Table Of ContentDavid Southwell and Anne-Marie Forker
Over 5,000 hilarious anagrams arranged in 
lore than 200 categories, including celebrities 
teams, places, TV and films, and many, 
many more
C V M N O
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Astounding Anagrams
ROBOT SHOCKS ITALIAN
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ISBN 1 85868 885 X
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Senior Art Editor: Brow Mint 
Design: Jeers Hail Chic Usages 
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Printed and bound in England
The authors would like to thank Tim Dedopulos (Doomed Tulips); Claire 
Forker (Rare rock life); Mr Peter Bannon (Bent prominent ears); Mister 
Brendan Bannon (An Inbred snob remnant); Dan Southwell (Hallowed 
nuts); Sean Twist (Wet stains); Sean York (Yak snore); Leigh Tomkins (OK 
slime thing); David Brooks (Sir Vodka Bod); Simon Dove (Vein moods) 
Orlando Plunket Green (Elegant round plonker) and a host of other folk 
including Ed; Debbie; Syvel; Francis; Steve; Chris; Mike and David Smith.
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☆  CONTENTS  ☆
Books................................................................................5
Film  ................................................................................18
Food and Drink.............................................................59
Miscellaneous...............................................................67
Music..............................................................................84
Personalities  ................................................................107
Places............................................................................125
Politics  .........................................................................142
Sport..............................................................................155
The Arts  .......................................................................189
T V .................................................................................200
☆   BOOKS ☆
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Morris West  Worst miser 
Leslie Marmon Silko  Loser makes million 
Carol Shields  Scholar idles 
Irving Wallace  Crawling alive 
Ellen Gilchrist  Still lechering 
Thomas Ligotti  To Umif a ghost 
Alastair Maclean  I  am a Satan caller 
Cleveland Amory  My calendar love 
Douglas Copeland  Loud gonadal cups 
Patrick O’Brien  Baritone prick 
Anne McCaffrey  Fancy farce men 
James Baldwin  Main lewd jabs 
Charles Bukowski  Housebricks walk 
Patricia Cornwall  Now practical liar 
Anne Rice  Acne rein 
Thomas Pynchon  Not nympho cash 
Barbara Kingsolver  Broken arrival bags 
Ishmael Reed  Header smile 
Joseph Wambaugh  Ha! Huge swamp job 
Eileen Groudge  Need uglier ego 
Tom Robbins  Snort bimbo 
Irving Stone  Onset virgin 
Gloria Naylor  Loony rag liar 
Alice Walker  Wreak ill, ace 
Joyce Carol Oates A coo/ jersey coat
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☆   BOOKS  ☆
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Stephen King  He's pink gent 
Virginia Andrews  Arid raving swine 
Jackie Collins  Clinical jokes 
Barbara Erskine  Ask brain-bearer 
Patricia Scanlan  Is carnal captain 
Dean Koontz  On zonk date 
Catherine Cookson  No! A shock erection 
Minette Walters  Master new title 
Craig Thomas  Got charisma 
Helen Fielding  Define gin hell 
Thomas Harris  Hash arms riot 
Kathy Reichs  Hairy sketch 
Jilly Cooper  Jolly copier 
Terry Brooks  Story broker 
Wilbur Smith  Hi! Bum twirls 
Patricia Cornwell  Caterpillar in cow 
James Herbert  Jeer them bras 
David Gemmel  Mad devil gem 
John Grisham  Horns jag him 
Danielle Steel  Senile led tale 
Michael Crichton  Chronic lame itch 
Len Deighton  O! Thin legend 
Clive Egleton  I  neglect love 
Robin Cook  Oil Rock nob 
Ted Allbeury Ready bullet
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☆   BOOKS  ☆
Bfurm-l ioth  cBNTvAvthohs
Irvine Welsh  His new liver 
Salman Rushdie  Smashed urinal 
Clive Barker  Blacker river 
Barbara Taylor Bradford  Dartboard far-away blob 
Anita Brookner  Karate on Robin 
Colin Dexter  Old ex-cretin 
John Kilian Brunner  Na! Horrible junk inn 
Antonio Byatt  A batty notion 
Barbara C artland  A drab carnal brat 
Arthur Clarke  A chart lurker 
Bernard Cornwell  Rarer clown blend 
Daphne du Maurier  Dream up nude hair 
Ian Fleming  Failing men 
Frederick Forsyth  Freed frisky torch 
Stephen Hawking  A knight's nephew 
Georgette Heyer  He regret ego yet 
Michael Korda  I'm a older hack 
David John Lodge  Old dog hand jive 
Alan Gamer  Snarl arena 
Anne Perry  Rare penny 
Mary Stewart  Yes! Warm tart 
Rosemary Sutcliff  Foul, merry fascist 
Susan Townsend  Now sadness nut 
Joanna Trollope  Polar jet on loan 
Fay Weldon A downy elf
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☆   TV  ☆
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Eric Morecambe  Mere comic bear 
Ernie Wise  Rise in ewe 
Tony Hancock  Conch to Yank 
Spike Milligan  I  kill mean pigs 
Terry Jones  No! Try jeers 
Eric Sykes  Yes, sicker!
Graham Chapman  Hmm! A pagan arch 
Phil Silvers  Lip shrivels 
Jonathan Miller  Hell! Join mantra 
Eric Idle  Dire lice 
Michael Palin  I'm plain leach 
Eleanor Bron  Na! Loner bore 
William Rushton  I  worst ill human 
Bill Oddie  Led libido 
Alfie Bass  Fib ale ass 
Frankie Howard  Oh! Inward freak 
Wilfred Brambell  Warm dribble fell 
Harry H. Corbett  Hot cherry brat 
Ronnie Barker  In broken rear 
Gunner Beaumont  Burn mean tongue 
Wilfred Hyde White  Hey! Wed weird filth 
Terry Thomas  My tart horse 
Alf Garnett  Fart tangle 
Ronnie Corbett  I  born erect, not! 
Bill Fraser Bars' filler
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