Handjobs April 2010 Issue

82 Pages·2010·4.26 MB·English

by  Avenue Services

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Handjobs April 2010
Letters 4
Sweaty Day 7
by Rolando Mérida
Durango Boots 14
by M. Theodore
My Sleep Over 19
by Joseph
Pimping for My Dad 25
by Damien van Zandt
London, 21 July 2005 30
by Bull Waters
Neal ’n’ Unk 35
by Lord Iron
Starting our 20th Year! 42
Dad’s Bedtime Tales 11 44
Love Lessons part 2 46
by Bruno B.
At My Uncle’s Ranch 51
by CBJ
Last Vacation with the Folks 53
by Cal Ritchie
Streaking 60
by Alan Terry
My First Time 65
by Bobbi
Pumping with Grandpa 68
by Jimmy Pierce
Personal Ads 74
Handjobs Order Form 81
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Letters
Dear Handjobs: Readers send in
photos; why not a drawing to share?
Handjobs is improving – more diverse.
• NY
Dear Handjobs: Hey guys, as always
a great job on the magazine. Thanks
for keeping it up. • Roger, MI
Dear Handjobs: This is the first
time I have written or commented, but
the recent issue has prompted me to
contact you all.
First, let me thank you for providing
a wonderful monthly magazine! I
enjoy most of the stories and artwork. I
have been a subscriber for quite a while and want to also compliment
you on your website, the ability to receive the issues via PDF download
and the My Issues section which allows me to download any of the
past issues from my online subscriptions or purchases.
The reason I am contacting you is to express my dismay to find
another Video Review in the February 2010 issue. This is the
second time I can recall you have done a Video Review and I find
it a waste of valuable space. I also seem to remember a few letters
from subscribers expressing their upset also.
I understand there may be stories from time to time I am not quite
“interested” in, but I attribute it to your varied customer base and do
not complain about those, but I do not subscribe to your magazine
to read Video Reviews and would appreciate it if you not add any
more to the future issues.
I thank you again for a mostly wonderful magazine and am about
to renew my two year online subscription for a third time. • Richard,
FL
Handjobs Reply: Thanks for your letter. We are always interested
in feedback from our readers. The Video Reviews are not intended
to be a regular feature in Handjobs. We often get calls from readers
throughout the year asking if we sell videos or know of anyone that
sells videos with the Handjobs theme. When we do come across a
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video that we think our readers would enjoy, the Video Review is a
way for us to let them know about it.
Dear Handjobs: You guys are the best. I still love sucking cock and
fucking through a glory hole. I used to work for a phone company in
Southern California and I spent hours at the local book store on my
knees sucking cock and also fucking ass. I was in the book store one
day and this blond stud I had seen around came in. He was built and
hairy. I would have done anything he wanted including sucking his
cock or eating his ass. He took me by the hand into a booth and said,
“I’m going to suck your cock, and then you are going to fuck me.” He
said he’d been watching me for a few years and always wanted to get
with me, but he had a partner who would be jealous, so he was glad
he ran into me in the bookstore. We eventually met two more times
where I sucked him, he sucked me, and then I would fuck his sweet
ass. Thank God for memories. • Steve, AZ
Dear Handjobs: As always your stuff is the best. The artists are
fantastic. Bruno B. must be your latest find. Good for the big guys,
especially those who attract the slim muscular types – yours truly.
I have been collecting the monthly Handjobs since 1998. Over the
years I have filled in the gaps. It’s good to still have a publication of
the right words and pictures enough to get the balls churning and
rolling, get my big dick knob good and slick, wet with goop and ready
to shoot thick cream. You guys get the job done – in less than twenty
minutes. Keep going. Don’t stop. • Tony, MA
Dear Handjobs: Keep it up, all you HJ guys. You’re doing a marvelous
job!! • Leonard, CA
Dear Handjobs: Thank you for your beautiful stories. I always
hope to find new dad/son stories, and I always hope to find stories
by Josman. I will be a customer of yours for all my life. Thank you
very much, best wishes from Italy. • Angelo, Italy
Dear Handjobs: It was good to see Josman return – even though
a bit brief. • William, MA
Dear Handjobs: Best damn magazine ever. Brings back memories
of what I did as a teen. • William, MA
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Dear Handjobs: I am not permitted to receive Handjobs. My “Uncle”
Tony, with whom I live, has become something of a jealous uncle. He
even went as far as to disconnect my phone! Anyway, I’ve been able
to read the hot stories. I really get off when I see my stories in print!
That’s more than enough reward! And as you know, I love to write
about my sex life, especially the “rough” kind. Hope to see my stories
in print. By the way, my last ad got about a dozen replies and several
in-person encounters. Fellers, I would like more letters. Keep up the
good work. • Robert, CA
Handjobs Reply: Look for your story, My First Time on page 65
of this issue.
Dear Handjobs: I like stories with and without drawings. I like
professional illustrations and graffiti type doodling, too. Maybe
you could make a section for readers’ sketches based on the Video
Review pics, in part or in “hole”, and such. I like to see cocks, asses,
faces and full drawings (cartoonish and realistic).
I was started off sucking cock at six by a five year old friend who I
have every reason to think learned from his dad. My mom caught us
that first time because we hadn’t even shut my bedroom door! My dad
scolded me when he got home from work. Both my parents caught
me with other boys again and again. I started sucking full grown men
at a mall men’s room at thirteen years old, and by fifteen, I had men
from a low rent hotel lining up to be sucked by me whenever word
went around that I was sucking cocks at the bus station across the
street. Because of uvula/throat swellings that put me in the hospital
ICU, I had surgery called UPPP with tonsillectomy to open the rear
of my mouth like a cave. When I tense my throat it looks like a slot/
cunt. What’s left of my uvula still swells and shows sometimes. •
Anthony, MA
Dear Handjobs: Giving you a hand on the awesome job your maga-
zine does servicing me. Thanks. • Nick, CA
Dear Handjobs: Love the mag. Great as always. • Jack, IN
Dear Handjobs: I love Handjobs. They get me off every night. I do
have stories that I could tell, but I do am not able to write them all
out. I wish you guys could write them. • Karl, IA
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Sweaty Day • 7
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I rented a true work of porn fiction yesterday!
Couldn’t stop laughing!
Ayer renté un vídeo porno de
ciencia ficción. ¡No podía
dejar de reír!
A black man with
a ten-inch tool!
¡Un negro con un
pene de 25
cms!
How dumb do
they think I am?
¿Creen que soy
tonto?
Hey!
¡Oigan!
I mean, come on! Imagine for a second I’m
it’s true… HA, HA! Of course it was a a hairy slut and I
prosthesis or something! swear I’d suck a ten-inch
cock if such thing exists!
O sea, ¡Vamos! Imagínate que fuese
¡Soy un puto peludo y juro que
cierto… ¡JA, JA! ¡Claro que era
chuparía un pene de 25 cms
una prótesis o algo! si tal cosa existiera!
Ha,
ha! And
I bet my hairy
asshole as well!
¡Ja, ja! ¡Y apuesto mi
peludo culo también!
Maybe that’s why he’s No way! How could Excuse
a porn star… you…? Look… me…
Quizá por eso él es ¡Claro que no! ¿Cómo Disculpa…
estrella porno… puedes…? Mira…
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You really mean that, don’t you? No offense. But out of curiosity…
take this tape measure, please.
Lo dices en serio, ¿verdad?
No es ofensa. Pero por curiosidad…
sostén esto, por favor.
Oh, no, Bro! Got to
I’m joking! I didn’t Again, go, bye!
mean to…! I was ¡Me voy,
joking! I… adiós!
¡Oh, no, mano!
¡Bromeo! No Te digo
quise ofen… que
estaba
brom…
Ah…
Believe
it or not, I’ve
never measured
this thing!
¡Aunque no lo creas,
nunca me he medido
esta cosa!
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Oh, you want to grab it! Jesus Christ… This
fucking thing is real…
Oh, ¡quieres agarrarla!
fat… long… warm…
Jesucristo… Esta
chingadera es de
verdad… gorda…
larga… caliente…
Hey it likes
you! Now let’s
measure it!
¡Oye, le gustas!
Ahora midámosla.
Come on,
it doesn’t
bite… yet!
Vamos,
no
muerde…
todavía!
Anyway, someone
promised something…
How long
¡Como sea! Alguien
is it?
prometió algo…
¿Cuánto mide?
No… I
can’t…
Please
don’t…
No, no puedo…
Por favor…
F-fuck…
Eleven…
inches…
C-carajo… Really?
28… I
cms… always
thought it
was twelve!
You
¿En serio? prooomised!
¡Siempre
¡Lo prometiiiiste!
pensé que
eran 12!
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