How to Make Your Man Behave in 21 Days or Less Using the Secrets of Professional Dog Trainers

104 Pages·1994·11.677 MB·English

by  Karen Salmansohn

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H ow To Make
Your Man Behave
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SECRThe ETS
Of
Professional
DOG
TRAINERS
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Written By
Karen Salmansohn
Illustrated By
Alison Seiffer
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Textcopyright©1994byKarenSalmansohn
Illustrationscopyright©1994byAlisonSeiffer
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Salmansohn, Karen.
Howtomakeyourman behavein21 daysorlessusingthesecretsof
professional dogtrainers/
written byKarenSalmansohn; illustrated byAlisonSeiffer.
p. cm.
ISBN 1-56305-626-7
1.Men-Humor.2. Dog-Training-Humor.
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Contents
Introduction 2
Doggie "Do"s & Don'ts 5
Doggie Dogmas 45
Dog Catching 73
Doggie Styles 81
Outroduction 92
Introduction
It's been said in passing: men are dogs.
Well, believe there's much capital-'T" Truth
I
behind this carelessly tossed-around bit of
wisdom. should know. I've spent exhaustive
I
years of research - and exhausting hours
involved in various forms of petting - only to
prove (and reprove) my Dog/Man Zen Belief
System. So, if you're not pleased with the way
your man is behaving, I suggest you follow the
advice of professionals - professional dog
trainers, that is.
But, before we begin, let's get acquainted
with this easy-to-follow key.
L^aiu-to-^oliow-J\e
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Dog Man
=
Doggie = Man
Puppy = Man
Mongrel = Man
Canine = Man
Mutt = Man
Pack of Dogs = Men
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A/iemorize this chart. Okay.
Now you're better prepared to
understand this book - and life.