Table Of ContentMike	Resnick	(ed)	–	Alien	Crimes
ALIEN	CRIMES
Edited	by
Mike	Resnick
	
	
SCIENCE	FICTION	BOOK	CLUB
	
Compilation	and	Introduction	copyright	©	2007	by	Mike	Resnick
“Nothing	Personal”	copyright	©	2007	by	Pat	Cadigan	“A	Locked-
Planet	Mystery”	copyright	©	2007	by	Mike	Resnick	“Hoxbomb”
copyright	©	2007	by	Harry	Turtledove	“The	End	of	the	World”
copyright	©	2007	by	Kristine	Kathryn	Rusch
“Dark	Heaven”	copyright	©	2007	by	Gregory	Benford	“Womb	of
Every	World”	copyright	©	2007	by	Walter	Jon	Williams
All	rights	reserved.
	
First	Science	Fiction	Book	Club	printing	April	2007
Published	by	Science	Fiction	Book	Club,	401	Franklin	Avenue,
Garden	City,	New	York	11530.	Visit	the	SF	Book	Club	online	at
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Book	design	by	Christos	Peterson
ISBN:	978-1-58288-223-9
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Contents
Mike	Resnick	(ed)	–	Alien	Crimes
Contents
INTRODUCTION
NOTHING	PERSONAL	by	Pat	Cadigan
A	LOCKED-PLANET	MYSTERY	by	Mike	Resnick
HOXBOMB	by	Harry	Turtledove
THE	END	OF	THE	WORLD	by	Kristine	Kathryn	Rusch
DARK	HEAVEN	by	Gregory	Benford
WOMB	OF	EVERY	WORLD	by	Walter	Jon	Williams
End	of	Mike	Resnick	(ed)	-	Alien	Crimes
INTRODUCTION
TWO	YEARS	ago	I	edited	Down	These	Dark	Spaceways,	an
anthology	of	six	hard-boiled	science	fiction	detective	novellas,
for	the	Science	Fiction	Book	Club.	It	was	pretty	well	received:
Robert	J.	Sawyer’s	novella	was	nominated	for	a	Hugo	and	a
Nebula,	Catherine	Asaro’s	was	nominated	for	a	couple	of
awards,	others	appeared	in	various	Best-of-the-Year
anthologies.
So	last	year	I	approached	the	book	club	and	suggested	we	do
another.	They	agreed,	with	the	stipulation	that	this	book	of	alien
crimes	not	contain	any	hard-boiled	mysteries,	that	we	show	that
the	infinitely	adaptable	field	of	science	fiction	is	able	to
encompass	all	kinds	of	mysteries.	After	all,	Alfred	Bester’s	The
Demolished	Man	and	Isaac	Asimov’s	The	Caves	of	Steel,	the	two
archetypal	science	fictional	mysteries,	weren’t	hard-boiled
novels.
Hence,	Alien	Crimes.	Once	again	I	chose	some	of	the	very
best	writers	in	the	field	and	put	the	challenge	to	them:	give	me
a	science	fiction	mystery,	make	it	novella	length,	play	fair	with
the	reader,	and	this	time	let’s	have	no	genuflecting	to	the
Hammett/Chandler	school	of	writing.	In	due	time	they	delivered
their	stories,	and	I	think	you’ll	find	the	broad	range	of
approaches	and	subject	matter	as	interesting	as	the	mysteries
themselves.	Hugo	winner	and	best	seller	Harry	Turtledove
examines	the	odor	of	crime	in	Hoxbomb;	I	bring	back	my	Down
These	Dark	Spaceways	detective	Jake	Masters,	but	this	time
he’s	working	for	the	police	and	trying	to	solve	A	Locked-Planet
Mystery;	Hugo	winner	and	Edgar	nominee	Kristine	Kathryn
Rusch	demonstrates	that	things	are	not	always	what	they	seem
in	End	of	the	World;	Hugo	nominee	and	Clarke	winner	Pat
Cadigan	gives	us	an	interesting	lady	investigator	with	a	unique
problem	to	solve	in	Nothing	Personal;	Nebula	winner	Gregory
Benford	seems	to	be	telling	a	contemporary	mystery	in	Dark
Heaven,	and	then	proves	that	appearances	can	be	deceiving;
and	finally,	in	Womb	of	Every	World,	Nebula	winner	Walter	Jon
Williams	brings	you	a	story	that...	well,	whatever	you	think	it	is,
it’s	almost	certainly	not.
I	think,	like	its	predecessor,	this	book	proves	that	science
fiction	can	always	bring	something	fresh	and	new	to	other	forms
of	fiction—especially	the	mystery	story.
—Mike	Resnick
NOTHING	PERSONAL	by	Pat	Cadigan
Detective	Ruby	Tsung	could	not	say	when	the	Dread	had	first
come	over	her.	It	had	been	a	gradual	development,	taking	place
over	a	period	of	weeks,	possibly	months,	with	all	the	subtlety	of
any	of	the	more	mundane	life	processes—weight	gain,	graying
hair,	aging	itself.	Time	marched	on	and	one	day	you	woke	up	to
find	you	were	a	somewhat	dumpy,	graying,	middle-aged
homicide	detective	with	twenty-five	years	on	the	job	and	a	hefty
lump	of	bad	feeling	in	the	pit	of	your	stomach:	the	Dread.
It	was	a	familiar-enough	feeling,	the	Dread.	Ruby	had	known
it	well	in	the	past.	Waiting	for	the	verdict	in	an	officer-involved
shooting;	looking	up	from	her	backlog	of	paperwork	to	find	a
stone-faced	Internal	Affairs	Division	officer	standing	over	her;
the	doctor	clearing	his	throat	and	telling	her	to	sit	down	before
giving	her	the	results	of	the	mammogram;	answering	an
unknown	trouble	call	and	discovering	it	was	a	cop’s	address.
Then	there	were	the	ever-popular	rumors,	rumors,	rumors:	of
budget	cuts,	of	forced	retirement	for	everyone	with	more	than
fifteen	years	in,	of	mandatory	transfers,	demotions,	promotions,
stings,	grand	jury	subpoenas,	not	to	mention	famine,	war;
pestilence,	disease,	and	death—business	as	usual.
After	a	while	she	had	become	inured	to	a	lot	of	it.	You	had	to
or	you’d	make	yourself	sick,	give	yourself	an	ulcer,	or	go	crazy.
As	she	had	grown	more	experienced,	she	had	learned	what	to
worry	about	and	what	she	could	consign	to	denial	even	just
temporarily.	Otherwise,	she	would	have	spent	all	day	with	the
Dread	eating	away	at	her	insides	and	all	night	with	it	sitting	on
her	chest	crushing	the	breath	out	of	her.
The	last	ten	years	of	her	twenty-five	had	been	in	Homicide
and	in	that	time,	she	had	had	little	reason	to	feel	Dread.	There
was	no	point.	This	was	Homicide—something	bad	was	going	to
happen	so	there	was	no	reason	to	dread	it.	Someone	was	going
to	turn	up	dead	today,	tomorrow	it	would	be	someone	else,	the
next	day	still	someone	else,	and	so	forth.	Nothing	personal,	just
homicide.
Nothing	personal.	She	had	been	coping	with	the	job	on	this
basis	for	a	long	time	now	and	it	worked	just	fine.	Whatever	each
murder	might	have	been	about,	she	could	be	absolutely	certain
that	it	wasn’t	about	her.	Whatever	had	gone	so	seriously	wrong
as	to	result	in	loss	of	life,	it	was	not	meant	to	serve	as	an	omen,
a	warning,	or	any	other	kind	of	signifier	in	her	life.	Just	the	facts,
ma’am	or	sir.	Then	punch	out	and	go	home.
Nothing	personal.	She	was	perfectly	clear	on	that.	It	didn’t
help.	She	still	felt	as	if	she	had	swallowed	something	roughly
the	size	and	density	of	a	hockey	puck.
There	was	no	specific	reason	that	she	could	think	of.	She
wasn’t	under	investigation—not	as	far	as	she	knew,	anyway,
and	she	made	a	point	of	not	dreading	what	she	didn’t	know.	She
hadn’t	done	anything	(lately)	that	would	have	called	for	any
serious	disciplinary	action;	there	were	no	questionable	medical
tests	to	worry	about,	no	threats	of	any	kind.	Her	son,	Jake,	and
his	wife,	Lita,	were	nested	comfortably	in	the	suburbs	outside
Boston,	making	an	indecent	amount	of	money	in	computer
software	and	raising	her	grandkids	in	a	big	old	Victorian	house
that	looked	like	something	out	of	a	storybook.	The	kids	e-mailed
her	regularly,	mostly	jokes	and	scans	of	their	crayon	drawings.
Whether	they	were	all	really	as	happy	as	they	appeared	to	be
was	another	matter	but	she	was	fairly	certain	they	weren’t
suffering.	But	even	if	she	had	been	inclined	to	worry	unduly
about	them,	it	wouldn’t	have	felt	like	the	Dread.
Almost	as	puzzling	to	her	as	when	the	Dread	had	first	taken
up	residence	was	how	she	had	managed	not	to	notice	it	coming
on.	Eventually	she	understood	that	she	hadn’t—she	had	simply
pushed	it	to	the	back	of	her	mind	and	then,	being	continuously
busy,	had	kept	on	pushing	it	all	the	way	into	the	'Worry	About
Later	file,	where	it	had	finally	grown	too	intense	to	ignore.
Which	brought	her	back	to	the	initial	question:	when	the	hell
had	it	started?	Had	it	been	there	when	her	partner,	Rita	Castillo,
had	retired?	She	didn’t	remember	feeling	anything	as
unpleasant	as	the	Dread	when	Rita	had	made	the
announcement	or	later	on,	at	her	leaving	party.	Held	in	a	cop
bar,	the	festivities	had	gone	on	till	two	in	the	morning	and	the
only	unusual	thing	about	it	for	Ruby	had	been	that	she	had	gone
home	relatively	sober.	Not	by	design	and	not	for	any	specific
reason.	Not	even	on	purpose—she	had	had	a	couple	of	drinks
that	had	given	her	a	nice	mellow	buzz,	after	which	she	had
switched	to	diet	cola.	Some	kind	of	new	stuff—someone	had
given	her	a	taste	and	she’d	liked	it.	Who?	Right,	Tommy
DiCenzo;	Tommy	had	fifteen	years	of	sobriety,	which	was	some
kind	of	precinct	record.
But	the	Dread	hadn’t	started	that	night;	it	had	already	been
with	her	then.	Not	the	current	full-blown	knot	of	Dread,	but	in
retrospect	she	knew	that	she	had	felt	something	and	simply
refused	to	think	about	the	bit	of	disquiet	that	had	sunk	its
barbed	hook	into	a	soft	place.
But	she	hadn’t	been	so	much	in	denial	that	she	had	gotten
drunk.	You	left	yourself	open	to	all	sorts	of	unpleasantness
when	you	tied	one	on	at	a	cop’s	retirement	party:	bad	thoughts,
bad	memories,	bad	dreams,	and	real	bad	mornings-after.	Of
course,	knowing	that	hadn’t	always	stopped	her	in	the	past.	It
was	too	easy	to	let	yourself	be	caught	up	in	the	moment,	in	all
the	moments,	and	suddenly	you	were	completely	shitfaced	and
wondering	how	that	could	have	happened.	Whereas	she
couldn’t	remember	the	last	time	she’d	heard	of	anyone	staying
sober	by	accident.
Could	have	been	the	nine-year-old	that	had	brought	the
Dread	on.	That	had	been	pretty	bad	even	for	an	old	hand	like
herself.	Rita	had	been	on	vacation	and	she	had	been	working
alone	when	the	boy’s	body	had	turned	up	in	the	Dumpster	on
the	South	Side—or	South	Town,	which	was	what	everyone
seemed	to	be	calling	it	now.	The	sudden	name-change	baffled
her;	she	had	joked	to	Louie	Levant	at	the	desk	across	from	hers
about	not	getting	the	memo	on	renaming	the	’hoods.	Louie	had
looked	back	at	her	with	a	mixture	of	mild	surprise	and
amusement	on	his	pale	features.	“South	Town	was	what	we
always	called	it	when	I	was	growing	up	there,”	he	informed	her,
a	bit	loftily.	“Guess	the	rest	of	you	finally	caught	on.”	Louie	was
about	twenty	years	younger	than	she	was,	Ruby	reminded
herself,	which	meant	that	she	had	two	decades	more	history	to
forget;	she	let	the	matter	drop.
Either	way,	South	Side	or	South	Town,	the	area	wasn’t	a
crime	hotspot.	It	wasn’t	as	upscale	as	the	park-like	West	Side	or
as	stolidly	middle/working	class	as	the	Northland	Grid	but	it
wasn’t	East	Midtown,	either.	Murder	in	South	Town	was	news;
the	fact	that	it	was	a	nine-year-old	boy	was	worse	news	and
worst	of	all,	it	had	been	a	sex	crime.
Somehow	she	had	known	that	it	would	be	a	sex	crime	even
before	she	had	seen	the	body,	lying	small,	naked,	and	broken
amid	the	trash	in	the	bottom	of	the	Dumpster.	Just	what	she
hadn’t	wanted	to	catch—kiddie	sex	murder.	Kiddie	sex	murder
had	something	for	everyone:	nightmares	for	parents,	hysterical
ammunition	for	religious	fanatics,	and	lurid	headlines	for	all.
And	a	very	special	kind	of	hell	for	the	family	of	the	victim,	who
would	be	forever	overshadowed	by	the	circumstances	of	his
death.
During	his	short	life,	the	boy	had	been	an	average	student
with	a	talent	for	things	mechanical—he	had	liked	to	build
engines	for	model	trains	and	cars.	He	had	told	his	parents	he
thought	he’d	like	to	be	a	pilot	when	he	grew	up.	Had	he	died	in
some	kind	of	accident,	a	car	wreck,	a	fall,	or	something	equally
unremarkable,	he	would	have	been	remembered	as	the	little
boy	who	never	got	a	chance	to	fly—tragic,	what	a	shame,	light	a
candle.	Instead,	he	would	now	and	forever	be	defined	by	the
sensational	nature	of	his	death.	The	public	memory	would	link
him	not	with	little-kid	stuff	like	model	trains	and	cars	but	with
the	pervert	who	had	killed	him.
She	hadn’t	known	anything	about	him,	none	of	those	specific
details	about	models	and	flying	when	she	had	first	stood	gazing
down	at	him;	at	that	point,	she	hadn’t	even	known	his	name.
But	she	had	known	the	rest	of	it	as	she	had	climbed	into	the
Dumpster,	trying	not	to	gag	from	the	stench	of	garbage	and
worse	and	hoping	that	the	plastic	overalls	and	booties	she	had
on	didn’t	tear.
That	had	been	a	bad	day.	Bad	enough	that	it	could	have
been	the	day	the	Dread	had	taken	up	residence	in	her	gut.