Guano Stains Grandma aka Astounding Anagrams

228 Pages·1999·42.88 MB·English

by  David Southwell

David Southwell and Anne-Marie Forker
Over 5,000 hilarious anagrams arranged in
lore than 200 categories, including celebrities
teams, places, TV and films, and many,
many more

C V M N O
O M N A M
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aka
Astounding Anagrams
ROBOT SHOCKS ITALIAN
Text and design copyright © Carlton Books Limited 1999
All rights reserved.
This book Is sold subject to the condition that is shall not, by way of trade
or otherwise, be lent, resold, hired out or otherwise circulated without the
publisher's prior written consent in any form of cover or binding other than
that in which it is published and without a similar condition, including this
condition, being imposed upon the subsequent purchaser.
ISBN 1 85868 885 X
A CIP Catalogue for this book is available from the British Library
Executive Editor: Mould Deposit
Senior Art Editor: Brow Mint
Design: Jeers Hail Chic Usages
Production: Harm To Barber
Printed and bound in England
The authors would like to thank Tim Dedopulos (Doomed Tulips); Claire
Forker (Rare rock life); Mr Peter Bannon (Bent prominent ears); Mister
Brendan Bannon (An Inbred snob remnant); Dan Southwell (Hallowed
nuts); Sean Twist (Wet stains); Sean York (Yak snore); Leigh Tomkins (OK
slime thing); David Brooks (Sir Vodka Bod); Simon Dove (Vein moods)
Orlando Plunket Green (Elegant round plonker) and a host of other folk
including Ed; Debbie; Syvel; Francis; Steve; Chris; Mike and David Smith.
G vM N O
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Astounding Anagrams
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CARUON
☆ CONTENTS ☆
Books................................................................................5
Film ................................................................................18
Food and Drink.............................................................59
Miscellaneous...............................................................67
Music..............................................................................84
Personalities ................................................................107
Places............................................................................125
Politics .........................................................................142
Sport..............................................................................155
The Arts .......................................................................189
T V .................................................................................200
☆ BOOKS ☆
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Morris West Worst miser
Leslie Marmon Silko Loser makes million
Carol Shields Scholar idles
Irving Wallace Crawling alive
Ellen Gilchrist Still lechering
Thomas Ligotti To Umif a ghost
Alastair Maclean I am a Satan caller
Cleveland Amory My calendar love
Douglas Copeland Loud gonadal cups
Patrick O’Brien Baritone prick
Anne McCaffrey Fancy farce men
James Baldwin Main lewd jabs
Charles Bukowski Housebricks walk
Patricia Cornwall Now practical liar
Anne Rice Acne rein
Thomas Pynchon Not nympho cash
Barbara Kingsolver Broken arrival bags
Ishmael Reed Header smile
Joseph Wambaugh Ha! Huge swamp job
Eileen Groudge Need uglier ego
Tom Robbins Snort bimbo
Irving Stone Onset virgin
Gloria Naylor Loony rag liar
Alice Walker Wreak ill, ace
Joyce Carol Oates A coo/ jersey coat
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☆ BOOKS ☆
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Stephen King He's pink gent
Virginia Andrews Arid raving swine
Jackie Collins Clinical jokes
Barbara Erskine Ask brain-bearer
Patricia Scanlan Is carnal captain
Dean Koontz On zonk date
Catherine Cookson No! A shock erection
Minette Walters Master new title
Craig Thomas Got charisma
Helen Fielding Define gin hell
Thomas Harris Hash arms riot
Kathy Reichs Hairy sketch
Jilly Cooper Jolly copier
Terry Brooks Story broker
Wilbur Smith Hi! Bum twirls
Patricia Cornwell Caterpillar in cow
James Herbert Jeer them bras
David Gemmel Mad devil gem
John Grisham Horns jag him
Danielle Steel Senile led tale
Michael Crichton Chronic lame itch
Len Deighton O! Thin legend
Clive Egleton I neglect love
Robin Cook Oil Rock nob
Ted Allbeury Ready bullet
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☆ BOOKS ☆
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Irvine Welsh His new liver
Salman Rushdie Smashed urinal
Clive Barker Blacker river
Barbara Taylor Bradford Dartboard far-away blob
Anita Brookner Karate on Robin
Colin Dexter Old ex-cretin
John Kilian Brunner Na! Horrible junk inn
Antonio Byatt A batty notion
Barbara C artland A drab carnal brat
Arthur Clarke A chart lurker
Bernard Cornwell Rarer clown blend
Daphne du Maurier Dream up nude hair
Ian Fleming Failing men
Frederick Forsyth Freed frisky torch
Stephen Hawking A knight's nephew
Georgette Heyer He regret ego yet
Michael Korda I'm a older hack
David John Lodge Old dog hand jive
Alan Gamer Snarl arena
Anne Perry Rare penny
Mary Stewart Yes! Warm tart
Rosemary Sutcliff Foul, merry fascist
Susan Townsend Now sadness nut
Joanna Trollope Polar jet on loan
Fay Weldon A downy elf
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☆ TV ☆
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Eric Morecambe Mere comic bear
Ernie Wise Rise in ewe
Tony Hancock Conch to Yank
Spike Milligan I kill mean pigs
Terry Jones No! Try jeers
Eric Sykes Yes, sicker!
Graham Chapman Hmm! A pagan arch
Phil Silvers Lip shrivels
Jonathan Miller Hell! Join mantra
Eric Idle Dire lice
Michael Palin I'm plain leach
Eleanor Bron Na! Loner bore
William Rushton I worst ill human
Bill Oddie Led libido
Alfie Bass Fib ale ass
Frankie Howard Oh! Inward freak
Wilfred Brambell Warm dribble fell
Harry H. Corbett Hot cherry brat
Ronnie Barker In broken rear
Gunner Beaumont Burn mean tongue
Wilfred Hyde White Hey! Wed weird filth
Terry Thomas My tart horse
Alf Garnett Fart tangle
Ronnie Corbett I born erect, not!
Bill Fraser Bars' filler
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