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ALICE FROM ISLE OF MAN IS...
AT BASH STREET SCHOOL... YOU'RE GOING TO 'M DRAMATIC!
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TO BE IN ALICE'S | |] DIRECTOR AND A BACKSTAGE
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| WANT YOU IN ;
GROUPS. CREECHER! :
HI! I'M ALICE AND
'M #SOBEANO |
THIS WEEK! Dy hs AND I'M GOOD AT
- TELLING PEOPLE
WHAT TO DO!
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CREECHER HERE TO TELL THE
A FEW TIPS, ED TOO!
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SOMEBODY IS DEFINITELY
ETTING INTO THEIR ROLE!
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CHECK OUT MY UMM SHOUTING AND BEING
SOUND EFFECTS! = Bossy!
WORDS: Grace Balfour-Harle ART: Rianne Rowlands
WANT TO BE ie
WHAT HAPPENS
IF THEY'RE
CHOSEN TO BE
#SOBEANO,
ALICE!
Next week, it
could be YOU!
YOU'LL GET TO PICK \
THE BEST JOKES
AND PRANKS, AWARD
SOMEONE THE
GOLDEN #SOBEANO,
READ THE COMIC
STRIPS BEFORE
ANYONE ELSE AND
LOADS MORE!
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The answer to Your all-time Your name, date of birth, your parent or
the question! favourite joke! guardian’s name, phone number and email!
The answer to last week’s question was Beanotown docks!
STOP PRESS! We all want our towns to be like Beanotown again - and ASAP! But, for as long as the
= government asks us, please stay at home, protect our NHS and save lives. - Ed (April 2020)
The funniest entry will be chosen by the Beano editor. Please see page 35 for important details. Did you Know, a mobile phone screen can have up to ten times more germs on it than your toilet seat?!
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THIS IS HOW RACING
GAMES USED TO BE! THEY
EXISTED IN THE REAL
WORLD/ LET'S RACE!
ARE YOU TOO
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IN CAR COMBAT?
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DOESN'T
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ANYTHING!
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FASTER THAN MUM,
JUST FASTER THAN
YOUR DAD! HA-HA!
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WORDS: Andy Fanton ART: Laura Howell
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GAH! DAD!
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DOING HERE?!
AND WHAT
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OPEN AFTERNOON COME Non
WILL START SOON!
SOME OF YOUR
PARENTS WILL BE
COMING IN TO SEE
YOUR CLASS
PROJECTS! ;
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PLEASE BE MUM,
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: COWBOYS IN HERE! LOOK AT
THIS! THERE'S NO TENSION
IN THESE CABLES!
| THOUGHT I'D DRESS ALL COOL AND HIP,
SO YOU WOULDN'T BE EMBARRASSED!
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REDO THIS BIT... MUCH BETTER THAN YOUR
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