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books; her extremely popular  ered a “years-long pattern” of allegations  our executive editor on November 26 after 
podcast, Terrible, Thanks for  against Keillor—women being paid for their  we contacted her alerting her to Keillor 
Asking; or for her nonprofit,  silence, becoming the subjects of ribald, un- being in the issue,” Olson said via email. She 
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ter to announce she’d no longer be working  zine—glancing soulfully downward and  “point of view” on the story in a sort of  Olson said ultimately “subscribers and 
with the Twin Cities lifestyle magazine. The  removing his glasses, as if in a moment of  “roundup” addendum—all without being  newsstand buyers” will decide if the piece is 
reason, she said, was its January 2020 cover  weary honesty with the viewer—a “privilege  given access to the piece itself. She said she  “compelling or relevant,” and that “change 
story: a feature called “Hindsight 20/20,”  afforded to a certain kind of man.” encouraged editorial staff to “think of the  comes from understanding topics from 
centering on former A Prairie Home Com- “And when we prioritize the documen- impact” focusing on Keillor would have  many perspectives so we can learn.”
panion host Garrison Keillor. tation of a powerful man because of his  on survivors of harassment and assault. McInerny isn’t convinced Keillor has 
Minnesota Public Radio cut ties with  art or his culture impact or or or—we tell  “I’m so sorry my words did nothing,”  earned her forgiveness—or anyone else’s.
Keillor after he was accused of “inappropri- survivors everywhere a powerful message,”  she said. “Redemption includes contrition and 
ate behavior” with a colleague. He claimed  she wrote. “We confirm that HE is more  As McInerny pointed out, it’s not always  action,” she wrote. “Happy Holidays!” 
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Columbia Heights 
wants to build the 
first city hall in a 
Al m o s t
 
luxury apartment 
building
ABy SUSAN DU U P S C A L E
t the end of September, in 
a meagerly attended City 
Council meeting, the blue-
collar suburb of Columbia 
Heights decided to build a 
new city hall in the doorway 
of a luxury apartment building. 
Such a marriage had never been 
attempted before, as far as city staff could 
tell, anywhere else in America.
Mixed-use properties—shiny flats with 
rooftop pools balanced atop breweries and 
boutiques—are the Twin Cities’ current 
development obsession. Members of Min-
nesota’s congressional delegation rent local 
constituent offices in private office buildings. 
But for a city to buy a 20,000-square-foot 
condo, almost the entire ground floor of 
a high-end apartment building, and call it 
the official seat of government? Columbia 
Heights would be the first.
Luxury housing developer Alatus, which 
recently canceled long-suffering plans to 
build a 40-story condo in the St. Anthony 
Falls Historic District, would be responsible 
for the new six-story building at 40th and 
Central, where an obsolete business cen-
ter, the former home of Northeast Bank, 
now stands. 
If Columbia Heights ever wanted to cre-
ate a destination downtown, with places to 
dine, shop, and enjoy nightlife, this prime 
parcel would be its nexus.
Its high potential for commercial devel-
opment was what qualified it for lucra-
tive federal tax breaks handed out by the 
Republican Congress of 2017.
In addition, Alatus requested financial aid 
from Columbia Heights—up to $43 million 
worth of subsidies that would otherwise 
go to schools and roads. The city taking it 
upon itself to purchase space would further 
insure Alatus’ success.
Council members spoke of the proposi-
tion as if it were too good to refuse.
They reasoned that purchasing a piece 
of someone else’s development would be 
a cheaper way to get a new city hall than 
constructing fresh. The city and the building 
could share maintenance costs and parking. 
When the roof needed replacing, they’d 
split that burden too.
Unanimously, they voted to both subsi-
dize Alatus and buy into its building.
Their decision came just three business 
days after the city hosted its first and only 
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A progressive who ran unsuccessfully 
for the council in 2016, Broom was visibly 
red in the face as he delivered a fuming 
denunciation of the choice of a city hall 
that was cheaper “only in the most fac-
ile and short-sighted sense of the term,” 
made with “barely a sneeze of community 
involvement.”
“You guys are shoveling money into 
Alatus’ pockets,” Broom said. “At the end 
of the year, when a bunch of developers 
get together and have drinks for whoever 
got the best deal, Bob Lux is getting drinks 
bought for him because he just got a great 
deal from the city of Columbia Heights.”
II.  
Holding out  
for a hero
N
orth of northeast Minneapolis, 
the hustle of Central Avenue 
slows to a provincial pace as it 
wends through a smattering of 
auto shops, small restaurants, and neigh-
borhoods composed of aging houses built 
after World War II. 
At 40th and Central Avenue Northeast is 
the library, which was recently renovated 
after 15 years of decay, and only follow-
ing a divisive referendum in which some 
residents felt its upkeep was less important 
ZOE PRINDS-FLASH
than a tax increase of $40 a year. 
A few blocks down, there’s a conspicuous  Columbia Heights has been trying to  In practice, economists soon found,  Columbia Heights’ main drag is a 
cavity where Rainbow Foods used to be. Its  forge a path into the future for a long time.  opportunity zones had only minimal incen- procession of strip malls and auto shops.
closure five years ago left the city without  Replacing its city hall—a 60-year-old patch- tive to accomplish a public service.
a full-service grocery store. Hy-Vee once  work of quick fixes with water seeping in  They were created in an industrial center  for three years, crumbling and occasion-
flirted with taking its place, but allowed  through the walls—is part of a long-range  in Nevada that housed a Tesla factory, a  ally burglarized. 
its application to lapse while focusing on  plan to redeem its reputation of neglect  prison in Florida, and at the Philadelphia  A few developers were interested. 
openings elsewhere in the metro.  and blight. Zoo, according to a 2018 study by Brookings  Alatus rose to the top of the heap with 
Nearly one-fourth of Columbia Heights  Then came President Donald Trump  Institution economist Adam Looney. These  a flashy vision of first-class, amenity-rich 
residents live in poverty—the highest rate in  to the rescue.  locations only loosely fit the definition of  apartments to lure downsizing seniors 
Anoka County. Young professionals, those  “low-income” because they weren’t places  and young professionals priced out of 
most likely to pay a premium to live in apart- III.   where people actually lived. northeast Minneapolis. It proposed a 
ments with hot tubs and spin rooms, aren’t  Unlike other placemaking programs  product nearly identical to the Ironwood 
Cutting-edge 
flooding to the Heights. Where the popula- intended to uplift the least fortunate, like  Apartments, a “luxury community” Alatus 
tax breaks
tion has grown, it’s done so among immi- the Low-Income Housing Tax Credit for  built in New Hope when Chirpich was the 
grant families seeking affordable housing.  affordable housing, developers could  community development director there.
I
Columbia Heights’ 2040 comprehen- n 2017, Congress passed Trump’s  build almost anything in an opportu- Later, when Alatus learned of Colum-
sive plan urged the city to understand the  tax bill, a transformative package of  nity zone. As a result, lavish condos  bia Heights’ desire for a new city hall, 
needs of its lower-income residents, and  sweeping cuts, which, in the nonpar- and high-end hotels are cropping up  it drew up plans incorporating council 
prescribed building 133 affordable housing  tisan Congressional Budget Office’s  in neighborhoods whose longtime resi- chambers and staff offices, suggesting 
units over the next decade. conservative estimation, would add $2.3  dents are now at risk of displacement  the city buy space onsite.
But shifting demographics have brought  trillion to the national debt over 10 years.  despite their plight being the basis for  Staff came to believe that city hall made 
occasional cultural collisions. One provision of that bill established  the program’s existence. sense as an anchor tenant.
In 2015, school board member Grant  “opportunity zones” in the poorest census  “There was an impression that the pro- “We bring activity to that corner, and 
Nichols resigned after comments accusing  tracts across America. The governors of each  cess was opaque, was influenced by local  we have a stable presence,” Chirpich says. 
Muslims of unsanitary bathroom habits  state got to choose them, so in Minnesota,  developers rather than being based on  “So if there’s going to be some commer-
surfaced on his Facebook.  counties nominated places that were sup- the needs of low-income residents,” says  cial or retail on the first floor, in their 
And when the affordable housing devel- posed to be both low-income and ripe for  Looney. “The whole thing is an amazing  estimation, why not have a very solid 
oper Dominion attempted to build apart- development. Real estate investors who  piece of work, to get the law passed. It’s  partner in somebody that can stay there 
ments on an old Kmart site, the prospect  built there could avoid paying capital gains  a boondoggle.”  for 50 years, instead of a revolving door 
of new renters earning 60 percent of area  taxes as long as they held on to their build- Columbia Heights’ downtown commer- of marginalized retail enterprises?”
median income caused an incendiary row  ings for 10 years.  cial corridor was designated an opportunity  But Alatus drove a harder bargain still. 
at city hall in which some members of a  These domestic tax shelters were  zone in the spring of 2018. Aaron Chirpich,  Simply building luxury apartments in 
local condo association, demanding the  designed to funnel private capital held by  the city’s community development director,  an opportunity zone wasn’t profitable 
city spurn  rentals, conflated density with  the richest Americans into the nation’s most  promptly held a developer roundtable to  enough. Alatus could demand higher rents 
transients sowing “disarray and neglect,”  impoverished communities. A win-win,  advertise the former business center at  in downtown Minneapolis, says Chirpich, 
“noise and traffic,” and “gun wars.”  in theory. 40th and Central, which had been vacant  so it would have to have financial aid in 
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ZOE PRINDS-FLASH
HowCBDcanhelpyouthrough
the form of tax increment financing (TIF)  Slow-paced and neighborly, Columbia  theholidays
to build in Columbia Heights. Heights is seeing its population grow 
TIF, simply put, would freeze prop- among immigrant families seeking  TheChristmasandChanukahseasonsare
affordable housing. uponus,andastheyearbringsfamilies
erty taxes on the business center site.  andlovedonesclosertooneanother,italso
Additional taxes generated as a result  bringsthemclosertostressandanxiety.
Theendoftheyearishardonpeople.Money
of development would be set aside and  The TIF probably won’t be $43 million 
problems,cross-countrytravelandpersonal
reinvested in the apartment building and  when in its final form. Costs could go  issueswithfamilycansometimesbring
immediate surroundings. Normally, those  down depending on the ultimate number  stressandworrytopeopleandsignsof
taxes would feed the city’s general needs,  of apartments and size of a small coffee  anxietylikesuicideratestendtobehigher
aroundtheholidays.
county roads, and the local school dis- shop planned for the ground floor. But 
Amidtheseworryingaspectsofa
trict, but by forgoing its future income,  in any case, the city plans to use TIF to  traditionallycheerytimeofyear,there’sno
Columbia Heights could subsidize Alatus  reimburse Alatus for all eligible expenses  wonderwhypeoplemightseekout-of-the-
even though it didn’t have the ability to  under state law, says city manager Kelli  boxsolutions,buttherearealsolessweighty
concerns:Whattothinkupforthathard-to-
do so upfront.  Bourgeois.
buy-forfamilymember,forinstance.
According to a TIF plan representing  Which includes land. This means that  Oneavenuethousandswillbetakingthisyearisthenewly-mintedmarketforCBD
the maximum potential of the project,  although Columbia Heights bought the  products,freshfromayearlonginnovationstreakafterthesubstancewasfederally
Columbia Heights would give up to $43  business center building in July for $2.9  legalizedwith2018’sFarmBill.
Scientificconclusionsarefarfromevident,butearlystudieshaveshownconnections
million over the course of 26 years to  million with the intention of selling it 
betweenCBDandthebody’sendocannabinoidsystem,orECS,toregulatebodily
reimburse Alatus for the cost of land,  to Alatus, the developer will ultimately  functions.There’sevenaprescriptionepilepsydrugbasedonCBD.
site improvements, utilities, and a raft of  reimburse itself with taxes that would  Meanwhile,ordinarypeoplehavefoundmanyusesforCBDoils,flowerandother
products.TestimonialsshowtheyloveCBDfortheiranxiety,insomnia,chronicpain
other development expenses. The loss to  otherwise go to the city.
problems,inflammationandothercommonissues.
Anoka County and local schools would  “This is exactly how TIF works,” insists 
WhatanynewcomertotheCBDmarket,especiallythistimeofyear,willnoticeisthatit
be $1.6 million each. Chirpich.  canbehardtotellqualityCBDproductsfromjunk.Withthesurgeinthemarketthereare
Residential developments are the least  Cities are not obligated to reimburse  somanynewcomersandgas-stationcannabisexpertsthatyou’dalmostthinktrustisa
four-letterword.
sensible use of TIF schemes, according  developers for all related costs, and are 
Luckily,NothingButHemphasmadeanameinMinnesotaandaroundthecountryforits
to University of Illinois-Chicago Prof.  free to negotiate the breakdown of finan- educationalcapabilitiesandhigh-quality,lab-testedproducts.
David Merriman, whose research has  cial aid versus how much the developer  Becauseofhowvariablehempproductsandtheirmanufacturecanbe,theNothingBut
called for more careful use of this com- must contribute, according to Jason Nord,  Hempteamkeepskeepmonitoringonallthebrandsandproductlinesitkeepsonits
shelves,hand-selectingthebestintheindustryanddroppingproductsthatdon’tkeepup
mon public financing tool. an assistant state auditor who special-
withtheirstandards.
More housing means more families, and  izes in TIF.  WithbrandslikeCharlotte’sWebCBD,PlantDivaCBDbathbombsandWyldCBDvaping
educating those children increases the  The finding that development wouldn’t  products,there’ssomethingatNothingButHempforjustabouteveryone.
burden on local schools—which would,  occur without TIF is also highly subjec- HousebrandSiskiyouSungrownCBDisanOregon-basedfarm-to-tablebrandthathas
repeatedlyproventoproducesomeofthehighestqualityorganic,non-additiveCBDoils.
by design, lose property tax revenue as  tive, he says. 
MinnyGrownCBDalsoshowsNothingButHemp’scommitmenttolocalgrowersand
a result of TIF. “Maybe a development that big  business.WithfineCBDisolatesandfull-spectrumoils,MinnyGrown’sflavorsinclude
Bankrolling luxury housing, which  wouldn’t have happened, but a smaller  pumpkinpie,spearmintandlemonlime.
NothingButHemphaslocationsinMinneapolis’UptownneighborhoodonLakeStreet
creates almost no jobs, is particularly  development would have. Or maybe the 
andLyndaleAvenueandinSt.PaulonGrandAvenue.YoucanalsofindNothingButHemp
hard to justify, Merriman says. development wouldn’t have happened in 
shopsinWhiteBearLake,ForestLake,CloquetandMaplewood,Minnesota.
“Big cities will have a better chance  the very near term, but one might have  StopbyaNothingButHemplocationsoonforallyourholidaywellnessandgift-giving
of negotiating with a developer to get a  come down eventually.” needs!
better deal because they do it all the time, 
whereas they have more time and more  IV.   LOCATIONS
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it, the market value of the property would  About 15 people attended.  FindusonFacebook /nothingbuthemp
never increase, and none of the foregone  Chirpich, the economic development 
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TheChristmasandChanukahseasonsare
uponus,andastheyearbringsfamilies
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ing a condo versus building a standalone  underdeveloped downtown intersection. bringsthemclosertostressandanxiety.
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city hall. Sure enough, it looked as though 
problems,cross-countrytravelandpersonal
taxpayers would save $5.5 million by going  issueswithfamilycansometimesbring
with Alatus.  Buesgens’ colleagues were far more  stressandworrytopeopleandsignsof
Part of the savings required the city to  enthusiastic. anxietylikesuicideratestendtobehigher
aroundtheholidays.
give Alatus the municipal parking ramp next  John Murzyn Jr., son of a longtime park 
Amidtheseworryingaspectsofa
door to the business center building, which  superintendent after whom the commu- traditionallycheerytimeofyear,there’sno
served area businesses, a local church with  nity center Murzyn Hall was named, said  wonderwhypeoplemightseekout-of-the-
an aging population, and other residents in  he would support any option that could  boxsolutions,buttherearealsolessweighty
concerns:Whattothinkupforthathard-to-
the winter months when overnight street  avoid raising taxes on Columbia Heights 
buy-forfamilymember,forinstance.
parking was not allowed. In return, Alatus  residents. Oneavenuethousandswillbetakingthisyearisthenewly-mintedmarketforCBD
would credit Columbia Heights $2 million,  Bobby Williams, co-owner of Bobby and  products,freshfromayearlonginnovationstreakafterthesubstancewasfederally
which would be spent building a portion  Steve’s Auto World, added, “As a matter of  legalizedwith2018’sFarmBill.
Scientificconclusionsarefarfromevident,butearlystudieshaveshownconnections
of the city’s condo. fact, the developer told me personally—we 
betweenCBDandthebody’sendocannabinoidsystem,orECS,toregulatebodily
The cost of the TIF didn’t come up for  haven’t seen the numbers yet—but it looks  functions.There’sevenaprescriptionepilepsydrugbasedonCBD.
discussion. Neither did yearly condo dues. like city hall may not cost us anything.  Meanwhile,ordinarypeoplehavefoundmanyusesforCBDoils,flowerandother
products.TestimonialsshowtheyloveCBDfortheiranxiety,insomnia,chronicpain
Emails obtained from a data practices  That’s what he told me.” 
problems,inflammationandothercommonissues.
request show Alatus wants Columbia  City staff stepped in to inform Williams 
WhatanynewcomertotheCBDmarket,especiallythistimeofyear,willnoticeisthatit
Heights to pay $20,000 for common area  that, regardless of what Alatus might have  canbehardtotellqualityCBDproductsfromjunk.Withthesurgeinthemarketthereare
maintenance and $15,000 for 30 parking  said, building out the new condo would  somanynewcomersandgas-stationcannabisexpertsthatyou’dalmostthinktrustisa
four-letterword.
stalls annually. The total would be four  still cost Columbia Heights an estimated 
Luckily,NothingButHemphasmadeanameinMinnesotaandaroundthecountryforits
times the city’s revenues from adding its  $2.7 million. educationalcapabilitiesandhigh-quality,lab-testedproducts.
parking ramp back to the tax rolls, and  Nevertheless, Columbia Heights Mayor  Becauseofhowvariablehempproductsandtheirmanufacturecanbe,theNothingBut
doesn’t include utilities, cleaning services,  Donna Schmitt, who once announced on  Hempteamkeepskeepmonitoringonallthebrandsandproductlinesitkeepsonits
shelves,hand-selectingthebestintheindustryanddroppingproductsthatdon’tkeepup
or a reserve fund for major repairs.  Twitter that “gentrification is a myth,” 
withtheirstandards.
At the end of the night, Chirpich  urged fellow council members to be brave  WithbrandslikeCharlotte’sWebCBD,PlantDivaCBDbathbombsandWyldCBDvaping
announced he would ask the City Council  and lead other cities by example.  products,there’ssomethingatNothingButHempforjustabouteveryone.
to make a “significant decision” at its full  “Everyone will be looking to us,” she  HousebrandSiskiyouSungrownCBDisanOregon-basedfarm-to-tablebrandthathas
repeatedlyproventoproducesomeofthehighestqualityorganic,non-additiveCBDoils.
meeting on September 23.  reasoned. “It’s also creating a unique and 
MinnyGrownCBDalsoshowsNothingButHemp’scommitmenttolocalgrowersand
That decision turned out to be the cre- marketable identity for our city. It has been  business.WithfineCBDisolatesandfull-spectrumoils,MinnyGrown’sflavorsinclude
ation of the TIF district and a commitment  mentioned, this has not happened before.” pumpkinpie,spearmintandlemonlime.
to buy into Alatus’ project.  Ultimately the council voted unani- NothingButHemphaslocationsinMinneapolis’UptownneighborhoodonLakeStreet
andLyndaleAvenueandinSt.PaulonGrandAvenue.YoucanalsofindNothingButHemp
Connie Buesgens, an affordable housing  mously to approve financial aid for the 
shopsinWhiteBearLake,ForestLake,CloquetandMaplewood,Minnesota.
proponent, was the only council member  Alatus project and become its first resident. StopbyaNothingButHemplocationsoonforallyourholidaywellnessandgift-giving
to express concern. Placing city hall—a  Some residents were taken aback,  needs!
fundamentally dull bureaucracy shop  unaware that this city hall concept had 
closed nights and weekends—on Columbia  been under consideration. LOCATIONS
Heights’ main drag might be a lost oppor- Amada Simula, president of the com- MAPLEWOODMALL FORESTLAKE SAINTPAUL
tunity to pump life into an otherwise fully  munity building nonprofit HeightsNEXT,  3001WhiteBearAve 143LakeStN 844GrandAve
built city, she pointed out. wishes the city had tried as hard to involve  Maplewood,MN55109 ForestLake,MN55025 SaintPaul,MN55105
And what happens when a contentious  the public in the creation of city hall as  UPTOWN CLOQUET WHITEBEARLAKE
issue appears on the council’s agenda and  it had for Columbia Heights’ 100th anni- 617WLakeSt 6N14thSt 4762BanningAve,
www.seedcafempls.com
irate residents crowd the chambers and the  versary bash, coming up in 2021, and for  Minneapolis,MN55408 Cloquet,MN55720 WhiteBearLake,MN55110
minneapolis.modoyoga.com hallway, making noise, per their constitu- which the staff have been gathering feed-
tional right? How would the city contain  back for months.  FindusonFacebook /nothingbuthemp
a protest with 500 roommates living on  Mary Tholkes, a Columbia Heights 
www.nothingbuthemp.net
the floors above? resident of 40 years, says that while the 
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