Table Of ContentBob, Weave, and Dive
by The Secret Sal
Category: Naruto
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: English
Characters: Jiraiya, Minato N., Naruto U.
Pairings: Naruto U./Minato N./Jiraiya
Status: Completed
Published: 2016-04-08 04:11:56
Updated: 2016-04-08 04:11:56
Packaged: 2016-04-27 21:01:42
Rating: M
Chapters: 1
Words: 4,573
Publisher: www.fanfiction.net
Summary: NaruMinaJira. What happens when Naruto and Jiraiya come home
and find Minato in an odd position? Threesome anyone? NaruMinaJira
(:NaruMina JiraMina JiraNaruJira:) Oneshot ;)
Bob, Weave, and Dive
**Okay so this contains homosexuality and incest. Don't like! Don't
read. Bored and thought I'd write something dirty XD ;) Enjoy! Oh and
a lemon and some smut ;)
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(BREAK)
Naruto couldn't find the words. How does one ever say the words "I
want to have sex with my father." Most people would find that weird.
Some will find it to be disgusting. Some people will say "you need to
seek help." Of course Naruto felt that was nothing wrong with it. He
enjoyed being in his father's company, and maybe from time to time he
liked to take a shower with his dad. There was nothing the matter
with it. Especially when they kissed on the lips.
Wasn't that how every boy said hello and goodbye to their father?
Naruto just gave Minato a light peck on the lips. He would deepen it,
but he didn't want to bite the hand that feed him, in his case the
lips.
Wait a minute...those lips. Those lips were wonderful. Damn Minato.
They were plump, full, and when they glowed with red during one of
those damn blushing spells. My god...My god...My god. Naruto couldn't
wait to see his father so he could greet him with a kiss.
Then his deep blue eyes, they seem to get bluer everyday. Naruto
could just stare into them all damn day. He could watch and watch on.
The way they ran around in his skull and the way the sun shined on
his beautiful blue orbs...Damn. That's all Naruto could
say.
"Naruto, are you even listening." Jiraiya frowned.
"Huh?" Naruto woke from his delusional fantasies. "What? Did I miss
something. Tell me...Pervy Sage."
"I told you not to call me that." Jiraiya growled. "We should just
quit training for today. You're out of it, and I'm pretty tired
myself."
Naruto was a boxer, and he enjoyed it. It made him feel alive when he
was boxing another opponent. He was pretty good and with lots of
practice he could win his upcoming match.
"Here." Jiraiya handed Naruto some water and they sat and cooled
down. "So you need a ride home?"
"Like always." Naruto poured the water back and then spilt some over
his hot body. It glistened from the light that was on it. "Can we do
that thing in the shower?" Naruto grinned at his couch, aka pervy
sage. He called him pervert because he hit on all the hot young
guys.
"Of course." Jiraiya smiled. Everyone was gone and the two had the
shower to themselves, which meant fun time.
Naruto stripped out of his clothes and Jiraiya joined him under the
water. They began touching on each other's body nice and slow. Naruto
groaned as Jiraiya's hand went right for his penis.
Naruto arched his back as Jiraiya callused hands tightened their
grip. Naruto was tempted to call out, but two fingers were shoved in
his mouth, which he eagerly sucked on. Naruto was feeling it as
Jiraiya pumped hard and long. Each swift movement of his hand making
Naruto want to cry out in sheer passion. That euphoric feeling. He
closed his eyes and imagine it being Minato.
"Uhhhh…" Naruto moaned. Of course Naruto thought of Minato when
Jiraiya had his cock in his hand. Not that Jiraiya wasn't hot. He
just didn't have the same power as thinking of his father. Naruto
thought of those tight underwear he wore to bed last night. Damn.
That was so sexy. He had on that T-shirt, and Naruto tackled him.
They wrestled and Naruto felt him struggle under him...Damn those
sexy blue tight fucking underwear.
Naruto was whimpering at Minato feet waggling in the air. He wanted
to suck on those so bad. The way Minato's eyes closed . Naruto wanted
to fuck that mouth so bad. He was begging for it.
"Harder." Naruto cried. He could feel Jiraiya rubbing his dick
against his thigh for friction. Naruto had forgot about Jiraiya's
dick. Naruto grabbed on his penis and he could hear pervy Sage cry
out "Ahhh…" He needed release to. Damn, Jiraiya wasn't longer than
Naruto, but he was thicker.
"Damn…" Naruto groaned as Jiraiya rubbed his thumb over his head.
Naruto pulled on Jiraiya cock harder.
"Oh fuck do that. Break it if you have too." Jiraiya said. Naruto
pulled with his eyes closed and his mind went back to Minato. Those
sexy blue underwear. The way moved under him last night. The way his
body submitted. He was no match for his son's strength. He was
Naruto's bitch.
Jiraiya's warm hand was doing wonders along his rock hard length.
Naruto wanted more and more. He thrusted into Jiraiya's hand, and
Jiraiya thrust back.
"God you are so fuckin sexy Naruto. Why can't I fuck you?" Jiraiya
moaned as he Naruto stroked faster and harder. He liked playing with
Jiraiya's emotions.
"Because I told you I don't like being at the bottom." Naruto
said.
"Well you're not fuckin me." Jiraiya moaned, out of
breath.
"Well..ahhh...deal with th..is." Naruto sighed as Jiraiya began to
milk the strokes. One by one. He prolonged the sweet taste of
pleasure as he went up and down. Naruto wanted to scream so bad.
"Go ahead Naruto…" Jiraiya whispered in his ear.
Naruto tried to hold it back but he was still thinking, the blue
underwear, the mouth fucking, and Minato needed a spanking. Jiraiya
was too good also. Damn… "Minatooo!" Naruto cried out and Jiraiya
stood back from him. Naruto groaned at the lost of hand on his hard
on.
"What did you just say?" Jiraiya looked at Naruto like he had lost
his mind.
"Nothing...I was just screaming. I don't know. I could've said
anything." Naruto tried to swing off that subject. "Come over here.
Let's finish. We both were almost there." Naruto enjoyed Jiraiya
jerking him off. It started a year ago, and they just can't quit.
Every single time it was good. Sometimes they gave each other blow
jobs. Still Naruto wanted to fuck him, and Jiraiya wanted to fuck
Naruto just as much. They were two tops without a single bottom in
sight.
"Do you have a crush on your dad?" Jiraiya asked and Naruto shrugged.
"Because it's weird to think about you dad while you're getting a
hand job. I was thinking about him two, but that's different."
"Wait what?" Naruto felt startled. "What do you mean? You like my
dad."
"Well...I use to be your father's trainer...and we use to have fun.
Not like this though." Jiraiya frowned. "He was straight and liked
girls, as far as I can tell. He married your mother anyways. You know
until she passed."
"So when I'm with you, you think of him." Naruto couldn't blame him.
Minato was a hot piece of ass.
"Sometimes. Sometimes I think about you, my little student." Jiraiya
chuckled. "Now do you like your dad."
Naruto blushed. "It's more complicated than that."
"Well let's just get cleaned up and get you dropped off. You don't
have to tell me if you don't want to." Jiraiya winked. "Your secret
is safe with me though. It's weird, but I guess I'd let it
go."
"Good." Naruto said. "Dad said you can come over for dinner tonight.
He was making pasta."
"Oh good. Maybe if I play my cards right I could spend the night."
Jiraiya laughed.
"I'm not sure Dad's even gay." Naruto said. "But anyways can we
finish this."
"Of course my favorite student." Jiraiya grabbed Naruto's cock and
led him back over to the shower head.
(BREAK)
Naruto felt relieved when he walked into his home. Jiraiya followed
him in, and Jiraiya went straight to the bathroom. Naruto went
upstairs to put his things away. Once he was done, he didn't hear his
father, so he went looking for him. He walked up to his door and made
a quiet knock.
He didn't get a reply so he walked in and there on the bed...was
Minato. He saw him with those legs spread with a toy shoved up his
entrance vibrating hard.
"Naru...to…" Minato moaned. "Get..o...ut."
Naruto smirked. He walked over to his father and grabbed his hardened
member. Minato flushed and turned all different shade of red.
"Damn…" Naruto said. "You're so damn fine." Naruto licked his index
finger and ran it down Minato's chest to his stomach, making Minato
squirm.
Minato let out a deep delicious sigh at the touching. "Mmmm…"
Minato moaned. Damn...He didn't think it would happen like this.
"Naruto what are you doing...back so early?" Minato grunted as the
toy was deep inside of him vibrating hard. Minato arched his back as
the waves shot up his spine.
"I don't know." Naruto stroked Minato's cock, and Minato arched his
back thrusting himself into Naruto's hand. "Wow dad. I didn't know
you liked things shoved up your ass."
"I don't...I just…" Minato sighed as his eyes rolled back. Naruto
went down and began to suck viciously on his feet. Toe after toe,
making Minato breathless. "This is so wrong...Pl...ease...Nar.."
Minato sighed as Naruto shoved Minato's foot in his mouth. He was
working the other ones with his fingers.
"You love it dad." Naruto made sure to lick all ten of the toes
individually and watched as his dad squirmed from each lick. Naruto
had always dreamed of sucking those toes, and now he got the
opportunity to. They were fantastic. He wrapped his tongue wrap
around the big toe. He could see his dad blushing and
moaning.
Minato made a deep sigh as his back arched like a bridge. He doesn't
know what feels better, Naruto sucking his toes or this vibrator
that's shoved deep in his ass. Minato made a loud plea as he can't
control his emotions. He never imagined his son to be so fuckin hot.
This was something he only dreamed of.
"Wow...Dad. I thought there was sluts at school, who knew I had one
right in my house." Naruto smirks.
Minato turns a deep shade of red.
"Naruto those are some lame lines." Naruto and Minato jump and turn
to the door. There's Jiraiya standing with his arms crossed and a
smirk on his face. "You have got to do better than that." Jiraiya
begins to pull his clothes off showing what's underneath.
Naruto has seen this thousands of times, still it excites him to see
pervy sage's body.
Minato licks his lips lightly. His former coach was fine as fuck.
"Mmmm…" Minato moan as his eyes run up and down Jiraiya's body.
They guy had to be in fifties, but damn he's still looks this good.
Minato eyes roll down to his white pubic hair. Jiraiya laughed as he
plays around taking his underwear off. He pulls them down to reveal
his thick manhood in all it's glory.
"Dad." Naruto notices how his father is staring at Jiraiya's manhood.
"So that's what you want to see huh?" Minato turns his head in a heat
of blush, and Naruto can feel his hard on poke his underwear begging
to be set free. Naruto pulls his clothes off to reveal his
manhood.
"Ahhh…" Minato gasp. He's bigger than Minato. Minato licks his lips
lightly and Naruto taunts him. Jiraiya walks over and grabs Naruto
and they begin to kiss. Minato's cock got harder, as if it couldn't
get any harder. Minato sighed as he robbed his cock as he watch his
son and Jiraiya battle it out for dominance. Naruto's pretty good as
he shoves his tongue into Jiraiya's mouth. Damn, when did Naruto
become so dominant. It was sexy as hell.
Minato crawls over to their cocks and takes Naruto's in his mouth.
The salty taste feels his mouth up and he's so long. Minato goes back
and forth, trying to go a little farther each and everytime. He wants
Naruto deep in his mouth, and slobs all over his cock leaving a tail.
He pushes down as the cock make it down his throat. He has but a few
inches more to go.
Naruto moans as his tips his the top of his father's mouth. He only
thought his would happen in his dreams. Pervy sage pinches and plays
with his nipples. He spits on his finger and traced circles around
them and blows on them repeatedly. Naruto cries out to the heavens,
but is shut up when Jiraiya shoves his tongue down his
throat.
Jiraiya smacks Minato's vibrator filled ass, and feels him shake and
moan. He shakes the bed as he cries out, but they are silence due to
Naruto's cock being in his mouth. "Like that?" Jiraiya asks. "Huh
Mina." Minato shakes his head yes as he bobs Naruto's cock. Jiraiya
continuously smack his ass over and over again making loud noises
from the skin on skin contact. _SMACK! SMACK!_
Minato moaned hard and he almost chokes on Naruto's cock.
"Ahhh…" Naruto wondered how Jiraiya is so talented. He's kissing
him, spanking Minato's ass, and playing with his nipples.
_Damn...Pervy Sage._
Jiraiya wanted some attention, so he grabbed Minato by his blonde
hair and forced him onto his cock.
Minato gagged as the thick cock was shoved down his throat, although
he didn't mind it one bit. He use to think about this cock a lot, but
now he just that it's finally in front of him, he just wants to suck
Jiraiya's salty manhood all day. He goes up and down and licks over
the veiny areas. Jiraiya's cock wasn't longer than Naruto's, but damn
was it think. Minato feels his cheeks being stretched and all he
wants to do is put the entire thing in his mouth. He back off and
takes a deep breath and shoves the entire length in his mouth, making
Jiraiya scream to the heavens.
Naruto sucked on Jiraiya's nipples eagerly and licked them as they
turned hard and he blew.
Jiraiya felt a shiver go up his spine every time Naruto blew. Damn.
He had always had some sensitive nipples. Naruto enjoys twisting and
sucking on Jiraiya nipples, making poor Pevy moan harder and harder.
"You two are going to kill me." Jiraiya loved Minato warm mouth and
Naruto hot mouth licking over his sensitive harden nipples. Jiraiya
was in heaven. Both Namikaze and Uzumaki loving on him like he was a
piece of meat.
Minato bobs places with the tip of Jiraiya's cock. He licked his slit
nice and easy making Jiraiya shudder with lust. So much that he
shoved his tongue down Naruto's throat again.
"Let's fuck your father." Jiraiya chuckles and Naruto agrees.
They push Minato and turn his over. Minato's hard on rubs against the
bed and he squirms in pleasure. Jiraiya pulls the vibrator out and
Minato moaned long and hard. "Mmmm…" Minato sighed as his ass ached
from the loss of the vibrator.
"Fuck Minato...That's how you like it." Naruto and Jiraya lick the
long and thick vibrator tasting Minato as they did it. "Fuck you're
hot." Jiraiya spanked Minato. Naruto joined in and they began to
smack Minato's ass until it turned a bright red. "Red like Rudolph's
nose."
"And you said I was lame." Naruto said.
"Both you guy's dirty talk is lame." Minato groaned as he moan as his
cock hit the bed spread sending sweet vibrations through his
body.
"Shut up." Naruto and Jiraiya spanked Minato again.
"You like that, don't you?" Jiraiya asked as he and Naruto spanked
him over and over. Minato began to bring his ass back eager to meet
those hands. SMACK!
Minato felt tears sting his eyes. His cock was rock hard and his ass
was aching, but he wanted more. That vibrator made him sensitive to
their smacks. So every hit shook his ass and prostate. "Mmmmm…"
Minato tried not to cry out like a little bitch as his son spanked
the shit out of him. Damn Minato just wanted to sit in Naruto's lap
and call him daddy.
"Get on all fours." Naruto commanded.
"Yes." Minato sighed as he made it on all fours. The smacks kept
raining down and Minato screamed into the sheets as he bit them hard.
"Uhhhh…"
"Hush up." Jiraiya said. "Before I get my belt out."
They hit Minato hard again and then Minato felt his body collapsed
against the bed. "Mmmmm…" Minato moaned as his cock spilled out
cum. "I'm sorry...I came to early. You were just going so
hard."
"It's okay." Naruto gave his dad a kiss on the lips and he used his
fingers a shovel to get some of the cum up. He let tasted it and then
he let Jiraiya taste. "This is good." Naruto picked up the rest of it
and he and Jiraiya ate it off each other's hand. They kissed each
other as they spread the cum from mouth to mouth.
The erotic sight made Minato sigh and hard again.
Once they were done, they flipped him back over.
Naruto and Jiraiya both grab his ass. They both begin to lick
Minato's entrance and ass. Jiraiya waste no time biting Minato's
cheeks. Minato lets out a yelp as his cock grinds against the bed.
"Dammit." Minato sighs.
Naruto licks around his father's ring over and over and over and then
lightly shoves it in making Minato squirm. "Dad...your ass is hot ass
hell." Naruto laughs as he sticks his tongue back in that warm
entrance. He rolls his tongue around inside of his father, his tongue
licking his walls over and over.
Minato's toes are curling.
Jiraiya shoved one of Minato's feet in his mouth making sure to suck
on all of the toes. Whiles he does that, he shoves Naruto face down
on Minato's ass, making his former student cry out. He never thought
he'd see the day when Naruto was eating his own father out.
Minato couldn't handle both of them. Naruto eating his ass like it
was dessert and Jiraiya sucking on his toes playfully. "Huhh…."
Minato moaned. "It feels so good." Minato's cock presses harder on
the covers, sending a shock wave through his body.
"Fuck...Naruto..Jirai...Stop."
"Shut up." Jiraiya smacks Minato ass. "You like it."
"Your ass is amazing." Naruto cried out as he bit Minato's cheeks.
Minato grunted and Naruto continued the assault on his ass.
There was something so erotic about seeing Naruto eat an ass, Jiraiya
thought. He took his time as he licked his ass over and over. Jiraiya
wanted a taste and more importantly he wanted kiss that dirty mouth
of Naruto's. _Damn, you dirty naughty boy_. He grabbed Naruto by his
hair and kissed his face hard as hell. Damn, his student had a
tongue. Naruto and Jiraya battled it out for dominance. Jiraiya
enjoyed playing in Naruto's mouth as much as Naruto liked playing in
his.
Jiraiya broke the kiss and worked Naruto's neck and sucked and
licked. He left a couple of marks. He then dove in Minato's ass
earning a nice moan from Minato. Jiraiya licked Minato's plump ring
and Naruto was left to watch. Jiraiya dove into that tight warm ass
and he could feel Minato squirm underneath him. Jiraiya licked Minato
on the inside for minutes on end. He loved the taste of Minato. He
tasted like fresh fruit.
Naruto licked his lips as his eyes ran down to look at Jiraiya's ass.
He could see his muscles work as he thrust into the bed, while eating
Minato delicious ass. Naruto wanted a taste of that firm boxer coach
ass. So he went down and got himself a taste. He got up and went from
behind and got a nice lick. He started from the top and made his way
down the ass over the entrance and to the area between his ass and
dick.
"Naruto...what are you doi…" Jiraiya is silence when Naruto licked
around his entrance.
"Hush Pervy Sage." Naruto groaned as he licked his entrance and
tasted his coach. His coach was pretty damn flavorful. He didn't know
who was better, Minato or Jiraiya.
After they finished licking Jiraiya rolled Minato over on his back.
Minato looked at the ceiling and let out a deep sigh. He had been put
through the ringer, but it wasn't over and Minato wanted this part
the most, although he did enjoy the ass licking and foot sucking.
Jiraiya gave him a kiss and their hard-ons rubbed against each other
as they kissed. He ran his tongue through his mouth.
Naruto still eagerly sucked on Pervy sage's ass.
"Ready to fuck." Jiraiya asked Naruto, who nodded. "You go
first."
Naruto kissed his father on the lips as he spread his legs eager to
get Naruto's cock inside of him. He has been waiting for this and he
wanted it so bad. Really he would rather be bent over the kitchen
counter and fucked, but this would have to do.
Naruto put some lube on, which was laying on the floor.
Naruto eased his cock in slowly as he hit Minato's warm walls he
moaned. Damn, Minato was hot as fuck. He moved in slower and
stretched him out farther and farther making Minato groan.
"Naru...ahhh…" Minato groaned as Naruto made it inside. Naruto
stopped and prepared to thrust. He had to make sure he was
comfortable, also he had to make sure he didn't cum his ass off. He
didn't want to fill his father up just yet.
"Naruto. MOVE." Minato commanded at the odd feeling of Naruto's wet
cock in his ass. Naruto began moving and Minato let out a light moan
at his son began moving back and forth. Minato sighed as Naruto
filled him up and he stroked long and hard. Minato let out a small
whimper and closed his eyes as Naruto went deeper
inside.
"Dad...You're so hot." Naruto kissed his dad as he fucked him in a
missionary style position. "Fuck…"
Jiraiya licked his lips as he watched the father and son make out
with each other. Then he remembered he had a score to settle. He went
behind Naruto and licked his balls. He worked his way up to his ass
and began to lick Naruto's entrance over and over. He rolled his
tongue from the balls right to the ass.
"Jiraiya...You bastard." Naruto moaned as that wet tongue ran through
his ass. Every time he fucked his dad ass, and brought it back to
thrust forward he ran into Jiraiya's tongue. "Uhhh…"
"Fuck. You gotta hot ass here. Taste just like your father." Jiraiya
shoved his tongue deeper into Naruto's entrance making Naruto cry out
and thrust harder into Minato.
He hit Minato's prostate and Minato let out a deep yelp.
"DAMN."
Naruto repositioned himself and he wasn't laying on top of Minato and
grabbed Minato's legs and thrust into him deeper.
Naruto kept hitting that spot over and over and Minato's ass
tightened. "You know there' something you want to say" Naruto thrust
harder and looked Minato in the eyes. Minato blushed deeply. "Huh?"
Naruto chuckled. "Come on. You know you want to say it. Call me what
you want to call me, or I'm stopping."
"Damn…" Minato hissed. He didn't want to say it, but he wanted
pleasure. Still he did kinda want to say it?
"Daddy...Naruto."
"That's right. You're my father calling me daddy." Naruto thrust deep
into his father.
"Naruto you have to do better with these lines." Minato moaned as he
took that dick. He blushed deeply.
Naruto gave him a thrust of a lifetime and Naruto had to stop. He was
going to cum. He hit Minato's prostate hard as hell and Minato let
out a loud moan.
"Mmm…" Minato squirmed. Naruto pulled out before he could
cum.
Jiraiya replaced Naruto inside of Minato and Minato made a loud moan
as his ass was stretched to the max. Jiraiya thick cock felt so damn
good. Minato pushed down on the cock trying to get on it.
"Don't be so greedy." Jiraiya chuckled as he thrust deep inside
Minato. Minato arched his back as he fell back against the bed. He
fucked Minato hard as he went back far and shoved his cock deep
inside the Minato's warm ass. He grabbed his hips to position him as
he trusted with all his force.
Naruto, on the other hand, put his cock in Minato's mouth and Minato
lightly sucked on it while he got fucked. Minato moan with his mouth
full of cock as his ass being stretched to the max. Damn. It was
funny that he was just dreaming about his before both of the walked
in.
"Damn." Jiraiya slapped Minato on the side of his ass. "You're so
fuckin' tight. You just got fucked and you're still so fuckin tight.
What the hell?" Jiraiya was enjoying his former students ass. He was
almost here, but he was going to make sure Minato got there first. He
grabbed Minato's cock and began to stroke it long and hard. "How do
you want it?"
"Harder." Minato let a out a deep sigh as he got what he asked for.
He was so close. Jiraiya's calloused hand was squeeze Minato's cock
as he pumped it. HE stroked it long and hard and his fingers played
around the tip.
Minato moaned as he viciously sucked on his sons cock. "Fuck." Naruto
gasped.
With one more long stroke Minato was there and he came all over the
place. Naruto moaned as Minato's mouth clenched his cock. He came
right into his father's mouth. "Uhhhh…" Naruto moaned. Minato fell
back onto the bed, and his walls closed and tightened around
Jiraiya's cock.
"Mmmm…" Minato sighed.
"Shit!" Jiraiya moaned as he came deep into Minato.
Minato laid in the center of the bed and Naruto and Jiraiya laid on
the other side of him. Minato was so tired and he was ready for
sleep.
"Ohhh…That was amazing." Minato said.
"Yes." Jiraiya said.
"I love you dad." Naruto kissed his father on the lips and cuddled
him in his arms. "Take a nap."
Minato closed his eyes as he laid on his son's chest. Damn that was
the best sex he had ever had.
(BREAK)
**Tell me what you thought ;)**
**Anyways i thought I'd write some smut because I haven't really
written any in awhile (like a full lemon.) I hope you enjoyed.
;)**
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