the incredible amount of
the globe. Although many seemed to em- may have been inappropriate for the of The Christ violence, and you have the makings of a
brace the nipple ring adorned boob with event at hand, but eventually even the one-star movie.
pleasure, there were also many who did youngest Superbowl XXXVIII viewers by: Andrew Black I will be the first person to admit that I
not. Thousands of calls poured into the will grow up and realize that sex sells know little to nothing about religion, and
television network after the show to ex- and controversy causes popularity. with that said, I believe many of you feel my
press disappointment. Statements were
ranting about this film is unjust. Luckily my
hastily written column, is just that, a rant
which is based on my opinion, and solely
my opinion. Throughout this movie I was
forced to do a fair bit of thinking, and at
some point it did occur to me that the film at
hand was in a way reinforcing the teach-
ings of the bible. Unfortunately at the end
of it all, instead of being reminded of what
the Christian religion is all about, I was left
thinking: (cid:147)Wow. They sure did whip him a
lot!(cid:148)
Whether you(cid:146)re a devout Christian or
just a movie buff who likes to keep up on
the new releases, I wouldn(cid:146)t recommend this
film for human consumption. Rather than
spending ten bucks, I(cid:146)d recommend pick-
(cid:147)Sapuhd sapo fnhs aoaoigh jasigjda.(cid:148)
ing up a Bible, pouring yourself a cup of tea
Can you read this? If not then chances are
and settling down for some quality reading.
you know how millions of viewers felt when
You won(cid:146)t be missing anything.
they watched Mel Gibson(cid:146)s newest block-
buster hit The Passion of the Christ. Two I give this Jesus-bashing flick one out
hours and seven minutes of listening to of five easily obtained stars.
Vitalis Saint John High School March 2004
OPINIONS
5
You Have a Detention! Sock(cid:146)em
As a well-behaved student, I have tion even reminds me I have detention a VANDALS
little experience with detention. I(cid:146)m aware by: Valeria Stephens day in advance.
it exists and have received it once or And I still don(cid:146)t know what room
twice. Still there has always been a de- I(cid:146)m in. Is there anything more pathetic by: Scott Delaney
gree of confusion when I have. then a student wandering the halls, ask-
Just which room is it in? What time ing at the office, getting frantic about
am I supposed to show up? To make the time and trying desperately to be
matters more confusing, in this school punished?
there are unfortunatly three different The first time it happened I waited
punishments that are all too common. for an hour in front of the classroom I
Officially detention is an adminis- thought it would be in. Later I was
trative punishment. Thus, the office pounced upon and accused of skipping
doles it out. Then there is co-operative it. So, the next time I discovered I had a
detention, which is the next level down. detention, I asked the office for direc-
In that case some teachers have clubbed tions, and so I trekked to the Detention
together to take turns spending their Room. There a glowering teacher told
lunch hours to make certain the kids in me I was late. I sat down. Three sec-
detention don(cid:146)t beat each other with onds later she asked me what I was in
chairs. Lastly, there is teacher-assigned for and I found out I was again in error.
detention in which a teacher simply as- Doh! This was for students with admin-
A typical scene of vandalism and spray
signs and watches their own detentions. istrative detention only. I wasn(cid:146)t bad
painty destruction.
To someone who is very out of the enough to be here. Thus I got to leave.
loop as far as detention goes this leads Now, whenever I get such a pun- With youth becoming angrier and an-
to highly amusing incidents each time. I ishment, I write down three pieces of grier as time progresses, the trouble makers
am told I have a detention. Dutifully I A common situation for many a student. information. What time, what day AND of our age choose to give teenagers an even
take note. Perhaps the teacher in ques- most importantly what place. worse name by vandalizing everything they
can get their hands on, writing vulgar lan-
guage on every bathroom wall you could
possibly imagine, and defacing everything
The (cid:145)KD(cid:146)
they feel someone else might actually
Seeking
enjoy.
Theory This is not to say that all graffiti is taste-
Guidance less vandalism. It(cid:146)s not. To have looked up
at the Amazing Spider Man on the old Gen-
by: Ashley Henderson eral Hospital, was to look at a work of talent
by: Chanel Freire and skill (though illegal).
The people who do it with a purpose
Guidance counselors. That(cid:146)s prob- that isn(cid:146)t meant to be offensive, should be
ably not something that you often think allowed to show the world something that
about until you need them. The ques- isn(cid:146)t just gang tags or JENN Luvs TED.
tion is: (cid:147)Will they be there for me when This institution of higher learning(cid:146)s situ-
I really need them?(cid:148) ation isn(cid:146)t too grave, but the problem is still
When I questioned students from there. Opening a locker and seeing (cid:147)F@%*
all grades I was expecting their response office (not during class time) with a calm, YOU(cid:148) isn(cid:146)t the most pleasant thing in the
to be either completely positive or com- level head they will be more than happy world. Neither is Flesh Eating Disease, but
pletely negative. I was surprised to find to help you. That doesn(cid:146)t mean you(cid:146)ll that is irrelevant. You can find it anywhere
Kids love it. Adults seem to enjoy mak- that most students feel that our guid- always get your way. Sometimes what in the school and almost none of it makes
ing it and teenagers live on it. What is the ance center is lacking but overall they we want just isn(cid:146)t doable. It(cid:146)s not their any sense. Walking in the corridor on the
(cid:145)it(cid:146) I am referring to? Well, ladies and gen- are confident that (cid:147)in their time of need(cid:148) fault though and it(cid:146)s not fair for us to first floor, one might find (cid:147)BLACKZER(cid:148) on
tlemen, I am referring to a wonderful sub- the guidance counselors will pull treat them like big ogres who are out to the wall. Now if you have any idea what
stance called Kraft Dinner. through for us. destroy our lives. They(cid:146)re only doing that means, then maybe I(cid:146)m out of touch.
Kraft Dinner is a meal which can basi- I understand that it(cid:146)s frustrating at their job. As far as the complaints about Though it seems to me graffeti should have
cally be prepared by anyone who under- times. We go into the guidance center our guidance department goes-it(cid:146)s what to make some sense.
YOU make it.
stands how to use a microwave and can expecting them to help us execute what- It(cid:146)s everywhere, and there(cid:146)s absolutely
read numbers. Over the years there have ever plan we have come up with, but no point. To all you relentless people, who
been many attempts by Kraft to enhance that is not logical. What we need to keep feel you must (cid:145)grace(cid:146) us with your gibber-
the taste or appearance of this impeccable in mind is that there are approximately ish: (cid:147)Get a clue!(cid:148) There is no point in writ-
meal but I(cid:146)m here to clear any muddy water. 1,200 students and only two counselors. ing the same crap that has been around for
It is impossible for them to give us eve- decades. Do something funny and original
Kraft Dinner is not a fad, it is indeed a
rything we want all the time. or, better yet. Stop!
trend, and will live on far past our genera-
tions. We have all tasted some form of this Another thing we should all try to The school, for years, has put up with
mysterious cheesy pasta in our lives and remember is that our attitude dictates ridiculously crude graffiti that just portrays
unless we(cid:146)re not human, we love it. our results a lot. If we storm into their how ignorant people were/are and how easy
office demanding what we want when it is to get away with it. All this leads to one
Why does this please taste buds and
we want it they may not be too apt to conclusion: If you can get away with it, do
health?
help us. Keep in mind that although they something that will at least be appreciated
The soft macaroni and mix of cheese,
are there to help they are only human. by someone other than Jay & Silent Bob or
butter and milk melts in mouths and fills the
I(cid:146)m sure you(cid:146)ll find if you go into their Beavis and Butthead . WORD!
soul with warmth. The health requirements
are fulfilled by the three ingredients which
all contain calcium. Unless you are not fa- Indoor Tanning- Is It For You?
miliar with an antique piece of technology by: Erin Smith.
called a (cid:145)television(cid:146) you would know or
should know, just by the milk ads, that cal- Most people consider indoor burning when you go into the sun. It is es-
15, have a history of severe sunburn (espe-
cium helps build strong bones and wide tanning to be a relaxing way to look and feel sential for the body to obtain the vitamins
cially in childhood), have a large number of
smiles on the faces of concerned parents. good. that it needs and some of those vitamins
freckles, moles or lesions, if your family has
I am dedicated to Kraft Dinner and am Indoor tanning is a more controlled way come from the sun. For men and women who a history of skin cancer, if you are taking
a firm believer in the (cid:145)KD(cid:146) theory. The (cid:145)KD(cid:146) of tanning because you know how many aren(cid:146)t out in the sun frequently, especially medications or creams that may sensitize
theory says that if you love it enough and UV rays you are getting, for exactly how during the winter, when the amount of time you to sunlight or if you have a medical
believe in it, eventually it has to do some- much time. Your body naturally exfoliates you are exposed to the light is less, tanning condition that is worsened by sunlight.
thing good for you. That something good its outer layer every 28 days, however dur- can be a way to get in those extra minutes
All forms of UV light are damaging and
will lead me to the moon and back, bring me ing tanning, it exfoliates itself every 5-10 you need to keep you healthy.
prolonged exposure can age your skin and
on wild African safaris but most of all it will days, which is why you have to keep going However, there are risks associated with
increase your chance of skin damage, but if
lead me to the path of self-righteousnous. back. indoor tanning, the same as if you were tan-
you choose to tan, responsibly, the ben-
Okay, maybe not, but I can enjoy my (cid:145)KD(cid:146) The tan obtained from tanning beds ning in the sun. You are advised not to tan
efits may outweigh the risks. Happy Tan-
and eat it too. can give you mild-medium protection from if; you have fair or sensitive skin, are under
ning!
March 2004 Saint John High School Vitalis
6 FEATURES
Chew on this!
Potato Gunning: real nutritional value
By: Corey Christie
BANG! That(cid:146)s the sound of one of (cid:147)P.E.I.(cid:146)s
finest(cid:148) imploding after launch from a potato
gun. About the only thing more refreshing on
a Sunday morning, than an invigorating church
service, is the scent of charred potato blowing
in the wind.Have you ever been sitting in Math,
Chemistry, or Physics class and wondered,
(cid:147)What good will this ever do me in life?(cid:148) Well,
the answer is obvious, so you can fire 50 mm
potato slugs around your backyard with ease.
It may sound surprising, however, people
have been partaking in this seemingly point-
less activity for years. No one really knows
who invented it, but we can all agree, such a
The Final Plunge sport could only originate in Quebec. Some
put faith in a story involving a group of rowdy,
by: Bruce Dryer middle-aged men, beer cans, and duct tape, but
I like to believe its beginnings to be more whole-
Your first word, your first step, your first day of kindergarten. Your first fight, your
some.
first kiss, your first girlfriend. And then there is high school. These are all parts of your life
It(cid:146)s a legend about a boy, his cannon, and a passion for helping others. Back in
that help prepare you for the real world. After high school, or university, or even way after
1845, during the Irish Potato Famine, there was a young boy of Irish descent who
university you will take the final plunge into the real world. After twenty-eight years Mr.
settled in Quebec a few years before. He had heard of the hardships his people were
Sutton has finally decided to take this plunge.
facing and decided to take action. While all the other kids ate their potatoes in vain,
Whether it was his own decision because he could not stand his mother asking him
he stowed his away, until he could stow no more. One day a military ship docked at
what he wanted packed for his lunch every morning, or that his parents have finally kicked
his port. That night he crept on board with all his potatoes. He then proceeded, by
him out, it had to be done. On January 30, 2004 Mr. Sutton moved into a cozy log house
way of a cannon.
not far from a place called (cid:147)the middle of nowhere(cid:148) (a.k.a.- Kierstedville).
Despite the compelling story, some still argue that using potatoes for ammuni-
The house has two loft-style bedrooms on the top floor. There is one bathroom, a
tion is a waste, and others ask the question, (cid:147)Is this legal?(cid:148) I can agree that potatoes
kitchen, several skylights, a few wood stoves and very nice hard and soft wood floors.
are an excellent source of nutrition, but nonetheless, hold so much more potential
There is also a nice veranda towards the front of the house and a large barn behind. Mr.
when airborne. A vegetable made up of 80% water and 20% solids is just asking to
Sutton has many wonderful things planned for his new house. Of course he is planning
break the sound barrier. The average American is estimated to eat 140.6 pounds of
on doing some basic renovations: re-doing the bathroom with cedar, knocking out a few
this magical creation each year, so why not balance out your diet with more junk food
walls, just the basic fixer-uppers. In addition to these renovations he is planning on
and less potato. The years of life you will lose from unhealthy eating are made up
building a wrap-around deck with the possibility of an outdoor sauna or hot tub.
with the sheer enjoyment of releasing a flaming spud through a piece of PVC pipe. As
Mr. Sutton also has a large and exciting plan for his barn. He will be building a full size
for legality, I think it(cid:146)s best not to know, as long as you don(cid:146)t shoot anything else that
climbing wall inside. With the help of plywood and modular holds (these would be the
breathes you should be in the clear.
rocks that you would use to climb the wall) Mr. Sutton(cid:146)s climbing gym will be one of a kind.
In conclusion, potato gunning can be an excellent source of entertainment, on
With the strategically placed modular holds and different angles of overhangs for differ-
the other hand, I take no responsibility for any (cid:147)mishaps(cid:148) that could result. Firing
ent degrees of difficulty this climbing gym will be one of the best around. It will be
potatoes is a dangerous game that should not be taken as lightly as presented in this
approximately 25 feet high and 1200 square feet. After Mr. Sutton has completed all of
article.
these wonderful plans for his new house I am sure that he will be able to relax, enjoy a nice
day of climbing in his gym followed up with a nice refreshing glass of ... (Mr. Sutton(cid:146)s
favourite drink) while enjoying his new hot tub out on his deck and watching the sunset.
The only thing Mr. Sutton will have to worry about after all of his big projects are complete
is having to pack his own lunch for school!
Smokin(cid:146) Night of Street Racing
by: Andrew Black
in and out of traffic try-
ing desperately to lose
your fierce follower.
Eventually the car,
whose headlights
have fallen further be-
hind, is only a memory.
You(cid:146)ve just won an-
other one, more brag-
ging rights and more
stories to tell Monday
morning.
S o u n d
familiar?With an imme-
diate fine of hundreds,
possibly thousands of
Another quiet, warm Friday night, in dollars, and a potential loss of license, or
Saint John. There is absolutely nothing to even a short stay in jail, why is this be-
do, but you have two cars and a few friends coming a common pastime for more young
with more nerve than brains. adults everyday? (cid:147)Speed kills.(cid:148) How many
times have we all heard this from parents,
It begins: two cars lay smoldering strips
relatives, driving instructors, and even that
of rubber down on the 35 degree tarmac.
cop who has pulled you over multiple
Quickly you glance at the car beside you
times?
and then at the dash. In the last half-minute
you(cid:146)ve climbed to well over posted high- We all know it(cid:146)s the truth. Basic phys-
way speeds. As more adrenaline is released, ics states that a car crash at 150 kilometers
you push the car harder and harder. An per hour isn(cid:146)t gonna be pretty. With this
upcoming turn forces you to downshift, and in mind many students continue to put their
with your opponent close behind you, the foot down, without considering the other
scream of an engine and squeal of tires meet- road users at risk. (cid:147)Everything looks dif-
ing their unfortunate demise seem irrelevant. ferent when you(cid:146)re going over 200
By now your unfortunate passenger has left kilometers an hour. It(cid:146)s like an oil painting
the imprint of his fingernails in your dash, put through the dishwasher,(cid:148) one student
but you insist, (cid:147)I(cid:146)ve got this,(cid:148) as you weave (continued on page 7 - see Racing)
Vitalis Saint John High School March 2004
FEATURES
7
Tattoos and Piercings The Benefits of Yoga
by: Chanel Freire
by: Brianna Starkey
We have all seen the hundred different yoga videos, and celebri-
ties swearing by their results. Why is everyone and their next-door neigh-
bour is doing it? There are many reasons that regular yoga practice can
benefit anyone. Stress relief is an enormous factor in the success of
yoga, due to the fact that everyone at one time or another is stressed (as
high school students, we know this all too well!). The health benefits that
it can provide also encourage many to lead healthier life styles. There is
also the physical aspect: the results one can see in one(cid:146)s body in just a
few classes. Yoga stimulates both the mind, and the body.
In this day and age, there are many things to be stressed over. Whether it be school,
your job, or other activities, everyone is looking for a way to be rid of it. (cid:147)It stretches your
muscles and it(cid:146)s a quiet activity, and good for you too(cid:148) says Catie Shelley who has done
yoga several times. Yoga helps you to relax by having you concentrate solely on your
breath. On the inhale, the stomach is filled with fresh oxygen; and on the exhale, toxins are
forced out of the body. One of the famous sayings in the yoga scriptures is, (cid:147)Still body
equals still mind(cid:148). The intent behind many yoga positions is to still the body, so the mind
will follow. These positions would mainly be balancing poses, in which you are to remain
very still. A favourite aspect of yoga to many is that it is completely non-competitive. No
one does the poses perfectly; that(cid:146)s why it is called a yoga practice, not performance. Each
time you do it, you will notice your own progress, and you do not have to worry about how
you(cid:146)re doing compared to others.
Not only does yoga benefit your inner mind, it also works to improve your inner body.
Tattoos and piercings! What(cid:146)s with getting a piercing or tattooed is the loca- Yoga helps to make certain that fresh oxygen and fresh blood, are making their way through-
them these days? Everyone and their dog tion you choose. Do your research! Make out your body. By doing certain poses, energy is released to stimulate the part of the body
seems to be trotting off to the tattoo parlor. sure that the facility is clean and the staff is you are stretching. We all eat and drink many things that are bad for our inner bodies, and
(cid:147)Why?(cid:148) you may ask. Well there are many knowledgeable. It is easy to become in- they build up as toxins inside our organs. By doing spinal twists, the body is (cid:147)wrung out(cid:148),
different reasons. Some people do it to rebel fected due to unclean needles. So check the and our organs are cleansed. This, in affect causes us to be much less run down, and much
against (cid:147)over protective(cid:148) or (cid:147)overbearing place out first and if you have any doubts healthier. One problem that is not really worried about by our age group is high blood
parents(cid:148). Some do it to be different. Others walk out! You should never sacrifice qual- pressure. This is in fact is a very common problem, which yoga has been proven to de-
do it to be the same. Then there are those ity to save a few bucks. If the price is really crease.
who do it to express themselves. It changes cheap there is a reason - and a low quality For our age group, the physical aspect of yoga would (along with stress relief) be one
from person to person because it is a very tattoo that saves you money today will cost of its main appeals. Yoga can do wonders for your exterior body, and the results can show
personal thing; after all it is your body. you twice that price to cover up later. Know- after just several classes. (Madonna is a devoted yoga-doer, need I say more?) While it
Tattoos and piercings have been ing what you are getting into will put your stretches out your muscles, they also become much more toned, and lean. (In the end you
around for centuries. In African culture, they mind at ease, save you from a later regret get those ballet dancer -type muscles, which everyone wants!). For those who want to bulk
were used to show everything from religious and keep you safe. up a little bit, there are types of yoga for that sole purpose. There are many styles of yoga
to social standing. They certainly are not The reason behind your body modifi- that concentrate on certain parts of the body; like ab yoga, back yoga, etc. These are
something new to this world. What you cation is just as important as the work itself. helpful if you have been unsuccessful at finding a workout that works for your body. There
need to realize is that although they have You need to be true to yourself when it is a style of yoga for everyone, and it is extremely gentle, but also extremely effective.
been around forever, they will not be as comes to your body. You should put Yoga has lasted over thousands of years, originating in India. It has out lasted any
popular forever. Sure, it may seem like a thought into what enhancements you are other type of exercise to date, because it works. It stimulates your entire body, while
good idea to tattoo the name of your getting. Pick something that means some- providing you with peace of mind. Yoga is here to stay.
favorite boyfriend or band on your butt, but thing to you. Don(cid:146)t get a tattoo or a pierc-
times change and so do you. Put thought ing out of spite or to (cid:147)fit in(cid:148) and never get a
into your tattoo to avoid later embarrass- tattoo or piercing because of someone else. White Dresses for Graduation
ment or regret. Although getting tattoos Remember you are the one who has to live
and piercings is a hot new trend, you should with it. By: Catie Shelly
not get one in the (cid:145)heat of the moment(cid:146).
All that said, express yourself freely
Another thing to keep in mind before and safely
Racing - continued from page 6
explained when he was asked why he loves the deadly pastime.
With Main Street getting blacker, and city police getting redder after every
weekend, it seems obvious that this student and his fellow racing fiends aren(cid:146)t
alone. (cid:147)It(cid:146)s becoming a real hazard; these kids are tearing up the streets recklessly,
disregarding their safety and mocking the law,(cid:148) John Grady, a City police officer
exclaimed, when asked how he feels about the racers.
Is it worth the risk of you, your passengers and other road users? Does having
your car realigned every month, and constantly needing new tires or an oil change
seem worth it to you? If you(cid:146)re a (cid:147)reckless hooligan(cid:148) it is unfortunately very likely
that it does. So smoke (cid:145)em if ya got (cid:145)em, but keep it away from the public. This writer Graduates have a lot of expenses near the end of the school year, and some
certainly does. female graduates feel as though one of those expenses is not necessary: white gradu-
ation dresses.
Although the dresses have always played a part in the graduation custom at
SJHS, the cost is why some females feel that it is a problem. Ashley Henderson, a
SJHS potential graduate, is one who feels that way; (cid:147)I do like that it makes our school
unique but, I don(cid:146)t like the fact that I have to buy two dresses.(cid:148) Ashley feels that the
school should help the female graduates find a white dress: (cid:147)The office should call
the previous graduates and see if they want to sell their dresses. That way, the sizes
and costs could be posted in the office.(cid:148) Brianna Starkey, another potential graduate,
says that she is not concerned about the white dresses: (cid:147)I am borrowing my sister(cid:146)s
dress from a few years ago. I like the white dresses because they look classy.(cid:148)
Although some students feel that having to find a white dress is a pain, getting
rid of them would be taking away a part of our school(cid:146)s tradition. (cid:147)It is a tradition that
has played a part in graduation in Saint John High School since the 1800(cid:146)s(cid:148) says Mrs.
Perry. (cid:147)The oldest Saint John High School white dress graduation photo is located in
the computer wing. There are quite a few reasons as to why we keep the white dress
tradition,(cid:148) says Mrs. Perry. (cid:147)One, is that keeping the gowns stored in the school and
washing them every year is a hassle. Also, they are not exactly flattering.(cid:148)
Hopefully the tradition will not be changed as it sets our school apart from
others. It is believed that the tradition was carried over from Britain(cid:146)s private schools
and that is why it has never been changed. On the Saint John High School website it
reads, (cid:147) Our dress for graduation, ladies in white and gentlemen in suits, is as old as
the school itself(cid:148).
March 2004 Saint John High School Vitalis
8 SPORTS
Speedskaters
Memorial Game: Fair or Foul?
by: Erin Smith
by: Nathan Rogers
Somewhere up there, David made a triumphant return to the lineup end the game, seventy, sixty-nine for the
MacPherson is smiling because in his me- after being out two weeks with ankle prob- Saints. Upon an intense discussion be-
morial event this year he had the best of lems. He was sorely missed by the team tween the coaches of both sides and the
both worlds. Both of his schools came and provided the spark necessary to referees, they decided overtime was neces-
out on the winning end of one game. The keep the boys in the game. The two teams sary.
Saint John High girls prevailed fifty-nine traded baskets throughout the first half, Once again, Saint John High needed a
fifty-three, while the boys suffered a with Saint John High coming out on top hero to keep them in the game. Not surpris-
heartbreaking eighty-one seventy-eight 31-27 when the buzzer sounded. Nobody ingly, it proved to be Jared Holder. He had
loss in overtime. The latter game was sur- could have predicted what was to come three critical three pointers to keep Saint
rounded by controversy and anger to- in the second half. John High in the game. However, it appeared
wards the officials. With less than three minutes remain- as though it would not be enough. Peter
The sport of speed skating is very
In the early going, it did not look like ing, the game remained tied. Unfortu- Hickey was on the line for the Saints and
under-rated in New Brunswick. Along with
the girls were going to prevail. They nately for the Greyhounds, the Saints they were up by three with approximately
eight other students from Saint John High
seemed anxious and nervous in front of scored a quick basket to go up by two. ten seconds remaining. After he missed the
School, I participate in this sport. We com-
the enormous, boisterous crowd. It was Then, after a horrid mishap, they turned second foul shot, the Greyhounds desper-
pete at events such as the Canada Winter
impossible to hear anything anyone was the ball over and Saint Malachy(cid:146)s scored ately raced down the court and tried to find
Games, Nationals, North Americans and in
saying. Both squads showed excellent once again. Saint John High was forced the open man. Joe Boyce lined up and took
the Can/Am circuit.
school spirit, with Saint Malachy(cid:146)s tak- to foul by now and it just so happened the potential game-winning shot. It was not
There are various short and long track
ing things a little too far by invading the that Graeme Scott was the player closest be though, the shot hit the back rim and
events. In the sprint category there are the
morning assembly. Throughout the game to the ball. Graeme had four fouls but rolled out, making Saint Malachy(cid:146)s the vic-
500m and the 1000m for skaters of 15 and
their star player, Elizabeth Marr, was ver- knew he had to take one for the team. tors.
older. In the long track there are 1500m,
bally abused by Saint John High sup- With their leader gone, the Hounds Many people had comments on the
3000m, 5000m and 3000m relays.
porters, which seemed to distract her needed someone else to step up and take game, such as Meghan Robson who felt:
(cid:147)Speed skating is a very competitive
enough so that she was a non-factor. At a clutch shot. That person would be Jared (cid:147)The guys played really well and we de-
sport, there is no slacking allowed. All of
halftime, the enemies were up thirty-six Holder. With the game on the line and served to win. It was really unfair.(cid:148) Coach
the training we do is timed to be most effec-
twenty-seven, making the partisans on fifteen seconds on the clock, Jared Holder was of the opinion that (cid:147)Everyone
tive for certain types of speed.(cid:148) says David
the left side of the gym a little anxious. launched a shot. The crowd held their says you have to watch the ball. This game
Wilkes. In Saint John, we practice three times
However, the girls refused to quit, and breath and then erupted when the shot proves that is not always the truth.(cid:148)
a week for an hour and a half. A practice will
showed tremendous heart in the second went in! However, that was not all. Jared Peter Hickey was the leading scorer for
consist of sets of previously set-up laps
half. This proved to be all they needed to was fouled on the play and had one shot the Saints collecting twenty-two points.
that have to be done in specific amounts of
come out on the victorious end. to put his team ahead. After a brief Also, Matt Zed fired eighteen, older brother
time, some relays a warm-up, and warm-
Meghan Haddad was the leading timeout, he stepped up to the line. Dis- Joe hooped sixteen, and Sheldon Boucher
down. This is to insure that all our different
point-getter in the game with seventeen playing tremendous poise and calm, Jared added fifteen. Graeme Scott led the Saint
systems and muscles are getting adequate
points while Maggie Pitts added nine drained the shot and once again the John High charge while Jared Holder had
amounts of work to improve our times.
points, including some crucial foul shots crowd went wild. This is the point where 24.
during the final moments. On the losing the controversy began. All in all, the Memorial Game proved to This sport gives you an opportunity
to compete at a very high level of competi-
side, Elizabeth Marr tallied sixteen points Saint Malachy(cid:146)s had approximately be exciting and entertaining as usual. There
tion that many people would never get a
and Molly Smith contributed ten. eight seconds to make a last ditch effort was great fan support and the fifty-fifty
chance to do. In certain meets you are com-
Amy Robichaud had this to say to win the game. They stormed down the winner donated his winnings back to the
peting with skaters who have been to the
about the game: (cid:147)The girls played awe- court, Nathan Doherty passed to Peter cause. Special thanks should go to the loud-
Olympic Games and other high-end meets
some. Maggie Pitts is my hero. She de- Hickey, but it was too late, the buzzer had est flag-holders/runners: Selma Kilisli and
all over the world! Speed skating is a very
clined comment about the boys(cid:146) game. already gone, the game was over. Right? Adam Carr. Hopefully next year it will be a
competitive sport in Canada and around the
The second game of the evening was Wrong! Both officials initially signaled clean sweep and those trophies will be where
world, but often, not very well known to
one no one will soon forget. Graeme Scott the shot did get off in time and wanted to they belong(cid:133). in our trophy case!
most people.
If you know a speed skater then you
probably can understand the intense effort
Boys Rugby
that they go through, and what an interest-
ing sport it is. You have not experienced
intense competition until you give speed
by: Bruce Dryer
skating a try.
Badminton
by: Robert Richard
Badminton usually starts in March (cid:150)
April. The coach of our badminton is
Mr.Grandy and he has been coaching for a
couple years now making tough decision
on who should be on the team and not be-
cause everyone is so good. He needs to
make decisions by picking the team and pick-
ing doubles partners and who would be
good with who in mix doubles as well. This
year we started the badminton team and the
The SJHS boys(cid:146) rugby team has been one of the top teams in
practices a little earlier this year to help get
the league for the past two years. Last year, the team lost in a hard-
all the people who are trying out for the
fought final versus Simonds.They were on the losing end of the
team ready for this years tournament. Last
battle, falling by one point in a kick-off after no score during regu-
year we started a little to late and by the
lation time. It was a very disappointing ending to an undefeated
time we made the team we never had much
season but the coaches and players are determined to give it there
practice going into the tournament. That(cid:146)s
all to attain a banner at the end of the season.
why this year Mr.Grandy made a good deci-
Practice began in February which included grueling fitness
sion to start badminton a little bit earlier and
exercises and lots of learning. Last year many key players gradu-
set up more practices to help us get set for
ated, leaving many openings for rookies as well as veterans.
the tournament and maybe bring in a school
The first main event for the rugby team is the annual Rugby
banner for the school which hasn(cid:146)t been
fest, held at R.C.S. The compeitition starts April 23 and runs through
done for a while. This years practices are
to the 25th. In this tournament there are 40 teams from 5 different
Tuesday nights, Thursday mornings and
provinces: New Brunswick, Nova Scotia, P.E.I., Ontario and Que-
Friday afternoons. In those practices we are
bec. This is the first game experience for the team and helps kick off
hoping to work on techniques, foot move-
the season.
ment and placement. Since we have over
The Rugby team started the season off by winning the annual double the practices we had last year and
rugby fest last year, and hopes to be just as successful in this new most of the students are happier and appre-
season! ciate Mr.Grandys sacrifices.
Vitalis Saint John High School March 2004
SPORTS
9
Rowing
described by Grade 12 student Seamus
Blackmore: (cid:147)The sport of rowing is an ac-
by: Ashley Ferguson tivity of discipline and team work. To feel
the water move under your boat as the team
pulls in one unison stroke is to feel excel-
lence.(cid:148)
Those involved in rowing dedicate lots
of time and energy to the sport, and it is
worth every minute of it when it comes time
for the High School Regatta. Crossing the
finish line and knowing that you just won
gold is a very rewarding experience after
having worked so hard and having pushed
yourself to the limit for that one moment.
It(cid:146)s 5:00 AM and the alarm is buzzing in Despite the fact that there were a lot of new
my ear. I don(cid:146)t know what lies ahead; an erg faces who showed up last year, the regatta
test, a 7 kilometer run, or an early morning was still a huge success. The Novice Men(cid:146)s
row. Welcome to the world of an SJHS rower. 4 beat RCS and Women(cid:146)s 4 defeated KVHS,
The season begins in April with cold both receiving a gold medal.
morning runs and erg rests that measure As this year(cid:146)s season approaches, the
your strength and endurance. This is the returning rowers, and hopefully rookies, will
start of a ten-week season that requires a soon be preparing both mentally and physi-
lot of hard work and perseverance. The ex- cally for another trying year, striving for the
perience of being involved in rowing is well same success they have had in the past. Who is Ali Kilisli?
Motocross?
by: Nathan Rogers
Who is Ali Kilisli? Most people would on the list is winning provincials again. He
by: Josh Baldwin
not know if asked, but he is an outstanding also wants to make it to Legion Nationals,
student-athlete who excels in both track and which is when each province can send two
cross-country. Ali is a ferocious competitor people from each event to a national track
and a really nice guy. He recently placed meet. Qualifying for this event would mean
second in the Atlantic Indoor Track Cham- a weeklong free trip. Ali would also like to
pionships held in Oromocto. go to the 2005 Canada Games, which are
Ali is a man of many accomplishments going to be held in Alberta.
and goals. He has won the Hampton Five Ali Kilisli has dominated the running
miler, a St. Stephen cross-country meet, and world in the past. He will undoubtedly con-
placed fourth at a Fredericton Road Race, tinue to do so in the future.
mainly composed of adults.
However, Ali(cid:146)s greatest achievement
was winning the 2003 NBIAA Cross-Coun-
try Provincial title. (cid:147)I was in total disbelief.
It was the first time I had done well in a big
race. It was like all my hard work paid off. I
knew I had a good chance at winning, but I
thought I might choke under pressure,(cid:148) said
Ali.
According to Ali, his favorite meet is
(cid:147)The Hampton Five miler. It(cid:146)s not overly
Motocross is a sport involving a lot of skill, endurance, and guts. It is an extreme sport competitive but the course is challenging.
using dirtbike(cid:146)s and quads (atv(cid:146)s). This sport is much overlooked by the public. People are It(cid:146)s that or O(cid:146)Dell Park where provincials
only beginning to realize that the sport even exists. People see magazines in stores with a are held basically every year.(cid:148) His favorite
dirtbike or a quad pictured on the front but noone actually takes time to see what the sport place to run is (cid:147) Rockwood Park because it
is about. Most people think that it is just a hobby rich people have, while some feel that is big and it has a lot of hills, which aid
the sport only exists in warm states in the U.S. These people are very wrong! greatly in increasing endurance.
Motocross is a sport that people participate in all over the world, including Canada. Ali trains extremely hard everyday, ac-
Motocross is an extreme sport that takes a lot of skill. You have to be able to ride the bike cumulating sixty-five to seventy-five
and handle the pressure of soaring anywhere from 5-70 feet in the air. A track can be up kilometers a week. He works on endurance
to 200 feet in length and bikers can travel up to speeds of 110 km/h . This sport teaches for a couple weeks and when a meet is ap-
you determination and also gets you very physically fit. It works almost every muscle in proaching, speed.
your body. Ali has many future goals. Number one
Some people who own dirtbikes do not race. They just ride casually for a hobby which
is fine, but it is much safer to race. On a trail or sand pit there are many bikes riding around.
There are many different classes: there is a 50cc class for younger kids 4 to 6, the next class
up is 60cc (this class has sub classes for skill level) This class is from ages 6 to 9. The 80cc
class is for 10 to 16 year olds and depending on the skill level they may buy a new dirtbike
and advance to the beginner class that consists of 125cc and 250cc 2 stroke bikes. The
beginner class is open to any age after 14. Once you place on the podium three times in the
beginner class you get moved up to the junior class. This class is the first class in which
you start racing for money. Once you have earned enough points you can move up to the
intermediate class and then after you get enough points there you can go to the pro class
which is very, very competitive. Some people make their living racing this class.
Motocross is definitely an incredible sport which, unfortunately, is overlooked by a
lot of people.
March 2004 Saint John High School Vitalis
10 ENTERTAINMENT
Advice Celebrity FashionCraze!
by: Brittany Auvinen
Column
Celebrities are taking over the fashion industry. Every-
where you look, the stars are in the spotlight. Sporting labels,
by: Valeria Stephens
inspired by Gwen Stefani, JLO, and Sean Combs, it(cid:146)s no won-
der that these brands are so popular.
Who wouldn(cid:146)t want to look like the much envied stars,
Dear Advice Angel:
for prices within the reach of the typical teenager?! It(cid:146)s a great
Eric is sweet, kind, funny, handsome,
opportunity for anyone to achieve the look of their favorite star for a fraction of the price.
and very respectful. He has met my family, insisted it was my choice. He does very
Now, the everyday teen can look like their role models in the media.
and they all love him. My mother has even sweet things, and he gets loads of credit for
But, is this a good thing or a bad thing? Is originality crushed? This is an issue many
joked that if we ever break up, she is going that, but it just isn(cid:146)t enough. I miss my free-
people argue. Imitating your favorite star may be fun, but some people take it into the deep
to adopt him. He does the dishes when my dom and being able to wear whatever the
end. There are so many pressures from the media from how to dress to how to tie your
mom asks me to do it and yells at me when I h*** I want. I miss painting until the wee
shoe. There is so much confusion on the matter. Do you really want to look like someone
stay up too late. We have the same sense of hours because I feel like it. He honestly
else? What happened to being an individual?
humor and the same hazel eyes and goofy doesn(cid:146)t care about my interests and the lit-
Then again, it(cid:146)s not that often that originality
brown hair, only his is slightly shorter. tle bit that he does is simply because he
does exist in our society. When you think about
However, I have my doubts. He says knows it means a lot to me. He tells me to
it, fashion generally moves in cycles. What(cid:146)s
he loves me, and I have fallen for him as wear make up and jokingly asks a friend of
old will eventually be new again. It(cid:146)s all about
well, but the details are sketchy. He doesn(cid:146)t his to check if I am, to be sure I(cid:146)m not (cid:147)fib-
recycling.
talk enough, he may be listening but he bing(cid:148). I feel alone more than anything, like I
But it(cid:146)s not as bad as you think. The star-
doesn(cid:146)t have anything to say. He says he am alone in my confusion and I can(cid:146)t even
brand clothing items are not exact replicas of
tells me more than he does anyone else but talk to him about it because he doesn(cid:146)t un-
the stars(cid:146). The material and pattern generally
I don(cid:146)t know much about him at all, other derstand and will misinterpret everything I
differ, to suit the personal style of the shopper.
than a few basic things. I am not hurt be- say. It is just that I talk to myself and he
The piece of clothing you see on the street is
cause he doesn(cid:146)t share, I feel yucky be- doesn(cid:146)t even understand why I have
not the same piece of clothing that you are
cause I think I am losing the connection doubts, if he has even realized that I do.
going to see Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen wear-
and he doesn(cid:146)t seem to realize it. I ask him Sorry to rant so much, but I have to get
ing on the street, so no worries. They are sim-
questions and he just shrugs his shoulders. this out somehow.
ply influenced by the star.
Yes he is kind and respectful, we have the Thanks in advance for any help you
The newest addition to the star designers
same hair and the same sense of humor, but can offer.
is vocal artist Gwen Stefani of No Doubt.
that just isn(cid:146)t enough. I am afraid I am throw-
Love, ArtGirl
Whether or not you like the artist, you have to
ing away a good thing, but then I realize
give the lady credit; she has a style of her own.
that while he may be in love with me, I don(cid:146)t
Dear ArtGirl: She recently developed a line of purses, called
know how I feel about him. I think I just like
Young love can be the sweetest, but LAMB, for LeSportsac. The line can be de-
someone to pay attention to me and what I
also the most frustrating. Your Eric needs scribed as Punk meets Paris, creating a hip im-
say, but I always end up talking to myself. I
to give you some more space and respect. age. It(cid:146)s an opportunity for stars to achieve
feel like I am torn because what I want is
That(cid:146)s a simple fact. People do modify their success in new realms and make people happy
secondary to all the family that has met him
behavior to please each other, but if he is by sharing their fashion sense.
and has told me how great he is, etc . When
trying to control the way you look and what When SJHS student Catie Shelley was
we go to the video store he always insists
you do in your free time that(cid:146)s a warning asked about her opinion of celebrity fashion
on a movie he wants and doesn(cid:146)t acknowl-
sign. You will have to tell him so. And re- brands, she stated: (cid:147)It makes the fashion in-
edge what I want. This is a metaphor for our
member if he hits you or says things to hurt dustry more unique, depending on the person-
relationship. He drives, he jokes, I feel like I
your feelings that is abuse. ality of the celebrity. Different personalities
am choosing, but somehow I never do. I
never get what I asked for, even though he Yours, AA portray different fashion sense.(cid:148) The girl defi-
nitely has a point there.
Yet, conflicting opinions arose. When ask-
ing student Brianna Starkey about her opinion,
The Family Guy VS. she declared: (cid:147)I choose not to pay for the
brand. I(cid:146)d rather buy the clothes.(cid:148) Whether or
not you would like to follow the star(cid:146)s styles,
The Simpsons you be the judge. The choice is there. The style
is here.
Under the flash and glimmer, these stars
By: Brianna Starkey do have a goal. They too are entrepreneurs in the business world. Sure, it may be a feel-
good-about-yourself act with high economic earnings, but it provides high-style for af-
fordable prices, and that is something we can(cid:146)t complain about.
This is the ultimate battle between the two greatest animated dysfunctional
families. The Simpsons, being America(cid:146)s classic satirical comedy; and The Family
Guy being the new-age slapstick comedy. While they both feature many celebrity
(cid:147)appearances(cid:148), there are contrasts between the two.
The Family Guy uses the technique of flash-back comedy, in which the charac-
ters allude to a past or future experience ((cid:147)Remember that time when . . .(cid:148) or (cid:147)Wouldn(cid:146)t
that be great if . . .(cid:148) ). It also uses shrewd sarcasm, mainly in the form of popular
character (cid:147)Baby Stewie(cid:148).
The Simpsons on the other hand, is more clever and satirical in its comedy
techniques. Matt Groening (creator, director, etc.) has done many theme shows
relating to several types of literature. The Simpsons has done its own versions of
works such as: Hamlet, Adam and Eve, Moses, and Lord of the Flies.
Who is the winner of this epic battle? (cid:147)You can(cid:146)t compare them(cid:148), says Brittany
Auvinen a grade 12 student. (cid:147)They(cid:146)re each in a class of their own.(cid:148) The Simpsons
have won the test of time; however, if The Family Guy continues to produce new
episodes, they could give the well-loved classic a run for their animated money. The
Simpsons have won the battle, but the war is far from over!
Vitalis Saint John High School March 2004