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Wicked Astrology & Uncensored Advice
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Contents
acknowledgments xv
introinduction 1
chapter 1
Aries (the Ram,March 21–April 19),Ex or Next
11
Aries Rude-iments 11
Aries Tongue Lashing 12
Aries:Is He intoYou? 14
Advice to the Future Mrs.Aries 16
Advice to the Ex Ms.Aries 17
Sun/Venus Combinations:The True Love Potential Test 20
Aries Sun,Venus in Aries 20
•Boyfriend Potential Rating 22
•Celebrity Correspondents with Aries Sun, Venus in Aries 22
Aries Sun,Venus in Taurus 23
•Boyfriend Potential Rating 24
•Celebrity Correspondents with Aries Sun, Venus in Taurus 24
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Aries Sun,Venus in Gemini 24
•Boyfriend Potential Rating 25
•Celebrity Correspondents with Aries Sun, Venus in Gemini 25
Aries Sun,Venus in Aquarius 26
•Boyfriend Potential Rating 27
•Celebrity Correspondents with Aries Sun, Venus in
Aquarius 28
Aries Sun,Venus in Pisces 28
•Boyfriend Potential Rating 29
•Celebrity Correspondents with Aries Sun, Venus in Pisces 30
Aries Dic*-tionary 30
chapter 2
Taurus (the Bull,April 20–May 20),Ex or Next
32
Taurus Rude-iments 32
Taurus Tongue Lashing 34
Taurus:Is He intoYou? 35
Advice to the Future Mrs.Taurus 37
Advice to the Ex Ms.Taurus 38
Sun/Venus Combinations:The True Love Potential Test 41
Taurus Sun,Venus in Aries 41
•Boyfriend Potential Rating 42
•Celebrity Correspondents with Taurus Sun, Venus in Aries 43
Taurus Sun,Venus in Taurus 43
•Boyfriend Potential Rating 44
•Celebrity Correspondents with Taurus Sun, Venus in Taurus 45
Taurus Sun,Venus in Gemini 45
•Boyfriend Potential Rating 46
•Celebrity Correspondents with Taurus Sun,
Venus in Gemini 47
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Taurus Sun,Venus in Cancer 48
•Boyfriend Potential Rating 49
•Celebrity Correspondents with Taurus Sun, Venus in Cancer 49
Taurus Sun,Venus in Pisces 50
•Boyfriend Potential Rating 51
•Celebrity Correspondents with Taurus Sun, Venus in Pisces 51
Taurus Dic*-tionary 52
chapter 3
Gemini (the Twins,May 21–June 20),Ex or Next
54
Gemini Rude-iments 54
Gemini Tongue Lashing 58
Gemini:Is He intoYou? 59
Advice to the Future Mrs.Gemini 60
Advice to the Ex Ms.Gemini 61
Sun/Venus Combinations:The True Love Potential Test 63
Gemini Sun,Venus in Aries 63
•Boyfriend Potential Rating 64
•Celebrity Correspondents with Gemini Sun, Venus in Aries 65
Gemini Sun,Venus in Taurus 65
•Boyfriend Potential Rating 66
•Celebrity Correspondents with Gemini Sun, Venus in Taurus 67
Gemini Sun,Venus in Gemini 68
•Boyfriend Potential Rating 70
•Celebrity Correspondents with Gemini Sun,
Venus in Gemini 70
Gemini Sun,Venus in Cancer 70
•Boyfriend Potential Rating 72
•Celebrity Correspondents with Gemini Sun,
Venus in Cancer 72
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Gemini Sun,Venus in Leo 74
•Boyfriend Potential Rating 75
•Celebrity Correspondents with Gemini Sun, Venus in Leo 75
Gemini Dic*-tionary 76
chapter 4
Cancer (the Crab,June 21–July 22),Ex or Next
77
Cancer Rude-iments 77
Cancer Tongue Lashing 80
Cancer:Is He intoYou? 81
Advice to the Future Mrs.Cancer 83
Advice to the Ex Ms.Cancer 85
Sun/Venus Combinations:The True Love Potential Test 86
Cancer Sun,Venus in Taurus 86
•Boyfriend Potential Rating 88
•Celebrity Correspondents with Cancer Sun, Venus in Taurus 88
Cancer Sun,Venus in Gemini 88
•Boyfriend Potential Rating 89
•Celebrity Correspondents with Cancer Sun, Venus in Gemini 90
Cancer Sun,Venus in Cancer 91
•Boyfriend Potential Rating 92
•Celebrity Correspondents with Cancer Sun, Venus in Cancer 92
Cancer Sun,Venus in Leo 93
•Boyfriend Potential Rating 95
•Celebrity Correspondents with Cancer Sun, Venus in Leo 96
Cancer Sun,Venus in Virgo 97
•Boyfriend Potential Rating 98
•Celebrity Correspondents with Cancer Sun, Venus in Virgo 98
Cancer Dic*-tionary 99
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chapter 5
Leo (the Lion,July 23–August 22),Ex or Next
101
Leo Rude-iments 101
Leo Tongue Lashing 105
Leo:Is He intoYou? 107
Advice to the Future Mrs.Leo 110
Advice to the Ex Ms.Leo 111
Sun/Venus Combinations:The True Love Potential Test 113
Leo Sun,Venus in Gemini 113
•Boyfriend Potential Rating 114
•Celebrity Correspondents with Leo Sun, Venus in Gemini 114
Leo Sun,Venus in Cancer 115
•Boyfriend Potential Rating 116
•Celebrity Correspondents with Leo Sun, Venus in Cancer 117
Leo Sun,Venus in Leo 118
•Boyfriend Potential Rating 119
•Celebrity Correspondents with Leo Sun, Venus in Leo 119
Leo Sun,Venus in Virgo 120
•Boyfriend Potential Rating 121
•Celebrity Correspondents with Leo Sun, Venus in Virgo 121
Leo Sun,Venus in Libra 123
•Boyfriend Potential Rating 124
•Celebrity Correspondents with Leo Sun, Venus in Libra 125
Leo Dic*-tionary 125
chapter 6
Virgo (the Virgin,August 23–September 22),Ex or Next
127
Virgo Rude-iments 127
Virgo Tongue Lashing 130
Virgo:Is He intoYou? 132
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Advice to the Future Mrs.Virgo 133
Advice to the Ex Ms.Virgo 134
Sun/Venus Combinations:The True Love Potential Test 136
Virgo Sun,Venus in Cancer 136
•Boyfriend Potential Rating 137
•Celebrity Correspondents with Virgo Sun, Venus in Cancer 137
Virgo Sun,Venus in Leo 138
•Boyfriend Potential Rating 139
•Celebrity Correspondents with Virgo Sun, Venus in Leo 140
Virgo Sun,Venus in Virgo 141
•Boyfriend Potential Rating 143
•Celebrity Correspondents with Virgo Sun, Venus in Virgo 143
Virgo Sun,Venus in Libra 144
•Boyfriend Potential Rating 146
•Celebrity Correspondents with Virgo Sun, Venus in Libra 146
Virgo Sun,Venus in Scorpio 148
•Boyfriend Potential Rating 150
•Celebrity Correspondents with Virgo Sun, Venus in Scorpio 150
Virgo Dic*-tionary 151
chapter 7
Libra (the Scales,September 23–October 22),
Ex or Next
152
Libra Rude-iments 152
Libra Tongue Lashing 154
Libra:Is He intoYou? 155
Advice to the Future Mrs.Libra 156
Advice to the Ex Ms.Libra 157
Sun/Venus Combinations:The True Love Potential Test 158
Libra Sun,Venus in Leo 158
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•Boyfriend Potential Rating 159
•Celebrity Correspondents with Libra Sun, Venus in Leo 159
Libra Sun,Venus in Virgo 160
•Boyfriend Potential Rating 161
•Celebrity Correspondents with Libra Sun, Venus in Virgo 161
Libra Sun,Venus in Libra 163
•Boyfriend Potential Rating 164
•Celebrity Correspondents with Libra Sun, Venus in Libra 164
Libra Sun,Venus in Scorpio 165
•Boyfriend Potential Rating 166
•Celebrity Correspondents with Libra Sun, Venus in Scorpio 166
Libra Sun,Venus in Sagittarius 168
•Boyfriend Potential Rating 168
•Celebrity Correspondents with Libra Sun,
Venus in Sagittarius 169
Libra Dic*-tionary 169
chapter 8
Scorpio (the Scorpion,October 23–November 21),
Ex or Next
171
Scorpio Rude-iments 171
Scorpio Tongue Lashing 174
Scorpio:Is He intoYou? 175
Advice to the Future Mrs.Scorpio 176
Advice to the Ex Ms.Scorpio 177
Sun/Venus Combinations:The True Love Potential Test 178
Scorpio Sun,Venus in Virgo 178
•Boyfriend Potential Rating 179
•Celebrity Correspondents with Scorpio Sun, Venus in Virgo 180
Scorpio Sun,Venus in Libra 180
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