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WORDS: Grace Balfour-Harle ART: Shannon Gallant
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HI! I'M ZACH!
'M #SOBEANO
THIS WEEK! Ee. BRING ANYTHING BACK!
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CATS WERE SO SPECIAL, IF ANYONE TIME MACHINE LATER...
HURT A CAT, THEY WOULD BE SENTENCED :
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Oe te ee eaieee ane a : PHEW! I'M BACK SAFELY, I'M GLAD NON
THE TIME MACHINE! SHOO! OF THOSE CATS CAME BACK WITH ME,
THAT COULD HAVE BEEN A DISASTER!
or
TELL THEM
WHAT HAPPENS
IF THEY'RE
CHOSEN TO
BE #SOBEANO,
ZACHARY!
Next week, it
could be you!
YOU'LL GET TO PICK
a THE BEST JOKES
What did Mum AND PRANKS, AWARD
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RESULTS OF YOUR SUPERCOMPUTER AND RUN
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WELCOME TO POSH
STREET SCHOOL, NEW
STUDENTS! | WILL BE YOUR |,
TUTOR, MR HARRUMBLE-
BUMBLE-CRUMP.,
I'M GOING TO MISS
THOSE KIDS.
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WORDS: Andy Fanton ART: David Sutherland
ACCORDING TO YOUR TESTS, YOU ARE
ALL SUPER-GENIUSES WHICH IS WHY EGADS! WHO HAS
yOu'VE BEEN SENT HERE, WE ONLY TARNISHED OUR
ACCEPT THE BRIGHTEST, THE BEST... PORTRAITS?!
AND THE BEST-CONNECTED.
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CHORTLE!
THIS IS OUR CLASSROOM, f URRGH! | CAN'T
SUCH PRICELESS AND THESE ARE YOUR NEW BELIEVE WE HAVE TO
ART! RUINED! | THOUGHT WE CLASSMATES - TARQUIN, OLIVIA, SHARE THIS CLASS
SHOULD LEAVE OUR SYNGEN-SMYTHE, BARTLEBY,
MARK! CHUCKLE! ea \. CYNTHIA, NORBERT AND FFYLIP, WITH COMMONERS!
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WHO NEEDS IT WAS WIDELY
TO KNOW LATIN
EXCELLENT, YOU USED SPOKEN DURING THE
ANYWAY? IT'S A 1 TIME OF THE ROMAN
TWO LATIN PHRASES JEkD LANGUAGE,
RIGHT THERE! }\\ EMPIRE, ACTUALLY! }
TODAY'S FIRST
LESSON WILL BE
LATIN. DO ANY OF
OUR NEW STUDENTS
KNOW ANY LATIN?
NOW YOU'RE
\ Fon : TALKING OUR_ ff
WE'VE BEEN TOO By} ' ; LANGUAGE! THE
HALA fa ROMANS HAD
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is guess THESE BUFFOONS \ig
i DON'T KNOW ANY
LATIN! THEY'RE
FRAUDS!
YOU ABSOLUTE
BOUNDERS!
CEASE THAT
BEHAVIOUR RIGHT
THIS INSTANT! . THERE'S NO NEED FOR
- LANGUAGE LIKE THAT! CHORTLE!
LET US TURN
OUR ATTENTION FINALLY, WE MIGHT GET CROQUET! THE
TO PHYSICAL TO HAVE A KICK ABOUT SPORT OF LADIES
EDUCATION. OR SOMETHING! AND GENTLEMEN!
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EXERCISING! somes SNACK! CHOMP!
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MY CRISPS,
HERE WE GO!
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AND THE GAME
IS MINE!
THAT WAS LESS LIKE
CROQUET, AND MORE
LIKE CRACK-UET!
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IS THE WORST, 4 THOUGH! nae | TAKE BACK
lS . EVERYTHING | SAID
IT'S EVEN DULLER . 4 sali ABOUT THIS PLACE!
THAN OUR OLD ~
SCHOOL, AND | DIDN'T
THINK THAT WAS
POSSIBLE!
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TO TUCK IN!
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YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED
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I'VE NEVER
KNOWN THE KIDS
TO WANT TO STAY
IN SCHOOL!
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HELPDESK
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~o BOOKS, YETI!
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WORDS: Ned Hartley ART: Wayne Thompson
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