1- A Girl's Guide to Vampires

308 Pages·2016·1.18 MB·English

by  1- A Girl's Guide to Vampires

A GIRL'S GUIDE TO VAMPIRES
By
Katie MacAlister
Contents
Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Chapter Six
Chapter Seven
Chapter Eight
Chapter Nine
Chapter Ten
Chapter Eleven
Chapter Twelve
Chapter Thirteen
Chapter Fourteen
Chapter Fifteen
Chapter Sixteen
Chapter Seventeen
Chapter Eighteen
Chapter Nineteen
Epilogue
Joy Randall's Top 5 Tips for Vampire
Hunters

1. Location, location, location. Remember, if you wouldn't be there, neither
would a bloodsucker. They won't be found dead (ha!) in places like discos, ten-
minute lube shops, or Switzerland. Check the Czech Republic.

2. Trust your eyes. You know the handsome, annoyingly arrogant, self-
assured man in the shadows with long hair and a cleft in his chin? He's your
vampire.

3. No matter how tempting it might be, DO NOT "ACCIDENTALLY"
ACQUIRE A PAPER CUT AND SUGGEST YOUR VAMPIRE KISS YOUR
FINGER TO MAKE IT BETTER. What you offer as a snack, he might take for
a four-course meal.

4. From here on out, play it cool. Don't offer to accompany your prince of the
night on the talk show circuit and WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T OFFER HIM
YOUR HEART.

5. And most of all, remember—being a vampire is nothing to laugh about.
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"Katie MacAlister has an easy voice that brims with wit and fun."
—Mrs Giggles from Everything Romantic

MacAlister has a "captivating voice and charming storytelling skills [and]
impeccable style."
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NOBLE DESTINY

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A VAMPIRE'S CHARM?

Raphael's eyes glittered wickedly at me as he dropped his head so he could
glower into my eyes. "Very well, we'll forget last night, but that doesn't explain
the fact that you're attracted to me now."
"I am not!" I said, outraged at such an idea, refusing to admit that my body
was thrumming like a plucked string.
"You are. You're practically begging me to kiss you. If that's not being
attracted to me, I don't know what is."
His breath feathered across my face, distracting me for a moment. I bathed in
the light of his heated eyes, feeling warm and feminine and very, very aroused.
Damn him.
"If I wanted you to kiss me, 606, I'd be checking your tonsils right now."
"Is that so?"
He was so close, I could feel the heat of his chest as it brushed against me.
His eyes burned into mine, our mouths just a fraction of an inch apart as I
acknowledged that he was right: I did want him to kiss me, more than anything
else I could think of.
Other books by Katie MacAlister:
HEAT WAVE (anthology)
NOBLE DESTINY
IMPROPER ENGLISH
NOBLE INTENTIONS
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