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a u s t i n c h r o n i c l e . c o m JANUARY 9, 2009 T H E A U S T I N C H R O N I C L E 3
In both books, the South is a crucial, if
not the most crucial, character, cast as a land
Inertia, Inverted pervaded by a not completely inhospitable
existentialism. Even though life may lack pur-
pose, it is still very Christian. While this pro-
It isn’t the outside world but oneself that most
vides for a coherent, if mysterious, universe
– as well as a moral and ethical structure to
often determines the nature of experience
life – it doesn’t provide for meaning in one’s
daily life. If anything, it lays a thin coat of
BY LOUIS BLACK
moral judgment on the action of nonaction.
One of the novelists who was once very
much part of the accepted canon but hasn’t
Welcome to 2009. We have entered into “My job sucks,” “My boss sucks,” and “Your even days pass unnoticed. I have long been been for a long time is James Purdy. His
this new year; let us all hope and pray that it job sucks!” The major problems I face and trapped in the heart of boredom. Sometimes novel Malcolm used to be part of many high
is not the same as the last year. This is not to have faced almost always begin and end with I try for the disconnect. Hours pass by dur- schools’ standard English curriculum, though
hold out undue hope for it: Given last year, me. When I want to move slowly, I can’t; ing which I try not to pay attention, forcing this is no longer the case. In the beginning of
it won’t take much for it to be an improve- when I want to move quickly, I do no better. myself not to look at the clock. This is for the the novel, the title character sits on a bench
ment. Dickens labeled the period right Staying still is not even an option. surprise at how much time has passed when day after day. He’s lost his father, though it is
before the French Revolution as the best of I finally look. Invariably, when I finally check, not clear if Dad died or simply left. This does
times and the worst of times. Over the cen- A couple of decades back, I was quite taken less than 10 and often less than five minutes remind me (though I’ve been advised that I’m
turies, this observation has always seemed with novels in which the protagonist at some have passed. too corrupt and square to cite him) of one of
profound, but now – when we are desta- point gives up on and surrenders to life by In life, decisions are being made con- the great Jonathan Richman lines:
bilized by massive, systemic changes and disengaging. Usually their lives have just been stantly, regardless of the circumstances. “And some boyfriend, he’s lost his girlfriend,
foundation-shattering eruptions – though it waiting for a long, flat stretch on which to pull Purposely not moving is easier than mov- Funny now, she was here just a minute ago.”
still reads true and is still accurate, it doesn’t over to the shoulder and stop. Shifting into ing, but it still involves making a decision. There are other books, and probably mov-
say nearly enough. a metaphysical neutral, they are just Being frozen, incapable of motion, on ies as well, that celebrate inaction. To be
The grand storms are swelling, there’s the there. They become almost literally the other hand, is not a state one motionless and blank, not even meditative, is
blasting of unending blizzards, and the once- frozen in time and in space. enters consciously. By definition, to be without responsibility – with all the wor-
familiar is now so shattered and disfigured Since I have the above- page it is involuntary, and, in just ries, anxieties, and problems associated with
that just talking of the tenor of these times mentioned attention span, what it is and how it is defined, life just not there.
may well be missing the point. Amid the which would shame a gnat, two the effect is an almost physical Not doing and not accomplishing I’ve
blowback of recent history, accompanied by being frozen has never been imposition. There are no deci- always found easy. Unfortunately, I’m even
the disconnecting and individualization of an available option. Sure, I get sions involved. worse at going. Born on the edges of the
ideology, there is less of a center than ever. depressed, bored, unproduc- second generation after On the Road was
In the midst of chaos, I have often been tive, professionally unhappy, and The definitive frozen-by-inertia published, we would drive across the country
calm. In fact, I may be at my calmest in the overwhelmed. Even at those times, work is John Barth’s The End of the through the American night. Often we drove
midst of chaos, but I could always be calmer. however, it’s just that I’m powerless and Road, in which, if memory serves, the much the same cars as the Beats did: big
“Calm” may even be the wrong word: Over incapable of activity; time does not disappear protagonist gets stuck standing on a train clunkers made in Detroit in the 1950s. As
the years I’ve tried and succeeded, more than I or speed up. platform. This is probably an unenlightened we knew nothing of mechanics, our cars did
have at most things, to focus on nonfocusing. Instead, if anything, it slows down incalcu- statement, but in a number of ways, Barth’s not have souped-up engines that could power
Having no attention span helps a lot here. lably. Essentially, all time ends up passing at world in that novel seemed defined by the them up to top speeds. Instead, these old cars
There is the “I” that I am and the “I” that the same horribly near-inert speed as minutes academic life: a life that can be fascinating, were slower than most. Driving them, one was
is the writer. The latter is far more serious, got ticked off in grade school by one of those and even thrilling, but one that is almost thrilled to be able to actually hit and maintain
though almost equally unfocused. standard black-and-white clocks: The clock’s always slightly disengaged. 55 mph. It wasn’t jazz blazing red in the dark
When dealing with our dissatisfactions long hand would tick off each minute, getting I read all the available Walker Percy novels. of the car in the middle of the night; it was
about life, some spew blame in all directions. louder and louder, slower and slower toward Percy is perverse in his belief in a kind of AM radio – mostly three-minutes-or-less pop
The chanting is familiar to all of us: “The gov- the end of the day – especially if one was in a Christian existentialism. There is a God and or rock songs.
ernment sucks,” “Too many people are greedy particularly boring class. a moral order, but that neither provides pur- On the record, I should note that whereas
and corrupt,” and “Why oh why is it that I’m Not for me is the blur of one speeding pose nor necessarily makes anything make “we” drove these Fifties cars, I did most
so much better a person than all too many through a segment of his or her life. There sense. Especially in his first two novels, The of my traveling in a 1964 Volkswagen bug,
others?” On it goes: “The police should have has never been any hope of accessing that Moviegoer and The Last Gentleman, he evokes which wasn’t even parked on the same street
better things to do than giving me a ticket,” lack of awareness, during which hours and the historic, great languor of the South. as On the Road.
continued on p.6
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We lacked the Dean Moriarty/Neil Cassady sense of a speed-
ing car as a form of art, speed as poetry accompanied by con- LETTERS TO THE EDITOR must be signed with full name and include daytime phone number, full address, or e-mail address. Letters should
be no longer than 300 words. We reserve the right to edit all submissions. Letters may not be edited, added to, or changed by sender once
stant rapping. Sure, sometimes we all talked endlessly, but we
we receive them.
never came close to capturing the sense of talk as speed, words
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pounding through the night as blood pounding through the
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body, as gas driving the motor faster and faster. Quite the con-
trary, as invariably our vehicle was the slowest on the road.
I love the notion of the race across the night deep into the
heart of the country. The reality of it, however, used to drive
me more than a bit crazy. The rhythm of the road would often
kick in, but rarely during the night and usually only after
three or four hours on a 10-hour trip. The first part of the
drive would find me twitching in my seat, constantly check-
ing the clock while switching AM radio stations in search of
bearable and audible songs. During this part of those trips,
the hours didn’t fly by; they barely walked. Even more ironic
and myth-denuding was to have snails, cartoonlike, passing
the car. A pure vision of speed, the road, and harmony is not
destined to be mine.
Years later I ended up in some rental cars that ripped clean
and easy into the night – not the car I drive around Austin but
a different one, sleeker and faster. The first couple of times I
drove these were accidental. A rented car had to be moved
from point A to point B, and I volunteered to do it. After that JODOROWSKY IS NOT SPANISH KEEP BEST POSTER CATEGORY
trip – one completely different from those long, endless drives
Dear Editor, Dear Editor,
with which I was too familiar – when I had to drive any kind
A quote from my friend, the esteemed filmmaker, comic-book I’m always glad when the new Austin Music Awards voting sea-
of substantial distance, I would rent only fast, big cars. After I creator, composer, author, and sage Alejandro Jodorowsky, director son is at hand. It’s great that the Chronicle gives the public at large
discovered the pleasure of Books on Tape, I finally managed to of the cult classic El Topo: an opportunity to celebrate the world’s most vibrant music scene
experience the miles racing by the whole time. “My parents were Russian … I was born in Chile … the Chilean [Music Poll 2008-2009].
Hundreds and hundreds of miles, covered in a straight run children didn’t accept me because I was ‘Russian’ … because I was, however, quite surprised and disappointed to read that
from the beginning of the drive to its often too soon end: I was a ‘Jew’… the French didn’t accept me because I was a the Best Concert Poster category has been shelved. After all, the
Typically, it was not visceral energy but intellectual engage- ‘Chilean’ … the Mexicans didn’t accept me because I was ‘French’ Austin music culture of today is very much a product of its own
… the Americans think I am ‘Mexican’… after 10 years I will move history and tradition, and concert posters are both a cornerstone
ment that allowed me to go fast. This just brought home once
to another planet. They won’t accept me because they will think I of the formative years, as well as a vital and colorful representa-
again how it isn’t the outside world but oneself that is most
am an ‘American.’” tion of the contemporary Austin music scene. Whoever made the
often the determiner of experience. It’s not the speeds one can
Jodo will be thrilled to learn that he can add yet another false claim that concert posters have “gone the way of the PDF” needs
or can’t achieve that ultimately make any real difference; it’s nationality to his résumé. According to the experts at The Austin to peel themselves away from the computer screen and shake off
who we are and how we live. ■ Chronicle film desk two weeks in a row, his origins, perhaps for the the effects of Flash animation. Poster art and its creators are here
first time ever, are now thought to be in Spain [Special Screenings, to stay. Yes, even deep in the heart of Texas!
Film, Dec. 26]. While music marketing has gravitated toward Internet and e-mail
Philip Randolph Fagan promotion thanks to its low cost and immediate impact, concert
RCOeaMdMerE NTS austinchronicle.com/co CRITICAL IS AS CRITICAL DOES? p osCtoenrss idaerer sthtiell vfearcyt pthreavta ltehnet aanrtd fsotrimll shearvse sau rvveirvye dke lyo pcaulr ppoosleit.i-
m cians’ attempts to stamp out visual pollution from our public
of the Week ment Dear Editor: streets and utility poles. The concert poster “industry” is alive
s
Is it just me, or did the first letter to the editor in your Jan. 2 and well on venue walls, band merch tables, music stores, record
On Roscoe “Fatty” Arbuckle: issue from Internationally Known Teacher Lola Jones [Postmarks, swaps, etc. The heart of the Flatstock festivals, which are probably
“As a silent comedy fan, I thought your last sen- Jan. 2], the one lambasting the Chronicle for negativity and cyni- the largest high-profile showcases of posters and poster design-
tence was a fine tribute to the person who also cism; the one that points out that anyone can criticize because it ers in the world today, are primarily centered (both physically and
was a great comedic artist. Fatty was a character takes no creativity, heart, brains, or discernible talent; the one that spiritually) around Austin, Texas’ poster-art scene. You might say
says that criticism is a waste of time, creative energy, breath, and that Austin and South Texas set the “industry standard.”
he portrayed on film, and Roscoe was the man his
space in the paper, seem to be just a tad … critical? I happened to be the recipient of last year’s Best Concert Poster
coworkers knew and loved.” – Don Wan
Michael Abedin award at the AMA, for the poster I designed promoting the Uncle
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RCOeaMdMerE NTSaustinchronicle.com/com WDeHarA ETd CitoHr,ANGED ON THE MUSIC POLL?
of the Week ment I’m not sure if the exclusions in the online ver-
s sion of the Music Poll were intentional, but there is
Regarding the top films of 2008:
no “strings” section, no “album art” section, and
“I think this is the first time I’ve read
there is no “write-in” area for the Hall of Fame.
this paper (thanks to David Hudson, for-
There may even be more areas I didn’t notice at
merly GreenCine, now on IFC), but if your
first glance, but is this how you wanted it? It’s sad
film critics’ choices are representative – that such a dependable publication could drop
more power to you. It’s a great feeling to the ball, particularly on the Hall of Fame area,
think that somewhere out there in the U.S. since the choices offered are quite limited. Also,
is still a relatively ‘independent’ indepen- there is no area that addresses classical musi-
dent paper. Here in NYC, as in so many cians, composers, or musical theatre. Is Austin
music becoming narrower in scope, or does the
places, our choices are being winnowed to
Chronicle think it ought to use its great influence
less and less. Even though I have not yet
toward this end by eliminating certain categories
seen all of the films that you all herald,
instead of expanding the poll to reflect the variety
your choices and reasons for them make of Austin’s music scene? Curious.
me even more eager to do so. Keep it up, Roberto Riggio
and let’s hope your paper can remain a [Austin Music Poll ballot administrator Margaret
‘truly independent alternative weekly,’ as Moser replies: There has been no album/CD cover
Mr. Hudson notes.” – James van Maanen art category for several years, and it is always a
difficult decision to drop categories. The bottom
“Screens Top 10s,” Jan. 2 line is that a fair balance between the number of
votes and number of nominees determines the
category’s inclusion. Both the strings and horns
John Turner Benefit show starring Johnny Winter. categories have been depressingly undervoted in
What an honor it was to know that the poster recent years. In the end, we hope that umbrella
I put so much of my heart into struck such a categories such as Best None of the Above and
chord with others, as well. During my acceptance Best Miscellaneous Instrument honor a tremen-
speech, I mentioned that this award is one of the dous scope of diverse musicians and performers.
things that make the music community in Austin You’re correct about the glitch in the write-in Hall
so fantastic. I said that not only have I never of Fame category, and that’s now fixed. With
received an accolade like this in my hometown 45 categories and 13 Hall of Fame nominees,
of San Antonio, but that they don’t even have Austin’s musicians and bands are remarkably well
awards like this in SA. Now, apparently, they represented in a wide variety of genres that most THANKS FOR REVIEW OF EXHIBIT IT’S WRONG TO MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE
don’t have awards like this in Austin, either. music communities can’t match.]
Jerry Clayworth (concert poster designer) WHO DON’T USE AIR CONDITIONING
Dear Editor,
San Antonio
[Editor’s note: Please see Margaret Moser’s IF ONLY IT WEREN’T MADE OF TREES Re: “Austin Americana: The Neal Douglass Dear Justin Andrews,
Photography Collection” review [Arts, Dec. 26, Although it is your option to use air con-
response to the letter “What Changed on the
Dear Editor, 2008]: Thanks for the nice review, Lee. And while I ditioning whenever you feel like it, to make
Music Poll?” at right, for more.]
As an expatriate Austinite, an exile in Fort will say we did not quite go insane picking images fun of Pete Wall for not using AC is just plain
Worthless, I’ve sorely been missing The Austin for the exhibit, it was no small task to winnow down wrong [Postmarks, Nov. 28]. I did not use AC
Chronicle. Thankfully, I recently got a subscrip- from 65,000 to about 150. Also, we plan to add this last summer, because I couldn’t afford it. I
POSTMARKS ONLINE tion to this liberal rag. It was a Christmas gift. I more images to the Portal to Texas History website rode my bicycle everywhere (I don’t own a car).
could of course view the Chron online, but there’s in the coming years, so keep checking from time to I kept my clothes clean, bathed daily, sweat a
UPDATED DAILY something different, something most satisfying time if you need to miss another day at work! lot, but didn’t stink. I’ll just bet that on the rare
about holding it in your hands, flipping through Cheers, occasion that you work up a sweat that, “You
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its pages. Now if only it weren’t made of trees. Mike Miller sir, are a sweaty, smelly fool.”
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CREDIT WHERE CREDIT IS DUE BUY LOCALLY This banter between pedestrians and cyclists
must stop – we’re on the same team! Cars are
Dear Editor, Dear Editor: more dangerous than bikes, period. Cars are .
Re: “Virginia B. Wood’s Best Bites of 2008” Thank you for including the Austin more poisonous than bikes, period. Passionate $8 95
[Food, Jan. 2]: I just wanted to let you know Independent Business Alliance and several of peds should help cyclists lobby for better road
the chef de cuisine of Cissi’s Market, Rebecca its members in the article “Revving Up for Slow conditions. More bikes on road = less cars on Haircuts
Meeker, came up with the breakfast salad, not Times,” by Katherine Gregor [News, Dec. 5]. road = safer conditions for all of us.
me. She deserves all the credit. Thanks for the The article did a great job of showing the chal- Brian Birdwell with this coupon
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Thanks again, available to assist them.
U.S. RACISM PROBLEM IS NOT FIXED
Deegan McClung A landmark study sponsored by AIBA in 2002
shows even small changes in buying patterns Dear Editor,
WAKE UP MONTOPOLIS! can have a significant impact on the local econ- Regarding Jason Metzler’s letter in the Nov. 28
omy. While $100 spent at a national chain only issue of the Chronicle (“Why Do We Always Have
Dear Editor, has a $13 impact on the local economy, $100 to Hate?”) [Postmarks]: I must take issue with
For the past few months, we have been wak- spent with a locally owned business keeps $45 Mr. Metzler’s comment that “since we don’t hate
ing up to the rumbling of jet engines rumbling in the local economy. African-Americans anymore, we have come out in Northwood Salon
the windows of our grandkids. After contacting The benefits to buying locally are endless, droves to hate gay and lesbian Americans.” Since
2900 W. Anderson Ln. STYLISTS
and bitching, some anal-retentive city worker/ such as creating more choice in the market- the elections, many of us seem to be under the
puppet replied that on that particular night, place; maintaining Austin’s unique culture so mistaken impression that by electing Obama, we Next to Stein Mart & Zen. WANTED CALL
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Just a question to the sleepy people around buy locally; helping the environment with less longer positions racism as something we need to Open M-F 9-9,
Montopolis, wondering if they are all drunk transportation expenses; and many more. continually work against but because it ignores Sat 9-6
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and fight the mental assaults from Austin- way to promote themselves through listings that we as white Americans are oblivious to or exp. 1/31/09
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men in Montopolis or people sober enough, a year and distributed free at more than 100 that “gays are the new blacks” is dismissive and
or is it all about being cowards? Cowards locations and monthly networking events. naive. Among other things, it falsely implies that Pregnant?
in not speaking up for yourselves and the Buying locally for the holidays is a great way the oppressions faced by these communities are
assaults from the new people buying up the to invest in our community. so similar as to be interchangeable, and it also
cheap houses and the city taxing your butts Sincerely, leaves no room for those who live at the intersec- Scared?
out of ownership. Where are all the strong Dean Lofton tion of those communities and might not find it
women of yesterday that stood up for their Executive director so easy to draw a line through the center of their
families? Millions were spent to quiet MoPac Austin Independent Business Alliance identity. Mr. Metzler, while I share your pain at the
for the residents of the white neighborhoods. outcome of these anti-gay ballot measures, I would
$30 million to build a mall where there are ABOUT BIKES AND PEDESTRIANS challenge you to look beyond the easy dichotomy You’re
more stores than people, $9 million to make of your letter.
First Street pretty while you need your streets Dear Editor, Katie Mahoney
paved and your kids are walking the streets Hear! Hear! Thank you Ms. Moon for jump- not alone.
because there are no sidewalks as pretty as starting this discussion with some “hot” com- PRO-UNION IS PRO-LABOR
at Circle C Ranch, and the city can’t spend a ments [Postmarks, Nov. 28]. Here’s a note for
million or two to deflect the racket from ABIA pedestrians who are afraid of bicyclists: Walk Dear Editor,
because your children don’t deserve a peace- to one side of the sidewalk instead of planting Re: “Page Two: Workingman’s Blues” [Dec.
ful night’s sleep. Wonder why they are failing yourself in the middle, and if a bike comes, 26]: I really enjoyed your article. Thank you for
their grades? After all, it’s a guesstimate that don’t do anything! Continue walking (to one taking the time to research and write about a Free, confidential counseling.
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borhoods. I live 5 miles from ABIA, and my win- experienced bicyclist will tell you that near-colli- the South). If you’ve been watching the Chronicle 800-395-HELP
dows rattle when they run those maintenance sions with pedestrians happen when they make Postmarks forum, there have been numerous
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You Call This Progress?
The old building that housed the
iconic Las Manitas Avenue Cafe was
Headlines
reduced to rubble Dec. 22, even
though White Lodging Services has
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Israel nears the second week of its bombard-
delayed indefinitely its plans to build
ment of Gaza in retaliation for Hamas rocket fire.
a 1,000-room Marriott. The sudden
Women and children were killed at a United
Nations school hit by Israel, bringing the demolition dramatically transformed
Palestinian death toll close to 700. With Ameri- this quaint, familiar block of Congress
can disinterest in procuring peace, France is try- Avenue, uprooting not only the cafe but
ing to broker a cease-fire. also the Escuelita del Alma Learning
› Two-term Rep. Joe Straus, R-San Anton io, pulled Center and the Tesoros Trading Co. gift
off a surprise coup over the weekend, replacing shop. The two latter businesses have
Tom Craddick as the speaker of the Texas relocated, but it’s uncertain when or if
House of Representatives. See “Looks Like a
Las Manitas will reopen in a spot down
Straus Waltz to House Speaker,” p.18, and
the street.
“Welcome to the 81st,” p.20.
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The mayor’s race took an acrimonious turn, as
candidate Brewster McCracken pressed the
issue of whether Lee Leffingwell’s expected
campaign announcement would trigger an expen-
sive special election. See “City Hall Hustle,” p.12.
›
The Department of Justice released the results
of its 18-month investigation into Austin Police
Department policies this week, filled with myriad
recommendations for improvement. See “DOJ:
160 Ways Austin Police Can Improve,” p.15.
›
In testimony to the House Select Committee
on Hurricane Ike on Jan. 7, Texas Faculty Assoc-
ia tion Executive Director Tom Johnson accused
the University of Texas of “lie after lie” in its
push to lay off staff at UT Medical Branch at
Galveston in the aftermath of the hurricane.
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Ronnie Earle, who retired after hitting the A
32-year mark in his D.A. career. AL
Naked City
Welcome to 2009 QUOTE
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MADOFF HITS CLOSE TO HOME The $50 billion
Ponzi scheme run by former Nasdaq Stock
Market Chairman Bernard Madoff is now affect- From foreign wars to local follies, the world still turns of the
ing nonprofits in Texas and has notably claimed
WEEK
half the budget of the Innocence Project of
BY MICHAEL KING
Texas. The Innocence Project will lose a more
than $450,000 grant made by the JEHT Foun da- Just what we needed, another war in the their children suffer from occupier-enforced malnu-
tion, which since 2000 has supported criminal
Middle East. trition and lack of medical care; and endured
justice reform work. No more, though, since
JEHT’s funders were bilked by Madoff’s scam and And as every frog would have wings, our own decades of disproportionate warfare from a modern
have announced that the foundation will close its Gov. Rick Perry – currently touring war zones far military power armed to the teeth by a foreign
doors at the end of January without being able to from Galveston – appointed himself an authority on empire (that’s us). Would such a people be “expect-
pay any more toward grants. The JEHT grant
the most intractable conflict of our time, issuing ed to stand idly by” and submit to their masters
money was earmarked for DNA testing, which
costs roughly $4,500 for each case tested. So a statement defending Israel’s attacks on or to respond in whatever way they could,
far, DNA testing funded by the project has freed Gaza. “Hamas must cease its attacks on even by fanatical self-destruction?
1Pr5o jmecetn i sfr ocumr reDnatlllya slo’ odkeinagth f oror wn.e Twh efu Inndnso ctoe nccoen - Israel,” Perry declared. “No other nation point I don’t know what will bring an end
on earth would be expected to stand to this endless cycle of violence, but
tinue its mission (some of which should, arguably,
come from the state – perhaps from a tiny slice idly by while a neighbor fired missiles austin perpetuating and multiplying that vio-
of the multibillion-dollar prison budget, Innocence and mortars into its cities, but Israel is lence a hundredfold is hardly a solu-
Project chief counsel Jeff Blackburn has said). being held to an unreasonable, irre- tion; it creates what it would kill. If we
Send donations to Innocence Project of Texas, sponsible standard of restraint. Instead, are to condemn “terrorism” – the use of
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info at www.ipoftexas.org. – Jordan Smith
its support of Israel’s right to defend its citi- – that condemnation applies on all sides, but “I’m very comfortable
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POOR GRADES FOR TEXAS’ INFRASTRUC TURE zens and clear in its condemnation of Hamas.” especially to massive state terror against civilian and proud of my long
The Texas Section of the American Society of
Civil Engineers released an updated report card Since the governor has hereby granted us all targets. To borrow Perry’s terms: “The world com- Republican roots and
Monday, giving the state’s infrastructure a cumula- license as instant foreign-policy experts, I wonder if munity must not tolerate terrorism in any form, credentials, and that’s
tive grade of C- over 13 areas. Of the three areas he has considered what “any other people on earth” regardless of any false nobility assigned to its perpe- what frankly gives me the
recommended for particular attention this legislative might do if they’d been turned into a nation of refu- trators or their motives.” confidence to be able to
session, dams earned the worst grade, a D-. The
gees, corralled as virtual prisoners onto a fraction of reach out to Democrats
report noted that 888 dams have been rated “high
hazard” (probable loss of life) and 799 “significant their homeland; lived under military occupation for THE STRAUS SOLUTION and not apologize for it.”
hazard” (potential loss of life), yet no state or feder- 40 years; been subject to land expropriations and Elsewhere at the local Capitol, the state House – House speaker appar-
al funding is in place to maintain and repair or even home destructions as official expansionist policy reps who declared their support for “Anybody but ent Rep. Joe Straus,
inspect them. Roads and highways fell to a D grade,
CONTINUED ON P.12 and collective punishment; suffered and watched CONTINUED ON P.13 R-San Antonio
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